WI LOST

KingKulami

Banned
It is spring time and you are on a crowded flight going overseas flying over the Pacfic and then all of a sudden the plane goes down and many die, however you and four victoria secret models survive the crash and make it on a Island that has no humans on it. day one on the island what is your first move? then what?
 
four VS models? Oh swell. Well, first, I suppose I would have to build a hut to keep their delicate skins out of the sun. Then, I'd probably have to hunt down some fat-free low cal coconuts for them to eat. And in return for all that work, I bet they wouldn't even parade around in their underwear for me to ogle. And after all I did for them. On day two, I think I'll use them as live bait to catch sharks to eat raw. On day three, I'll have a long and vicious argument with my left foot. On day four, I'll give up wearing clothes, smear mud all over myself, and chase after the seagulls, screaming my head off. On day five, I'll tragically die while attempting to experiment to see what my liver looks like.

Oh, did I mention that being out in the blazing hot sun would likely drive me insane in a matter of hours?
 
With 4 models to keep me company I think I'd be pretty motivated to survive and stay sane.
 
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