WI: Lewinsky doesn't spit

What if there were no DNA evidence? Would the Clinton impeachment fall apart with no indictment? How does the rest of the Clinton presidency unfold? What of the hunt for Bin Ladin? Would there be a Global War on Terror? Would Arafat have agreed to peace with Israel? Would there have been a Lebanon War? Would Saddam Hussein still be alive? Would Al Gore have been elected? Would the Kyoto Accord have been acted upon? Would Hillary Clinton be on her way to electoral victory now?

Amazing how hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of lives were forever changed when you think about it.
 
Maybe she chokes on it and dies. A panicking president orders a cover-up but the secret agents are filmed by Gen-Xers wielding phone cameras while getting rid of the body.

The footage appears on YouTube and is an instant hit. A very extensive media covered show trial is held but the body is never found so they are unable to convict. Still, Clinton's reputation is sufficiently tarnished to allow another Bush into the White House.

Oliver Stone eventually gets together with Dutch crime reporter Peter de Vries and they tape Clinton's confession in a series of car drives. Clinton confesses to having her body dumped at sea.

While not enough to secure a criminal trial, Clinton is then bankrupted in a civil trial by Lewinsky's parents.

Oliver Stone makes yet another conspiracy movie and de Vries becomes an international celebrity who subsequently joins the National Inquirer.

Hillary Clinton's hopes of political career for herself are dashed by her portrayal in Stone's movie as a cold fish who led Clinton to cheat on her and inadvertently kill Lewinsky.
 
Maybe she chokes on it and dies. A panicking president orders a cover-up but the secret agents are filmed by Gen-Xers wielding phone cameras while getting rid of the body.

The footage appears on YouTube and is an instant hit. A very extensive media covered show trial is held but the body is never found so they are unable to convict. Still, Clinton's reputation is sufficiently tarnished to allow another Bush into the White House.

I know YouTube wasn't around then and I certainly don't recall too many phone cameras so isn't alot of this this unlikely to happen at all? Remember cell phones are a pretty recent innovation - they weren't used at D-Day.
 

hammo1j

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Maybe it would now be Monica Clinton vs Barack Obama. 'Swallowers' are sexual gold dust, and Bill would do well to make an Honest Woman of her.

btw I would guess Hilary just doesn't.
 
True. But that would be pretty awesome, no?

No it would be stupid - or more specifically that it would be stupid to believe that it would even be allowed to appear online. The Secret Service would just sweep the likely person up and they would just be another statistic of individuals mysterious dying during the Clinton Administration.
 
It's very weird but you can trace the decline of US primacy to that moment of decision of Monica Lewinsky.

America was top of the world then. Pax Americana looked like it would last a century. So much hard work, inspiration, sacrifice, and good fortune had brought America to the historically unprecedented point of global primacy. It all went downhill from there. Arguably every bad thing that has happened since would not have happened otherwise.
 
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