WI : Joan of Arc survives the Hundred Years War?

I dunno- this sounds like a plot for a bad
sci-fi series on cable. Or a show on
THE HISTORY CHANNEL. One more thing-
do they all arrive in time, say, to save Joan
from being burned?
I will point out there is a comics out there where Joan of Arc is saved by aliens and then meets Genghis Khan.
One of the aliens becomes her lover and she rides a mammoth. It's not very historically accurate.

That said, I'd watch the hell of a Magician/Warehouse 13 show where Joan of Arc just rides around kicking ass
 
I will point out there is a comics out there where Joan of Arc is saved by aliens and then meets Genghis Khan.
One of the aliens becomes her lover and she rides a mammoth. It's not very historically accurate.

That said, I'd watch the hell of a Magician/Warehouse 13 show where Joan of Arc just rides around kicking ass

Do you know or remember the name of this
comic? (I have a better idea- we bring Joan
back to the present & make her a member of
THE AVENGERS. This way, they'll have divine guidance...)
 
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Do you know or remember the name of this
comic? (I have a better idea- we bring Joan
back to the present & make her a member of
THE AVENGERS)(This way, they'll have divine guidance...)

Only, and ONLY if they somehow partner her up with Jessica Jones, and have her speaking old french that nobody understands. It'd be amazing.
 
Do you know or remember the name of this
comic? (I have a better idea- we bring Joan
back to the present & make her a member of
THE AVENGERS)(This way, they'll have divine guidance...)
Jehanne au Pied du Mur, by F'murr. Afraid it's in French. And not part of the Avengers, she's not American. I'd however pay good money to watch her beat up the Hulk while swearing in old French.
 
Jehanne au Pied du Mur, by F'murr. Afraid it's in French. And not part of the Avengers, she's not American. I'd however pay good money to watch her beat up the Hulk while swearing in old French.

Rats- but thanks for the info Tanc. As for not
being an American- hey, Black Panther & Thor aren't Americans, but they're in the
Avengers. Besides, Bruce Banner &/or Tony
Stark would handle the translating duties for
Joan while simultaneously teaching her English(& how to read & write too). Joan in
the meantime would be trying to get TS to
lead a, how shall we put it, more moral life-
style.
 
Rats- but thanks for the info Tanc. As for not
being an American- hey, Black Panther & Thor aren't Americans, but they're in the
Avengers. Besides, Bruce Banner &/or Tony
Stark would handle the translating duties for
Joan while simultaneously teaching her English(& how to read & write too).

Cue she's actually smarter than Tony and is actually a precursor to the Purple Man, and Joan of Arc is suddenly terrifying supervillaness
 
Rats- but thanks for the info Tanc. As for not
being an American- hey, Black Panther & Thor aren't Americans, but they're in the
Avengers. Besides, Bruce Banner &/or Tony
Stark would handle the translating duties for
Joan while simultaneously teaching her English(& how to read & write too). Joan in
the meantime would be trying to get TS to
lead a, how shall we put it, more moral life-
style.
Well, one of her lieutenant was a well known child molester and she was a warlord in the XVth century, so I'm not sure it's a good idea for her to give morality lessons to be honest
It'd be classic though, "why hast thou not beheaded that Scarlet Skull? He is a scoundrel, may God strike him!"
 
Well, one of her lieutenant was a well known child molester and she was a warlord in the XVth century, so I'm not sure it's a good idea for her to give morality lessons to be honest
It'd be classic though, "why hast thou not beheaded that Scarlet Skull? He is a scoundrel, may God strike him!"


But as Kaze pointed out above in a post from
last Friday, de Rais went off the straight &
narrow only AFTER, not before, Joan's death
(indeed it may well be that it was her demise that turned him into a monster).As for Joan being a warlord, yes, she led soldiers @ a time & place when warfare was especially
nasty, but she seems to personally have been rather chivalrous. For example, @ Orleans an English captain named Gladsdale
called her a whore & a few other nasty things. Yet when Joan led the French to
overrun his position, she called for him to
surrender, & that she had mercy on his
soul. When he died instead Joan was seen to
be crying.

I do agree, Tanc, that Joan wouldn't like the
Red Skull one bit! And as for what she'd say
to Loki...
 
All jokes aside, is it really that implausible for Charles to send Joan away on crusade? If he doesn't want her around, sending her on crusade seems like as good a solution to that as any and he can encourage anyone else causing him problems to go join her. Obviously the Hussite wars are almost over, so the Ottoman frontier seems a likely destination. It seems entirely conceivable that she ends up leading some sort of weird religious mercenary company.
 
Obviously the Hussite wars are almost over, so the Ottoman frontier seems a likely destination. It seems entirely conceivable that she ends up leading some sort of weird religious mercenary company.

That seems like the best solution, just send her off to fight against the Ottomans. Best case scenario for her she establishes a weird Catholic fiefdom in the Balkans or Anatolia, worst case scenario she dies, either way she's not Charles' problem anymore.
 
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