WI: Hitler killed by mountain goat at Berghof

Romantic Nihilist · Mar 5, 2014

There'll be a movie based on this... with Bryan Cranston as the Goat.

"I am the one who bahhhhhhh's".

Stolengood · Mar 6, 2014

Asnys said:
My money's on the ibex. They've got moxie.

WilliamPenn · Mar 9, 2014

Stolengood said:

I hear that drink's really sugary.

Stolengood · Mar 9, 2014

WilliamPenn said:
I hear that drink's really sugary.

It's not. It's the opposite; it tastes like something made of root. Just... very, very bitter.

Just the thing a goat needs after a long day of killing der Fuhrer.

marcus_aurelius · Apr 21, 2014

I'll give everything to be the fly on the wall when the leaders of Europe learned of this. Their goating - err, gloating - would be priceless.

Marc A

Athelstane · Apr 21, 2014

Not bad

But I think this thread would be much more compelling if the premise had Hitler vacationing in the Frisian Islands, only to be mauled to death by a rabid sealion while strolling the beach.

Kaiser K · Apr 21, 2014

I made a wiki page for this.

marcus_aurelius · Apr 22, 2014

Athelstane said:
But I think this thread would be much more compelling if the premise had Hitler vacationing in the Frisian Islands, only to be mauled to death by a rabid sealion while strolling the beach.

What, you mean to tell me the winged whales had no part in that?

Marc A

ATL Czar · Apr 22, 2014

This thread's turning into a signature quote birthing ground.

brokenman · Apr 22, 2014

Romantic Nihilist said:
There'll be a movie based on this... with Bryan Cranston as the Goat.

"I am the one who bahhhhhhh's".

The Fuhrer could be Cage though.

"Oh no, not the baaaahs. Not the baaahs!

Romantic Nihilist · Apr 22, 2014

brokenman said:
The Fuhrer could be Cage though.

"Oh no, not the baaaahs. Not the baaahs!

I AM THE GOAT.

With a special appearance from James Hetfield: I am the table.

King of the Uzbeks · Apr 22, 2014

Hail HYDRA! Says the goat.

Stolengood · Jul 23, 2014

Just bringing this back up due to awesomeness.

TFSmith121 · Jul 23, 2014

Oh my God...it's full of goats!

Can't forget the Golgafrinchans...

Best,

Romantic Nihilist · Jul 23, 2014

Oh myy. I remember this thread.

Stolengood · Jul 23, 2014

Romantic Nihilist said:
Oh myy. I remember this thread.

You should; it was only three months ago, after all...

Romantic Nihilist · Jul 24, 2014

Stolengood said:
You should; it was only three months ago, after all...

A lot can happen in three months

Stolengood · Jul 31, 2014

Romantic Nihilist said:
A lot can happen in three months

Very, very true.

Romantic Nihilist · Aug 1, 2014

I'm honestly surprised it never got locked, aha. Maybe the mods have a sense of humour?

Stolengood · Nov 7, 2014

Is it okay if I bring this one back up? I can't stop laughing.