WI: Hitler killed by mountain goat at Berghof

[Hominid]

Do you really think a goat would just accidentally kill Hitler? Wake up, sheeple!

(I'm just kidding; I'm not a conspiracy theorist; please don't baaaaaa-n me!)

 

[Romantic Nihilist]

You're all ripe for pun-ishment.

Okay.. I killed it. FIN!

 

[Stolengood]

High on a hill lived a lonely goatherd,
Yo-de-lai-ey, yo-de-lai-ey, yo-de-lai-ey-oo-oo,
Soaked with the blood of our murdered Fuhrer,
Yo-de-lai-ey, yo-de-lai-ey, oo-oo...

 

[Dathi THorfinnsson]

The postNazi army's slogan is 'Goat mit uns'.

The life insurance company refused to pay out, claiming it was 'an act of goat'.

The butterflies that ensue cause a monarchy to be restored in Austria. National anthem: Goat erhalt X den Kaiser. (Where X is the name of the current emperor)

People all over the US sing the spiritual: Goat tell it on the mountain. (Or is it Goat killed him on the mountain?)

Goering comes to power on Hitler's goattails.

 

[Herzen's love-child]

Best pun-ishment thread on AH in a while....
"Goat mit uns", indeed....
Add to site Wiki!

 

[TRH]

I'm far more enamored of my "bleating edge" pun than I should be. Probably has to do with how silly an expression "bleeding edge" was to begin with...

 

[Dan]

High on a hill lived a lonely goatherd,
Yo-de-lai-ey, yo-de-lai-ey, yo-de-lai-ey-oo-oo,
Soaked with the blood of our murdered Fuhrer,
Yo-de-lai-ey, yo-de-lai-ey, oo-oo...

Genius. Just genius.

 

[OnlyAlb]

The conspiracy theories would be hilarious.

 

[Stolengood]

Genius. Just genius.

Hey, I try, baby...

 

[Stolengood]

The goat finally explains (with the kind help of a goat-medium):

 

[Ravenclaw]

This thread is the funniest thing I've seen on this site.

Are there mountain goats in Europe, though?

 

[Escape Zeppelin]

A goat would be more likely to knock a person down so that that person hits his head, the horns aren't "made" to pierce things after all.

The angle of the goats horns become a key issue of conspiracy theories for decades afterwards. "The goat was clearly planted by the Illuminati after Hitler failed to pay his membership dues."

 

[Fox Eating Bamboo]

This thread is the funniest thing I've seen on this site.

Are there mountain goats in Europe, though?

There're plenty of wild goats in the Alps, but not of the species in Stolengood's photo. That's a Rocky Mountain Goat, from North America only.

Wait a second... Mein gott! Die Ziege ist ein amerikanisches Meuchelmörder!

 

[Hominid]

The one that Hitler would likely run into would be an Alpine ibex.

 

[Stolengood]

The one that Hitler would likely run into would be an Alpine ibex.

So... he gets killed by a female goat? Perfect.

 

[Locke01]

The angle of the goats horns become a key issue of conspiracy theories for decades afterwards. "The goat was clearly planted by the Illuminati after Hitler failed to pay his membership dues."

''If the horn doesn't fit, you must acquit.''

 

[WarPlanInfrared]

A song is created in the goat's honor
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=WZvnfBTnaj0​

 

[Herzen's love-child]

So... he gets killed by a female goat? Perfect.

Oh, I think a male Ibex could also do the deed:

But a cute Ibex is more likely to have gotten der Fuhrer's attention:

 

[Stolengood]

So... ibex hate Hitler. Now the Reich hates ibex. Let's see what happens next!

 

[asnys]

So... ibex hate Hitler. Now the Reich hates ibex. Let's see what happens next!

My money's on the ibex. They've got moxie.