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What if he brings Jean-Claude van Damme along on a visit and they Double Team Kim?
What? North Korea starts producing kinky gay porn?
What if he brings Jean-Claude van Damme along on a visit and they Double Team Kim?
Worst case scenario, North Korea claims Rodman to have been an assassin working for the US government, and uses it as an excuse to launch a nuclear attack on the United States...
But on the plus side, Donald Trump would be far too busy rebuilding the NYC skyline to ever run for President. So, win some, lose some. Even nuclear bombardments have silver linings.
They can't even hit New York with a nuke (except when they steal scenes from Call of Duty when making propaganda videos). The best they can do is Alaska or Hawaii.
And it turns out all those nuclear tests were actually attempts at launching nukes at their enemies that always failedAssuming their missile works and doesn't break apart over the Sea of Japan...
You think the DPRK is just gonna sit back and chill when their head of state was murdered?
What do you think would happen if a suspected Russian agent killed Obama? You think the US wouldn't do anything?
What if Jesse Owens killed Hitler?