WI: Columbine Inside Job

Star Chamber · Apr 18, 2013

To what end? It's conspiracy theory, plain and simple. Against the board rules.

Hugo Strange · Apr 18, 2013

*facepalm*

No..... just, no........

Emote Control · Apr 18, 2013

It is well known that all mass shootings are actually organized by the NRA in order to sell more guns.

Seriously, conspiracy theories like this have no place on this board. I hope this thread gets removed soon.

CandyDragon · Apr 18, 2013

This isn't a conspiracy theory per se, it's a what if which makes no sense.

A Random Person · Apr 18, 2013

President_Ehmling said:
What if the Government was Behind the Columbine Shooting in April 1999?

There is no reason there is to be, the only reason I am posting here is to get into this thread before it is locked and you are kicked.

I am wondering which banned troll you are a sockpuppet of,

Earl_of_Sommerset
MasterAccount
Mike Collins

those are my best three guesses.

I also will direct you to LandoverBaptist.com where your trolling would be appreciated.

Julia Augusta · Apr 18, 2013

How exactly are you going to cover it up, if the government did it. If you haven't noticed, governments are often very sloppy and not very efficient.

wcv215 · Apr 18, 2013

Whanztastic said:
OOO, maybe AH.com needs a Constitutional Convention?

That was tried. It ended...badly...

Johnrankins · Apr 18, 2013

Scipio Terra Maria said:
How exactly are you going to cover it up, if the government did it. If you haven't noticed, governments are often very sloppy and not very efficient.

More to the point what would the government GAIN out of it? What is the upside? Randomly killing kids would do what exactly to help Clinton? It makes no sense AT ALL!!!!

whitecrow · Apr 18, 2013

A Random Person said:
I am wondering which banned troll you are a sockpuppet of,

Earl_of_Sommerset
MasterAccount
Mike Collins

those are my best three guesses.

If this is a troll, I don't think it is MasterAccount since it does not involve Sonic the Hedgehog

DStecks said:
I'm sorry, are you arguing that a mod shouldn't ban somebody for doing a thing the mod considers racist?

I mean, this was a case where the mod was wrong, but that's a thing that will happen, rules can't get rid of that.

I think some mods should ease off the banhammer. In the case I described, simply saying something like "such language is not appreciated around these parts" would have sufficed.

Julia Augusta · Apr 18, 2013

Johnrankins said:
More to the point what would the government GAIN out of it? What is the upside? Randomly killing kids would do what exactly to help Clinton? It makes no sense AT ALL!!!!

Generally the idea is that the govt would use it as an excuse to "take their guns" or to impose evil policies.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Apr 18, 2013

Just checked wiki, but it seems there was little new laws from Columbine. So if it was an "inside job" (it wasn't) what was the point? Clinton has a great economy, so he doesn't need it. Republicans would rather have race riots. What does it do for big business, or big labor? Even the UN didn't try to invade the US over it. So why (and who??) would commit a shooting at a high school besides 2 evil kids?

Julia Augusta · Apr 18, 2013

Lord_Thrawn said:
Just checked wiki, but it seems there was little new laws from Columbine. So if it was an "inside job" (it wasn't) what was the point? Clinton has a great economy, so he doesn't need it. Republicans would rather have race riots. What does it do for big business, or big labor? Even the UN didn't try to invade the US over it. So why (and who??) would commit a shooting at a high school besides 2 evil kids?

Ahh, but what if they secretly impose laws to start mind controlling the masses, using chemtrails to change how the normal person thinks so they don't notice the conspiracy around them.

I have actually heard this before. The justifications they make are absurd.

Lost the game · Apr 18, 2013

hm. This lasted longer than I thought it would. weird.

Beedok · Apr 18, 2013

Were the officials on drugs? Anyway it would end in a revolution or something.

wargamer6 · Apr 18, 2013

whitecrow said:
If this is a troll, I don't think it is MasterAccount since it does not involve Sonic the Hedgehog

What if Sonic the Hedgehog was the real shooter??!!

starwarsfan · Apr 18, 2013

wargamer6 said:
What if Sonic the Hedgehog was the real shooter??!!

No, what if Sonic is the puppet master of the government

wargamer6 · Apr 18, 2013

starwarsfan said:
No, what if Sonic is the puppet master of the government

Dude...we're screwed.

The Vulture · Apr 18, 2013

A Random Person said:
There is no reason there is to be, the only reason I am posting here is to get into this thread before it is locked and you are kicked.

I am wondering which banned troll you are a sockpuppet of,

Earl_of_Sommerset
MasterAccount
Mike Collins

those are my best three guesses.

I also will direct you to LandoverBaptist.com where your trolling would be appreciated.

Apparently no troll has ever had a distinct and recognizable posting style.

A Random Person · Apr 18, 2013

At this point I want the thread to be derailed just to see how many posts we can get in before the lock.

Generaloberst · Apr 18, 2013

Don't worry guys, even if it was an inside job, I got enough tinfoil to wrap around all our hats!