Aw please don't try and make it realistic. I was hoping that the Orcs, sorry I mean the British Army all 3,000,000 of them and the 4,000,000 French, Egyptian, Austrian and Spanish slave soldiers in HM Loyal Foreign Legion under the slave General Napoleon would rape, pillage and plunder the poor peace loving and helpless Hobbits of the Shire, the United States even, under a great cloud of loyal black dragons with an insatiable hunger for Yank flesh. Between the seried ranks of the hordes of perfidious Albion plodded giant artillery carrying dinosaurs and rabid elephant cavalry carrying depraved aristocratic revanants hell bent on ruining all of the innocent young Yankee maids and lads they can find. At the head of this mighty army the magically mutated giant zombie Duke of Wellington strides across the country crushing homes beneath his monstrous wellies.