Proof that Aliens exist!
Of course Aliens are real!
This is freely admitted by the United States Government.
department of Homeland Security form i-526 is
"A petition from an Alien Entrepreneur". As my name is on one of these, I am presumably an alien
--so there you have it. Proof!
The US Immigration service, Internal revenue and Homespun Security have dozens and dozens of forms. There is, for instance a form for "Aliens with Extraordinary Abilites" (Visa O-1) Telepathy or Telekinesis, perhaps?
- A form for an Alien change of address (Tau Ceti 3 to Duluth, Montana one supposes).
- A form for Aliens under going sponsored education in the United States, although I cannot fathom what you primitives, who STILL haven't mastered interstellar warp drive think that you could teach us.
- The US Social Security department will also provide cash benefits to "Qualified Aliens". Which is useful as we no longer have money.
- The US State Department document "Pursuant to Public Law 89–497, approved July 8,1966 (80 Stat. 271; 1 U.S.C. 113) needs to be updated as it only deals with "Alien Amateur Radio Operators" and doesn't mention Pan-galactic Hyperddialup
- A form for a visit by an Alien Physician (that guy in Enterprise with the knobbly bits on his head?)
I also notice that the US passed a law in the 1970s that outlawed Alien child labour--which explains what happened to Jimmy Osman.
American immigration officers are very clever. They have dozens of questions on the forms asked if one has ever been a terrorist, a member of a revolutionary group, engaged in genocide, murder etc, etc. Questions that when aswered corectly will surely keep America safe.