who do you think was the most badass?

who do you think was the most bad ass

  • Arminius

    Votes: 6 6.2%
  • Horatio Nelson

    Votes: 17 17.5%
  • Sparticus

    Votes: 17 17.5%
  • Theodore "teddy" Roosevelt

    Votes: 57 58.8%

  • Total voters
    97
The only possible winner is the one man who intimidated Theodore Roosevelt Jr. And that is Theodore Roosevelt Sr. :D

My father, Theodore Roosevelt [Sr.], was the best man I ever knew. He combined strength and courage with gentleness, tenderness, and great unselfishness. He would not tolerate in us children selfishness or cruelty, idleness, cowardice, or untruthfulness. As we grew older he made us understand that the same standard of clean living was demanded for the boys as for the girls; that what was wrong in a woman could not be right in a man. With great love and patience, and the most understanding sympathy and consideration, he combined insistence on discipline. He never physically punished me but once, but he was the only man of whom I was ever really afraid. I do not mean that it was a wrong fear, for he was entirely just, and we children adored him.
 
People who really should've been added to the list:

Hunac Ceel: Cunning and devious SOB he may have been, but he was also tough enough to take down Chichen Itza and he even jumped into the Great Cenote of his own volition and emerged alive. Talk about crazy awesome. If that weren't enough, his name means Infinitely Cold.

Minamoto no Yoshitsune: For sorting out those devious Heike tricksters the best way, by whooping their asses until they all jumped into the ocean and drowned. And not only did he end the Taira, he also beat the master of 999 duels, the warrior monk Benkei, who became his most loyal retainer.

Crazy Horse: For starters, his name is Crazy Horse. That makes him beat Nelson and Arminius by default. If you add his deeds to the list, well, he killed many, many murderous soldiers and utterly destroyed the shit out of Custer. Rock on, bro.

The Yellow Emperor: A man so awesome and badass that whether or not he really existed is irrelevant. He probably wins this thread.

Damm, I knew Id forgotin somone, These guys were all awsome!
 
The most badass person in history was the guy who looked at a cow's udders and decided "I think I'll squeeze these things and drink what comes out of them." The second-most badass person in history was the one who realized "Hey, we can grow this grain stuff and never have to get sore feet by walking again. YAHOO!". The most badass person in prehistory was the first one to think "Hmm, pointy rocks hurt animals badly, but they can hurt humans too" then looked over at his friend and said "Yo, Ugg, come here a minute, I got something I wanna show ya".
 
Choosed Teddy Roosevelt of all those in that list.

Most badass figure in History remains Napoleon Bonaparte for me though.
 
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