Mad About Muppets in: The Nick of Time (1998)
From Mad About Muppets with Mad Molly Moolah Netsite, February 21st, 2008
Hi, I’m Molly and I’m Mad for Muppets, and so are you, or why would you be here?
Seriously, why would you? It’s all that I talk about.
Mad Molly Moolah (Image by
@nick_crenshaw82)
And today, it’s Muppets in a sea of TTTIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEE!!!! (whooo-WEEEEE-Yooooo!!!!)
Yes, today I talk about
Muppets in: The Nick of Time, where Nick has a double meaning for like “steal” in Brit-slang and is the villain’s name, because it’s The Muppets and bad puns are required by Henson’s Law and would you or me really have it any other way? Of course not!!! (Blasphemy!!

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Well it started from a crazy idea that Jim had in a dream where he’s like lost in time and trying to grab the strands of his life as they slip away and he’s beset by swarms of “time flies” because even in his nightmares he has bad puns and so he got up in the middle of the night and wrote a quick idea for a film based on the dream that he later realized should be a Muppet film because of course it should. He sent the idea to Jerry Juhl and the rest as they say is history.
(Image source Nick P on Pinterest)
And that of course became 1998’s
Muppets in: The Nick of Time. (well duh right?)
So, it starts in the 1890s where Kermit Frogg, the famous inventor, has developed, with the help of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker, a Time Machine exactly like the one in the H.G. Wells book. Of course in a Deep Cut old Sci-Fi pun people keep calling him Phileas Frogg and he’s like, “No, I’m
Kermit Frogg. Phileas is my cousin, you see, with the, um, hot air balloons.”
And just before he and his nephew Robin can explore
the Future (“I really hope that blue toe-boots aren’t in fashion”) he’s visited by a future version of himself, who is borderline hysterical, saying, repeatedly, some version of “Parsley…Sage! Rosemary! ……
TIME!!!”
“Are we going to Scarborough Faire?” asks Robin.
When Kermie calms himself down future him tells him that Nick Parsley, the Sage of Time, who is played by Rowan Atkinson, is “Taking Time” and bottling it up, hoping to “Make some Time” for his lost love Rosemary (A picture and later spectral cameo by Susan Sarandon). The problem, of course, is that these plans will backfire, “Killing Time” and resulting in “A Complete Waste of Time” or essentially the end of the universe which would probably be bad.
But Kermit asks how he could be the one to tell himself about the event. “Doesn’t that create an, um, paradox?”
“That would be us,” says Dr. Bunsen with Beaker, “Your pair-of-docs!”
“You can blame the writers for that one,” Kermit tells the camera.
But in order to avoid A Complete Waste of Time, Kermit Frogg and Robin set out through time enlisting other helpers, like Piggy and Gonzo and Pepe and the like, to track down Nick Parsley and stop him from Wasting Time. Nick of course sends his “Time Flies” (Muppets) after them, with Doc Brown warning that they are “strongly attracted to powerful emotion, particularly joy.”
“So, you’re saying Time Flies when you’re having…”
“Just stop, please.”
Having Fun Yet? (Image by
Filfury)
Oh, did I forget to mention that they also run into various other time travelers like Bill & Ted (Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves), Doc Brown and Marty (John Lithgow and Michael J. Fox), and even Neil Patrick Harris, who shows up as the 8th Doctor, which I will talk about because a lot happens here.
See, the Tardis shows up and everyone’s excited at first, and then NPH steps out and most of the assembled Muppets are like disappointed and angry. “Oh, come on! We get the worst Doctor?” asks Pepe.
“Hey, I
like the 8th Doctor, he’s my favorite!” says Robin.
“Thank you, Robin,” says the Doctor. “Glad to see
someone who appreciates the work I do around here.”
But they all help out, the Doctor helping out a lot because NPH loves the Muppets almost as much as I do (is that even possible?!?), and they try to track down Nick Parsley. But he’s, like, totally relatable since he’s trying to save his lost love Rosemary and it’s actually kind of sad. There’s a scene where he’s singing Jim Croce’s “Time in a Bottle” and it’s just heart-wrenching! Particularly given the real story behind that song and Jim Croce and all.
The saddest Muppets Performance ever, if you know Jim and his internal fears
Because for all of the silliness in this film, there’s a lot of real sad stuff with Kermit helping Nick come to terms with the loss of his love and his inability to control time. And yeah, you can really see Jim Henson coming to terms with his own time issues here. He even said so:
“It was strangely therapeutic for me. Nick Parsley is really me, you see. Always trying to take control of time, not just living in it.”
Yea, if you’ve ever seen his weird
Timepiece, you totally get it. It’s like he started expressing his time fears there and then really came to terms with them in this movie. This and I guess
What Dreams May Come from the same year. 1998 was a strange and important year for Jim, I guess.
But even though
Muppets in the Nick of Time is, like, one of the more sad and serious Muppets films, it’s still a Muppets film and a lot of fun. The music isn’t original this time, being Muppet performances of classic songs, always about Time in some way (“If I could Turn Back Time”, “Time is on my Side”, “Too Much Time on my Hands” …you get it).
Yes, this…with Muppets!! (Image source Funk’s House of Geekery)
Like, I mean, there’s even a full Muppet Chorus of “The Timewarp” from
The Rocky Horror Picture Show complete with cameo by Tim Curry, though as the guy at the board narrating the dance (“It’s just a jump to the left…”) not as Rocky because it’s a PG film and they cover over the whole naughty…
pelvic part by having non-verbal waste-up Penguin Muppets sing that line and all, but still, so fun!!
And when things get all…Time Warped as Nick approaches Taking All the Time He Needs, they have a psychedelic dream-like sequence where The Electric Mayhem sing Pink Floyd’s “Time” all fading in and out of visibility as they sing and play. Apparently, Jim had to physically meet with Roger Waters and the rest to convince them to let them do the piece since they usually don’t like their songs to be used in movies or anything, but he showed them the script and they were sold.
“Tickin’ away…” (Image sources YouTube and Talk Bass)
So, yea,
Muppets in the Nick of Time is possibly the deepest, most meaningful Muppets movie at least since the original or maybe
Muppet Christmas Carrol and it even got some Oscar noms including Best Original Screenplay for Jim and Jerry and won a BAFTA for it. Rowan Atkinson even got a BAFTA acting nom. Jim kind of mixed his silly side and his serious side, his traditional child-friendly side and his old Experimental side all into a single film. It also ended up making a good amount of money ($84 million against a $24 million budget) since it got great reviews and a lot of buzz, which really helped given all the drama of 1998, if you recall.
So yea, you totally HAVE to see this movie, assuming that for some strange reason that you haven’t (in that case why are you here?!?!).
In fact, I think that I’ll make some time to see it again tonite. It’s definitely NOT a complete waste of time.
(Image source Tenor)
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