Yes, yes, an extremely big fat target for missiles and torpedoes. This is a Nazi AH thing and we know rational planning wasn’t their forte. So if the Fuhrer of the day decided the Kriegsmarine needed one, what would it look like? What caliber of main guns? How much AAA? Etc.
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Alright, so what the hell is this thing for? Obviously, it's entirely to look cool, but the Kriegsmarine is going to have to come up with some sort of CONOPS for it. Occasional shore bombardment is a given, but it needs to be more than that.
The obvious answer? Antiship by way of nuclear extended-range shells. Probably for use against large amphibious forces, surface action groups, and carrier battle groups if they get really lucky.
The main battery is almost certainly either 42cm/48 or 40.6cm/52, depending on what guns are still left over. 2 or 3 triple, all forward to free up space aft. They would be firing long-range guided 28cm subcaliber rounds with 15 kt warheads. Hanger and flight deck aft for helicopters/autogyro aircraft for scouting and ASW purposes. Air defense would be a mix of light automatic cannon - twin 88s, maybe? - with VT shells and 1 or 3 SAM mounts, depending on whether the placement can be worked out. Either an area system just forward of the helicopter deck, or that plus two Tartar/Volnya-type self-defense systems. All depends on whether the placement of the missiles can satisfy both the EM interference and blast interference problems.
Honestly, for armor I foresee a 1944 Lion-type setup: gonzo thick deck armor and TDS, and enough belt to not get mission-killed by 8" shells.
No Polaris. Those were better fired from submarines and a hypothetical Nazi Germany in the 70s will be submarine-focused anyway.Hmf. 1970s. So lets get creative. 1944 Lion type armour, of course. A single 3 gun turret, but with project HARP 100 calibre guns that fire rocket assisted/base bleed nuclear shells. What would be the range of that? 8 to 16 Polaris launch tubes, if the Italian cruisers had 4 why not in a 70,000t ship? Multiple Mark 26 launchers for Standard missiles, ASROC and SSMs. 8 or more 76mm or 127mm guns. Multiple Phalanx more than a dozen. Aft deck and hangar for a dozen plus ASW helicopters again if the Dorias could operate 9 why not?
Hell it's even useful. Cost effective? Different question.
No Polaris. Those were better fired from submarines and a hypothetical Nazi Germany in the 70s will be submarine-focused anyway.
Base bleed for the guns, rocket propellants of the time don't like that kind of acceleration. But 200 kilometers seems reasonably realistic.
Multiple Mark 26 launchers, like the setup I proposed, runs into the same spacing issues between the guns' blast and EM interference between guidance radars.
Because then it's no longer a battleship, just an oversized missile cruiser. A "battleship", IMO, has to bring certain design conceits like "being able to resist its own weapons".I'm inclined to say that you should dispense with the heavy guns altogether. What is the point of the 16in guns anyway in your hypothetical 1970s battleship? If the target is not armoured any standard SSM will do just as well. If its armoured or a carrier you nuke it. Makes more sense to put P-500 or P-700 equivalents on your ship and nothing bigger than an 8in gun like the one developed for Spruance. Of course by the same logic if the enemy is going to nuke you anyway why you are spending a shitload of money on armour? Ok just reinvented a larger Kirov...
EM interference could be an issue but the US could put 4 illuminators in addition to other radars on their ships and the Kirovs also have four fire control radars for their SA-N-6 and SA-N-4. So at a minimum a pair of Mk-26 equivalents is very much doable. Up to 4 possibly maybe, to follow Kirov but if your number of fire control radars is limited anyway, which it will be, the number of launchers is not your likely limitation here...
There's a lot of stuff we need to figure out first. For a few things:
-How is Nazi Germany still around in the 1970s;
-How is the Kreigsmarine relevant;
-Why is what was dismissed as "Jewish science" being followed by the Reich.