PROJECT FOUNTAIN:
PATTON'S QUEST
Lucas Cranach the Elder's 1564 painting depicting the legendary and mythical Fountain of Youth
Project Fountain's roots go back to the turn of the 20th century, when Custer still sat the Presidential throne in Philadelphia and the world war was just a shadowy threat on the horizon. In 1900, ORRA Supreme Chief George Dewey created the Artifacts and Antiquities Unit, comprised of about 400 ORRA officers from around the country selected for their epic knowledge of history, both esoteric and scholarly, and their mission's objective was to gather artifacts from conquered cultures, the ancient Holy Land, and sacred items and mementos of the American Fundamentalist Christian Faith. The reasoning behind the creation of this new task force within ORRA was the recent discovery and pilfering of the so-called Spear of Destiny, the pike which supposedly pierced Christ's side at the Crucifixion, by the Benedict Arnold University of Boston's archaeological team. Despite its dubious backstory, the spear was enshrined at the Martyr Benedict Arnold Memorial Museum at Valley Forge, Pennsylvania, alongside other antiques and relics such as the Prophet Burr's original copies of the Books of Manifest Destiny (transferred back to the First Fundamentalist Church in 1910), Roman armor from Biblical times, and a mishmash and hodgepodge of assorted trinkets deemed worthy of public exhibition.
The discovery of the Spear of Destiny and the subsequent hullabaloo about its arrival at the Martyr Arnold Memorial Museum revealed once more the power of mystical items for propaganda purposes. Wishing to see the government take a greater hand in contributing to the discovering, purchase, or capture of such items, Dewey created the ORRA Artifacts and Antiquities Unit to cover the earth and find more items of such magnitude. The new head of the AAU was Commander David Arthur Sanders, an English-born fascist who arrived in the Union as a child and worked his way up the ladder with ORRA. Sanders was on the same wave-length with Dewey, and continually located and retrieved relics and interesting artifacts to fill the national museums. Most of the items found by the AAU were simply on American soil and from the 18th and 19th centuries. Most of those items were happily sold or donated by the original owners, such as the Sword of Wolfe, the British Commander at the Battle of Quebec during the French & Indian Wars. The Sword of Wolfe was eagerly donated by the great-great-grandchildren of the Colonial rifleman who fought at the legendary battle. Other items, of more peculiar nature or origin, were significantly harder for the AAU to locate and retrieve.
Of particular interest to Sanders was the long-running myth of an ancient Pinnacle Race in South America. Builders of temples and worshipers of Jehovah, this story grew in popularity after Theodore Kirk, a well-respected pastor and historian, published his 1890 magnum opus,
The Case for an Ancient Pinnacle Civilization in Mesoamerica. Kirk proposed that a "crystal skull" in his possession, allegedly found by him while on a trip to Gran Colombia, was actually an extremely technically-advanced relic of a long-gone race of Pinnacle Blood from the tip of South America. He claimed that this "Primordial Anglo-Saxon Superman" was the basis for the Atlantis myths and that they had once built an empire stretching from Peru to the tip of Florida. Kirk also said that the destruction of the Primordial Anglo-Saxons was the arrival of the "Mongoloid Steppe Savages from Asia who, in the name of their sickening Feathered Serpent false-god crossed the Bering Strait in Alyaska and who then proceeded to desecrate and miscegenate the Pinnacle Blood of the Primordials by rape and seduction." The reason for this extermination of the Primordials was the fact that they angered Jehovah by worshiping the Crystal Skulls, items of unknown origin, and He let the "servants of Satan" destroy them for their idolatry. It is highly implied that the Feathered Serpent, Satan playing dress-up, created a total of 13 skulls and used their beauty and diabolical power to lead the Primordials away from Jehovah, weakening their culture for the arrival of the Mongoloids. At the same time, the Hebrews proved themselves loyal to Him and He freed them from their bondage in Egypt. This timeline of events also stated that all of the great South American structures, such as the Pyramids of Old Mexico and the like, were actually merely Inferiors dwelling in and modifying ancient Pinnacle temples, desecrating them in the name of the Feathered Serpent. Quite simply, Kirkists said that the Native Americans, lacking even the wheel, were incapable of advanced civilization or architecture without first stealing all of their know-how from Pinnacle Men with the help of Satan, the Mesoamerican Prometheus.
Despite the fact that "Kirkism" had no solid foundation other than a pocketful of dreams and a crystal skull of dubious origin, Kirk's beliefs spread like wildfire among the American people. To them, this proved that not only was North America the New Jerusalem, but it also showed that South America once belonged to a proud race of Pinnacle Men who worshiped Jehovah and that it should once more. Like the popular Athurian myths of an ancient magickal England, far in the storied past, the Kirkist saga eventually became a tangled web of conspiracy theories and ancient myths combined into one enormous monster. CYB Headmaster-Marshal Theodore Roosevelt, before his demise, was a huge proponent of Kirkism, telling the Friday Evening Review in 1908: "Rev. Kirk's astounding tales of America's ancient past outline the precise reason why Manifest Destiny shall not stop at the Panama Canal, but shall inevitably and indubiously conquer all of this beautiful green hemisphere, a land set aside for the Chosen Race, a veritable Atlantis." Roosevelt was also particularly interested in what the AAU found out about Ponce de Leon's adventure to find the Fountain of Youth. Shortly before the Rise of Steele and Roosevelt's assassination, the AAU had begun investigating tales of a Fountain of Youth on the isle of Bimini, in the Union Bahamas. Upon Roosevelt's death and the subsequent Steele takeover, the research petered out as the AAU was ordered by Dewey and Steele to investigate other matters, as they viewed Kirkism as a nascent cult. Steele himself pondered for a brief time about purging the Kirk books utterly from the records as drivel, but other more pressing matters drew him away.
It is an obvious question, then, to ask why Steele later chose George Patton to succeed George Dewey as Supreme Chief of ORRA, a heartbeat away from the Presidency, when Patton was always interested in Kirkist tales and frequently spoke of the legends. This was due in large part to Patton's personal and vocal support for Steele, his record of always getting his missions accomplished, and also his paralysis. Being paralyzed, this meant Patton was not exactly the Strongest Man around and could never properly challenge the bulky and imposing Steele. Being bound to a wheelchair also made Patton work ten times harder to prove himself. In short, Patton was the best possible choice to become Supreme Chief of ORRA, despite his rather eclectic belief system. In all, some fifteen percent of the American population expressed belief in the Kirkist legends, and Patton was in that tiny minority.
Steele used his right-hand-man's paralysis to his constant advantage. He had Patton completely convinced that he was Steele's only friend in the whole world, empowering Patton and making him feel important, further deterring any insubordination or revolutionary thought. By the early 1930s, Patton was utterly loyal to Steele and would have marched to the ends of the earth in the name of the President. Patton orchestrated the 1927 Crackdown on the Clans and the 1931 Masonic Purges. As a reward for the tremendous success of both of these operations, as well as continued excellence for Project Percival, President Steele granted Patton a tidy sum to sink into his personal pet project, a search for the Fountain of Youth. According to Patton's research, picking up where the pre-war AAU had left off, Bimini was not actually the location of the Fountain of Youth, but it was actually all the way in Gran Colombia, at the site of the ancient Atlantis capital.
Utilizing his new funding, Patton created the Office of Artifacts and Antiquities as an expanded AAU. He bought out the American Heritage Foundation, a group of historians and researchers numbering into the thousands, as well as several other smaller private groups and merged them with the AAU to create this new OAA. OOA functioned inside ORRA like the Marine Corps did in the Navy, marginally independent but still working hand-in-hand with its parent office. Instead of a Supreme Chief, the head of the OAA was Patton's personal choice of Lavinia Dunwich, one of the most capable female officers ORRA had ever seen. Patton revealed to Dunwich that he desired to find the Fountain of Youth and that he believed it would enable him to walk again. In reality, Patton thought that if he could bathe himself in the Fountain's waters and regain the vigor of his youth, he could topple Steele and take his place as the Eternal President of America, using the magickal power of the Fountain to keep himself forever young. Steele actually knew this, and he found the idea immensely entertaining. The President was so dismissive of any such Fountain of Youth, and of Kirkism in general, that he "let Patton have his fun." As long as the Supreme Chief kept purging anti-Steele elements and kept Project Percival running smoothly, Steele cared not for his silly quests to find mythical civilizations that never existed in the first place.
This was the ticking time-bomb--the path to another war--that the Union now found itself winding up with vigor. In early 1933, Patton received word that OAA Team 77 had located underwater ruins in Lake Maracaibo, ruins which they believed could be of ancient Atlantis's capital. For months, Team 77 had been trawling the Colombian lake with submarines and using early radar for the first time to locate artifacts on the lakebed. When news of the discovery arrived to Patton he ordered Team 77 to await further aid from Teams 34, 67, and 71. Before long, several dozen ORRA ships were on the lake searching for lost treasures and any indications of the stories of the Fountain of Youth. Finding nothing of import, Patton doggedly insisted that they were on the verge of a great discovery. Commander Dunwich agreed that the area was certainly important in the quest and told Patton that a breakthrough would come at any time. In reality, Dunwich and the teams had found gold and were actively mining and panning it from the lake.
As can be imagined, Fransisco Sanchez, Chancellor of Gran Colombia, was outraged at the presence of American troops on his soil, soil supposedly guaranteed sovereignty by its membership in the Neutrality Alliance with Peru and Argentina. Furious, he ordered the Colombian Navy to close the entrance to the Lake. On August 1, 1933, Commander Dunwich awoke to the sounds of her men frantically scuttling about their ships and on their campsite on the shore. She stepped out onto the deck of her personal submarine, the
R.U.S. Thompson, to find out what was going on. To the north, the lake had been blocked by large freighters. Backing up the freighters were two submarines and an assortment of old Europan warships utilized by the Colombian Navy. Scoffing at this threat, Dunwich asked the Colombian crew if they really wanted to die over this. A warning shot was fired overhead, sending Dunwich scurrying back into her sub to contact Philadelphia.
What ensued was one of the biggest disasters of all time for ORRA. ORRA's guiding principle was never surrender, so it could not be seen as weak or like they just let a tiny power push them around. However, fighting back could mean all-out war. Whatever course was taken, it would still be a terrible situation. Rather than spark a war before he was ready, however, Steele had Patton order the OAA research teams to stand down, as they were "but humble researchers, not professional warriors." The arrest of an ORRA commander and some 50-odd ORRA officers was a humiliation to which Steele was not accustomed to. When the research teams were led in chains through Bogota, Gran Colombia's capital, for the amusement of the Hispanic onlookers, Steele's absolute rage was palpable for 500 miles outside of Philadelphia. He was livid that Patton's little grail quest was causing the symbol of the American government to be embarrassed on a global scale. Newspapers from London to Delhi printed stories about ORRA officers being beaten with sticks and being pelted with fruit as they were paraded through the streets of Bogota.
Steele's current timetable for a war against the Neutrality Alliance was set to 1938. Now, years ahead of time, he was looking a conflict straight in the face. In retaliation for the arrest of the research teams, Steele had RUMP shutter the Colombian embassy in Philadelphia and arrest its staff. With almost 60 ORRA officers languishing in a South American prison, Supreme Marshal of the Army Ambrose Jansen, Supreme Chief of the Aeroforce Chuck Sutton, and Supreme Admiral of the Navy Henry Moody were asked to plan an immediate war against the Alliance. At the last moment, in exchange for the safe return of its ambassador and with Union destroyers floating off his coast, Chancellor Sanchez released the ORRA prisoners and allowed them safe passage back to America in their own ships. But public opinion was still livid over the treatment of the ORRA officers. Rallies were being held in streets from Keybeck to Oxacre demanding revenge upon Gran Colombia. The Gran Colombian ambassador was recalled to his home country and all diplomatic ties between the Union and the Neutrality Alliance were severed.
The Presidential Cabinet assured Steele that a war against the Alliance could be sped up on the timetables to 1936. While this would leave around two years to sit in shame over the capture of ORRA troops, the Cabinet said that the amount of firepower and destruction that would be brought to bear on those who dared imprison America's most elite troops would basically destroy the entire country of Gran Colombia. Steele agreed to wait.
Patton, meanwhile, worried for his life after the Fountain fiasco and feared he would be purged. Instead, Steele told him that American troops had every right to be on the Lake and that the Alliance was a bug on their windshield. Soon, Steele told him, the Union flag would fly over the bombed-out ruins of Bogota and the humiliation would be undone. The reason for sparing Patton was two-fold: Steele would not and could not find someone as controllable as Patton to helm ORRA and the American people did not hold Patton to blame at all for the capture of the ORRA personnel. Rather than hold those responsible... responsible, the American people believed all the propaganda directed their way that told the story of some college professors in some ORRA research vessels being captured and tormented by Infee Papists. Steele grinned to himself when he realized he now had the American people fully supportive of a war against the Alliance. It was coming closer to his time to once again show the world that American might and bravado would steamroll any opponent....