“Mr President, you’re Zap Zephyr pyjamas are ready.”
“And Jangles the moon monkey?”
“Freshly laundered”
“Thank you, Ronnie. Grab yourself a Diet cocaine Sweet Victory and let’s watch those Peacemaker fly!”
Oh my lord.
Ronald Reagan as Oswald's Infee butler. That would be hysterical. Too bad Reagan has likely been butterflied forever.
"Master Oswald, you need to stop committing mass atrocities on a whim, sir. It's not healthy. I've seen you like this so many times."
"I do not do them on a whim. I have reasons. I'm Oswald." *crosses arms*
*Reagan pulls out a chart* "Master Oswald, I have seen you like this in 1946, 1948, 1951, 1953, 1954, 1958, 1961, 1963, and that one really weird period in 1966."
"YOU LEAVE JANGLES OUT OF THIS, RONNIE. HE TOLD ME TO DESTROY THOSE VILLAGES."