British Republic
Banned
"Oh," Grumbled the lazy rodent, "You're probably right." Sounds of hammering were soon emanating from the rodent lair. "You can type quietly you know!" Shouted the rest of the internet.
Barring too much distraction this may actually happen
(technically weasels are not rodents so I may be more committed than I suspect)
If you decide to go ahead with this I am more than happy to help.