What if you were never born?

My parents would probably not have a child later on. So they'd have to raise my autistic bro on their own.

My gf wouldn't be going out with anyone.

My mates would have no one to call a retard.

All my teachers would be happier.

As you can tell i love myself
:D
 
Well lets see what I remember...

I was standing on a bridge in the snow, and jumped in the river because I was broke, layed off, and spinning my wheels in a depressed economy. I also had wished I was never born. all of a sudden a cheerful little chubby gentleman plunged in after me and saved me, though he also had the curious ability to grant me my wish. Poof, I was never born. So we went to see what the terrific affect on the world my never raising a wail in infant rage would raise. And it all seemed pretty much as before. Obama in office. 8 Years of government spending us into a hole the size of the Marrianas trench. No relief for Michigan workers in site. But my mom seemed just a little bit sadder... Than I said "Clarence, I'm off down the boozer. Lets go get you some wings, wink wink."
 
My uncle and aunt wouldn't have married, much less had four kids.
About 4 gallons of blood wouldn't be in the nation's blood supply.
There would be one less poll worker in Greenville, SC.
A number of people wouldn't know an interesting person.

That's it for now...
 
Since it's impossible for me to tell what my absence would do to the world in the overall picture, I can't say. However the most immediate things would be that my sister would be a only child and would still have kept her car instead of giving it over to me. My room would have had something done to it.
 
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