What if the 3 worst disasters of 2010 happened on the same day?

What if the Icelandic Volcano, the Hattian Earthquake, and the Gulf Oil Rig disaster all happened on the same day?
 
Which one would the media choose to report? I'd image the British and European media would go with the Icelandic volcano and their US counterparts with the Gulf oil rig as those are the diasters which had/have a direct effect on those areas. The Haitian earthquake meanwhile didn't directly affect many Brits, Europeans or Americans so probably wouldn't be picked up by the media (just look at how the violence in Thailand, which has been going on for months is only now being reported in the UK media now that the election is over).
 
Speaking from experience of The Times, the following would happen:

Front Page- Day of Disaster!- Full article about all three
Page 2- Editorials on at least two, possibly three
Pages 3-8- Volcanoe
Pages 9-14- Eathquake
Pages 15-16- Oil Slick

Over the next few days, at least the first 20 pages will be filled with the news.
 
Speaking from experience of The Times, the following would happen:

Front Page- Day of Disaster!- Full article about all three
Page 2- Editorials on at least two, possibly three
Pages 3-8- Volcanoe
Pages 9-14- Eathquake
Pages 15-16- Oil Slick

Over the next few days, at least the first 20 pages will be filled with the news.

Does The Sun still have their Page Three Girl?
 
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