What If Hitler and Chamberlain Became Lovers

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This is hilariously random, but I'm curious of the geo-politics effects if Hitler and Chamberlain somehow, someway, became homosexual lovers while the negotiations at Munich were going on.

How would this effect '38 and '39 diplomatically? British and German politics in general?
 

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During the Night of the Long Knifes, Hitler personally arrested Ernst Röhm and all the leaders of the SA for homosexuality. He framed them by allowing them all to have a "conference" at a holiday resort knowing of Ernst Röhm's love of young male SA soldiers.

Later, he used this to kill German gays.

Hitler killed one of his closet allies and personal friends. And he justified it by "queerness"

If he was gay, the whole chain of command will coup him.
 
During the Night of the Long Knifes, Hitler personally arrested Ernst Röhm and all the leaders of the SA for homosexuality. He framed them by allowing them all to have a "conference" at a holiday resort knowing of Ernst Röhm's love of young male SA soldiers.

Later, he used this to kill German gays.

Hitler killed one of his closet allies and personal friends. And he justified it by "queerness"

If he was gay, the whole chain of command will coup him.

Ernst Rohm was not murdered because he was gay, friend.

The Army establishment, who Hitler wanted to bring into the Nazi fold, feared the power and socialist politics of the SA.

Hitler also saw Rohm, the leader of said SA, as a potential rival if an internal conflict were to arise in the party.

He killed two birds with one stone for those reasons, not because of some vague anti-homosexuality stance.
 
MDMA has been synthesized by this point (in Germany, no less) but people don't really know what it does yet. Is there possibly a way that someone experiments with it, realizes what it does, and somehow gives it to both Hitler and Chamberlain when they meet? Perhaps someone who accidentally did something gay while experimenting with MDMA and wants to bring down Hitler.

I know it doesn't "turn people gay", but touching people produces lots of feel good hormones. What if an extended handshake in which you use both hands lasts too long, one of them interprets it in a certain way and reacts in an ambiguous way, etc etc. It's obviously an extremely long shot, but improbable things have happened before in history.

I don't think Hitler and Chamberlain could become lovers, but imagine if in one particular moment something sexual happened between them.
 

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I'm going go against my initial choice and just give you a warning and lock this thread.

Your warning bin is now empty.

Might want to keep that in mind.
 
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