What country do you think deserves a wank?

There are some ancient empires which deserve to be wanked. Sassanid Empire of Persia, Chola, Vijayanagar and Maratha Empires of India, Khmer Empire of Cambodia, Ayuthaya of Thailand, Srivijaya and Majapahit Empires of Indonesia, Anahuac and Inca Empires of the Americas are some of them. Among the present countries I propose India, SriLanka, Thailand, Vietnam, Indonesia, Ethiopia, Madagascar etc.
 
Zanzibar
The Carolingian Middle Kingdom
The Congo Free State
Canada
Independent Utah
The Knights of St. John (esp. in the Caribbean)
Bactria
Lydia
The Peoples of the Sea
The kingdom of Prester John
 

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You know what, Mongol empire. Let them get their world domination.
 

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They already were wanked OTL, or at least experienced the level of good fortune of a wanked polity. Going any further than that gets just plain silly.
Aw cmon Elfwine, let me indulge in my silly fantasies for once!:p

At least give them Japan, Egypt and eastern Europe!
 
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Aw cmon Elfwine, let me enjoy my silly fantasies for once!:p

I have nothing against silly fantasies in themselves (after all, I have a silly fantasy of a world where diesels are seen as a bug riddled technology that will never replace "real engines"), but when they involve the people who spread desert in in their wake, I have a problem.

This is ignoring the other reasons, because those reasons don't really apply in a wank thread.
 

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I have nothing against silly fantasies in themselves (after all, I have a silly fantasy of a world where diesels are seen as a bug riddled technology that will never replace "real engines"), but when they involve the people who spread desert in in their wake, I have a problem.

This is ignoring the other reasons, because those reasons don't really apply in a wank thread.

Yeah, but it seems whenever I get what seems like a good idea, you quickly crush it brutally and efficiently by pointing out the fridge logic.:p
 
Yeah, but it seems whenever I get what seems like a good idea, you quickly crush it brutally and efficiently by pointing out the fridge logic.:p

It's not my fault your ideas have that hiding behind them more than mine.

:D

In any case, where do you draw the border of "eastern Europe" in that, while we're talking Mongols?
 

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It's not my fault your ideas have that hiding behind them more than mine.

:D

In any case, where do you draw the border of "eastern Europe" in that, while we're talking Mongols?

Modern Day Poland or Albania. I figure it'll be easy because its a giant plain for the most part
 
I'm going to revise my earlier reply to the thread: Armenia, by far Armenia. Armenia has earned a well-deserved wank.

... That... that came out a little bit wrong...
 
Western Rome. Byzantine gets wanked, but I have never seen the Western Empire get wanked after it's collapse in OTL, though I could be wrong on that. Also the Native Americans.
 
Western Rome. Byzantine gets wanked, but I have never seen the Western Empire get wanked after it's collapse in OTL, though I could be wrong on that. Also the Native Americans.

One could argue that Western Rome had a wank, it's called "the history of Rome up to the WRE/ERE division".
 
New France/Quebec.

Have France win the Seven Years War and have that lead to a Quebec Wank? Maybe if the French still have a revolution have the Royals, or some of them, head to Quebec City and set up a new nation there? The people of Quebec were quite disgusted with the French Revolution.
 
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