What country do you think deserves a wank?

[Xgentis]

Belgium

 

[Bee]

Corsica

"retaining their independence" ?
when did they have it to start with?
I'm not sarcastic: it is a genuine question

See also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_von_Neuhoff

 

[Badshah]

Native American states in North America. More that they don't succumb to disease, than outright wank, but still interestingly divergent.

 

[Romanos]

Monaco by a very large margin, then Andorra.

 

[VictorVanBakker]

Have Zanzibar conquer the British Empire during the war.

Or maybe a Samaritan wank.

Or a Neanderthal one.

 

[Will Kürlich Kerl]

Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg. Maybe Andorra too.

 

[Vault boy]

My choices:

• Armenia: Yep, perhaps this country deserves an award for the worst luck of all, with Georgia following on a close second. It seriously needs a wank.
• Georgia: Sakartvelo Gaumarjos! And their writing system is awesome.
• Colombia: A country forgotten by alternate history unless it involves drugs, Gran Colombia, Shakira, or any combination of these therefore.
• Any African country: Because the late 19th century colonization didn't do wonders to the native countries within it.
• Iroquois Confederacy.
• Mexico: Another country that deserves a better luck than the constant beatings it received by the Yankees and the constant civil wars it had. Or even better, staging a forced eviction of the U.S. from the west of the Mississippi. ^_^
• Perú. (or... ¡Viva el Perú, Carajo!)
• Ethiopia.
• Papal States: To be honest, I squealed in joy after witnessing the Papal-headed Italian Federation in Kaiserreich...

 

[Huehuecoyotl]

Definitely Georgia (the country or the state, take your pick).

Also perhaps the Circassians, the Seljuks, the Uyghurs, and Tibet.

 

[Meerkat92]

My pet countries need a good wanking, along with several others:

Massachusetts
Korea
Somalia (more Xeer, if you please)
Egypt
Japan (but please give them unique or really weird colonies, like Panama or something )
Burgundy
Albania
Tibet
Greece
Vermont
Paraguay

 

[SpanishSpy]

A more powerful Ethiopia, in any time period, would be interesting.

I also want somebody to wank my home state of Virginia. Somehow.

 

[Hominid]

Azerbaijan.

 

[Meerkat92]

I also want somebody to wank my home state of Virginia. Somehow.

We already have. It's called the United States, circa 1783-1820.

 

[HeavyWeaponsGuy]

Peru, Bolivia (or Peru-Bolivia for sake of ease) and Iran.

Alas, it is 12 AM, and I am far too exhausted to create an exhaustive list.

 

[SpanishSpy]

We already have. It's called the United States, circa 1783-1820.

I mean more than that. Maybe an independent superpower Virginia patrolling a Balkanized continent.

 

[Zioneer]

Ew at the thread title, but I haven't seen any "super-Deseret/Utah" TLs at all. I think they deserve one.

And Hussite Bohemia needs one as well.

 

[La Rouge Beret]

Afghanistan, Cambodia and Kazakhstan is nice!!!

 

[Kaiser K]

Prussia.........................

 

[Meerkat92]

I mean more than that. Maybe an independent superpower Virginia patrolling a Balkanized continent.

A Virginia stretching all the way across the continent, from Norfolk to San Francisco? Perhaps a rival superpower to Massachusetts, Naval Power to the Stars?

I think I can see a way where we both can benefit here...

...Give me a few days, and I'll have the map all made up.

 

[Mackon]

Rodgers & Hammerstein's version of Siam? Yul Brynner/Mongkut leads his county to become a major world power!

 

[kasumigenx]

And Hussite Bohemia needs one as well.

Have a King of Poland who wants to antagonize the Luxembourgs, I think if Siemowit IV of Plock was able to gain the throne of Poland by marrying Mary of Hungary and vassalize the Silesian duchies, I think he would also be likely be a King of Bohemia as well due to the Hussites and Poland allying...Sigismund would be only have Luxembourg and the nominal rule of Germany ITTL if that happens