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Iain,
Very much enjoying this timeline (and the "slightly dim Scouse wine merchant" line keeps creasing me up).

Plus - you're updating it incredibly quickly, which is great for my instant gratification level :)

Stodge - many thanks for the kind words a few posts back - I very much enjoyed our chats at the pbc meets as well. However - I wouldn't be too sure of the "firmly in the Conservative camp" bit. Torn between Yellow and Blue would be more accurate these days.
 
BBC results thread 1:46-2:00am

BBC Election Night

DD: Well, I think it's about time to ask the panel how it's progressing, but first Jeremy has some more definite figures on turnout. Jeremy.

JV: Well, enough seats have now gone through verification for us to have a decent estimate on turnout. The polls seemed to think turnout would be around 68% nationally, but the estimate, which could be wrong by up to a percent either side is for 74.5% turnout. That's higher than Blair in 1997, but not as high as Major in 1992.

Recount in Tooting

DD: Well, we have been hearing that it is close there, so I suppose it is not too much of a surprise. Michael, what's your impression of how it is going?

MP: Well, I think I can safely say now that it will be a hung parliament. The Liberal Democrats are having a very good night, Labour are having a very bad night, it looks like the Conservatives won't have a majority, but I think we have to consider that we will still make some very substantial gains tonight and will be the largest party. That Conservative Party in the commons will be a very different group to the last Conservative government, it will have more women, it will have ethnic minorities elected for safe Tory seats and much of this is down to David Cameron. However, we will have to reflect on why we lost ground over the last few months - I think that Clegg's killer line was in the last debate about "if you want a real liberal, it's me not Dave; if you want real fiscal control, it's Vince not George".

Yeovil Liberal Democrat Hold

DD: I see David Laws has held his seat despite last weeks revelations, of course, he isn't entirely in the clear yet, but he has explained himself to the voters of Yeovil, who forgave Paddy his foibles once. Paddy

PA: Can we see the Yeovil result?

DD: In a couple of minutes, I want to give each of the panel their say.

PA: Well, the voters of Yeovil are very wise as they have elected Liberals for seven successive elections now. I agree with Michael's overall analysis, in the same way that people fell over themselves to agree with Nick in the first debate. I think the problem for the Tories was that they were trying to reach out to Liberal Democrats and to swing voters in the Con/Lab seats but at the same time deal with their right-wing. Their problem was Nigel Farage in the debate, he looks like a Tory, he sounds like a Tory, many of his policies are old style Tory and it meant that the great eagle of the Conservative party was a bit too stretched from wingtip to wingtip.

MP: That sounds like praise, Paddy.

PA: Michael, it is, Steve Hilton has done a magnificent rebranding and detoxification job on the Conservative party. The question is, was he right for the election campaign?

DD: So it all comes down to the right sort of spin doctor? Neil, were your spin team up to it.

NK: Well, I don't think it does come down to the spin, I think it comes down to the policies

Clwyd South Labour Hold

NK: Ah, more good news, but to return to my point, you need good policies to be presented well. Like Major in 1992, he had the fag end of Thatcherism to deal with, a nice bloke, but all he had left was "I'm not her and I'm nice" plus a few bits of shiny wrapping. We are in a similar boat, "gulags for slags", "fizzy pop tax", "green taxes" - it doesn't go down well with core voters.

DD: John Major beat you though.

NK: glowers That was the Tory press.

MP: Laughs

Lagan Valley Democratic Unionist Hold

DD: Ah, do we have the Yeovil result now.

Code:
Somerset, Yeovil

Electorate: 82,363
Turnout: 80.42%

David Laws*       LDm   29,726   44.9%   - 6.5
Kevin Davis       Con   21,833   33.0%   - 1.3
Nigel Pearson     UKIP   6,149    9.2%   + 4.4
Lee Skevington    Lab    4,291    6.5%   - 4.0
Robert Baehr      BNP    2,530    3.8%   + 3.8
Alex Begg         Grn    1,735    2.6%   + 2.6

Majority: 7,893 (11.9%)
Swing: Liberal Democrat to Conservative: 2.6%

DD: There you go, Paddy, what do you think of that?

PA: Well, obviously, it's disappointing, but considering the relevations and the very vigourous use of them by both the Conservatives and UKIP, it's to be expected. The obvious thing is for David to clear his name, sort himself out a bit, continue to provide a wonderful service to his constituents and not do an Oaten on us.

NK: Laughs

MP: You are ruling him out of government then?

PA: Well, Michael, I think we are a way off government yet, but I think he needs to rebuild his trust with his constituents and cope with his new role. He's a very private individual for a politician.

Sevenoaks Conservative Hold

DD: Well, no surprises there. I see both UKIP and the BNP kept their deposit and here's another one.

Newbury Conservative Hold

DD: Would you like to see that one, Lord Ashdown.

PA: No, it was always going to be quixotic. Newbury like Christchurch is a by-election gain that has faded away, they do sometimes even ours. David Rendell should apply his skills and charm to somewhere else more promising.

EM: I notice Labour have lost their deposit in Newbury, that's their second one of the night.

DD: Have any of the other major parties lost one?

JV: The Conservatives in Western Isles.

Staffordshire Moorlands Conservative Hold

DD: I thought that was a Labour seat, Emily?

EM: It was, but it was changed substantially by the Boundary Commission and became notionally Conservative. One interesting snippet, over 11% for UKIP there.

DD: That's a very good score for UKIP.

JV: Right-wing parties do very well in the West Midlands and saved several deposits at the last election, I expect them to save more this time.

DD: We'll just see if Fiona has any news.

FB: We are hearing that the Conservatives are claiming Dartford and Dover, both with substantial majorities and the Liberal Democrats are claiming Swansea West. We also understand that Telford looks like it is going to a recount.

Recount in Gedling

DD: I thought Vernon Coaker was going to hold that one, Jeremy.

JV: I think it's part of the election process, David, the parties get their samples from the ballot box votes, they try to take postal vote samples but these are much harder to do. The workout their results from the fully verified vote and then sometimes the postals upset it. Remember postals will have gone out in the main between the first and second debates and the polls have changed somewhat since then.

DD: Surely that wouldn't alter the result that much.

JV: Well consider that some seats have as many 20,000 votes returned then the poll changes we have seen since then could make a 200-400 vote difference. Most people return their postal vote very promptly.

DD: Except, obviously, in Birmingham, Ladywood. Actually, lets go to Birmingham and see how it's going there. Adrian Goldberg is Birmingham. Adrian

AG: Well, it's a very long and confusing night here in Birmingham. We've had all sorts of delays to the start of two counts, quite a bit of fun with where scrutineers were supposed to be and then the usual wrangles about postal votes.

DD: Ah, yes, that's what we have dropped in about. Is Birmingham living up to Mr Justice Mawrey's naming it as a banana republic

AG: Unfortunately, it seems so. It's not uncommon to have postal votes delivered on election day to the polling station and that's part of the rules. However, it seems that there have been a number of instances in two seats of considerable numbers of postal votes being taken in. The police are investigating, which may slow up the count even more.

DD: Do we know which seats?

AG: Yes, mainly in Ladywood but also a significant one in Perry Barr.

DD: Do you think this means another election court?

AG: From what I'm hearing, yes. The largest bundle of votes, the one brought in by the police was 315 and I hear they were all for the same party, I'm also hearing that the margin in that seat will be very small.

DD: Hmm, Birmingham disgraces itself again. So what of the counts, Adrian?

AG: Well, the LibDems have held Yardley, you only have to look at the piles on the tables to see that and Yardley may be the first to declare. In the same way, Labour look to have held Perry Barr, Hodge Hill and Erdington with reduced majorities. The Tories believe they have taken Edgbaston, but the count there is taking forever - mainly due to scrutineers complaining about each other all the time. The other four seats are more in up in the air, all four are reputed to be very close, although Labour have lost Hall Green, it's more a question of who to.

DD: So when can we expect the first result?

AG: It's going to be a long, long night. I'm told we may have some by 4am.

Conservative Hold Rushcliffe

DD: Thank you, Adrian and I see Kenneth Clark has held Rushcliffe, so maybe he will make it here for the 4am shift. Can we see that one, Emily.

Code:
Nottinghamshire, Rushcliffe

Electorate: 72,944
Turnout: 81.61%

Kenneth Clarke     Con   28,255   47.5%  -  2.0
Kharrar Khan       LDm   17,857   30.0%  + 12.6
Andrew Clayworth   Lab    7,952   13.4%   -11.1
Matthew Faithful   UKIP   4,006    6.7%   + 4.3
Richard Mallander  Grn    1,452    2.4%   - 0.6

Majority : 10,398 (17.5%)
Swing : Conservative to Liberal Democrat 7.3%

DD: Well, Ken Clarke slips a little in Rushcliffe but he's safely home, another deposit held there for UKIP

MP: I've always thought that if Ken Clarke didn't have such views on Europe that he'd have a 20,000 majority as he doesn't appeal to many Conservatives

PA: I've always thought that when Ken Clarke stands down, the LibDems will win the seat as it's obviously a liberal area.

East Lothian Labour Hold

DD: Anyway, it's just coming up to 2am, the panel will change slightly over the next half hour. Baroness Scott, the President of the Liberal Democrats will replace Lord Ashdown. Justine Greening, the newly re-elected MP for Putney will take over from Michael Portillo, but she's still on her way and Lord Kinnock is for a bit of a long haul as his supposed replacement is in a recount.

NK: I understand Alan Milburn will be along instead for an hour or so until they can find someone who can make it to the BBC.

DD: Oh, they never tell me anything, I was hoping for Harriet Harman as her count is now not due until 7am! So, it's now 2am and the party position is

State of the Parties 2am: Lab 14, Con 8, LDm 6, DUP 3, PC 2, SNP 1, All 1, SF 1
 
Didn't know Kinnock had such a warm view of Major, describing him as a "nice bloke". I mean, I know most people think that about him today, but I'm surprised to see him described as such by the man he humiliated in 1992...

No big surprises for now... eagerly anticipating the next part. This is like real election night, but with the pain dragged out :p
 
Didn't know Kinnock had such a warm view of Major, describing him as a "nice bloke". I mean, I know most people think that about him today, but I'm surprised to see him described as such by the man he humiliated in 1992...

No big surprises for now... eagerly anticipating the next part. This is like real election night, but with the pain dragged out :p

They all get very mellow and start the old pals act when on TV together these days. Just as long as you don't mention Margaret Hilda.

Well, I'm afraid it will probably be dragged out a fair bit more, whilst I have resisted the temptations of a canvassing session in Sparkbrook this afternoon, the calendar really looks grim for the next week. I may be able to do some cameos/vignettes but not so easily the rolling election posts. It's the formatting of the results.

So like a good Liberal Democrat, I shall break my promise and carry on with the BBC stuff today and then do the cameos during the week. Mind you, this has to be better that the threatened visit to John Lewis in Solihull that was on the cards for today until the other half didn't roll back from his parents until 3am.
 
Iain,
Very much enjoying this timeline (and the "slightly dim Scouse wine merchant" line keeps creasing me up).

Plus - you're updating it incredibly quickly, which is great for my instant gratification level :)

Stodge - many thanks for the kind words a few posts back - I very much enjoyed our chats at the pbc meets as well. However - I wouldn't be too sure of the "firmly in the Conservative camp" bit. Torn between Yellow and Blue would be more accurate these days.

Thank you for the kind words, I don't follow PB.com as much as I did a few years ago or during the election, but I do occasionally have a glance.
 
BBC results threat 2:01am - 2:15

BBC Studio

DD: After that short video reprise so far, Baroness Scott has replaced Lord Ashdown, welcome Ros.

Recounts in Llanelli and Telford

RS: Thank you, David, it's a pleasure to be here tonight, although it has been a long day.

Clacton Conservative Hold

DD: That's Douglas Carswell back in, I suspect he'll be an intelligent thorn in the side of any future government. Nick, we haven't heard from you much this evening, but with Gordon Brown's seat declaring - what do you think he'll say.

Nick Robinson: It's going to be very tricky for him, very few seats have declared so far tonight, he doesn't really know what the situation is going to be at the end of the night - although he may have a better idea than the exit polls have given him. He's been badly shaken the last few days since the fateful encounter with Gillian Duffy, he's seen his personal poll ratings plummet and he's cancelled a couple of speeches and appearances including what was supposed to be a keynote speech in Bradford. He knows that various of his cabinet are holding a fistful of knives for his back and for each others, but he also has to consider that he may have to try to form a coalition with someone he is reported to despise. He may have to draw up a deal in which his resignation is part of the price.

DD: That's very interesting, a very difficult position to be in.

NR: However, he is completely convinced that he is the only person who can bring us through the financial crisis and that his skills are needed in the current European debt meleé. Not even his closest spin doctors know what he is going to say tonight, but he will be looking for a post-election role which will acknowledge his titanic position in Labour politics over the last two decades.

MP: Titanic being the appropriate word for his collision with the debt iceberg

DD: Perhaps the wrong choice of words there, Nick, we will come back to you after the speech to see what you think.

Blaenau Gwent Labour Gain from Independent

DD: I suspect that Labour Gain banner will rather unused tonight. Emily, is this one worth a look?

EM: I fear not, David, it's just part of by-election unwind. Labour have won nearly 43% of the vote with People's Voice a distant second. I suspect politics as normal at the next election.

DD: Well, as it's coming up, I shall quickly ask the panel what they think the Prime Minister should say in his speech.

MP: He should acknowledge he has lost and resign. He and his government have been rejected, it may be that we need to have a coalition.

NK: I think that's a little harsh, he does need to acknowledge that it looks like Labour have been rejected at the polls, but we haven't got the results yet, we don't know how things are going to line up and he essentially has to keep it short and keep options open.

RS: I think he has to try and build some bridges, this campaign has been incredibly bruising to all parties. He needs to try and say "the election is over, this must stop".

North East Fife Liberal Democrat Hold

DD: Well, that's quite a range of views. We will be going to Gordon Brown's count in a minute, we will obviously still place result information on the screen and we will try and catch up with the results after a short panel discussion, but they are starting to come in thick and fast. Emily, just before we cut over to Kirkcaldy, any quick news.

EM: Well, they appear to be getting ready to declare in Guildford as well and we understand that the Liberal Democrats have regained that seat after a really harsh campaign on both sides. We are also hearing that the Tories are uncertain about retaining Chelmsford and that Labour have conceded Aberdeen South to the Liberal Democrats. However, we hear that both Jim Murphy and Alistair Darling will be returned and that Jim Murphy has increased his majority.

DD: Now over to Kirkcaldy, where Martha will talk us through the results. Martha

South West Bedfordshire Conservative Hold

MK: David, good evening, we are about a minute from actually starting the declaration. I did try to speak to the Prime Minister, but he was involved in a conversation I understand to get the latest information. Also he's being well-protected has he has been since the events in Rochdale by his minders, a couple of which are very much in the pitbull mode. Ah, here we go.

I, Ronald Hinds, being the Regional Returning Officer for Fife, do declare that the number of valid votes cast in the election for the county constituency of Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath was Fifty Four Thousand, Six Hundred and Thirty Eight. The votes cast for each candidate was as follows:

Adams, Peter UKIP One Thousand, Two Hundred and Twenty Four
Archibald, Susan Independent One Hundred and Ninety Seven
Brown, James Gordon Scottish Labour Twenty Four Thousand, Two Hundred and Twenty One.
Cheers, applause
Chapman, Douglas Scottish National Party Nine Thousand, Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine
A few cheers
Jackson, Derek Landless Peasant PartySixty One
Maclaren of Maclaren, Donald IndependentOne Hundred and Seventy Four
Mainland, John Scottish Liberal Democrat Thirteen Thousand, Seven Hundred and Thirty One
Paterson, Lindsay Scottish Conservative Four Thousand Eight Hundred and Sixty Eight.

There were Two Hundred and Fifteen Spoilt Ballots.

I hereby declare, James Gordon Brown, elected as the member of the Westminster Parliament for the Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath county constituency.


MK: A lot of applause there, but quite a very similar number of votes for Gordon Brown on a higher turnout.

The Wrekin Conservative Hold

MK: He's about to speak now.

GB Thank you, Mr Regional Returning Officer and thanks for all your team tonight, the Police and all those who have worked in Polling Stations for performing your duties in an exemplary way and in such an efficient manner so that we are in the first forty seats to declare.

I would also like to thank the voters of Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath who have once again put their trust in me to be their representative and I will not betray that trust, I and my team will continue to represent all the people of this constituency, Labour voters and voters for other parties, those who didn't vote and those not on the Electoral Register.

I would like to thank the other parties for their good clean campaign and not making too much hay whilst I was away around the country campaigning. I hope you all have a bright future in politics, but not in my seat.

Don Valley Labour Hold

The results of the elections in the cities, towns and villages of the United Kingdom are still not yet known. However, it does seem apparent that we will, sadly, not have a majority for the Labour Party. Given the difficult financial situation, Scotland, the United Kingdom, the European Union and even the whole of the G-20 are in, it strikes me a poor time to hand over the reins of power to neophyte neoliberals.

For thirteen years, I have fulfilled one of the Great Offices of State and I do not intend to cast the one I hold down lightly until I am satisfied that a stable replacement government has been produced. These are economically precarious times, brought on by casino bankers and speculators and it would be foolish to leave an interregnum until the next government is fully formed and ready.

Kilmarnock and Loudoun Labour Hold

Until that alternative Government is formed, I and my ministers will continue to act in the best interests of the many of this country, not the few of bankers cronies and continue to enact our policies. I hope that this new Government will continue to follow our counsel during this economic crisis.

Falkirk Labour Hold

I'd like to say a few words about bigotry, many have criticized me other the stand I took last week in Rochdale. Many have said that I should not have been so harsh on a simple old age pensioner. I disagree, bigotry must be combatted at all times in our society, there should be no forgiveness for it. Many people have come to our shores for asylum, for work, for education or to be married, they form part of and enrich our society. We should thank them for this addition to the nations of the United Kingdom, not blame them for problems when we lack the knowledge or capacity to understand how those problems came about

Guildford Liberal Democrat Gain from Conservative

Kettering Conservative Hold

Finally, I would like to pay tribute to my wife Sarah who has been a rock during this arduous election and to my team here in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath who have fought the good fight to get me re-elected. I could not have done it without them.

Christchurch Conservative Hold

Muted applause and cheers

DD: Well, Martha, an interesting speech. Who was the funny chap standing behind Gordon Brown with a clenched fist.

MK: He's the Landless Peasants Party candidate and you are quite right, David, many people in the hall don't seem to know what to make of that speech.

DD: Well, we will leave you and ask Nick.

Wrexham Liberal Democrat Gain from Labour

NR: Errm, Errm. It was a very unusual speech from Gordon Brown, it certainly wasn't the text that was circulated about twenty minutes ago.

DD: Really?

NR: It was sombre and uncompromising in places, but it acknowledged that Labour had lost. I think there was an element of selflessness it in, by suggesting that he would remain as the captain of the ship of state because of the crisis whilst a new government has formed.

DD: "neophyte neoliberals"?

NR: Well, that's obviously a controversial comment, but it's well known that Gordon Brown and George Osborne have severe differences on how to solve the crisis.

DD: The bigotry references?

Castle Point Conservative Gain from Independent

NR: I think the Prime Minister was trying to explain why he took such a strong line on that, obviously, it has deeply concerned him and he need to get it off his chest.

DD: Well, we now have Alan Milburn instead of Lord Kinnock. Alan, welcome and what are your thoughts.

AM: Gordon Brown is a very complex man, who has been like a rock to the Labour Party in government. However, he has never been a great communicator like Tony Blair and it is at times like this where he can be seen to be vulnerable and can easily be misunderstood.

DD: So you think his speech is correct

AM: I think most of the motives behind it, for stabilty, for continuity and against bigotry and ignorance are good. I do think it could be better expressed.

DD: And carrying on until a new government is fully formed?

AM: Well, it's not in the British tradition and it might be best if he did step back and think about that.

DD: So you think he should resign

AM: No, I think he should step back.

DD: Michael, before you are replaced with the fragrant Justine, your thoughts?

MP: I think we have just seen Gordon Brown at both his best and his worst. His speech was short, direct and simple - it lacked it's usual array of tractor statistics and it was from the heart. But the messages were unpalatable, the man has just been voted out, his party will lose over a third of its seats tonight and may lose up to half, it has been rejected in its own heartlands and saved by the electoral system. Yet he still feels he should cling on to power, just for a few more days. As for his maunderings on bigotry, the Labour party's lack of connection with its core vote is what leads to them only getting 28% in the Don Valley. Yes, he's right, bigotry is wrong, but hectoring, lecturing and constantly proscribing is not the way to conquer it.

DD: Strong words there. Ros and then we will see if we can catch up on the more interesting results.

RS: I thought there was rather a Brechtian element to it all. The Great Leader, finally revealed as vulnerable, thinks more of how he can carry on in power to do his "Great Work" than of the will of those who placed him in the office. A terrible speech and not one that could help him build a coalition. I think he needs to rethink his position and resign.

State of the Parties 2:15 Lab 19; Con 14; LDm 9; DUP 3, PC 2, SNP 1, All 1, SF 1
 
On the other hand, a lot of reports from the North West were not very promising at all, Liverpool was quite dire. However, just before 2am, Mark emerged from his room and said that he projected "well" over 100 seats and that we would get at least 10% of the vote in every mainland seats.

Merseyside especially seems to suffer very very badly from the 'Donkey with the Red Rosette syndrome' (though I've also seen Blue Rosette problems as well). My parents and in-laws are both of the same mindset. Why do they vote Labour? Because they vote Labour. Push them further and they eventually concede they're voting Labour because their grandparents told them to..... !
 
Meanwhile on planet spindoctor

Telephone call, 2:17am, 7th May

Voice 1: What the fuck did you give him? Crack? Tina? Adrenochrome?
Voice 2: Just the usual
Voice 1: So what happened to Speech D, you remember, the one where he lays out a welcoming tongue to the arsecrack of Little Nicky
Voice 2: Aye well, he changed his mind
Voice 1: Or even Speech E looking for a government of National cuntbuckets - although I still think that the last desperate card to play. That or sacrificing Hoon to the Aztec Gods
Voice 2: Aye well, he fucking changed his mind
Voice 1: So what do we get, an autistic bawbag doing an Erich fucking Honnecker impersonation
Voice 2: Aye, well, you won't like what's coming next
Voice 1: So what spazzbomb is the Great Helmsman and his bunch of fucktards coming up with next
Voice 2: He's staying up here, he's not coming down to Downing Street, he's going to spend a relaxing weekend with Sarah and the bairns between phone calls to the IMF, ECB and BOE
Voice 1: I'm speechless, I've dealt with fucking stupid Ministers for a long time now. I've learned to cope with cretins, I can deal with Lammbrain and the Squirrel. I can even make a half-arsed job of clearing up after Hoon. But this fuckstrosity takes the biscuit. Tell me Jamie, what is he fucking up to or those Herald Jazz reviews will find their way to the Hoxton wankers at the Observer.
Voice 2: I dinnae fucking ken, but I think he's waiting to flush the weasels out, wait for Tweedledave and Tweedleed to make their move, see if the Harpy or the Eccles Cake are going to jump and then decend down to London with Ed Himmler and Reinhard Alexander and a big fuck off coil of piano wire.
Voice 1: So he's got Call me Dave banging on the door, Little Nicky getting ready to fag for him and he wants to deal with the enemy within. Big fucking retarded shite. I think I'll go and have a quiet heart attack.
Voice 2: So how do we spin it?
Voice 1: You hear Toenails on the BBC, that's the only line we have left
Voice 2: The only line, the Gorbals Goebbels is down to one bastard line
Voice 1: Well, it's either that or a Section 2
Voice 2: So what has happened to Hoon, normally he'd be on the phone every five minutes to the boss.
Voice 1: Boot of my car, bound and gagged, couldn't take the risk of him fucking appearing on TV anywhere tonight. I'll let him go in Epping Forest tomorrow, shame there's no wolves.
Laughter and call ends
 
Meanwhile back at the BBC :

BBC Election Night, 2:16-2:25am

DD: Well, results are starting to flow thick and fast now and we will now try to catch up with some of the more interesting ones. Emily.

EM: Well, whilst Gordon Brown was speaking, we saw four seats change hands and one other interesting result. Former Liberal Democrat leader Menzies Campbell was returned in his seat, he's been working closely with Danny Alexander and Charles Kennedy on the Scottish campaign. He managed 50.3% of the vote. Also in Scotland, Falkirk was held by Eric Joyce, who had a considerable amount of controversy over his expenses. The SNP slashed his majority from 13,475 to 628 on a 73% turnout. The first of the seats to change hands was Blaenau Gwent, which is a rare Labour gain tonight.

Code:
Blaenau Gwent

Electorate: 52,419
Turnout: 71.80%

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Labour Gain from People's Voice[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Nick Smith       Lab  16,150  42.9%  + 5.9%
Dai Davies*      PV    8,728  23.2%  -23.0%
Matt Smith       LDm   5,928  15.7%  +10.3%
Rhodri Davies    PC    2,051   5.4%  - 1.1%
Liz Stevenson    Con   1,995   5.3%  + 1.6%
Anthony King     BNP   1,908   5.1%  + 5.1%
Michael Kocan    UKIP    444   1.2%  + 1.2%
Alyson O'Connell SLP     433   1.1%  + 1.1%

Majority: 7,422 (19.7%)
Swing: Peoples Voice to Labour 14.5%

EM: The next one to look at is Don Valley in the Yorkshire Coalfields, a heartland Labour seat, but whilst held, a complete disaster for Caroline Flint.

Code:
Don Valley

Electorate : 73,238
Turnout : 71.33%

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Labour Hold[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Caroline Flint* Lab   14,779   28.3%  -28.2
Edwin Simpson   LDm   13,347   25.6%  + 9.1
Matt Stephens   Con   12,365   23.7%  - 5.7
Bernie Aston    BNP    7,295   14.0%  +14.0
William Shaw    UKIP   3,248    6.2%  + 6.2
Martin Williams Ind    1,187    2.2%  + 2.2

Majority 1,342 (2.7%) 
Swing: Labour to Liberal Democrat 18.5%

EM: As you can see, this is a complete meltdown result, I understand there was a fairly brisk BNP campaign based around Caroline Flint's housing proposals. Had the Tories held their share of the vote from last time, they would have won here, but it was way, way off their target list.

DD: Obviously a lot of bigoted pensioners. Alan?

AM: If this is the sort of result we are getting in the Coalfield, then we as the Labour party need to take a very long hard look at ourselves.

Canterbury Liberal Democrat gain from Conservative

EM: We will have to come back later to Canterbury, but this is the seat where the MP walked out of the count.

Livingston Labour Hold

EM: No surprise there, but let's look at Guildford, where Sue Doughty has regained the seat from the Conservative Ann Milton, this was an unpleasant expenses battle.

Code:
Guildford

Electorate : 77,069
Turnout : 82.08%

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Liberal Democrat Gain from Conservative[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Sue Doughty    LDm   29,429   46.5%  + 3.4%
Anne Milton*   Con   28,606   45.2%  + 1.4%
Tim Shand      Lab    2,659    4.2%  - 5.6%
Mazhar Manzoor UKIP   1,411    2.2%  + 1.0%
John Pletts    Grn      816    1.3%  - 0.3%
John Morris    Peace    354    0.6%  + 0.3%

Majority : 823 (1.3%)
Swing : Conservative to Liberal Democrat 1.0%

EM: That's a very tight race, probably some churn between the parties and a big squeeze on Labour resulting in them having a lost deposit. Another Battle Royale next time.

Ribble Valley Conservative Hold

EM: Wrexham, the politics of Wrexham have been quite complicated lately, especially at the Assembly level. I believe this seat was on the LibDem "Moving Forward" List

DD: Well, it has certainly done that.

Middlesbrough Labour Hold

EM: Tom Rippeth is an Englishman and a Lecturer at Bangor University, he contested the seat in 2005.

Code:
Wrexham

Electorate: 50,889
Turnout: 73.81%

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Liberal Democrat Gain from Labour[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Tom Rippeth        LDm   13,193   35.1%  +11.5
Ian Lucas*         Lab   11,353   30.2%  -15.9
Gareth Hughes      Con    7,740   20.6%  + 0.6
Arfon Jones        PC     2,633    7.0%  + 1.3
Mel Roberts        BNP    1,814    4.8%  + 1.8
John Humberstone   UKIP     822    2.2%  + 2.2

Majority : 1,840 (4.9%)
Swing: Labour to Liberal Democrat 13.7%

EM: A fairly straight switch there, but a very good result for the Liberal Democrats. If this is the sort of seat they are taking, then perhaps Jeremy needs to look at the prediction again.

Inverclyde Labour Hold

EM: Then there was Castle Point, Bob Spink had resigned the whip, decided to stand as an Independent, made a deal with UKIP who worked for him and then stood as an Independent, although he did suggest he would take the UKIP whip. He's done very well, with Rebecca Harris only regaining the seat with a 4,429 majority.

South Staffordshire Conservative Hold

EM: Canterbury has been an interesting seat, it was a solid Liberal second place until 1992, then Labour surged ahead in 1997 and again in 2001 with Emily Thornberry (who got in in Islington South and Finsbury in 2005), Labour fell back a bit in 2005 and now there has been a huge surge to the Liberal Democrats.

Code:
Kent, Canterbury

Electorate: 76,769
Turnout: 75.14%

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Liberal Democrat Gain from Conservative[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Guy Voizey     LDm    24,549  42.6%  +21.2
Julian Brazier Con    22,548  39.1%  - 5.3
Jean Samuel    Lab     6,216  10.8%  -17.3
John Moore     UKIP    2,335   4.0%  + 2.1
Geoff Meaden   Grn     1,678   2.9%  - 0.4
Anne Belsey    MRef      329   0.6%  + 0.6

Majority: 2,001
Swing: Conservative to Liberal Democrat 13.2%

EM: That looks like huge straight switch from Labour to Liberal Democrat, if this is common in the South East where Labour are second, this could be a big problem for David Cameron. Julian Brazier appeared to blame this on the students, but it looks to me like more than that. Of course, whilst Canterbury is a liberalish city, Julian Brazier is far from a liberal Conservative.

South West Surrey Conservative Hold

EM: Looks like the Liberal Democrat's in South West Surrey have never recovered from the setback last time.

DD: I'd like to welcome Justine Greening, the newly re-elected MP for Putney who is taking over for a while from Michael Portillo. Congratulations on your re-election. Now, Jeremy, how's the forecast looking.

JV: Well, I could really do with about 50 more results to be really certain, but we are now fairly sure that the exit poll underestimated the Liberal Democrats and overestimated Labour. By how much, we don't know, but it's trending at 3% either way for both. There was a caveat when it came out, which is why we have been so cautious.

DD: 3% either way, isn't that just margin of error?

JV: Not on a poll this large. Essentiall we are saying that Labour could be down as low as 24% tonight and the LibDems could be as high as 32% tonight. We still don't know exactly.

DD: So LibDems second in vote share.

JV: Yes, in the region of 10 million votes.

DD: Amazing, second in terms of seats.

JV: No, that's not how FPTP works, we currently think that the Conservatives will have 288 seats, Labour will have 195 seats and the Liberal Democrats will have a truly amazing 133 seats. Nick Clegg will have doubled the size of his party. The phrase has been used in jest before, but they have broken the mould of British politics.

DD: Next you'll be telling them to go back to their constituencies and prepare for government.

JV: Well, that may be possible as well, the Tories are a little short of a safe minority government. However, it is worth noting that Labour and the LibDems do have a majority of 1 together.

DD: So parliament is absolutely hung. We are in for a very interesting weekend. A quick rundown of where we are now and then a trip around the regions and nations.

State of the Parties 02:25am Lab 22, Con 17, LDm 10, DUP 3, PC 2, SNP 1, All 1, SF 1
 
BBC results threat 2:26am-2:30am

As it's Easter holidays here for the schools, my commute should take half the time, so here's a little experiment at a 5 minute update, to see if I can keep Big Mo going

DD: Well, we will be heading around the country in a few minutes and after 2:30 we will see if we can get some reactions to Gordon Brown's speech.

Antrim East Democratic Unionist Hold

DD: A few results trickling in from Northern Ireland now, not a lot of change, except for Peter Robinson's seat last time.

Vale of Glamorgan Conservative Gain from Labour

DD: Another loss for Labour in Wales, they don't see to be having a good night there. Emily?

EM: Well, this one was more expected than Wrexham, especially with the sitting MP standing down, it has traditonally been fairly marginal. Lets look at the result

Code:
Vale of Glamorgan

Electorate:  70,227
Turnout: 77.32%

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Conservative Gain from Labour[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Alun Cairns    Con   19,716  36.3%  - 1.0%
Alana Davies   Lab   14,592  26.0%  -15.1%
Eluned Parrot  LDm   13,457  24.8%  +11.8%
Ian Johnson    PC     3,453   6.4%  + 0.1%
Kevin Mahoney  UKIP   1,916   3.5%  + 2.5%
Rhodri Thomas  Grn      831   1.5%  + 1.5%
John Harrold   ChP      320   0.6%  + 0.6%

Majority: 5,125 (10.3%)
Swing: Labour to Conservative 7.0%

EM: Another seat where the Conservatives have "undertaken" Labour, no rise for them, but Labour have dropped back enough. However, as was pretty much expected Alun Cairns is in.

DD: Well, we will be going to Cardiff soon to pick up on other Welsh results

North Down Independent Gain from Ulster Unionist

DD: Not really a gain as the MP remains Lady Sylvia Hermon, she's just changing her party label.

Mid Worcestershire Conservative Hold


Loughborough Conservative Gain from Labour

DD: Well, they are starting to rattle in now, just about an hour later than usual.

EM: Well, Loughborough is a University seat, but it's not the largest of institutions, so let's see if that's had an effect.

Code:
Leicestershire, Loughborough

Electorate: 77,475
Turnout: 78.19%

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Conservative Gain from Labour[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Nicky Morgan    Con  22,701  37.5%  + 0.2
Andy Reed       Lab  16,788  27.7%  -13.5
Mike Willis     LDm  16,201  26.7%  + 8.8
Kevan Stafford  BNP   3,169  5.2%   + 5.2
John Foden      UKIP  1,727  2.8%   + 0.4

Majority : 5,913 (9.8%)
Swing: Labour to Conservative 6.8%

EM: So again, big loss for Labour, vote gain scattered amongst the Liberal Democrats and the minor parties but the result is a Conservative gain. Shades of 1983

JV: I think we are in danger of losing the picture here, whilst obviously the big story is the Liberal Democrat breakthrough and I think we can use that word, the Conservatives are certainly ripping through the lower end of their target seats and making substantial gains.

DD: Yes, we must not forget that the Conservative party will be the largest party after this election and by some margin.

Newport East Liberal Democrat gain from Labour

DD: But there again, when things like this keep happening. Newport East, Emily.

West Suffolk Conservative Hold

EM: Well, David, this one was a Target seat for them and did received quite a lot of publicity and support.

Code:
Newport East

Electorate: 54,164
Turnout: 71.61%

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Liberal Democrat Gain from Labour[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Ed Townsend     LDm   14,876   38.4%  +14.7
Jessica Morden  Lab   12,208   31.5%  -13.7
Dawn Parry      Con    7,140   18.4%  - 5.0
Keith Jones     BNP    1,776    4.6%  + 4.6
Fiona Cross     PC     1,505    3.9%  + 0.1
David Rowlands  UKIP   1,129    2.9%  - 0.1
Liz Screen      SLP      147    0.4%  - 0.4

Majority: 2,668 (6.9%)
Swing: Labour to Liberal Democrat 14.2%

EM: This is the third election in Newport East with a strong performance from the Liberal Democrats, Ed Townsend is a local councillor in Newport and a former journalist. A bit older than their usual candidates, he's 59. Again, a very strong performance there, probably assisted a little by expenses claims by Jessica Morden. Jeremy?

JV: Well, I'm being told that this isn't the last gain for the LibDems in Wales, we've heard about Bridgend and Swansea West, but hold onto your hats, Labour are conceding Pontypridd to the Liberal Democrats, the result is due in about an hour.

DD: Pontypridd, what next Merthyr?

State of the Parties 02:30am Lab 22, Con 21, LDm 11, DUP 4, PC 2, SNP 1, All 1, SF 1, Ind 1
 
Feel free to use it.


Cheers. Here's the map for half two.

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Remember I had to add a colour for the Alliance on election night...

I don't remember, no. Being out on Election night, I missed your swingometer thread, and I can't seem to find it anywhere. As it is, I think Liberal gold will more or less suffice, given the alliance. Unless Iain specifically wants it changed?
 

Thande

Donor
I don't remember, no. Being out on Election night, I missed your swingometer thread, and I can't seem to find it anywhere. As it is, I think Liberal gold will more or less suffice, given the alliance. Unless Iain specifically wants it changed?

I think we can live with Liberal Gold for the Alliance Party for the time being, although Naomi Long does not take the Coalition Whip in OTL.

I was going to do some before and after maps out of UK-ELECT region by region at the end and probably still will.

You won't need, I think 3 of those colours.

Hmm, lunchtime, perhaps a cameo, then back to the dire grind of UNICODE.
 
2:30am Cameo

Just outside the NIA, Birmingham

The Councillor reclined against a pillar in the undercroft of the NIA, fearsomely dragging on his first cigarette for over four hours whilst checking his phone for information. It looked like the night was going well for his party, it looked less good for the Tories and utterly terrible for Labour. He read his "Lines to take" email and deleted it, fat chance of him doing that.

It was a comfort break, verification had finished, Hemming was re-elected by a country mile, possibly a five figure majority depending on the postals. Unless something very, very strange had happened, he would be re-elected with ease tomorrow afternoon.

The question came into his mind, should be have a second cigarette or ponce around with his Deputy Chief Agents badge and see what was going on. The idea of further nicotine appealed more and rumours were being passed from counting pen to counting pen fairly frequently. Yardley had finished verification first and the actual count should be fairly simple. Maybe he would be home by 5am, only to be back here at 1pm for the council count.

He started to check his bets against the results declared, a wolfish grin lit up his face, most things were coming home nicely - perhaps his Christmas holiday in Australia would not involve 24 hours in Steerage.

A figure approached, a Labour ex-councillor whom he had been on a committe with, he'd lost his seat in 2008, but was standing for what was about the only safe "white" Labour seat in the City.

LC: Got a spare?
TC: Yeah, but they are menthol
LC: I don't care
TC: How's it going? I imagine Liam's won
LC: Yeah, lower majority, your lot fucked off about 1am
TC: He's a bad loser, always has been, not sorry to see him lose, treacherous bastard that he is.
LC: We all have our crosses to bear.
TC: Yeah, but your lot has some right ones
LC: Let's not go there
TC: So, you been re-elected
LC: Looks like, the Nazis are second though. You?
TC: Yeah, no problem, probably doubled my majority
LC: Stacey won't like that, he said you were a goner, what's Lemming got
TC: He's on planet fantasy again. Depending on postals, 10,000+
LC: He'll be insufferable
TC: No difference then. Any other rumours
LC: I've lost my job so it's a good job I'll be back on the council, Jack's held Erdington, Khalid's held Perry Barr
TC: Gisela's gone then, Godsiff's lost in Hall Green, who to is another question. Selly Oak looks disgustingly tight, Ladywood looks like it's heading for the election court.
LC: Yeah, I heard, some people just can't help themselves
TC: Well, he got cleared on appeal last time, perhaps he thinks he'll be lucky this time
LC: Northfield?
TC: Does anyone actually care?
LC: Laughs
TC: What do you think for the council
LC: It's gonna be all over the place. You lot should hold Bordesley and gain Washwood, but who knows what murky deals have gone down. Quinton is going to be very close, Oscott could be very strange as could Edgbaston, Bobby's back in Erdington, I think we've got the other three.
TC: We should have Springfield, but the murk might get in the way, we'll hold Moseley, Hall Green might be rocky, Godsiff's last stand appeared to be there. Smelly Oak reckon they have held, they reckon a very good second in Bournville, The tories hold Billesley and we get four more years of Leddy's fake rage.
LC: We'd better get back in.
TC: Yeah, the Fat Man will be looking for me
 

Thande

Donor
Although I get the impression you were probably going to cover it anyway, I'd like to request a detailed breakdown for Donny Central as everyone else is asking for their home seats.
 
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