Wank War I

Pick a country any country and try to take over the world with it. Just remember there are counter forces from other users. Lets see how strategic you are...
 
I think I'll pick Tsarist Russia. Great I am Tsar Nicholas II now XD. First I break off any alliances (the one with France) and go into Splendid Isolation for the next decade or two. I'll use that time to industrialize my country Stalinstyle the difference being that I can hire foreign investors to help and that there will be no collectivization. I'll triple the budget of the Ochrana to weed out the communists and I'll also quadruple the number of people working on the Trans-siberian railroad which will become double track everywhere. With foreign aid I'll strengthen my armed forces with the latest equipment and I'll sack everybody who is incompetent. I'll also build dreadnoughts and I'll be the first to have aircraft carriers in my navy.

I'll then proceed to vassalize surrounding countries such as Sweden, Norway, Romania, Bulgaria. I'll then aid China in modernizing and crush Japan and then annex Korea. I'll then proceed to pick off the western powers one by one. I'll destroy Austria-Hungary and Germany first. Possibly I can bribe the Italians to help me. I'll then found some sort of Russian dominated EU. The rest of Europe will become economically dependent on me as Russia's produces just about everything from all natural resources to heavy machinery, consumer products and battleships.

Somewhere during the 1910s I'll invade Persia and Aghanistan. This will lead to conflict with Britain. By then the Chinese will have modernized nicely so they can aid in exchange for a chunk of India. Persia, Afghanistan and India will all have a pro-Russian government and will be included in my economic alliance. This also gives me a port in the Indian Ocean for my navy which should be huge by now. Russian economic dominance:D
 
I am Luxembourg. I build shelters in abandoned mineshafts with nuclear reactors and hydroponic gardens to support my entire population during the long nuclear winter after Candyman and The Red sterilize the surface of the Earth. Decades later, my people emerge and rebuild.
 
I choose Canada, I will taint any southbound river that has a point of latatude of 48 degrees 99 minutes north or less. Deny any accusations and blame corparations.

I will then purchase any Tainted Farmland in the northwest for dirt cheap. This will all be under the Americans noses.

I will also nuke Toronto myself and Blame a USA-Russia alliance. After making some threats and demands America will give me the pan handle and Russia will give me their two easternmost states.

I will also take back St. Pierre and Miquion by force. With all the confusion France will not even notice.
 
I pick Tibet. I unleash my massive swarms of Agarthan Giant Sith Bats upon the world, then proclaim myself Dark Lord. Now, how about a vaguely resonable challenge?
 
I choose Mexico. After crushing the Texas Rebellion, I then purchase Cuba and all of Spain's Caribbean colonies. Then, as the independence movements in Central and South America all gain steam and lead to chaos in the lower continent, I take my battle hardened army southward and proceed to conquer Columbia. I then dig a canal in the Panama region, and charge a fee to any nation that wants to use it. After this fee has paid off my war debts, I invade Venezuela, and succeed in capturing their oil fields, which net me a hefty profit from sale of oil. (by now it's the 20th century.) I then build an atomic weapons lab in Mexico city, and gobble up Peru, Ecuador, and Paraguay posthaste. When my atomic project has produced a bomb, I drop it onto Buenos Aires. Argentina soon surrenders, and grants me unlimited access to their food production. Now with a large, well fed, well supplied army, I turn my attention to Chile an Brazil. The ensuing war is a two front struggle that quickly becomes a quagmire in both the Andes and the Amazon. After dropping two more bombs on Sao Paulo and Santiago, the Brazil-Chile alliance collapses. I am currently preparing for war against Britain and France, and will let you know how it turns out. (here's a big hint- neither one has nukes.)

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I choose Mexico. After crushing the Texas Rebellion, I then purchase Cuba and all of Spain's Caribbean colonies. Then, as the independence movements in Central and South America all gain steam and lead to chaos in the lower continent, I take my battle hardened army southward and proceed to conquer Columbia. I then dig a canal in the Panama region, and charge a fee to any nation that wants to use it. After this fee has paid off my war debts, I invade Venezuela, and succeed in capturing their oil fields, which net me a hefty profit from sale of oil. (by now it's the 20th century.) I then build an atomic weapons lab in Mexico city, and gobble up Peru, Ecuador, and Paraguay posthaste. When my atomic project has produced a bomb, I drop it onto Buenos Aires. Argentina soon surrenders, and grants me unlimited access to their food production. Now with a large, well fed, well supplied army, I turn my attention to Chile an Brazil. The ensuing war is a two front struggle that quickly becomes a quagmire in both the Andes and the Amazon. After dropping two more bombs on Sao Paulo and Santiago, the Brazil-Chile alliance collapses. I am currently preparing for war against Britain and France, and will let you know how it turns out. (here's a big hint- neither one has nukes.)

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With the amount of cash you just spent on weopondry and armies you have left your peasants dirt poor. A single nuke costs about as much as the GDP of Belgium. Even with the food supplies from Argentina you won't have the infrastructure to send it to the Mexico-Texas border.

Knowing Mexico has no long range dilivery system of the warheads, Canada launches peace keeping forces. After some sucessful fire fights the Mexicans rout from southern Argentina and Chile. With the bad infrastructure in place after the attacks Canada occupies these areas with the agreement of the makeshift government, however, little known to them, Canada has no intent on leaving.
 
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