Wank off the Dutch

The POD can can be at any point, what we want is a cheeky wank. Maybe they can keep Brazil, the Gold Coast, South Africa. WANK THEM
 
During the Dutch revolt the Dutch manages to keep (most of) Flanders, which remains for a large part protestant. During the religious unrest in Germany the Netherlands annexes strategic borderlands, like East-Frisia and Cleves. This means that the power of Holland in the Netherlands is not as overwhelming as OTL, since Antwerp and Flanders will balance it. With this larger pool of manpower it will be able to keep places as new Holland in Brasil or colonise places like New Holland Australia and defend places like New H.... ehm South Africa and Ceylon and expand in areas like Dutch India and Malaysia.

Maybe not a wank as such, since it is relatively realistic, but still.
 
What are the possibilities of the Dutch being able to get an early and big lead on industrialization due to utilization of their peat resources?

If I recall, one of the main retorts against the argument that 'coal deposits determined industrialization' was that the Dutch achieved some industrialization in the 17thC using peat.

So maybe have France disrupt England throughout the 18thC instead of the Netherlands, allowing the Dutch time to continue industrializing using peat (and maybe in time, be able to take Belgium and its coal resources). Then at the beginning of the 19thC, the Netherlands becomes the dominant industrial/trading power instead of England.
 
After almost a year, having a Dutch boyfriend has finally paid off.

I believe you need to pacify and stabilize the neighbours, and wealth and industrialisation comes naturally to a country practically identical to Britain except for its vulnerable continental location.
 
You'd need to solve the Netherland's geographical problem somehow. Though very rich, it's territory was a big flatland between german, french and english domains. Not only that, but it's relatively small size doesn't allow a big population like their rivals.
 
Have them retain control over India and expand it in later years. Eventually, when it begins to net a profit, it should prove greatly beneficial to the Dutch.
 
Maybe the state using hookers to create lots of babies and then to please the church by filling their orphanages and their pockets. When those children get off age they get some money and some land in the colonies or some part off the Netherlands that has a shortage in people.
 
What is this?
joining the wanking in more then one way xp. But the problem for the Netherlands is the population its not big enough. But what if they try to change that by giving the process a helping hand.
 
You'd need to solve the Netherland's geographical problem somehow. Though very rich, it's territory was a big flatland between german, french and english domains. Not only that, but it's relatively small size doesn't allow a big population like their rivals.

England wasn't a problem in that regard, it was a major trading rival though. @gxblt: England and Scotland actually benefited from Dutch advances in fields of trade (commerce) and finance, after the Glorious Revolution AKA the Glorious Crossing (guess which one the Dutch traditionally used ;)). TBH neither is probably accurate, the opposition against James II needed the army of William III, but at the same time William III needed the English & Scottish defectors too. AFAIK there were times that William III used his military might as a bargaining chip against the ones against James II, in particularly the refusal of recognizing him as co-Sovereign, he knew James II could have won, if he left with his army. Sadly for him and Mary they did not leave an heir, but that wouldn't solve the question of this thread.

Keeping as much of the XVII Netherlands together would be a start, if it's the Dutch Republic era, then this larger Republic would receive more Huguenot refugees etc. too, which in turn will strengthen the population base available for colonization. Heck maybe the Pilgrims decided that becoming Dutch wasn't that bad after all after a great stay in Leiden and instead of going to OTL North America, they end up in a Dutch colony.
 

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Maybe the state using hookers to create lots of babies and then to please the church by filling their orphanages and their pockets. When those children get off age they get some money and some land in the colonies or some part off the Netherlands that has a shortage in people.
Stop.

Now.
 
I giggled, this was hilarious.

On a more serious note, The Netherlands could have kept Belgium and good ol' Luxembourg. If the French didn't intervene, the Dutch armies would have smashed the rebels like they were doing in real life, until the French "hopped in," or leaped. See if you get the joke.

Maybe they could have kept South Africa, say in a peace deal with the UK? Maybe trading some of their West Indian islands? The Dutch complain today about them being a money sink.
 
Keep the alliance with France from breaking down in the 1660s. If they are still on the same side, the Dutch don't have to commit major resources to land defense and can continue to focus on maritime expansion.
 
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