Hey, if someone wants to write a TL in which Queen Victoria decides that the Germans are racially inferior and basically comparable to black people or some shit, Bismarck's getting too big for his britches, and that FUCK THE KAISER, I'd totally read it. I'd write that, it'd be amazing if done as a parody of Britwanks or an absurdist thing, I just don't know enough about the time period.
"So, the Queen's decided to start a war with Germany."
"Why?"
"She said that we subjugated India and made it into the Jewel of the British Crown, but what kind of crown only has one jewel? So, obviously we needed more jewels."
"Which means that we had to invade Germany?"
"No, it means we have to colonize Germany."
"What's the difference?"
"You invade white people."
"Germans aren't white?"
"Haven't you read the latest in Phrenological Anthropology Monthly, Sir Hottington? P-shaw. And you call yourself a man of science. The brightest minds of London have discovered that Germans are as related to the negro as the Irishman, based on the foolproof science of phrenology."
"Well, if that's what the science says. TO WAR!"