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Well this is really odd. I just got back from the Academy Awards, I won best Supporting Actor. Maybe you know my name? Barack Obama, the famous actor. Anyways, I glanced at the news. Apparently there's been an oil in the Gulf but I swore they banned offshore drilling in 1979. Did an oil tanker get hit by a Cuban missile again?

It also seems I've made a statement about this oil spill I know nothing about, which confuses me.

And what the hell happened to Korea? It was unified last I checked.

Anyone want to tell me what's going on?
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