VFAU: Welcome to An Alternate Time

Two days ago, I rented a car from Trenton, New Jersey to make my way back home to my home state of Long Island. As I'm crossing into Manhattan Island, a large, bright light overtakes my car, and I end up seeing new sights.

The first thing I notice is that Manhattan is much, much smaller, the World Trade Center is gone, as well as the Capitol Building.

I quickly pull up to the New York City Library, which is still where it should be, and begin to explore the history section to learn more about this universe I appear to be in.

I am approached by a Man and a women (You), and you begin to ask me where I'm from, and know I'm from another reality.
 
In 2000 was the last 'Regular Election' I could remember. George W. Bush won it with 51% of the vote. Bush would have won again in 2004, but was assassinated about three months before re-election.

Our current President is Dick Cheney, he won in 2004 with Bush's Legacy by his side with 57% of the vote against Nancy Pelosi, who won only 30% of the vote. The rest went to various independent candidates.

Cheney won again in 2008 with 59% of the vote and a 65% approval rating at that point.

President Cheney has about 50% approval rates in his sixth year in office, and if he completes his term in 2012, will be the second longest President in our history.



As for my towel, all holidays relating to Douglas Adams have been banned.
 
He got into a Sex Scandal in 1996, but was shot by Ms. Lewinsky after it went public.

Al Gore took office but resigned a month later due to pressures and the legacy of Bill Clinton, most of the cabinet and Chain of Command either refused the Presidency or resigned until Janet Reno two months later was given the office.

President Reno lost against Bush however.

We call 1996 the year of the 4 Presidents, since it was Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Newt Gingrich (Who resigned after a month due to health reasons), and Janet Reno. Others in between Reno and Gingrich refused to take the seat however.
 
You're just an insane guy posting this, not a traveler from another universe. Your tale of events is just so wildly implausible.
 
Now, some questions for you...


Do these names sound familiar...

Reichkanzler Ratzinger (1927- )
Fuhrer Heinrich Himmler (1900-2002)
Vice President Alexei Romanov (1903- )
President McCarthy (1908-1989)
Adolf Hitler (1889-1984)
Gauleiter of Austria Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947- )
Leader of General Government Poland Charles Joseph Wojtyla (1920-2005)
Senator Ho Chi-Minh (NY-R) (1890-1980)


Who was the first leader of the Soviet Union?


How many states are there in the US of A?


Is the Soviet Union Still Existent?
 
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