After hitting the bar with a few friends last night, I passed out somewhere on the walk home and caught myself a few Z's before waking up somewhere that I've never seen before. That in itself isn't usual, but the strangeness of how the buildings looked and what everyone was wearing was itself a bit out of the ordinary, so I hailed a cab and asked the driver to take me to my apartment.
He didn't have any idea in hell where I was talking about, and to top that, the fella got all in a tizzy when I tried to light up a cigarette in the car. Talk about a somekind o' square. At any rate, he ended up dropping me near a 'webcafe' or something like that full of antique computers, one of which I'm sending this message on right now. Checked out the headlines, which were crazy, to say the least (an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Who the hell still uses oil?), and pretty well concluded that I wasn't in Kansas anymore.
So can you guys help me out here? Where exactly am I, and what exactly is this world like? I'd be happy to tell you what I remember about my home in exchange, o' course.
He didn't have any idea in hell where I was talking about, and to top that, the fella got all in a tizzy when I tried to light up a cigarette in the car. Talk about a somekind o' square. At any rate, he ended up dropping me near a 'webcafe' or something like that full of antique computers, one of which I'm sending this message on right now. Checked out the headlines, which were crazy, to say the least (an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Who the hell still uses oil?), and pretty well concluded that I wasn't in Kansas anymore.
So can you guys help me out here? Where exactly am I, and what exactly is this world like? I'd be happy to tell you what I remember about my home in exchange, o' course.