May 8-10, 2014: With the #1 overall pick in the 2014 NFL Draft, the Cincinnati Bengals select OT Ereck Flowers out of the University of Miami, Florida, considered an uninspired but safe pick, due to Flowers’ great college success, and the league-worst offensive line in football, widely considered the greatest fault of this Bengals team, which has Tyrod Taylor as their now firmly entrenched starter. With the #2 overall pick, the Pittsburgh Steelers (from Detroit) trade up to select QB Derek Carr out of Stanford. With the #3 overall pick, the New England Patriots take QB Teddy Bridgewater out of UCLA. With the #4 overall pick, the Detroit Lions (from Pittsburgh) take DE Jadeveon Clowney out of South Carolina. With the #5 overall pick, the Arizona Cardinals select DE Demarcus Lawrence out of Boise State. With the #7 overall pick, the Kansas City Chiefs select QB Johnny Manziel out of Oregon. With the #9 overall pick, the Chicago Bears select LB Ryan Shazier out of Indiana. With the #10 overall pick, the Los Angeles Rams (from New York Jets) take DT Aaron Donald out of Ohio State. With the #16 overall pick, the Indianapolis Colts (from Las Vegas) select LB Khalil Mack out of Ohio State. With the #30 overall pick, the Los Angeles Raiders select WR Odell Beckham Jr. out of LSU.
May 11, 2014: In the FFL’s Primetime Slot on ESPN, the Salt Lake Legion (1-0) defeat the San Diego Chargers (1-0), 22-18, as Dak Prescott passes for two touchdowns and 279 yards. After the game, Prescott announces “The Legion is here to stay. We ain’t no number one pick anymore. This is a championship organization, and Mr. Huntsman has let us know that our new motto is “Gold or go home”, and we gotta stick to that motto or else we’re not gonna be returning for the next season, the next game, the next play.” “Gold or Go Home” becomes a best selling t-shirt and interest in the Legion skyrockets. The motto is emblazoned everywhere on the team’s facilities, and is compared to Al Davis’ “Just Win, Baby”.
May 14, 2014: The NFL announces that, if the Diablos and Monarchs show good results, they plan on expanding to Portland and Montreal in 2018. The city of San Diego reacts horribly, and a greater boycott of the league is organized, much to the benefit of the San Diego Chargers and the FFL, who capitalize with the “Hometown Heroes” campaign, which focuses on the community aspect of the league. Buffalo dispatches riot police, although they aren’t needed, as, ironically, beer sales spike and the Buffalo Football Club makes a statement:
“We, pure and simple, do not want an NFL team anymore. The NFL has shown that they are not a wholesome, good organization. We are, and we will continue to be, an FFL city. The Mountainmen are our team.”
May 15, 2014:
Gatorade #3
Hi, I’m Mike Trout (shoots pool ball, gets every ball except the eight into pockets). You know me as the center fielder Los Angeles Dodgers, where I’ve won two MVP awards and two World Series (hits a home run). What you don’t know is what fuels me (shoots clay pigeon with a shotgun). Well, let me tell you (hits a tennis ball over the net). Before and during every game, I drink Gatorade, because it gives me electrolytes I need to play, and it tastes delicious (hits half-alley on a skateboard). Take it from me, it works.