Angel (DB): The trials and tribualtions of Azazel, an angel who didn't take sides in the War in Heaven. At the beginning of the series, St. Micheal appears, and makes a bet with Azazel, that he can't keep the forces of Hell from taking complete control of Las Vegas. In the last, and highest rated episode, Azazel finally gains his reward, and decides that he would like to stay on earth. [DB is short for DuMont/Warner Brothers.]
top tv shows NEVER MADE...
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Chris Oakley
Banned
Bones--A Trek spinoff chronicling Leonard McCoy's post-Enterprise medical career.
Chris Oakley
Banned
Raines(NBC)--A two-part miniseries about the life of notoriously corrupt televangelist Jed Raines.
Crossing Jordan (FOX network, USA) - Reality TV/ Gameshow where American contestants start off in Isreal and must find flags hidden throughout Jordan and return back, all the while insulting the populace. This great entertainment can only be brought to you by - FOX!
(note: Lasted 1 episode before being pulled from the air.)
(note: Lasted 1 episode before being pulled from the air.)
Star gate:SG-1 (1st Programme, ISUTVS) Presently, the Earth stargate (found at a dig site near Giza in 1928) is housed in a top-secret Soviet military base known as Stargate Command underneath Klyuchevskaya Sopka. Col. Leonid Sobolev, Dr. Vladimir Marchenko, KGB officer Galina Vishnevskaya and Ual'Vic, an alien who learned the joys of Socalism, comprised the original SG-1 team (a few characters join and/or leave the team in later seasons due to creative differences). Along with 19 other SG teams, they venture to distant planets exploring the galaxy and searching for defenses from the Goa'uld, an imperalist world conquering race bent on enslaving the peasants of the world, as well as the liberation of the galaxy by spreading the great words of Lenin!
NapoleonXIV
Banned
American Idol.
Various preachers, new age gurus, hindu wannabes, aum shinryko leaders, Korean priests and some failed SF writers are brought on and given 5 minutes to harangue the world. Jerry Falwell, Amy Grant and the ever irascible Pope Benny make their judgements but it's you the audience that has the final say. Simply send the deed to your house, all your income and any female children to the Idol of your choice. The final winner gets several million dollars, a sanctuary in either a foreign country or on his own yacht and a free 'lifetime' supply of Kool-Aid .
Various preachers, new age gurus, hindu wannabes, aum shinryko leaders, Korean priests and some failed SF writers are brought on and given 5 minutes to harangue the world. Jerry Falwell, Amy Grant and the ever irascible Pope Benny make their judgements but it's you the audience that has the final say. Simply send the deed to your house, all your income and any female children to the Idol of your choice. The final winner gets several million dollars, a sanctuary in either a foreign country or on his own yacht and a free 'lifetime' supply of Kool-Aid .
Chris Oakley
Banned
Not to mention a little bone-chilling. Anyway, moving right along...
House(Fox)--A half-hour educational show offering handy tips on how to improve your home.
House(Fox)--A half-hour educational show offering handy tips on how to improve your home.
Second Age Sci-fi opera series about Earth's early expansion into space discovering friends & enemies. Concludes with creating a great federation to counter the various adversaries determined upon galactic domination
Fourth Age Sequel to Second Age
Cathartic Age Sequel to Forth Age
Shadows Series following the adventures of a secret Australian security agency set-up in the aftermath of 9/11 to battle enemies both foreign & domestic through other means.
Se7en Years Series about the coming Armageddon climaxing with the victory over the evil global dominating dictator.
Australian History 101 Mocumentary series of a kookie historian & his team unintentionally doing their best to confuse the world about the history of Australia
Iron Chef Satire series about the goings on in front & behind the camera of a cooking show.
Fourth Age Sequel to Second Age
Cathartic Age Sequel to Forth Age
Shadows Series following the adventures of a secret Australian security agency set-up in the aftermath of 9/11 to battle enemies both foreign & domestic through other means.
Se7en Years Series about the coming Armageddon climaxing with the victory over the evil global dominating dictator.
Australian History 101 Mocumentary series of a kookie historian & his team unintentionally doing their best to confuse the world about the history of Australia
Iron Chef Satire series about the goings on in front & behind the camera of a cooking show.
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Chris Oakley
Banned
America's Next Top Model--A weekly news show following the latest trends in the car industry
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South Park: A TV miniseries based on the best-selling novel by Garrison Keilor detailing the life and times of the metropolis of South Park (formerly Provo), Utah, a settlement of African-American survivors of the Southron Holocaust.
Mail Call!: A rather dry program shown only on public-access television where a narrator reads out historical letters between notable couples. This week, a series of previously unknown erotic letters between President Hosea Blackford and his wife, Flora.
Greeacres: A TV documentary on a colony of Mormon exiles living in West Cape Province, South Africa.
Lost: A sprawling TV special shown on the History Channel detailing the long, sad history of North American racism that culminated in Jake Featherston and company.
The Simpsons: A TV call-in show hosted by Jane Simpson (nee Wyman). Assited by her husband, former airman Thomas F. Simpson, who acheived fame by shooting down six Confederate enemies in the closing days of the Second Great War.
The Book of Virtues: A Jewish religious show broadcasted from Calgary, Alberta. Produced to appeal to the sizable community of Russian emigrants who were allowed to come to America on the condition that they settle in the Canadian territories, although most accepted German offers of resettlement in Mittelafrika or the Kingdom of Poland.
South Park: A TV miniseries based on the best-selling novel by Garrison Keilor detailing the life and times of the metropolis of South Park (formerly Provo), Utah, a settlement of African-American survivors of the Southron Holocaust.
Mail Call!: A rather dry program shown only on public-access television where a narrator reads out historical letters between notable couples. This week, a series of previously unknown erotic letters between President Hosea Blackford and his wife, Flora.
Greeacres: A TV documentary on a colony of Mormon exiles living in West Cape Province, South Africa.
Lost: A sprawling TV special shown on the History Channel detailing the long, sad history of North American racism that culminated in Jake Featherston and company.
The Simpsons: A TV call-in show hosted by Jane Simpson (nee Wyman). Assited by her husband, former airman Thomas F. Simpson, who acheived fame by shooting down six Confederate enemies in the closing days of the Second Great War.
The Book of Virtues: A Jewish religious show broadcasted from Calgary, Alberta. Produced to appeal to the sizable community of Russian emigrants who were allowed to come to America on the condition that they settle in the Canadian territories, although most accepted German offers of resettlement in Mittelafrika or the Kingdom of Poland.
Chris Oakley
Banned
CSI New York--A reality series following the lives of students and faculty at Manhattan's famed Culinary Sciences Institute.
Chris Oakley
Banned
Still Standing--A two-hour concert special honoring the construction workers who fought to keep the Golden Gate Bridge from collapsing after the 9.2 quake that devastated northern California in 2004.
According to Jim
Sitcom about Britain's King James VII, his circle of advisors and how he tried to hold the British Empire together throughout the nineteenth century. The writers played around with chronology a lot, but individual episodes did accurately portray the times and the personalities. The episode where he meets with US President Tubman won a Lizzie, the British equivalent of the Emmies.
Boston Legal
Sitcom about Boston's efforts to re-enter the United States after seceding during the Crisis of 1812. It only lasted one season, but gave rise to no less than nine spinoffs, two movies and a Broadway musical.
The X-Files
A children's program. Each episode tells about different things beginning with the letter X. It didn't talk down to kids, and managed not to be boring for their parents. It dealt with such diverse topics as xylophones, xylem, even xiphias (swordfish)...
Sitcom about Britain's King James VII, his circle of advisors and how he tried to hold the British Empire together throughout the nineteenth century. The writers played around with chronology a lot, but individual episodes did accurately portray the times and the personalities. The episode where he meets with US President Tubman won a Lizzie, the British equivalent of the Emmies.
Boston Legal
Sitcom about Boston's efforts to re-enter the United States after seceding during the Crisis of 1812. It only lasted one season, but gave rise to no less than nine spinoffs, two movies and a Broadway musical.
The X-Files
A children's program. Each episode tells about different things beginning with the letter X. It didn't talk down to kids, and managed not to be boring for their parents. It dealt with such diverse topics as xylophones, xylem, even xiphias (swordfish)...
Star Wars: Rise of the Rebellion
Started a year and half after the completion of Return of the Jedi. It followed the events of the rebellion soon after Emperor Palpatine began his consolidation of Republic into the Empire. The show followed the main characters Bail Organa, Mon Mothma, Captain Antilles, and the droids C3PO (played by Anthony Daniels) and R2D2 over a period of several years. The show was produced by George Lucas and co-produced/directed by his friend Stephen Spielberg.
The show lasted three years and came to a conclusion only after George Lucas died of a heart attack. The final three episodes depicted the Rebels one 'large' victory over the Empire (the episodes were written by Spielberg in honor of his friend).
The show won several awards for specials effects and the acting ability. The episode where Sir Alec Guinness reprised his role as Obi-wan Kenobi was the most watched episode of television since the conclusion of M.A.S.H several years before.
Started a year and half after the completion of Return of the Jedi. It followed the events of the rebellion soon after Emperor Palpatine began his consolidation of Republic into the Empire. The show followed the main characters Bail Organa, Mon Mothma, Captain Antilles, and the droids C3PO (played by Anthony Daniels) and R2D2 over a period of several years. The show was produced by George Lucas and co-produced/directed by his friend Stephen Spielberg.
The show lasted three years and came to a conclusion only after George Lucas died of a heart attack. The final three episodes depicted the Rebels one 'large' victory over the Empire (the episodes were written by Spielberg in honor of his friend).
The show won several awards for specials effects and the acting ability. The episode where Sir Alec Guinness reprised his role as Obi-wan Kenobi was the most watched episode of television since the conclusion of M.A.S.H several years before.