The 2011 Royal Rumble Match
#1: CM Punk
#2: Zack Ryder
This Rumble's gonna be only a 30-man, so that adds extra time for people, though not in the case of poor Zack, who Punk tosses out easily. (30, Ryder)
#3: William Regal
Punk and Regal trade stiff blows.
#4: Ted DiBiase
DiBiase comes into the mix.
#5: John Morrison
And gets jumped by Morrison.
#6: Yoshi Tatsu
Yoshi comes in to help Morrison with DiBiase.
#7: Windham Rotunda
Windham evens the score for DiBiase here.
#8: Chavo Guerrero
Ooh, Chavo! He goes into Punk/Regal, taking on both.
#9: Mark Henry
Henry storms through through the fights, taking out Yoshi Tatsu (29, Tatsu) and Chavo (28, Guerrero)
#10: JTG
You know, I haven't done this gimmick in a while. First comes a Million Dollar Dream, followed by him being tossed into a Power of the Punch from Regal. Then Punk hits the GTS, leading him into a World's Strongest Slam. A running Senton from Rotunda and a Starship Pain leaves him laying.
#11: Joe Hennig
Then Joe comes in and dumps him out (27, JTG) before he joes up with Windham and Ted to work over JoMo.
#12: Chris Masters
Masters goes to fight Henry, splitting him off from Regal and Punk. Meanwhile, Morrison gets dumped out by the Fortunate Sons (26, Morrison) who go after a few targets.
#13: Tyler Reks
Reks goes for the Masterpiece while we have Punk/Hennig, Regal/DiBiase and Rotunda/Henry.
#14: Vladimir Kozlov
While poor Kozlov gets the unlucky number, we half the current field as Masters manages to send out Tyler (25, Reks) and the Fortunate Sons are sent packing (24, Hennig) (23, Rotunda) though Regal gets sent out by DiBiase (22, Regal)
#15: R-Truth
Truth opts to work with Henry to fight DiBiase and Punk while Kozlov and Masters meet up.
#16: The Great Khali
Everyone stops to work together and send out the Punjabi Playboy (21, Khali)
#17: Tyson Kidd
Kidd goes for DiBiase, leaving Punk to fight R-Truth and Mark Henry on his own, at least until Masters sends Kozlov out (20, Kozlov) before going for Henry.
#18: Kofi Kingston
DiBiase gets tossed out (19, DiBiase) leaving Tyson to fight R-Truth while Punk and Kingston go at it. Currently we have Punk/Kingston, Kidd/Truth and Henry/Masters.
#19: Jack Swagger
It's Swaggie Time!
#20: Sheamus
The Masterpiece gets tossed out here (18, Masters) Sheamus and Henry going at each other while Swagger fights Tyson Kidd and R-Truth in a triple threat.
#21: Rey Mysterio
Rey goes flying into the scramble.
#22: Dolph Ziggler
Dolph goes right for Lil Rey.
#23: Drew McIntyre
The Sinister Scotsman teams up with Sheamus and the two send the World's Strongest Man out (17, Henry) before going up against Kofi and R-Truth. Tyson Kidd and Jack Swagger keep up their fight, as to Rey and Ziggler while Punk goes to recover in the corner.
#24: Alex Riley
A-Ry runs in as a spoiler for The Miz, who isn't allowed in the match because he's got the Money in the Bank. If Riley wins the Rumble, that's a guaranteed cash-in. He goes for Punk, but gets tossed out instead (16, Riley)
#25: Big Show
Wellll...
#26: Ezekiel Jackson
Big Zeke goes running in to face off against the Big Show. Meanwhile, we lose Truth, Kofi and Tyson (15, R-Truth) (14, Kingston) (13, Kidd) with the resulting fights being Swagger and Dolph teaming on Rey while Sheamus and McIntyre go after Big Show and Big Zeke.
#27: Santino Marella
Punk paintbrushes Santino a bit before tossing him out (12, Marella)
#28: Alberto del Rio
Del Rio helps in sending out Rey (11, Mysterio) while Jackson gets sent out by McIntyre (10, Jackson) who then falls to the Big Show (9, McIntyre)
#29: Randy Orton
Orton comes in with RKOs for everyone, sending out Swagger (8, Swagger) and Ziggler (7, Ziggler) before going after Punk while Big Show gets tossed out by Sheamus (6, Big Show)
#30: Kane
Kane squares up with the Celtic Warrior while Punk and Orton continue their tussle. Sheamus manages to send Kane out (5, Kane) before getting dumping out by Alberto (4, Sheamus) meanwhile, Punk's run in this Rumble finally ends with Orton giving him and RKO sending him out (3, Punk) before he gets caught from behind and taken out by del Rio (2, Orton)
Alberto del Rio has won the 2011 Royal Rumble! del Rio is going to WrestleMania!