The 2015 Royal Rumble
#1: The Miz
#2: R-Truth
Rekindle this old feud to kick off the Rumble.
#3: Bubba Ray Dudley
Bubba starts off with some returning veteran spots before teaming up with R-Truth.
#4: Luke Harper
The Intercontinental champion comes in and starts attacking Bubba.
#5: Bray Wyatt
And here comes Bray to assist Harper, the two dumping Bubba out (30, Bubba)
#6: Curtis Axel
Or it would've been if Erick Rowan didn't decide he wanted to deal with the family. So we get the Axelmania spot, but also.
#6: Erick Rowan
Here comes Rowan, fighting hard as the underdog against Bray and Luke.
#7: The Boogeyman
HE'S THE BOOGEYMAN! AND HE'S COMING TO GET YOU, BRAY! Boogeyman teams up with Erick Rowan because this is a match of weird spooky stuff... and also Miz/R-Truth.
#8: Sin Cara
And Sin Cara dives into the Miz/R-Truth fight while Bray and Luke toss out Boogeyman (29, Boogeyman)
#9: Zack Ryder
And here comes Ryder to help with the Miz. Rowan's struggling to stay in and Harper and Wyatt dump him out (28, Rowan)
#10: Daniel Bryan
And here comes D-Bry to bring kicks to Bray and Luke while the Miz goes out (27, Miz) Ryder, R-Truth and Sin Cara turn to the Wyatts as it becomes a fight.
#11: Fandango
And you know what time it is, folks. First up comes a discus clothesline from Harper before getting tossed into Sister Abigail. As Fandango gets up, he takes a Rough Ryder, followed by a Little Jimmy and a senton bomb from Sin Cara. D-Bry sets up for the Solid Knee Plus as soon as Fandango is up and out he goes (26, Fandango)
#12: Tyson Kidd
Kidd goes right after D-Bry, doing some Michaels/Bret stuff here with them while the Wyatts turn to targeting R-Truth and Zack Ryder because why not?
#13: Stardust
And Stardust goes right after Sin Cara. No real reason, just need to have Sin Cara fight somebody. R-Truth gets sent out (25, R-Truth) leaving Ryder to fend for himself.
#14: Diamond Dallas Page
Yo, it's me! It's me! It's D-D-P! Diamond Cutters for everybody before he decides to go after the Wyatts with Zack Ryder. Meanwhile, Stardust sends out Sin Cara (24, Sin Cara)
#15: Rusev
Rusev! He comes in to help Tyson Kidd to try and toss out D-Bry while DDP gets sent out (23, Page) with Ryder holding on for dear life.
#16: Goldust
Goldust comes in and teams with his brother to fight the Wyatts after Zack Ryder gets tossed out (22, Ryder) while Daniel continues to fight both Kidd and Rusev.
#17: Kofi Kingston
It's a New Day... they're not there yet, but they're still babyfaces, so Kofi comes in to help D-Bry. He dives onto Rusev, taking a belly-to-belly while D-Bry and Tyson go back to it.
#18: Adam Rose
Rose looks to help Tyson Kidd because that was a thing for like a hot minute.
#19: Roman Reigns
And here he comes! Reigns hits a nice hard spear to Adam Rose and sends him out (21, Rose) leaving Bryan with Tyson and turning to Rusev.
#20: Big E
Big E joins up with Kofi while Goldust gets sent out (20, Goldust) followed by Stardust (19, Stardust) before having the Wyatts meet the New Day. Fights right not are D-Bry/Tyson, Reigns/Rusev, and Bray/Harper vs. New Day.
#21: Damien Mizdow
Man, Mizdow would've made for a great multi-finisher spot, especially here. Instead, we have Mizdow getting directed from ringside by Miz to attack D-Bry, putting the American Dragon through the ringer.
#22: Jack Swagger
Swagger goes after Tyson Kidd as we get a battle of the beards with Bryan and Mizdow. Ring's filling up a bit... let's see if we can fix that.
#23: Ryback
Ryback comes in and starts dumping out some guys, sending out Tyson (18, Kidd) and Swagger (17, Swagger) while Bray and Harper toss out Big E (16, Big E) and try for Kofi, but Big E gets him on his shoulders and gets him back in before they dump him out again (15, Kingston) and Bryan sends out Mizdow (14, Mizdow)
#24: Kane
Kane comes in, gets into it with Ryback, but thanks to help from D-Bry, he's sent out (13, Kane) Yeah, fuck you, Kane! You're not here to ruin this Rumble! D-Bry and Ryback work together to fight the Wyatts while Reigns continues to fight Rusev.
#25: Dean Ambrose
And Ambrose comes in with the assist to Reigns! Together the two manage to send Rusev out (12, Rusev) and wait for the next entrant.
#26: Titus O'Neil
Yep, out ya go, Titus (11, O'Neil)
#27: Bad News Barrett
Well, he's gonna be tough to send out. Meanwhile, Bray and Harper manage to toss out Ryback (10, Ryback) and single out poor Daniel.
#28: Cesaro
And things get worse from here for Dean and Roman. Meanwhile, D-Bry finally gets tossed by Bray (9, Bryan) with him and Harper turning to join on beating the former Shield.
#29: Big Show
Well... it's the Big Show. Dean and Roman fight hard, protecting each other. The goal is that one or both men have to make it to the end. They're brothers, even in the "every man for himself" environment of the Royal Rumble.
#30: Dolph Ziggler
Dolph comes into help, surprising everyone by sacrificing himself to send out Bad News Barrett (8, Barrett) (7, Ziggler)
Cesaro decides to play to the crowd and tosses out the Big Show while Reigns and Ambrose fight back against the Wyatt family (6, Big Show)
However, this opens himself up as Dean and Roman send him out as well (5, Cesaro)
The final four is the Wyatt Family and the Shield. Two teams who were split the last year, now together trying to fight for the glory. However, Bray makes the error of tossing out Luke now (4, Harper) and pays with Ambreigns sending him out (3, Wyatt)
Of course, we have them go for a while. Really sell the tension between two brothers looking to main event WrestleMania. The sequence starts with a handshake and the two do not let up for a second. They wanna make sure that whoever wins the Rumble earns it. And finally, after all that, Roman tosses out Ambrose (2, Ambrose)
The crowd reaction is gonna be mixed, but I doubt it's gonna be boos. Especially not when, instead of OTL's Rock, Ambrose comes back in and raises Roman's arm in victory. The two hug and point to the sign together, a promise that no matter what happens, they're both gonna be there.