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Listen all 'a y'all, it's a Sabotage!!
  • So if you’ve been reading the timeline for a while, you probably remember reading a few references to a “Sabotage 35”. The following post was a guest post I wrote a few months back that was supposed to be in the main timeline but got lost in the shuffle. It basically goes over a bit further into the making of Heart and Soul + Spirit of the West and explains the whole deal with the Sabotage 35.

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    Trouble in Western Hollywood​

    Post from Animation, Stories, and Us Net-log, by Rodrick Zarrel, September 22nd, 2012

    A Guest Post by @Nerdman3000


    When I attended CalArts in 2005, we once had a guest lecturer in one of my courses by the name of Randy Haycock. Haycock is someone who you may have heard of through his work on a number of animated films he has been involved in order the years. To name just a few examples of some films he’s worked on, at Disney, he served as an animator for a number of Roger Rabbit shorts, as well as an animation assistant on Aladdin and The Little Mermaid, before he eventually moved on from the company during the 1994 mini-Disney exodus, and eventually contributed as a lead animator in the making of various animated films you might recognize, such as Heart and Soul, City of Gold, and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

    As you can tell, Haycock was very much an experienced animator in the industry by 2005, and thus a rather big star guest lecturer for us meager students.

    Now the reason I bring this up is there’s a quote I always remember from listening to Haycock’s lecture that day in class, which I’ve long since taken to heart to and which relates to today’s post:

    “When things are down and your facing pressure from up high in the studio chain, you’re going to be faced with a choice in how you decide to respond to that pressure and how you allow it to affect your work as you move forward with the film you’re currently creating. A choice between pushing through that pressure and striving to make a great film, or a choice to allow that pressure to break your morale and ultimately the film itself. My only advice on what you should do is this: Give the film your heart and soul, not your spirit.”

    As you might imagine, Haycock was no doubt speaking directly from experience with that last quote, with his rather unsubtle reference to the behind the scenes of 1996’s Heart and Soul and 1997’s Spirit of the West.


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    Randy Haycock, a former employee of Disney who would leave the company in 1994 and go one to become a major artist for Hollywood Animation, and one of the lead animators for 1996’s Heart and Soul. (Source: 50mostinfluentialdisneyanimators.wordpress.com)


    In truth, there are few films out there which provide such a clear contrast as to how two different groups of filmmakers can react to and work under intense pressure than with the behind-the-scenes production of Heart and Soul and Spirit of the West. Both films, which were created by Hollywood Animation, went into production nearly simultaneously, with Heart and Soul being green-light mere weeks before Michael Eisner’s fall from grace at Hollywood Studios and Spirit of the West getting its own greenlight almost immediately after Katzenberg’s ascension to becoming Eisner’s replacement.

    However, as you might be aware if you’ve read my recent retrospective on the making of Heart and Soul, Hollywood Animation found itself facing a dark and uncertain future between 1994 to 1996, as a newly empowered Jeffrey Katzenberg did little to hide the fact that he had little love for Hollywood Animation and saw it as a unhappy reminder of his time under Eisner’s boot, and what’s more, was even outright considering shutting the whole studio down.

    It was only internal politics and backlash that resulted from Eisner’s heart attack and Katzenberg’s perceived role in causing it that which ultimately forced Jeffrey Katzenberg’s to stay his hand, but with it quickly becoming clear to everybody working at the studio that the continued survival of the studio rested on the release of 1996’s Heart and Soul and how well it performed, an undeniable dark cloud settled over the studio.

    In the case of Heart and Soul, Randy Haycock and the animators working on the film responded to the pressure of having the very fate of the studio on their shoulders by working their hardest to create the best film that they could, putting their very heart and soul (no pun intended) into the making the film, all with the hopes that their hard work and dedication would be rewarded when the film released. In many ways, it’s the pinnacle example in my eyes of how a group of creators should respond when faced with such hard pressure from up top.

    Yet as much as Heart and Soul showed the way a team of creators could work well and make gold despite the pressures they are put under, the same could not be said for its sister film, Spirit of the West. The film, which released a mere four and a half months after Heart and Soul, would suffer a bit of a tumultuous production that culminate in one of its directors getting fired, another forced to resign, and 35 artists blacklisted by the industry in one of the most infamous moments in animation history.

    The film Spirit of the West, which began production reportedly based on an idea by Jeffrey Katzenberg, was a bit of a passion project on Katzenberg’s part. As Katzenberg tells it, he came up with the idea for the film in 1992, after which he presented it to writer John Fusco, a man best known for his work in the Western and Native American genre. Fusco, having loved Katzenberg’s story, immediately began writing (with Katzenberg’s blessing) an original novel based on Katzenberg’s story, which he finished and then adapted as a screenplay.


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    Western and Native American Genre Writer John Fusco, whom Jeffrey Katzenberg would work with write the screenplay of Spirit of the West. (Source: IMDB)


    Presenting both the finished novel and screenplay to Katzenberg in 1994, Katzenberg in turn presented both to Michael Eisner immediately after, hoping to get it greenlit so that Hollywood Animation would be able to begin production on it right after the soon to be released Retriever.

    However, instead of greenlighting it as Katzenberg no doubt hoped, Eisner reportedly laughed upon being told it was based on an original story envisioned by Katzenberg which starred horses as the story’s protagonists. Mocking Katzenberg and dismissing his “little horse film” without even bothering to read it, Eisner instead made it clear he would be going with a very different pitch that had come across his desk and which had been brought to him by new animators over from Disney, one based on the Greek Mythological tale of Eros and Psyche.

    For Jeffrey Katzenberg, the meeting had overall been a humiliating disaster which left him furious and trembling with rage, and supposedly almost got him to outright consider quitting. Instead of quitting however, Katzenberg planned revenge and those plans of revenge led him to seek out ABC Network Group head Robert ‘Bob’ Iger, another rival of Eisner, with the two working to conspire to take down Michael Eisner once and for all. The subsequent successful release of Retriever and the fight to take credit for it would provide Katzenberg and Iger with the opportunity they needed, as Eisner’s own attempts to use its success to eliminate Katzenberg and Iger would backfire on him.

    Yet Katzenberg and Iger would find themselves with little time to celebrate their victory over their hated rival, as Eisner’s subsequent heart attack left the two at the center of the blame by the rest of the studio’s various heads and the studios own CEO Thomas Murphy.

    Finding himself smeared by blame and his reputation blackened by Eisner’s heart attack, with his chances at receiving a potentially once earmarked Chief Creative Officer position in the future having seemingly now faded into dust, Jeffrey Katzenberg rose to the position of head of the Hollywood Studios Group a very bitter and spiteful man.

    That he could not even openly direct his spite at the Eros and Psyche pitched film that Eisner had chosen to green light over his own “little horse film” due to Murphy offering it his protection out of guilt over Eisner’s heart attack and a desire to protect the last of Eisner’s legacy at the company no doubt increased Katzenberg’s own ire and sense of spite at the animation studio he once worked at. Still, with Hollywood Animation no going anywhere for at least two to three more years, and Katzenberg now calling the shots, he was quick to call up John Fusco and inform him that Hollywood animation would be moving ahead with their adaptation of Spirit of the West, to release in April 1997 as a follow-up to 1996’s Heart and Soul (then still known as by it's working title, Eros and Psyche).


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    The two films Hollywood Animation would work on in the post-Eisner world. The former would be a original film compared to OTL based on the Greek Mythological tale of Eros and Psyche while the later would be an earlier version of OTL 2002's Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, which was made by Dreamworks and Katzenberg. (Source for Image 1: Goodreads.com - Eros + Psyche by Myrto Gkiouli and Eirini Skoura [1]) (Source for Image 2: rateyourmusic.com)


    If that had been the end of Katzenberg letting his spite at the animation studio and Eisner cloud things, perhaps things later on might have been very different, but we will never know, for when Jeffrey Katzenberg called up Marjorie Cohn, a former executive at Nickelodeon and his replacement as head of Hollywood Animation, for their first meeting, he made no secret of the fact that he would be deciding the fate of Hollywood Animation and whether or not to close the studio, based on the performance of Eros and Psyche.

    The psychological effect this news had on the animators over at Hollywood Animation cannot be understated and it is clear the effect it had was even more so. As previously stated, for the animators working on Eros and Psyche, the pressure the news created led them to both seek to prove themselves and ensure the best possible film they could make would be released, one which they hoped we succeed and allow the studio to live another day. For Spirit of the West however, a film that unlike its sister film had Katzenberg’s full backing behind it, the threat on the animation studio’s future would backfire.

    To say that few animators at the studio wanted to work on the film after Katzenberg’s ultimatum was an understatement. Many animators, who already didn’t have the greatest opinions of Jeffrey Katzenberg after their years of working with him and his egotistical personality, were left angry and bitter by Katzenberg’s decree. Those assigned to work on Katzenberg’s “little horse film” were often quite vocal in their disgust and annoyance at having been assigned to it, unhappy at the thought that they would have to work on Katzenberg’s little passion project while their fate was being decided by another team working on a different film. Everyone working on Spirit of the West it seems, dreaded the thought that they’d be working on the film only for Eros and Psyche to fail and then get told that they would be getting fired when they finished working on Spirit of the West.

    With their fate uncertain and literally out of their own hands, it was clear that the spirits of the animators assigned to the film were down, with more than a few employees deciding to voice their unhappiness by walking out and leaving the studio entirely. To them, if they were going to eventually get fired either way, then they would rather leave and take fate into their own hands, rather than waste time working on what they deemed Katzenberg’s stupid “little horse film” and suffer the possible indignity of having to be informed four months before it released that they were being fired after they finished the movie.

    That wasn’t the only way that the animators showed their disgruntlement and displeasure however. More than few other artists and animators, despite being assigned on Spirit of the West, would reportedly even go as far as to often ignore the fact they were supposed to work on Spirit of the West and instead spent some of their time working on material for Eros and Psyche. Furthermore, the majority of the film’s animators would also secretly sign a collective agreement that they would all walk out and quit if Eros and Psyche failed and Katzenberg decided to close the studio [2].

    Marjore Cohn, who tried to provide the disgruntled artists with a patient voice and ear that was willing to listen and bring voice to their concerns, made no secret that for all that she understood their anger and was on their side, she could not and would not tolerate the animators allowing their anger to go too far, nor that she would tolerate any reported incidents of an artist assigned to Spirt of the West instead spending time working on a film they weren’t supposed to. While most cases of the such were never reported and thus most animators engaging in it managed to get away with doing it [3], Cohn nonetheless found herself with the hard task of trying to get the film’s artists in line and ready to commit, lest they bring Katzenberg’s wrath down on their heads and ensure the closure of the studio anyways, no matter if Eros and Psyche was a success or not.

    Yet Cohn, who often found herself paying more mind to the progress on Eros and Psyche due to Katzenberg’s fatal demand, would not always succeed to get the film’s artists to behave and try to avoid Katzenberg rage being turned against them. No case of that was more especially true than in the infamous "Jeff the Golden Retriever/Saboteur 35" incident.


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    Colonel Michaels, as he looked in the original movie from our timeline, where he was simply known as the Colonel. Here he is pointedly meant to resemble Michael Eisner. (Source: Wikia.com)


    As the story goes, in 1995 stories began to reach Katzenberg’s ears that a few of the animators had decided to sneak in a not-so-subtle and rather obvious open slam at Katzenberg in the film by giving the film’s villain, the short but cruel Colonel Michaels [4], a rather cowardly but “so ever loyal” Golden Retriever named Jeff, whom he keeps rather prominently with him but who “always comes back asking for more treats when he’s not too busy cowering from my horse” [5]. In Katzenberg’s eyes, the fact that Colonel Michaels was himself meant to be intentional jab at Eisner only made the situation worse [6]. With Cohn and most of the studio (with the rather obvious exception of Katzenberg), putting the majority of their focus on Eros and Psyche and trying to ensure it would succeed, it had managed to completely slip by a mostly distracted Cohn.

    Immediately summoning Cohn to his office, a furious Katzenberg proceeded to vocally rant and unleash his fury at the unsuspecting woman who had herself been caught out of leftfield and unawares by the whole situation. For two hours, everyone in the vicinity were able to hear Jeffrey Katzenberg’s and Marjore Cohn’s shouting match, and by the end of it, Katzenberg would nearly threaten to fire Cohn herself. Ultimately though, Katzenberg stayed his hand, instead informing Cohn that if she wanted him to give her the benefit of the doubt toward her pleas of innocence, that she would have to prove herself and fire those responsible.

    Cohn, herself enraged and feeling betrayed over the whole thing, eagerly did upon exiting Katzenberg’s office, and she knew just who to confront first, Eric Darnell, one of the two co-directors on the film.

    As Darnell would later admit in an interview in late 2010 where he discussed the incident before the release of his upcoming animated film adaptation of the Red Riding Hood story, Hood and the Wolf, he and the film’s other director Kelly Asbury had both been very much aware of inclusion of “Jeff the Golden Retriever”, but of the two men, only Darnell had gone as far as to give the animators responsible his open encouragement, approval, and blessing over the whole thing [7]. Yet while Darnell and Asbury had both been fully aware of the dog and his significance, Cohn herself had not.

    Due to the fact that Cohn hadn’t really been involved in the making of Retriever, due to only being brought in only after Eisner got booted and Katzenberg promoted, she thus hadn’t thus been aware of the significance of the use of a golden retriever and why that would piss off Katzenberg so much. As a result, when Cohn first noticed the animators were adding a golden retriever to the film, the inclusion hadn’t set off any alarms when it was brought up to Cohn. To make matters worse, Darnell would shamefully admit that he had played a role in keeping it that way, as the one-time Cohn had ever gotten curious and bothered to ask why they were introducing a dog into the film, Darnell had decided to inform her that it was meant as nothing more than a nod/easter egg towards their previous film Retriever, which the unknowing Cohn had accepted and taken at face value.

    It's thus fair to say that when Cohn ultimately realized that Darnell had straight up lied to her face about the “stupid dog”, she was left enraged. Quickly confronting Darnell over the incident and his lying, a slightly guilty Darnell, who hadn’t intended for Cohn to get in trouble over the whole thing, would finally confess, leading to the exposure of the 35 artists who had been involved. Yet as Cohn and even Darnell would discover in the resulting investigation, those 35 animators who had been involved hadn’t only been guilty of the one crime of sabotage, but others as well.


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    While a few rumors would swirl for a number of years afterwards that Cohn had actually been aware of the inclusion of Jeff the Golden Retriever the entire time, it would ultimately be disproven years later by Eric Darnell, during a 2010 interview. (source: IMDB)


    As she found out, the 35 animators had, rather than agree to walk out if Katzenberg closed the studio as the other artists on the film had done, instead made a separate secret agreement to do everything in their power to quietly sabotage the film as an act of revenge against Katzenberg, whom they were convinced would go through with his promise to close the studio. Furthermore, they had promised each other that if Katzenberg did go through with closing the studio after the release of Eros and Psyche, that they would escalate their sabotage out into the open and do their best to literally destroy the film itself, even if it meant destroying every bit of material created for the film and costing the studio millions.

    Some of this quiet sabotage, as Cohn learned, wouldn’t be limited to the inclusion of Jeff the Golden Retriever, but would include multiple frames of the film having subtle details added to the background that were clearly meant to add to the list of insults or worse toward Katzenberg.

    Assigning 7 animators to help her comb through multiple frames of the film, Cohn and the artists would discover plenty of such insults and other details hidden [8] in dozens of frames. Examples of this included a piece of writing on a stone wall that would be discovered in the background of one scene which clearly said “Jeff Katz is a Dick”, while another example was a scene of an out of focus Jeff the Golden Retriever in the background corner who was openly taking a dump next to a squirrel which is holding a paint brush and tablet and wearing a painter beret on its head.

    The worst examples of the quiet sabotage they would discover however, were the one’s not relating to Katzenberg at all.

    One such case was the discovery that multiple frames were discovered to include a number of pornographic images that were added on to the background [9], some of which included multiple cutout images taken from Pamala Anderson’s five previous stints on Playboy as well as a few cutouts from the recent and then still controversial first stints on the magazine by Drew Barrymore, as well as a number of cutouts from Lara Whitehall’s famous (or infamous, as some would argue) 1987 appearance on the magazine [10], while another was the inclusion of multiple nude male and female Native Americans in a few out of focus shots in the background of Lakota village (two of whom could be seen even engaging in sexual intercourse), as well as a few crude drawings hidden throughout. Others egregious examples included multiple racist and sexist imagery that left Cohn and most of the animators horrified and disturbed.

    Ultimately however, the worst act of sabotage of all was the discovery that a small number of once thought completed frames as well as a number of finished audio recordings, which had all been stored in preparation for them to eventually be rendered together in post-production, had been found to be either outright tampered with or even missing. It would be later revealed that one of the 35 artists had decided not to seemingly wait until Katzenberg fired them and closed the studio, but to begin the promise of literally trying to destroy the film early. In doing so, the other 34 artists found their already destroyed reputations further blackened by association, while the studio for forced to redo each of those frames entirely, costing them millions.


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    Marjore Cohn, the new head of Hollywood Animation following Katzenberg's promotion, would find herself given the task of having to lead Hollywood Animation during one of it's darkest times, and the thankless task of uncovering the damage left by the “Saboteur 35”. (source: newsonwomen.typepad.com)


    Even to the other artists working on the film who weren’t involved, the discovery’s made by Cohn and those tasked with searching the film’s various frames made it clear that the “Saboteur 35”, as the 35 fired animators were now being called, had gone way too far in handling their grudge with Katzenberg and the film. The 35 would find themselves quickly fired, with their reputations forever blackened by their acts of sabotage and all of them blacklisted by the entire industry [11]. The majority of them would never work as an animator or artist in any professional animation studio ever again.

    As for the film’s two directors who had let things go this far, they too would not escape unscratched. Eric Darnell, though he would not have been involved in the other acts of sabotage (only the “Jeff the Golden Retriever” incident), he was quickly blamed by both Cohn and Katzenberg for allowing the artists to get away with their sabotage by looking the other way, or in the case of a certain dog, even outright encouraging some of it. Darnell, as Cohn especially made clear, had allowed the artists to get away with as much as they did, and worse than that, he had broken her trust by straight up lying to her face. He was ordered to pack his things and get out of the studio, with Tim Johnson being brought on to replace him [12].

    As for the film’s other director, Kelly Asbury, while he hadn’t gone as far as Darnell and encouraged some of the actions of the “Saboteur 35”, he had openly and willfully ignored it. While he would not be fired by Cohn, he would be asked to resign as director on Spirit of the West, which he did, being replaced soon after by Bibo Bergeron.

    The incident overall left a bitter taste in Cohn and Katzenberg’s mouths, as well as the mouths of the Hollywood Studios Group and ABC as a whole, just as it left the remaining artists on the film stunned and uneasy as they rapidly worked to redo all the scenes which the “Saboteur 35” had effected or destroyed. While Katzenberg certainly could have used the whole mess to justify pulling the plug on Hollywood Animation as a whole at this point, Katzenberg ultimately did not. Why this was, it has never been made clear, although it’s believed to ultimately have been the combined pleas of Marjore Cohn and John Fusco (the later of whom Cohn called up to try and help in her attempts to convince Katzenberg, due to Katzenberg's known respect and fondness for the man) that stayed his hand.

    Yet though Katzenberg would not close the studio as feared, he nonetheless made it clear to Cohn that there would be no more second chances for the studio. They had reached the last straw, and if Eros and Psyche wasn’t a success, he would be pulling the plug.

    So it was that as a dark cloud which had settled over the animation studio got even darker, the studio would find itself having to move forward from the entire mess, with the possible axe over their heads inching ever closer. Marjore Cohn, herself left quite troubled by the whole incident, became determined to nonetheless guide the animation studio out of the darkness and provide a guiding light for her animators as they moved forward.


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    Bibo Bergeron and Tim Johnson, who would both replace Eric Durnall and Kelly Asbury as directors for Spirit of the West. (Source: Google Images and IMDB - Cropped and Spliced together into one Image by @Nerdman3000)


    Assembling animators from both of the studio’s animation teams, for seven straight hours Cohn, joined by Spirit of the West new directors Tim Johnson and Bibo Bergeron, as well as Eros and Psyche directors Pixote Hunt and Steve Hickner, would speak directly to the studios animators, hearing and responding to each and all their concerns, doing their hardest to not only get everyone on the same page, but to get everyone to move forward and, most especially in the case of the animators responsible for making Spirit of the West, try to move past their own bitterness and hard feelings toward the film.

    As new director Tim Johnson would quickly made it clear to the artists working under him, as much as he himself had little love for Katzenberg either, he wouldn’t tolerate another situation like what had happened with the “Sabotage 35” to ever happen again or for the animators risking all their jobs by giving Jeffrey Katzenberg another reason to close the studio. As far as he concerned, it was time for them to move past their grudges and try to go to work on trying to actually make a decent film.

    Though they did not forget the ever-hanging threat placed over them by the ever-remaining threat of Jeffrey Katzenberg hanging over them, it would be with a new spirit of purpose guiding them that the animators working on both Eros and Psyche and Spirit of the West would strive to move forward.

    Yet as Hollywood Animation moved to try and guide themselves out of the darkness and push themselves into the light, the animators at studio would soon find themselves having to experience another major shakeup as rather big change up top at the executive level brought with it a new set of owners following a merger with Universal. With the dice of fate thrown once again, the animators could only pray fate would deal them a good hand.

    As luck would have it though, they would indeed steer themselves out of even that potential moment of doom and fate would further shine down on them when Eros and Psyche (later renamed to Heart and Soul) eventually released as a massive box office hit.

    I’d say more, but I’ve already taken much of your time with this rather longwinded post, so we’ll leave that as a story for another day.

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    [1] - A fun little book I'd recommend for anyone who's a fan of the myth in question. The character designs for Eros and Psyche here are also close to what I'm imagining for them both looking like in the final ITTL film.

    [2] – Ultimately, their intensions are that if Katzenberg shuts them, they would shut down his beloved passion project in return, and hopefully get enough attention to get Katzenberg in trouble as well.

    [3] – One rather funny but famous/infamous case of this happening would be the case of Ian Gooding. Gooding, one of the various animators who had left Disney in the exodus of 1994, would infamously, despite the fact he was technically assigned to work on the film, go as far as to not create a single drawing for Spirit of the West and instead worked the entire time on Heart and Soul, even being responsible for making the final character design for the character of Zephyr.

    Gooding, despite not being supposed to work on the film, managed get away with it due to the fact that A) not one person on both teams who knew (and there weren’t many who did) ever reported on him, especially since he wasn’t the only person assigned to Spirit of the West who was instead contributing on Heart and Soul (unlike Gooding though, everyone else that was doing it was at least also taking the time to actually work on Spirit of the West), B) he was quiet about it and avoided letting anyone know, and C) the production of both films, especially Spirit of the West, was so stressful and hectic for many involved that few in the leadership bothered to worry about distracting themselves with stuff like that unless it got reported to them.

    Since no one either knew or was letting him get away with it, Gooding managed to eventually even get his name snuck into the film’s credits as one of the main animators for Heart and Soul, rather than being placed in a small section the film’s credit that the film’s producers decided to devote to the film’s unofficial contributing artists from Spirit of the West. By the time Heart and Soul finished, so few people remembered that he was supposed to be working on Spirit of the West this entire time, least of all the film’s own new directors Tim Johnson and Bibo Bergeron, that no one seemed to question that idea that he was part of the animation team for Heart and Soul.

    Gooding himself would not openly admit what he did until years later during the making of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and by then, he had already found himself in the humorous position of having been listed as a background and character artist in the ending credits for Spirit of the West due to be on the ‘official crew list’ document, despite having never actually worked on the film.

    [4] – Known simply as The Colonel in the OTL film and OTL/ITTL novel. Katzenberg, still so recently seething at Eisner, uses The Colonel the same way he used Lord Farquaad in our timeline to get back and make fun of the man, as he believes he can more easily get away with it due to CEO Thomas Murphy not really paying as much attention to Spirit of the West as he is Heart and Soul.

    [5] – The disgruntled animators would go even further when they then had Jeff’s cowardice be the central reason that allows Spirit and Little Creek to finally escape the fort where they were held captive by the US Army. Later, during the film’s ending, the animators also wanted to have it so that when Colonel Michaels and his cavalry chase Spirit and Little Creek through the Grand Canyon, the cowardly Jeff would seemingly find that his loyalty to his master is greater than his cowardice, as he ends up choosing to jump into the gorge after his beloved master when the latter falls to his death. Ultimately though, the art for the Jeff’s death was never completed.

    [6] – In the OTL film and in the OTL/ITTL novel by Fusco, he is clearly meant to invoke George Armstrong Custer, in both character and appearance. For the ITTL film however, Katzenberg openly demands the film’s animators base his design and appearance off of Michael Eisner, as well as give him the name Colonel Michaels.

    [7] – Kelly Asbury meanwhile was content to ignore the whole thing and look the other way.

    [8] - One artist would go as far as to write a hidden message in multiple frames that when combined together revealed a longwinded right-wing antisemetic rant that attacked everything from Katzenberg, Disney and Jim Henson, Al Gore, and strangely JFK Jr.

    [9] – A similar occurrence happened in real life with the 1977 film ‘The Rescuers’, where one frame had an image of a topless woman hidden in the background. It went undiscovered for 20 years and was only ever discovered when the film was released on VHS in the 1990’s and people could pause the movie. Disney was eventually forced to do a recall of all VHS copies for the film in January 1999 as a result.

    [10] – While Drew Barrymore and Pamela Anderson are the same as OTL, Lara Whitehall is quite obviously not. For those who don’t remember her or know who she is, Lara Whitehall is the ITTL second stage name of Lora Mumford, or as you might otherwise recognize her by her first stage name when she was the lead singer for Halyx, Lora Ranger.

    As you may remember from the post about Halyx in the first book of the Hensonverse, Lora left the band in 1984 (which was far more successful in our timeline) and formed an all-female band called Sunset Strip. As mentioned in the chapter in question, Lora (or Lara Whitehall, which would be her new stage name after forming Sunset Strip) would get into a bit of controversy when she and her bandmates got caught in 1987 with illegal substances in their possession. The ‘scandal’ of a Disney Diva getting caught with drugs only helped her rock star career though, and as revealed in this chapter, she would follow the controversy up by, at a bit of pressure from her manager, posing nude for Playboy Magazine in June 1987.

    The famous (though some might prefer to call it infamous) cover of the issue, which would become quite iconic ITTL as one of the most memorable covers ever featured for the magazine, would feature a smirking Lora with an upturned cigarette in her mouth, dressed in nothing but her old Halyx Lora Ranger jacket, which is opened up to leave her chest completely exposed. To complete out the risqué image, Lora would don a now iconic ITTL custom-made letter red (to match her Halyx jacket) Minnie Mouse ears headband on her head, one which had an only slightly lighter red bowtie that was changed slightly to feature what resembled the Playboy bunny ears.

    You can hear more about that and how Lora’s life turned out ITTL over here in Play Along from Home, our guest-post thread for the Hensonverse as a whole, in a guest post written once again by @Nerdman3000!

    [11] – A number of the artists would desperately try to head over to Columbia to join up with Eisner/Bluth, to no success. While Eisner and Bluth might have been willing to excuse the initial “Jeff the Golden Retriever” character (which they found hilarious and would often use afterwards to mockingly refer to Katzenberg), even they had to draw the line with all the acts of sabotage on a film the group enacted and further planned to do, especially with one of the artists actual attempts to destroy the film itself.

    Their decision to refuse to hire them would only be made easier when Ted Turner, upon hearing the whole story and learning that the group had tried to then get hired at Columbia, told Eisner that, and I quote, “I sure as hellfire don’t want those little damn two-faced punks anywhere near in my goddamn studio.”

    [12] – Eric Darnell reportedly never blamed Cohn for firing him, as he realized he had ultimately forced her hand and into that situation and that he had deserved it.

    As for his future, the fact Darnell at the very least wasn’t one of the people who signed the infamous “Sabotage Agreement” and that it seemed like he only knew about the “Jeff the Golden Retriever” addition meant that he at the very least was able to eventually find work at Columbia with Eisner/Bluth as a low-level artist. It wouldn’t be until 2010 ITTL that he would finally (Spirit of the West would have been his original first stint as a director ITTL) get to direct his first animated film, Hood and the Wolf.

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    Nights with Conan
  • Conan: The Series
    From The Tome of Fantasy TV by Joseph Spellman
    Guest post by @MNM041 and @LordYam with assistance from @Plateosaurus, and Mr. Harris Syed
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    Know O prince, that while Arnold Schwarzenegger's career defining turn as Conan the Barbarian is probably the most well known adaptation of the popular fantasy series by American writer Robert E. Howard, the collection of fantasy short stories left another, equally important footnote in the world of pop culture. The television rights for the franchisr were ultimately sold to Showtime, looking for programming to compete with HBO, and William Hawkins would be selected as the creator. They began working on a more faithful adaptation in 1996, with Jason Mamoa cast as the titular Cimmerian, and filmed in Australia.

    The show first premiered in 1998, with an adaptation of the story “Tower of the Elephant” serving as the first episode. Show creator WIlliam Hawkins both wrote and directed the episode. The extended run-time was seen as something of a gamble by the studio heads but fortunately it paid off and the pilot was phenomenally well received not only by devout Howardians but by both critics and casual fans as well. The rest of the season covered more of Conan’s adventures, his growth as a thief, and his tragic friendship with the Gunderman Nestor. In the aftermath of the evil Wizard Yara’s defeat in the first episode, the King of Zamora begins to reassert his authority, resulting in Nestor being brought in to hunt Conan down. After initial enmity, the two bonded during a search of a lost city and when the dust cleared they reunited in Corinthia. When the duo is betrayed by the perfidious priest of Anu (with Nestor sacrificing himself to ensure that Conan escapes) Conan murders the priest to avenge Nestor, getting arrested for his trouble. This in turn leads to a rousing adaptation of Rogues in the House, where Conan fights the Man-Ape Thak after being dragged into the intrigues of the nobleman Murilo and the Red Priest Nabonidus. The season came to a close with an adaptation of the short story God in the Bowl. Notably there are a few changes to the source material (Conan engages the Snake Monster in an extended battle rather than merely cutting off its head like he did in the original) but even the most stalwart purist will acknowledge that some of these changes were for the best.

    The season enjoyed smash ratings and was well received - however, there was some pushback from feminist groups about both the nudity and the fact that the only prominent female character (Conan’s love interest) is ultimately a weak willed traitor. To their credit, the showrunners acknowledged this and made steps to address the issue, notably by agreeing to meet with feminist representatives in order to ask for advice on how to do things better and hiring female writers. Carrie Fisher was among them, and wrote some of the most well acclaimed episodes in the show’s run.

    1999 saw the show’s second season, with a third season being commissioned soon after the second season began airing. Moving from the dives of Zamora to the cities and wilderness of Turan, the season quickly saw Conan forced into service in the Turanian army, with the first half of the season focusing on the invasion of Turan by the armies of Hyperborea and Conan leading a desperate mission to defeat the Hyperborean’s leader, the evil Witch Queen Vammatar.

    One element of the season that was controversial at the time (and in some ways still is) is the revelation that Vammatar had previously captured Conan as a youth and forced him to be her consort. While the show never outright states it, there are subtle implications (outright confirmed by the writers) that Vammatar did in fact rape Conan by holding the lives of his comrades over his head to force him into sex. Reactions were mixed; some disliked the idea of a female raping a man, while some even saying that Conan being raped made him “a pussy.” On the other hand, the studio was flooded with letters from male survivors of sexual assault praising the show for speaking to their experiences. The blowback from feminists was also less intense than initially feared, with some even praising the fact that they were willing to tackle a complex subject.

    After Vammatar’s defeat, things slowly go downhill for Conan. His decent (if somewhat pompous) commanding officer General Celal is killed in battle and quickly replaced by another man, General Reshit. Reshit quickly proves himself the embodiment of everything wrong with civilization, culminating in him ordering the city of Razadan slaughtered despite having promised the people mercy if they surrendered. Conan’s killing of the sadistic general earns him a death sentence which is only averted when his comrade Alafdahl (Oded Fehr) springs him from prison and helps him go AWOL. The season would end with Conan in Argos, dragged before a judge after helping Alafdahl and his lady love escape arrest, culminating with Conan killing the judge and riding off into the sunrise.

    It was at this point that the show faced its most uncertain moment. The head of Showtime was replaced shortly after the third season was greenlit and he didn’t particularly see the appeal of Conan. It took a lot of behind the scenes wrangling from the showrunners but ultimately they were able to work out a deal. If the show continued to have good ratings throughout Season 3, then Conan would continue. If not, the show would be canceled. The new head agreed to the terms.

    Season 3 (2000) is an adaptation of Howard’s story Queen of the Black Coast, which features Conan’s romance with the Pirate Queen Belit (played by Australian actress Claudia Black) and her Black Corsairs. Notably, there were some changes to the original story in order to address both accusations of racism and elements of the original story that the writers felt were rather weak. Belit, while still ruthless, is shown to have somewhat of a noble side in that she’s willing to give ships a chance to surrender before raiding them, and even spares the surviving crew members of the Argus in order to win Conan over. In addition, many of her corsairs are shown to have been liberated from slavery by Belit, which helped to somewhat smooth over some of the unfortunate implications of the original story.

    After the dramatic two part opening there are two standalone episodes featuring Pirate Adventures that also serve to flesh out Belit’s past of having been raised by Black Tribesmen only to lose them when slavers massacred most of the tribe and sold the rest into slavery. Halfway through the season Conan and Belit are dragged into an adventure involving the Ibis Priest Kalanthes (whose path Conan indirectly crossed in God in the Bowl). Kalanthes (played by Alexander Siddig) is able to persuade Belit to help him in his mission by promising to use the powers of his god Ibis to help Belit learn the whereabouts of her missing tribesmen (something that Belit has long given up hope of ever knowing). The Black Corsairs and Kalanthes succeed (despite a harrowing encounter in the Well of Skelos), with Kalanthes ultimately proving good to his word and helping to divine the fates of Belit’s missing tribesmen. Belit learns that while some of them have managed to escape slavery and live happy lives, several are slated to be sacrificed in the City of Khemi as part of a holy festival to the Serpent God Set.

    This leads into the penultimate arc of the Season, wherein Conan and Belit launch a daring raid on the city of Khemi in order to save the surviving tribesmen. In the process they not only trigger a mass breakout of would be sacrifices, but also burn the Stygian fleet in the Khemi docks. Thoth Amon makes a cameo appearance, observing Conan from afar as he and Belit make their escape.

    The feelings of triumph are soon dashed by the devastating Season finale, where Belit and the rest of the Black Corsairs are wiped out by the Winged Ape, with Belit herself returning from the grave to help Conan defeat the beast. The season ends with Conan sadly walking into the jungle.

    Throughout all of this, production was extremely tense. The threat of cancellation was constantly hanging over everyone’s heads, and as such the cast and crew were constantly being pressed to make the season the best it could possibly be. Tensions did flare up on occasion, but fortunately nothing too serious happened. Ultimately however, the season did better than anyone could have imagined. Critics called it the best season yet, while ratings (which had somewhat went down during Season 2) roared to new heights during the Season. Upon the airing of the final episode, the head of Showtime personally met with the crew and told them that he was not only greenlighting Season 4, but Seasons 5 and 6 as well.

    “You could literally hear a pin drop when he said that.” William Hawkins said later. “We were all “Did we hear this right?” When we realized we had heard right, well……we were ecstatic.”

    Season 4 (2001) however, while still well received, is widely seen to have been the start of a major rift between more casual fans of Conan and devout purists. It started off with an adaptation of Red Nails, and while largely faithful to the original story did have some changes made. Some of these changes (the circumstances in which Conan and Valeria meet), met only minor grumblings but others (such as Valeria being explicitly a Lesbian) were met with much more pushback (with the worst involving outright homophobia). Still, Valeria (played by Ali Larter) was ultimately well received as a character, and her dynamic with Conan (wherein they have a strong friendship but no romance) was widely praised by female fans (it was also at this point that feminist criticism of the show began to become more muted, with some even ultimately coming to embrace the show).

    After Red Nails, Conan and Valeria both head north back to the Hyborian Lands, falling in with the legendary Mercenary Captain Amalric, the Duke of Lions. This in turn leads to Black Colossus, wherein Conan is seemingly chosen by Mitra to lead the armies of Khoraja against the diabolical Thugra Khotan. While more faithful to the original than Red Nails there are still changes (a major plot change in the adaptation is that the Shemite tribes fleeing north rather than facing Thugra’s rule offer their services to help defeat Thugra, with Conan’s decision to trust them over the objections of Yasmela and others ultimately being the thing that ensures victory). “My brother in law’s Middle Eastern” Hawkins said later, “and he felt that the dynamics of a white army fighting a horde of dark skinned people had unfortunate implications. When I reread the original story I saw that a small tribe of Nomads aided Conan and figured “well why don’t we don’t we build on that?”

    “We also had to give Thugra more of a fight”, writer Bob Dorsey said later. “We understand what Howard was going for by giving him an anti climactic death, but that wouldn’t really work on television.”

    After a final adventure in which Conan and Valeria raid the City of Kuthchemes in order to get the gold needed to free Yasmela’s brother, the season ended with Conan departing while Valeria stayed behind with her new lover Vateesa (there were also subtle hints that Yasmela was pregnant with Conan’s child, though that was never followed up on.)

    Season 5, released in 2002, would ultimately be centered around A Witch Shall Be Born. Conan arrives in the Kingdom of Khauran and earns himself a position in the guard of Queen Taramis, portrayed by Rhona Mitra. Soon afterwards her evil twin Salome (also played by Mitra) arrives and seizes control with the aid of the wicked mercenary Constantius (played by Karl Urban), leading to an iconic scene where Conan was crucified and left for dead outside the city walls. Conan is ultimately rescued by the Kozaki Hetmen Olgerd Vladislav and recruited into his horde, building up his power and reputation over the next seven months before overthrowing Olgerd (though still giving him a chance to escape with his life as payment for the latter having saved him).

    Meanwhile Khauran suffers under the debauched rule of Salome, the Falcon, and their free companion minions. One of the many characters who suffers is Khajara, a young servant who is sold into slavery when she refuses to submit herself to one of Constantius’s mercenaries and fights back. Khajara then proceeds to endure months of hell in a Turanian Nobleman’s harem before conniving her way into the harem of newly crowned King Yezdigerd (newcomer Devrim Evin).

    Ultimately, the season climaxes in an epic showdown between Conan’s Zuagir raiders and Constantius’ mercenaries, while the heroic Mathias (name changed from Valerius to avoid confusion) tries to free Queen Taramis in the chaos. The battle ultimately sees the evil Salome defeated and exposed, Taramis restored to her throne, and Constantius crucified by Conan as payback for what he did earlier in the season.

    While well received overall, the discontent from the more Howardian section of the fandom began to grow. While everyone agreed that Rhona Mitra had done a fantastic job as both Queen Taramis and Salome, some of the more purist fandom objected to giving Salome slightly sympathetic qualities and argued that she should have been completely and utterly evil. The Khajara storyline was also viewed with uncertainty, with some willing to wait and see where things would go and others seeing it as a pointless waste of time.

    Season 6 would premiere in 2003, and would be the first season since Season 2 to focus entirely on new material. It was also experimental in that Conan shared the role of protagonist with Khajara; just as Conan rises in power and prestige as the leader of a huge army, Khajara rises in power and influence in the Turanian court as she wins the heart of King Yezdigerd (played by newcomer Devrim Evin) while also becoming more and more ruthless (most chillingly demonstrated when she dances for Yezdigerd in front of the court, and when told that she can request anything she wants asks for her rival’s head on a plate). When Conan manages to defeat one of Yezdigerd’s best generals, Khajara suggests using a spy to infiltrate the horde and lure Conan into a battle he can’t win. The ruse is ultimately successful, with Conan’s army smashed outside the city of Sultanaphur and Conan only escaping through the sacrifice of his second in command Djebal. Khajara is rewarded for this by officially being made Yezdigerd’s queen, while Conan desperately tries to rescue his surviving comrades from execution.

    This led to arguably one of the most shocking scenes in the entire show, when Conan holds a knife to Khajara’s throat in order to force Yezdigerd to release the hostages, even drawing a small amount of blood before Yezdigerd caves. In a reversal from before, the more purist fans liked the scene and argued that it showed Conan wasn’t just a boy scout. More casual fans however were bitterly divided between those who felt it was a well done scene and those who felt it was overly grim.

    Despite this controversy the season continued the show’s upward trend in quality; Khajara’s romance with Yezdigerd was highly praised, with both actors being said to have phenomenal chemistry. Actor Devrim Evin was praised for giving Yezdigerd a human side while still being a fearsome tyrant, while actress Sarah Williams, who played Khajara, was given widespread acclaim for her performance as Khajara. Critics would describe her development from frightened slave girl to ruthless queen as “chilling, but entirely believable”, and Williams and Evin would both find themselves much in demand as a result.

    The season ends with Conan going further east as he and the survivors go their separate ways.

    Season 7 (released in 2004) started off with a bang, with the first half being an adaptation of People of the Black Circle. The Devi Yasmina of Vendhaya (played masterfully by Indira Varma) tries to recruit Conan to kill the evil Wizards of the Black Circle who caused her brother’s death. Conan however has his own ideas, kidnapping Yasmina in the hope that he can ransom her to free his lieutenants. Making things even more complicated is that both Kerim Shah (who contracted the Black Seers in the first place) and Khemsa (the acolyte of the Black Seers who carried out the contract) have their own conflicting plans for Yasmina. And to top it all off, the Master of the Black Seers ALSO has his own plans for the Devi, setting the stage for a massive collision.

    Now, one would expect this to result in a convoluted mess, but amazingly the writers were not only able to make the whole thing coherent, but arguably some of the best episodes in the show’s entire run. The sequence where Conan and Kerim Shah (who hate each other due to Kerim’s role in the destruction of Conan’s horde in Season 6) put aside their differences and attack Mount Yimsha is often held as not just one of the best action scenes in the show, but one of the best action sequences in all of television. Even the purist section of the fanbase, which had grown increasingly dissatisfied over the last three seasons, had nothing but nice things to say.

    “It was just like if I had been reading the book”, Howard Scholar Mark Finn said approvingly. “The hairs on the back of my neck stood up the entire time.”

    The second half of the season takes Conan to Khitai (Hyborian Era China), where Conan must thwart the evil Yah Cheing’s coup attempt against the Emperor (something that many Howard fans would find ironic given what happened in the following season.) Notably, Yah Chieng is tied to Salome (the main antagonist of Season 5), with the revelation that he was the adopted father who saved her from dying in the desert only to abandon her when she failed to live up to his standards. We are also introduced to Valerius, who plays a key role in Season 10. In the end, Conan defeats the evil wizard and returns to the Hyborian Lands with a ship full of gold. The final episode of the season, oddly, splits the focus between Conan and Khajara. Conan quickly runs through the gold he earned from the Khitain Emperor, while Khajara returns to Khauran only to find that she has become a different person, culminating in a heartbreaking scene where she realizes that she sold her soul for power….and is absolutely ok with it.

    By this point there were worries among some that the show was running its course, although strong ratings and support ensured that the show remained on the air.

    Season 8 (airing in 2005) opens up with what is arguably one of Howard’s most famous stories, Beyond the Black River. In many ways it is arguably the season that is most controversial amongst Howard purists; the Picts, rather than being portrayed as unrelenting savages, are presented as having some degree of culture and civilization while also being shown to have highly sympathetic reasons for warring with the Aquilonian colonists (even Conan, who does not like Picts, expresses some sympathy). Zogar Sag, for instance, rather than merely being beaten for stealing alcohol and getting drunk, is shown to have lost his family in the massacre of his village, with the settlement Cohnanjara being built on the remains.

    “We were getting LOTS of letters about that one. The purists hated that we weren’t following the original story 100%, but we’d kind of gotten used to that. The fact that there were native Americans who felt we were being racist was a much harder thing to address. All I can say is that adapting is tricky, and while we did the best we could, inevitably we weren’t going to please everyone. Fortunately there were also many who praised it, or at the very least acknowledged what we were trying to do.”

    After that rough start, the season shows Conan joining the Aquilonian army and earning renown when he turns a near defeat into a victory. This, however, earns him the jealousy of King Numidides, who has Conan imprisoned on trumped up charges. It is only thanks to the heroic efforts of Valeria (Returning for the first time since Season 4) that Conan escapes the headsman’s axe. Not wanting to take this lying down, Conan gathers support within the army and quickly rallies support to take on King Numidides. This all climaxes in a desperate battle to control the capital, culminating with Conan strangling King Numidides to death in front of his throne. Valeria leaves and Conan realizes that now he has to focus on actually RUNNING the kingdom.

    “Season 8 was the second time we started to worry we might be canceled,” said showrunner Billy Douglas. “In fact, I’m pretty sure that if we hadn’t brought Valeria back we WOULD have been canceled. But she brought the ratings up and that shut up the execs who were starting to doubt us”.

    Compared to earlier Seasons, Season 9 (aired in 2006) is somewhat more subdued. While still possessing action (notably the Season opener Phoenix on the Sword, which features the return of Thoth Amon, as well as the episode where Conan goes to Nemedia), there was more of a focus on Conan learning the intricacies of being a King. Notably the episode “A Matter of Justice” (written by Carrie Fisher) sees Conan being petitioned by a farmer whos daughter was raped and murdered by a nobleman for spurning his advances. Conan, being fairly straightforward, investigates and has the nobleman punished for his crime but in doing so he kicks up a hornet’s nest of nobles who are worried that they may start being held accountable for their misdeeds. We also get our first glimpses of Zenobia (played by Leighton Meester) when Conan goes to visit King Nimed for a state visit (and of course getting caught up in intrigue). While seen as slow by some, viewers would ultimately come to realize that these episodes were necessary to show Conan’s evolution into the role of King, making his decision to reject Tsotha Lanti’s offer in the Season Finale that much more meaningful.

    Still, there were signs of wear and tear come Season 10, and it did take some convincing to persuade the studio (Which was becoming nervous because of declining ratings) to let them do it. “Ratings were JUST good enough to let us do one final season, which is a good thing”. Jason Momoa said years later. “Admittedly I was getting a little tired of it even if I still loved the character; the fact that this was specifically Howard’s final story helped me power through it.”

    Indeed, Season 10 (Which aired in 2007) is in many ways the culmination of the entire show. While previous seasons had shown Conan traveling, it had never been to the extent seen in Season 10. The stakes were also far higher; while evil wizards had appeared before (notably the Master of Yimsha, Thugra Khotan and Thoth Amon), Xaltotun’s ambitions were far grander and threatened more people. It is also littered with callbacks to the earlier seasons of the show, which undoubtedly appealed to those who stuck for the show the entire journey.

    The season opens with the resurrection of the evil wizard Xaltotun of Acheron (the existence of which had been hinted at in various points throughout the show before being mentioned more frequently in Seasons 8 and 9) by the Rebel Four, who seek to use him for their own ambitions. Xaltotun, of course, has other plans but plays along with them for his own ends. After defeating Epimitreus and locking him in a deep sleep (thus keeping him from becoming a potential plot hole), Xaltotun wipes out the royal family of Nemedia with a plague, allowing Tarascus to ascend to the throne and launch an invasion of Aquilonia. Xaltotun incapacitates Conan, but seeing Conan as a potential servant spares his life and instead locks him in the Nemedian palace, where he is rescued by the beautiful Zenobia (played by Leighton Meester). With Zenobia’s help Conan escapes the dungeon and sets about trying to recover the Heart of Ahriman, the artifact which restored Xaltotun to life and the only thing that can kill him. What follows is an epic journey across the Hyborian World, with Conan traveling from Nemedia to Aquilonia, to Argos all the way to Stygia, where he finally reclaims the heart.

    The final episode of the show, An Age Undreamed Of, spared no expense in being as epic as possible and is widely held to be one of the best series finales of all time. Everything comes to a head, as Conan and his allies race to stop Xaltotun from enacting his master plan of reviving Acitheron through mass sacrifice (With Zenobia being on the sacrificial altar for dramatic effect) while his allies defeat the Nemedian army. It’s tense stuff, but of course, Conan triumphs and claims Zenobia as his queen. The show ends with a final message from Robert E Howard (voiced by Vincent D’Onofrio), which states that Conan was inevitably forced into wars of expansion for self preservation, though whether he succeeded in building an empire or perished in the attempt he does not know.

    Throughout its entire run Conan was extremely popular, and while there has been some pushback in recent years (especially with the portrayal of women and other people of color) it still has a strong fanbase, and even those who are critical of it have acknowledged that it was highly progressive for both it’s time and genre. While there are still Howard fans who take issue with some of the changes (as well as the fact that not all of the original tales were adapted), by and large the show is credited with helping to revive interest in the Cimmerian and increasing awareness of the original books (as well as helping to dispel the stereotype of Conan as a meathead who uses violence to solve everything).

    The success of the show would spawn additional pastiche stories within the canon of it, a renewed interest in Conan in the comics, and even multiple video games, published first by THQ and then by Ubisoft. All hail Conan!
     
    Dark Side of the Moon
  • Transmission 13 (1999): How This Movie made the Moon Landing Scary
    From Bloody Scary netsite, June 13, 2015
    Guest post by @MNM041 with assistance from @Plateosaurus, @Nathanoraptor and Mr. Harris Syed


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    On July 20, 1969, millions of people gathered around their televisions to watch Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong do something no human had ever done before: set foot on the moon. Since then, there have been countless myths and hoaxes about the Apollo 11 moon landing and while moon landing hoaxes are tge most famous, many others have imagined worst case scenarios of what could have happened, including the subject of today Transmission 13, notable not just for the unique mockumentary format, but for being the brainchild of someone usually not associated with [pure] horror: comedic actor Dan Aykroyd.

    Aykroyd, who wrote and directed this film, claims the idea came from a nightmare his wife Donna Dixon had after watching a documentary on the Apollo missions. In said nightmare, she was at NASA listening to recordings from the moon landing that became increasingly panicked very suddenly; after she had discussed it with Dan after waking up, that gave Dan an idea. Not long after, Aykroyd would pitch the idea to New Line Cinema executive Robert Shae, a horror film with the premise that Apollo 11 did not go the way we all remember it going. The film would be presented in a found footage or mockumentary format, complete with a tie-in special and website to help further the illusion and worldbuilding of the setting.

    Due to the fact that the format was relatively new for horror movies at the time, it led several people to mistakenly see the film believing it to be a genuine documentary. However, this was in the wake of Alan Smithee, which used similarly obscure actors and viral marketing also managed to trick a good fraction of audiences into thinking what they saw was real.

    The film would focus on Steven Linder (played by Tom Franco[1]), a freelance journalist living in Houston, who suffers from paranoia, agoraphobia, and a variety of other mental disorders. The story begins with the news that NASA has received a transmission from the original moon landing, and the US government has chosen to broadcast the message to mark the anniversary. However, upon broadcasting the transmission, many are shocked and confused to hear what sounds like the astronauts saying that their mission was based on a lie and apologize for their role in unleashing an unspecified threat. Panic and confusion seem to sweep the nation until a few days later, when the three astronauts (playing themselves) explain it away as a harmless joke that the three of them sent out and had forgotten about in the years since. Steven isn't convinced though, and plans to get the bottom of what they were talking about and soon makes shocking discoveries about a conspiracy that aliens exist, first encountered during the first moon landings - but things went wrong, way wrong. Now Steven must uncover the truth and alert the people to it, trying to figure out who he can trust and hoping that he won't meet his end before it gets out.

    Many have said this movie seems to take a few cues from the famous episode of the Twilight Zone episode “Nightmare at 2000,000 Feet” and the sci fi horror film Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Much like Shatner's character in Nightmare, Steven is mentioned as having suffered from psychotic breaks before and the legitimacy of his findings are often questioned on that basis, even by members of his own family, meaning that the film can serve as commentary for how are those with mental health problems are often not taken seriously in society with devastating consequences. However, Aykroyd stated that a good chunk was also inspired by the horror games ID Check and Apollo[2], which were also respectively about conspiracies to replace people and horror on the moon. Hitchcock also bears a notable influence on the film with its plot of an ordinary man in the wrong place and time caught in a conspiracy, as well as lots of tight, shadowy cinematography. While on that, film’s production is rather minimalist, with mostly handheld, news-style and security camera rolls making up [most of] the film's cinematography; in fact, a lot of the film was actually shot guerilla style around Texas, often without permits, with Tom Franco actually having the camera in his hands during a fair few of the scenes, which is part of why his face in only seen a handful of times throughout. Meanwhile, there is a lack of a commentary score in favor of either diegetic music, subtle droning sounds, or complete silence save sound FX. All of it adds up to making a tight claustrophobic film that certainly delivers in the unsettling creeps.

    However, most famous for the film is the exception to it: the moon footage scene, where the astronauts discovered the aliens living on the moon only for a violent altercation to break loose. Industrial Light & Magic’s effects for the scene, presented as lost moon landing footage, combined archival footage (with new voiceovers) and new ones shot to look like the former. It actually required some of the same effects that were used in Forrest Gump to effectively integrate these creatures with the actual moon landing footage. The new footage on the other hand would be shot in a soundstage, with the same kinds of cameras used for the mission to maintain consistency, aided by filters. The aliens themselves use a mix of practical and CGI effects, with Aykroyd himself saying that they tested over a dozen different designs for the aliens before they sold on the final ones, which resemble gigantic horseshoe crabs with tentacles coming out their carapaces, due to Aykroyd and special effects artist Tony Gardner both not wanting them to be humanoid, thinking that would distract from the narrative and would make it seem more unreal. Nevertheless, the aliens were only glimpsed for short periods to maintain the mystery around them, or from a distance and barely in soft focus. Even their morality is ambiguous: Are they benign? Just wanting to be left alone? Or imperialistic conquerors pulling a long game to destroy us? The ending’s implication - that the technological advances following the moon landing are the results of a “deal with the devil” made by world governments with these aliens as a peace offering in exchange for a regular shipment of humans for an uncertain purpose, with the government hiring actors to pose as them anytime people get suspicious.

    No matter what, the film also makes the moon landing scary just by reminding just how remote and desolate the moon is and away from earth, on the edge of the endless dark nothingness that reminds us we and all life on earth aren’t the biggest thing in the universe, the closest reality can get to cosmic horror. It connects it to Linder’s own struggles with his mental disorders, like anxiety and fear of wide open desolate spaces. There’s even a part where Buzz Aldrin (overdubbed by Frank Welker) discusses the psychological preparation astronauts have to go through and Armstrong the effects of readjusting to Earth after prolonged periods in space, which while not scary on its own, becomes downright disturbing when reminded that within the context of the film, where we see that as his paranoia grows and is pursued by silencing government agents, Linder has undergone similar things, only with a lot less therapy to mitigate them. The film also drew from other eerie bits of history related to the moon landing, in particular Aldrinès actual admittence of seeing strange lights that may have been a UFO, and a scene towards the end which features the astronauts reciting the IN EVENT OF MOON DISASTER speech that President Nixon would have read if the astronauts couldn't get back to Earth.

    If by any admission there's anything bad to say about the film, admittedly Transmission 13 falters in the pacing. The film often moves at a breakneck speed from scene to scene with only few fillers to connect them, which brings us to another issue, it often relies on the show don’t tell principle, but in such a wrong way that you're not entirely sure what you were just shown and could easily confuse even more astute viewers. The film itself[3] also does leave various questions you'd think they could easily address unanswered, such as whether the families of the astronauts are aware of any of this or the like. But these do not overshadow 13 at all, and are all in the minor.

    Transmission 13 did quite well upon release ($10 million budget, $27.4 million gross), and critics in subsequent years would label the film as one of the first found footage horror works[4]. This isn't quite true though - as there were several short-format works that utilized similar mockumentary style to blur the line between reality and horror, such as Daniel Myrick’s and Eduardo Sánchez’s own works coming to mind[5], as well as the infamous Cannibal Holocaust from 19 years before. Nevertheless, it was one of if not the first wide release movies in the horror genres to use the mockumentary and the emerging internet to creepy effect, and remember this was the same era where just one person could fool people just from a few pics and a link behind a veil of anonymity (which is a different kind of scary). All that said, its rather different then its successors: rather then a documentary format, most of what we see is raw footage for the doc period, unedited, and in fact by the end (shot conventionally as opposed to the found footage beforehand) Linder decides not to go through with actually finishing the doc and just leak it online as he collapses and goes to sleep, the fate of what will happen uncertain.

    While on the subject, the mockumentary footage format of Transmission 13 would not be the only wild new format that horror would use to skin-crawling effect: as the 90’s ended, so did the otherworldly horror that haunted the latter half of the decade, and in their place came the Meta- or Ironic Horror, which took more postmodern and unorthodox approaches to horror and thrillers of yesteryear, from Smart Slashers making a comeback, to much more surreal and avant garde lampoonings. And all that befittingly came from a strange and labyrinthine film based off a nightmare.[5]

    [1] Random butterflies resulted in James and Dave's other brother also getting into acting, starting with both this and some television appearances.
    [2] Stayed tuned for more on them and who made those games.
    [3] Both the aforementioned special and website, as well as future material will address them.
    [4] It won’t have the same effects Blair Witch Project had in OTL, as its marketing doesn’t try to pretend its real for the most part. This will mean the online horror community of the 2000’s and creepypastas will look very different ITTL (indeed, the term Creepypasta will not even exist, being coined in 2007 IOTL on a site liable to be butterflied)
    [5] The Blair Witch Project itself is butterflied to being within the Fiction Zone (conceived around 1993 and didn’t start production until 1997), with Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez instead making several short horror films and an anthology series starting in 1997 (yes, including Nocturns) rather than a feature length film. They will generally be ignored for a while, only getting notability with future projects of them in the mid-2000s.
    [6] The film will eventually get a legacy sequel in the 2010’s that explores the world 20 years on after Linder’s leak.
     

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  • Where Dinosaurs Roam and The Saga of Life: A Lookback
    Danny Thor-Diggs for I Picture Pachycephalosaurs netlog, November 27, 2018

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    What hasn’t been said about the British Broadcasting Corporation's Saga of Life? From 1999 to 2007, this documentary series used innovative CG and practical FX once reserved for film use to tell the story of life on earth, from trilobites in the cambrian to dodos in our time, and naturally dinosaurs across three series and several specials. It captivated all kinds of audiences, from science lovers and nascent paleontalkers[1] (including myself), to even those that normally wouldn’t even watch such shows. No doubt was how it presented itself and committed to being a nature documentary proper rather then a mere dinosaur one. In a sea of dino-docs that were simple talking head interviews and B-rolls of field and lab work, with the occasional short reconstruction bit that rarely rose above “decent” effects-wise, the Saga of Life felt as revolutionary as the first terrestrial lifeforms.

    Although all that said, the nature documentary format of WDR was not necessarily novel: it had some forerunners. In 1987 and 1995, Disney had produced separate three-part series respectively called Dino Safari and Ice Age Safari, which featured two hosts interacting with prehistoric animals in their time, while a 1994 Italian documentary used a similar format for a four-part series hosted by writer and personality Piero Angela. However, what the Saga of Life did differently was, rather than have a human “host”, it did something similar to an Attenborough documentary, in which the lives of animals were documented with a camera accompanied by narration.

    Naturally, everything started with Where Dinosaurs Roam[2] in 1999. It was born three years earlier in 1996 with a request by then higher-up Jana Bennett. She wanted to make the Beeb’s science programs more ambitious, increasing both the science output of the BBC and the bar of science programming - she had mainly asked for suggestions on geology, world history, medicine, and natural history. Tim Haines, then a producer for Horizon, was one of those who was first to respond, and prehistory seemed like a good topic.

    Tim Haines’ original idea was much closer to the standard talking head-centric model, and revolved around the history of palaeontology, using a mixture of CG, practical FX, and 2D animation to render brief sequences depending on the time period discussed. However, the Beeb deemed the initial pitch not ambitious enough to go forward with, so it was back to the drawing board. Overseeing another nature documentary led to Haines to the realisation: if the whole programme was one long reconstruction then he could make it look and feel like a proper nature documentary. Haines’ original plan for the series was to go chronologically backwards in time Cenozoic, but the producers above him felt that outside of the Ice Age, the era didn’t have the mass appeal needed. Instead, Haines pitched a Mesozoic-based series principally because in the 90’s, dinosaurs were certainly in, with films like Carnosaur, the Jurassic Park films, and Dinotopia leading the hype.

    Haines and James would be the writers and directors for the entire series. First to be filmed was a short pilot under six minutes in Cyprus, with species from the Oxford Clay. It wasn’t much, just five species featured, but it was enough to convince the higher-ups to greenlight it. Where Dinosaurs Roam would thus gain a budget for seven episodes, (they negotiated up from six) - whilst it was The two would recall going through all sorts of ideas for these episodes.

    They agreed to go chronologically, from the earliest dinosaurs in the Late Triassic to the mass extinction at the end of the Late Cretaceous, and would feature a mix of well-known and obscure creatures - from the famous dinosaurs, to ones that only even slightly casual paleontalkers and those in palaeontological circles would know about. Let's face it: seeing the usual array of Rex-Trike-Raptors-Apato-Steg + Ptero can get boring after a while, and it's always fun to see new things; indeed, if widespread enough a work can even elevate them to stock status. Just look at how The Land Before Time really brought raptors into mainstream back in 1987 or Cearadactylus after Jurassic Park in 1993.

    For production, the series’ effects would be handled by two London-based groups: the CG animation was by FX company Framestore[3]; this was not going to be the case however, as none other than the American VFX giant Industrial Light and Magic was approached, given their successes on two dinosaur films, but they were turned down after revealing the exuberant costs of rendering just one scene. Physical effects on the other hand, like puppet heads and animatronics were done by Thunderbird; the latter’s creator Gerry Anderson himself became an executive producer for the series. They would subsequently film in various locations across four continents, from New Zealand to Botswana to Chile - wherever there were no grasses growing, there they were, bringing to life over 45 prehistoric creatures.

    That number is quite for a TV miniseries lot to ask for, with a high amount that could go wrong and overbudget, so Framestore did quite a few things to help save on budget: they would recycle models for several animals at a time rather then make new ones wholesale, typically of related ones, and they shot on TV rather then film, which due to lower resolution total would mean less to render. A couple video game animators were even hired out to fast track the process. It paid off: the effects would win many Animation and VFX awards the next year and would be widely praised by just about everyone. Also, longtime Natural History Unit collaborator George Fenton was commissioned for the score, while cinematography was similarly handled primarily by Hugh Maynard in his first big role.

    While Attenborough himself was initially asked to narrate Where Dinosaurs Roam as part of the authentic nature doc angle, he, whilst being fascinated by the premise, apologetically turned it down. Many actors were thus then considered for the series’ narrator, from thespians Kenneth Branagh to dames Judi Dench and Julie Andrews, to even musicians like Ringo Starr. It was ultimately decided however to cast Jurassic Park star Pierce Brosnan as narrator. Whilst this may have seemed like stunt-casting, it was nothing of the sort - in fact, it was Brosnan who had approached the BBC, not the other way around. Brosnan (whose other paleo-forays include narrating the Dinosaur Isle short film for the institute of the same name on the Isle of Wight and campaigning against the private sale of Tyrannosaurus specimen Sue) commented, “In the aftermath of Jurassic Park, I gained quite an appreciation for the science of palaeontology and became friends with a number of palaeontologists. When I heard of the project from a palaeontologist friend, I immediately offered my services to the BBC - this was revolutionary.”

    Most importantly for a documentary however would be the scientific advisors, who would be vital to keeping things as accurate as possible. A panel of experts was hired, consisting of an assortment of palaeontologists from around the world, each specialising in a different field, totalling up to 100[?], including such luminaries as Phil Currie, Paul Sereno, Kent Stevens, David Norman, Jørn Hurum, Michael Benton, with Angela Milner of the British Natural History Museum[4] as principal advisor for the series.

    Finally, other channels from around the world would also pitch in as co-producers and financiers: on the continental side, France’s France 3 and Germany’s ProSeiben were in association but not much is known, Japan’s TV Asashi and Canada’s CBC were major contributors, but the biggest one was Discovery Network of the US, already having distribution rights for many of the BBC’s shows stateside.

    With all that said, I know loyal readers came for the episodes, so without further ado, lemme list ‘em and my thoughts!

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    The series began at the very start of the age of the dinosaurs with “Dry Eden”, set in Argentina in the Late Triassic. It follows a female Eoraptor struggling to eke out a living in its floodplain home during the dry season and in the shadow of other animals, most prominently the giant crocodilian relative Saurosuchus. The episode notably withholds most of the appearances of other dinosaurs for most of its runtime save for Eoraptor. Only in the last eight minutes of the episode do other dinosaurs appear: first comes the mule-sized early theropod Herrerasaurus , specifically a mated pair who finish off the old male Saurosuchus as he dies from an infected wound and the “prosauropod” Riojasaurus migrate into the floodplain once the rains come, showing the age of the dinosaurs has truly begun.

    I admit the plot's a bit haphazard in places, and the CG isn't the best, but it’s a good start to the series. I like how since the focal species are on the small side we see things from their perspective often, resulting in making the other species look bigger and imposing, selling the idea of dinosaurs in the episode not as creatures whose rise was inevitable, but simply lucky underdogs who were in the right place at the right time - which arguably makes it all the more fascinating.

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    According to Jasper James, the plan for the second episode was to be on Early Jurassic North America, but the episode was sadly negated due to budget constraints (basically, it came down to a Cretaceous Mongolia episode or an Early Jurassic episode - they picked the former). So the Late Jurassic was moved up from the third. “Land of the Earthshakers” took place in the western United States’ famous Morrison Formation, which contains such iconic giants like Diplodocus, Stegosaurus, and Allosaurus, but also a few of the smaller and less-represented denizens like the theropod Ornitholestes and the ornithopod Camptosaurus.

    Diplodocus itself is the focal species for the episode, with the episode following a clutch from birth to adulthood, constantly having to dodge hungry predators and the elements if they want to grow to their colossal adult size. Yes, this means a whole lot of babies die - sorry, everyone, the Mesozoic was really like this! (And, besides, others have done it gorier).

    Nevertheless, I definitely consider it the best of the seven episodes in the series, for in my opinion embodying everything great about the series: an epic scale, yet subdued and realistic in many ways, knowing when to pull its punches, and also has aged the most gracefully. It also sets the template for the rest of the series, the way the environment is just as much an obstacle for the subjects to survive as the predators and other aggressive species.

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    Staying in the Late Jurassic, the third episode would be based around England, specifically marine reptiles of the Kimmeridge Clay, 146 million years ago, with the ichthyosaur Grendelius as the focal species and the token dinosaur being an early Tyrannosauroid, there depicted as beachcombing and semiaquatic. Whilst it was originally meant to be based around the Oxford Clay Formation, but this was changed a third through, as the Oxford Clay was from before the last episode’s time (152 mya): plesiosaur Cryptoclidus was now Kimmerosaurus, icthyosaur Ophthalmosaurus was now Grendelius. As for Eustreptospondylus, well…The swimming theropod in the final episode was called a “stokesosaur” at the time, was based on a skeleton found in Kimmeridge Clay in 1984 that, whilst then undescribed, we now know as Juratyrant.

    However, the most notable creature of the lineup was the giant Pliosaurus, here restored as a sperm whale-sized leviathan that is the apex predator of the Jurassic seas, hunting and frightening off most of the other animals seen in the episode (albeit in a realistic way), even ambushing the stokesosaur in the intro in the manner orcas in Patagonia are known to do, only to tragically get beached at the end. While the science regarding the creature hasn’t aged well, it's still a stellar episode.

    The episode would also gain infamy for the same CG models of its marine creatures being reused in DC’s Aquaman (also being done at Framestore) a year later as a budget-saving measure. Mike Milne, CGI director at Framestore, recalled in an interview, “Aquaman was being rendered down the hall, and the team who were working on that asked permission to use the marine reptile models for Where Dinosaurs Roam, only reskinned - partly to save money and partly because Antony Hicox really wanted the marine reptiles to look accurate - and Where Dinosaurs Roam already had those effects. Of course, Aquaman - and the Oscar we won for it - was our big break.” Milne would dryly go on to note that many DC fan sites get it the wrong way round - the models weren’t created for Aquaman (of course, I like both, personally).

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    Moving onto the Cretaceous period, the episode “Odyssey by Sky” chronicled the Brazilian pterosaur Tropeognathus, which thanks to one advisor’s theories[5] is a species of the related Anhanguera. We follow one old male as he migrates across the nascent Atlantic 125 million years ago to reach its mating grounds, but must deal with everything that could impede it, from bad storms, other pterosaurs, parasites, to predators, like Britain’s giant-clawed Baryonyx (which would, a mere two years later, ascend to further infamy as the main antagonist of the third Jurassic Park movie), who memorably, after narrowly failing to catch the Anhanguera in a very tense, memorable sequence, ambushes a baby Iguanodon[6] to eat. Sadly, by the time the old male reaches the mating grounds he’s too late to get the best females, and dies from heatstroke, malnutrition and an infected wound inflicted from his escape from the Baryonyx. that sets off the waterworks.

    This episode has the largest scale of any episode in the series (or the whole damn franchise) as the Anhanguera traverses the continents and showing the changes in thee Early Cretaceous, caused by the splitting of the continents and the formation of the oceans: we see the storms the ocean produces rains that create lush floodplains and how this changing world has led to the evolution of new groups of plants, such as flowers, and animals, such as spinosaurs, iguanodonts and ankylosaurs, in easily my favourite episode of the series.

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    The southern reaches of Gondwana (now southern Australia), 107 million years ago would be the next location featured, titled “Ghosts of the Silent Forest”, which featured a mixed group of both Leaellynasaura and Minmi in a symbiotic relationship preparing for the polar winter. Given the lacklustre nature of Australia’s Meozoic record in the 90’s the lineup is based on several fossil formations across a 15 million-year span all mashed together: that means we get taxa like Leaellynasaura itself and the amphibian Koolasuchus appearing after they went extinct, or Muttaburrasaurus before it even evolved. Hell, the Polar Allosaur was based off a fragmentary astralagus that still isn’t named (and is now thought to be a megaraptoran, but that’s a divergence). While on the negative note, there is something about the episode that makes it for me the least good of the series. Maybe it’s the fact that a lot of the cast was hodgepodged the comparatively dull storyline. Nevertheless, the rather small scale and intimate nature of the episode makes it work as an interesting breather. In addition, it’s a nice change for small ornithopods to be the focus of an episode, rather than ‘raptor chow’ or background characters.

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    The penultimate episode, “Desert Winds Blowing”, would be the last to be filmed, and tackled the concept of feathered dinosaurs living in Mongolia, inspired by key discoveries from both Mongolia and nearby China. There were just three feathered dinosaurs, focal species Gallimimus, Oviraptor, Velociraptor, inspired by the then-recently discovered Sinosauropteryx, with their feathering mostly being limited to a protofeather covering on the body, with pennaceous feathers on the arms, feathery crests on the Gallimimus’ heads and plumes along the back and tail of the Velociraptors - Milne commented that just rendering them cost more than most of the other creatures put together.

    Back to the episode, the feathers inform much of the plot and presentation via how they were used by the three: we see Oviraptors use their downy feathers to incubate their eggs and insulate themselves at night, the flock of Gallimimus we follow use vibrant feathers in courtship displays, and Velociraptors use theirs for camouflage when hunting, and all of them use the feathers for keeping cool in the hot conditions. It’s a fascinating use, as is the wide-lens cinematography that shows off the hot, wide, desert environment - showing that these feathered dinosaurs are dwarfed by the land they live in. While there is a feeling of sameness in the story, this is generally a solid episode.

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    The series concludes with “End of the Line”, set in New Mexico at the very end of the Mesozoic right as the asteroid was approaching, and presenting the world as one where environmental factors have conspired to put dinosaurs in a tight spot. Naturally, Tyrannosaurus rex is the focal species, specifically a father[7] raising its chicks in a world where it seems where even the herbivores pose a threat, like the armoured Ankylosaurus; sadly all of them perish when the Chicxulub asteroid crashes and sends literal shockwaves across Earth and wiping out everything in easily one of the saddest moments in the franchise.

    Fortunately, the series ultimately ends on a high note with a montage of birds in our time intercut with the theropods of the series, as Pierce explains that the dinosaurs live on, in the form of their descendants, the birds. It’s a great finale that does a good job of showing both the tragedy of the extinction and the continuing success of dinosaurs.

    As you can tell, the series had one of the largest rosters for any palaeo-doc ever, but there could have been even more, as several species were deleted from the scripts (although retained in tie-in books). For one example, the then newly-discovered allosaur Neovenator was to appear in “Odyssey by Sky” where it was frightened off from a kill by the Baryonyx (showcasing allosauroid-type theropods as ‘yesterday’s news’) but was cut due to lack of space. Others were cut because of advisors’ advice; Pisanosaurus for example was going to appear in “Dry Eden” as an ornithopod, but Paul Sereno argued that the original specimen was actually chimaeric and was, therefore, invalid - it was then removed from the script. While on it, the cutting of Pisanosaurus led to Camptosaurus being added to “Land of the Earthshakers” as a way of introducing both ornithopods and their unique chewing jaws amongst dinosaurs.

    And no, there are no pachycephalosaurs in the last two episodes (I am contractually obligated to answer this at this point), nor were they even considered for the series.

    With so many species for a nonfiction work, it’s quite the miracle Where Dinosaurs Roam isn’t disjointed in any way. Quite the opposite: I love how each episode subtly builds upon one another in showing the evolution of dinosaurs and other life without being obvious or forced, such as feathered creatures growing more prominent as shifting continents create colder weather conditions. The common reuse of models for closely related taxa also helps in many regards.

    Where Dinosaurs Roam proved a tremendous success when it premiered on October 4, 1999, episodes would score on average 15 million views, a record for any science program in the UK. Certainly helping the success was an advertising blitz and all kinds of merchandise for it: books, toys, and even an open world video game; later in the 2000’s came both touring exhibits, a live show that utilised huge puppetry, and even a few films[8]. Over the further course of the decade, other channels would follow suit in creating docs on prehistory and particularly those where the dinosaurs came first, from Discovery Network, to SmithsonianTV, to National Geographic; even the BBC tried to recapture WDR’s lightning in a bottle. You know which ones I’m talking about that I’ve covered before. They range from pretty good, to forgettable, to really bad.

    However, WDR’s greatest legacy would be how many creatures would be elevated. Even today, many of their once obscure creatures, whenever depicted, owe something to Where Dinosaurs Roam. Just some examples are:

    • Quetzalocatlus, appeared in “End of the Line” as a heron-like spear-fisher. This informed many artistic depictions throughout the 2000s - and proved remarkably accurate, in hindsight, given a study just a few years later that Quetzalcoatlus was a stork-like feeder, albeit on land.
    • Baryonyx had blue colouration, notably on the sides and on its head (a behind the scenes book gave the rationale of both display and breaking up its silhouette from the fish it hunted), and I swear that every Baryonyx since has been patterned after either it or the one from Jurassic Park 3. The alliterative catchiness of the phrase “Blue Baryonyx” likely helps.
    • Pliosaurus (and many of its relatives - most notably Kronosaurus and Liopleurodon) was infamously portrayed as a 50ft giant coloured like an orca that lead its to appear in all sorts of cheap B-movies, shlock works and toys; Blame that on the influence of secondary advisor Dave Martill, who had some pretty gonzo theories regarding both marine reptiles and pterosaurs that even at the time were quite suspect, and cited some misidentified sauropod vertebrae from the Peterborough Museum as proof.
    • Since the series was their first notable appearance in any form of paleomedia, pretty much all of Dry Eden’s Ischigualasto lineup saw increased appearances in books, docs, and even fiction.
    Naturally, the success guaranteed the greenlighting of further instalments. Primarily there were series about both the Cenozoic and the Palaeozoic[9], but there was also the Chased by… specials with nature show host Nigel Marvin actually in situ and interacting with the dinosaurs, much as other nature shows have done and is considered to be the codifier for the Safari subgenre of palaeodocs. Of course, retrospectives on those are for other days. Haines and James even started up their own production company, giving it the name Fantasticalia[10].

    That said, the show wasn’t spared of criticism at the time - many science pundits viewed the nature doc-style presentation as presenting speculation as fact - now, the making of special, acknowledged a lot of this, in my view, but, hey, they’re welcome to their opinion…

    My main personal criticisms with the series is that it often seems overstuffed and superfluous, with some species appearing as “one-scene wonders” and others in the background; I think it could have benefited from a few more cuts. Indeed, after the series was done and into the mid-2000’s, the show had a bit of a backlash, with many paleontalkers viewing it as overhyped and pretentious.

    Meanwhile, even I felt that at the time that the Beeb had overhyped and merchandised the hell out of the show too much - you couldn’t go anywhere in 2000 without seeing “Where Dinosaurs Roamed: Big Prehistoric Safari” or whatever in book stores or libraries or on bus ads or in reruns. It really wanted to milk the cash cow as long as it lasted, but anyone who works in advertising knows that overhyping kills a work all the quicker.

    But in the end the Saga of Life overall was a long-term success, an influential documentary that was arguably the crown jewel of intermillennial Dinomania and elevated a previously unremarkable and nondescript genre of documentary to new heights that would continue to influence up into the the following decades, and undoubtedly will continue to in the years to come.

    All the while, Tim Haines was already thinking about the next project for him, like speculative documentaries that went further into outright meta-biology[11]. However particular, he looked at Where Dinosaurs Roam, and thought about using the same CG effects to bring prehistory into the present in a more literal way. This new project that would in time be named Primeval[/URL][12].

    [1] ATL slang for fan of dinosaurs andotherprehistoriclife and media of them, equivalent to OTL’s Palaeonerd.
    [2] The Walking with Dinosaurs title IOTL was actually a placeholder, based on Tim Haines misremembering the name of Dances with Wolves. Here, he rereads the title, and changes his mind to something different.
    [3] In OTL, eight twin-processor NT boxes, at times augmented with the SGI workstations, were used. Here, different computers and hardware are used by Framestore, that allow for more powerful rendering software.
    [4] IOTL Dave Martill was the lead advisor instead, who would promote some of the… odder things presented, like oversized pliosaurs and pterosaurs. He is merely one of the many secondary advisors here among the 100.
    [5] - Now, this has never been theorised OTL, but due to random butterflies, a study argues that all ornithocheirid material from that time period should be classified as Anhuagera (because taxonomy for ornithocheirids is one big clusterf*ck). Now, many will argue that this is just kicking the can down the road (rather than trying to lump them all into Ornithocheirus… which the study said was a nomen dubium)
    [6] Baryonyx was planned for OTL, but seems to have been replaced by some very misplaced Utahraptors. By any rate, the raptor quota will be filled by “Desert Winds Blowing”
    [7] As opposed to a female, here in reference to the parental care behaviour ratite birds do, where it’s mostly the males raise the chicks.
    [8] One will simply just be a compilation film, the other two will be original films in the vein of Sea Monsters: A Prehistoric Adventure.
    [9] IOTL the subsequent series were treated as spinoffs of WWD rather then proper series due to the out of order, but this doesn’t happen ITTL.
    [10] As opposed to OTL Impossible Pictures. Fantasticalia’s name is meant to invoke both psychedelia and saying “Fantastical? Yeah!” in a thick Northern accent.
    [11] ATL term for speculative evolution ITTL.
    [12] There was a similar inception for that series in OTL. Stay turned for how that one will go courtesy of @Nathanoraptor.
     
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    Hale the Taxi
  • Syed asked for this to be submitted. Here it goes everyone.


    Storytellers: Robert De Niro On The Making of Taxi Story (1999)
    From Harry Osmondson and Zak Mullerstein of National Public Radio, September 2006
    Guest post by Mr. Harris Syed with assistance from @Plateosaurus


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    Robert De Niro, the director of Taxi Story circa 1999 (Image source: IMDB)

    Harry: New York City, the Big Apple, the City of Dreams, the City That Never Sleeps and the Empire City, it is the largest metropolis in all of the United States known among many things for its landmarks, pizza, subways, vibrant entertainment scene, it's reputation as a melting pot of different ethnicities and last but definitely not least the medallion taxi known simply as the taxi, these iconic yellow cars that dot every corner of the city. Since the turn of the century, the medallion taxis have brought millions of New York residents from place to place no matter their borough though not without their fair share of trouble but nonetheless have cemented their place as an iconic staple of the Big Apple’s culture as much as the pizza, the subways and Broadway with the taxi making multiple appearances in film and television over the years most notably the psychological thriller Taxi Driver and the sitcom Taxi. Though taxis are commonplace in many American cities, the New York taxi is the most famous and iconic. And though New York will evolve, the taxi will continue to be a part of the fabric of the city for a very long time.

    Zak: New York has also been the birthplace of many famous actors and directors that made their mark on the filmmaking industry from Ving Rhames and Scarlett Johansson to Martin Scorsese and the subject of today’s episode, Oscar winner Robert De Niro, who decided to direct and star in a feature-length ode to New York taxi drivers with a comedic twist.

    Harry: I’m Harry Osmondson, writer and occasional co-host of the Storytellers vidcast.

    Zak: And I’m Zak Mullerstein, the man behind Storytellers.

    Harry: Today, we will discuss 1999’s Taxi Story with it’s director De Niro himself. Hello, Mr. De Niro.

    Robert: Hello, Harry and Zak. I’m glad to be your guest for the show.

    Harry: Thank you, De Niro. We wanted to discuss Taxi Story which was your third directorial effort after A Bronx’s Tale and Holy Rollers! all of which are part of the “New York Tales” trilogy.

    Zak: It’s not the first time the vidcast has covered thematic trilogies. Two years ago, I did an interview with Steven Spielberg on 1997’s The Diary of Anne Frank and it’s place in the films collectively known as the “Holocaust Trilogy” that Spielberg produced or directed which include 1990’s Maus and 1992’s Schindler’s List. You are not the first filmmaker to do a thematic trilogy centering around the same subject matter.

    Robert: Well I don’t like to brag because Steven’s Holocaust Trilogy is something to behold just like mine. You know, I’ve always had a strong connection to New York City as I was born and raised there. Hell, I appeared in Scorsese’s Mean Streets and Taxi Driver which as you know took place when the Big Apple was in a state of decay. I played mobster Charlie Cappa and the eponymous taxi driver Travis Bickle in those movies respectively though Travis ended up as my breakout performance as an actor and I am very much glad I starred in Taxi Driver.
    Harry: That’s all fine and dandy, Mr. De Niro. But we (especially younger generations) want to know why you made Taxi Story your next movie in a long and illustrious career on the silver screen[1].

    Robert: It’s funny you say that because New York’s taxis are some of the best in the nation and I can say that almost no resident in the city including myself can simply resist taking a ride in these charming yellow vehicles. I had this vague idea for a comedy-drama about a taxi driver in New York going on all sorts of crazy hijinks throughout the Five Boroughs while I was doing Holy Rollers!. It wasn't until I watched my friend Joe Pesci in Penny Marshall's Kandi did the story and characters come to fruition in my mind and I brought in Chazz Palminteri from A Bronx Tale to pen the script for what became Taxi Story. In fact, Pesci’s performance as the stern yet kindly Joseph LaRocca was what inspired the film’s main character, Jake Sabatini of the Lucky Medallion Taxi Company.

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    Joe Pesci + New York Taxi + Robert De Niro = Comedy gold (Images sources: IMDB and New York Times)

    Zak: Speaking of Pesci, were there any challenges that could have prevented him from signing onto the film?

    Robert: No, not at all. Pesci was extremely enthusiastic about working with me again after Holy Rollers! since he enjoyed shooting the film so much with me as soon as I handed him the script.

    Harry: When you finished the script for Taxi Story, you pitched it to a couple of studios including Disney's Hyperion, Columbia, and Tri-Star but they turned down your movie before it ended up with Universal's Hollywood Pictures. What were the reasons for these studios rejecting the movie?

    Robert: Well, Columbia was my and Chazz's first choice since they worked on A Bronx Tale and Holy Rollers! but they were more interested in the disaster movie Hammer of God. Then we went to the higher-ups at Hyperion and asked if they were interested but we got a call from them and learned that they passed on the script in favor of Sam Mendes' American Beauty. As for Tri-Star, we negotiated with the studio and they came close to making the movie. But then a representative of Hollywood contacted us and asked if they could negotiate the rights to the script. We said yes and started another set of negotiations with Hollywood and Universal. As it turned out, Jeffrey Katzenberg and Thomas Murphy liked our idea and they really wanted to work with me as well as Pesci. Three weeks after the negotiations with Universal began, Taxi Story would be greenlit at Hollywood with me as director.

    Now that I had a script, a studio and my friends on board, the next task was finding the right actors to bring the story to life.

    Zak: For the rest of the cast, it’s a well-known fact that you largely wanted New York actors to play the New York characters and some suspect personal bias on your part for the big roles. Do you see it that way?

    Robert: I wouldn’t say personal bias. Think of it as the actors lending authenticity to the film and representing New York as a whole. I don’t have anything against non-New York actors in the film as a whole but Taxi Story is a story about the Big Apple so I sought to find as many actors from the area as possible though I did make some exceptions.

    Besides Pesci as Jake, I played his most frequent passenger and former Vietnam War veteran turned grocery store owner Richard “Rick” Giuliano. We had an odd couple relationship with each other as the Brooklyn-born Jake was a resentful, cynical taxi driver stuck in a lowly position in life after flunking out in school and failing to become a Yankeed pitcher whereas I was a Manhattan-born store owner content with his life and had a family which caused quite a bit of conflict between our characters but we nonetheless got together and bonded over the things we had in common, especially near the end. Joining us in Taxi Story was Sigourney Weaver as my wife Jean, Aleksa Palladino as my daughter Rachael, Chad Michael Murray as my son Michael, Danny Aiello as Long Island pianist John Rocco, Eddie Murphy as Queens stand-up comedian Cedric Ryder, Rosario Dawson as Rachael’s best friend Jennifer “Jenny” Vasquez and Chazz Palminteri as Jake's boss Gerald Savino. For the other supporting characters, I had some of my friends from Holy Rollers! appear in the film in supporting roles such as Rosie Perez as Brooklyn dance instructor Felicia Lopez, Frank Vincent as retired New York City Police Department (NYPD) sergeant Andrew Rinaldi, Harvey Keitel as Bronx community counselor George Aaronvich, and Lucy Liu as next door neighbor Wendy Wong. We also had bit part actors and extras from the Five Boroughs of New York most notably Paul Dano as the nerdy Jacob and Debra Messing as hospital nurse Alice. I even got Marty to make a brief but memorable cameo appearance as I did with Holy Rollers!.

    The actors I chose for the cast reflected New York’s reputation as a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities as you mentioned before and wanted to reflect this fact onscreen. That said, there were some casting choices that didn't make the cut: For instance, I approached Maggie Gyllenhaal for the part but said no as she didn't want to do another New York film after Five Boroughs. We also had Al Pacino and Sandra Oh interested in the parts of Andrew and Wendy respectively but as much as I like these actors, I chose not to cast them as Frank and Lucy were natural fits for the roles.

    Zak: There have been many films and television shows set and (in some cases) shot in New York City most notably King Kong, It Happened One Night, North by Northwest, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Annie Hall, Planet of the Apes, The Godfather trilogy, The Warriors, Escape from New York, Spider-Man and Victor: The Professional among many others including the aforementioned Taxi Driver. Taxi Story as with your other movies in the New York Tales trilogy drew much attention from the locals because of your reputation and there were many that wanted to be in the movie even if they were extras with no lines. On set, you were New York’s king.

    Robert: (laughs) Absolutely.

    Harry: As a film set in New York, you were adamant that Taxi Story should be shot on location and wouldn’t shoot it anywhere outside of the city to Hollywood executives. It all worked out in the end as you got your wish and you were able to shoot the film in each of New York’s Five Boroughs. Being a native of the Big Apple, you were pretty lucky.

    Robert: Yeah, I had plenty of luck in stipulating that Taxi Story would be shot in New York City and the execs knew not to get into a feud with me.

    Zak: When it came to shooting the film in New York, you wanted to depict every landmark in the city including but not limited to the Empire State Building, the State of Liberty, the Twin Towers, Central Park, the Brooklyn Bridge, Times Square, Broadway, Yankee Stadium, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Grand Central Terminal, Chrysler Building, Shea Stadium, Radio City Music Hall, Ellis Island and St. Patrick’s Old Cathedral. Some people have joked that Taxi Story should be called New York Landmark Story because of the characters interacting with New York’s most famous landmarks. That being said, not every New York landmark made it into the film as some were left out most notably St. Patrick’s Cathedral, Madison Square Garden and Washington Square Park. It’s rather inaccurate to say that the film depicts every New York landmark contrary to popular belief.

    Robert: (laughs) I tried as best I could to showcase the best of New York through these wonderful and amazing landmarks but I did want to keep the focus on Jake and Richard.

    Harry: Besides the landmarks, you had a steady shooting schedule of four months between May and August 1998 in all of the Five Boroughs. How was the experience on set directing the actors and yourself compared to A Bronx Tale and Holy Rollers!?

    Robert: Not that different from those films since I had a great time with the cast and crew though the biggest difference is that Taxi Story was not set in a specific neighborhood or borough like say Little Italy in Holy Rollers! or the Bronx in A Bronx Tale. This was a film meant to represent New York as a whole and I along with Chazz crafted the story as such.

    Zak: The film has been compared to (in some aspects) Taxi Driver as both involve playing a taxi driver who develops a special bond with someone, have “Taxi” in their name, depict a specific time period in New York history, are character studies about a man with deep-seated problems, involve you in a significant role and an appearance from Martin Scorsese. However, the two films couldn’t be more different in tone and identity as Taxi Story is a lighthearted comedy-drama about two men forging a friendship while Taxi Driver is a grim thriller about an increasingly insane vigilante. How do you feel about these comparisons?

    Robert: I wouldn’t say they’re entirely unfair since they have similarities though Taxi Story and Taxi Driver diverge significantly from each other in many ways as you mentioned before. I mean, Jake Sabatini is a more well-adjusted individual than Travis Bickle ever will be. I also made Taxi Story as a T-rated movie that older kids and teenagers can enjoy including my own to see New York at its best whereas I wouldn’t recommend Taxi Driver to these kinds of audiences as it’s meant to focus on New York’s darker side.

    Harry: In one of the film’s most memorable scenes, Pesci’s Jake is having a conversation with your character Richard on your favorite New York baseball teams with the conversation itself turns into a heated argument resulting in Richard being thrown out and your relationship is left strained at least (spoilers!) you reconcile later with Jake learning the importance of reaching out to others even the passengers inside his taxi. However, it’s become a well-known fact that it was improvised and not in the original script. How did Pesci come up with the scene?

    Robert: While we were shooting the scene with Jake and Richard in the taxi, Pesci happened to come across an extra holding baseball cards with the MLB’s New York Yankees, the New York Mets, the Brooklyn Dodgers and the New York Giants. You all know that the Dodgers and Giants leaving for California left a gap in New York baseball before the Mets arrived and Pesci just thought that it would make sense for his character to be a fan of the Dodgers and the Mets to stick to the Yankees which caused a ruckus within the taxi. It was unexpected but hilarious and fit perfectly with the difficult journey for Jake and Richard to become friends[2].

    Harry: Another memorable scene is the end where Pesci’s Jake is having Christmas dinner with Richard at his home with Jean, Rachael, Michael, John, Cedric, Jenny, Gerald and the other passengers present grateful for his service. Since the film was not shot around or near Christmas, you had to create fake snow on set to make it look as such[3].

    Robert: Well, the technical crew went the extra mile to create a holiday atmosphere for the last scene.

    Zak: Pesci was undeniably the star of Taxi Story and delivered a wonderfully funny performance of a jerk with a heart of gold who slowly becomes less cynical over time and befriends a man from a different background including his family. While it won’t ever surpass his tour-de-force role as Vinny LaGuardini in My Cousin Vinny or some of the other roles Pesci has done over the years, Jake is one of his best. Do you think Pesci was the best actor in the film?

    Robert: While I don’t deny that Pesci is a great performer in Taxi Story, I don’t think it’s the only good one. You’ve got me as the kindly father Jake and Eddie as the ever so-funny Cedric and we both brought some laugh-out moments in the film. It’s just that Pesci is naturally skilled in comedy and most people will watch him for that beyond his tough guy exterior.

    Harry: Speaking of tough guys, you and Pesci are known for tough guys and criminals but Taxi Story and some of your films have shown you can play nice guys even those who are well-intentioned but flawed.

    Robert: You know, many of us have children and we can’t show some of our films to them because they’re inappropriate so we make films that older kids can enjoy along with the younger ones to an extent.

    Zak: Pesci’s character is the owner of a medallion taxi throughout the entire film. When it came to teaching him how to act like a taxi driver, what was it like for him to act like one?

    Robert: Pesci would research the job by meeting with real life taxi drivers and reading a training handbook to get an understanding of what it was like for the average joe to drive a yellow cabbie. He even went undercover as a taxi driver by changing his appearance a bit and earned a license to drive a real taxi with most people not recognizing who he was until he told the passengers when they reached their destination.

    Harry: That’s some real dedication for a role by an actor.

    Robert: (laughs) It sure is.

    Zak: Also, despite Joe’s character being a Brooklyn native, he kept his native New Jersey accent intact. Why did you allow him to use his natural accent?

    Robert: Honestly, Pesci had a great performance and his voice is too iconic to change so we had a line where he joked that he was from Jersey and not Brooklyn.

    Harry: Yeah, Pesci is simply a great comedic and dramatic actor with a rambunctious yet oddly compelling voice.

    Robert: Definitely.

    Zak: Besides you and Pesci, the other actors were glad to be in your movie especially an Oscar-winning director like yourself.

    Robert: Yeah, the rest of the cast were very excited to act alongside me as some such as Aleksa and Eddie wanted to work with an illustrious actor while others wanted to reunite with me on a simple yet hilarious project like Taxi Story

    Harry: This film alongside Kandi encouraged Pesci to act in more movies to this day and he certainly hasn’t forgotten that film ever since. It was also a resume booster for teenage actors since they had the opportunity to appear with you and nab more roles over the years[4].

    Robert: You know, Pesci has been so grateful for appearing in this film that he still talks about it as one of his best to this day alongside Raging Bull, Wiseguys, My Cousin Vinny, Casino and JFK. So do Aleksa, Chad and Rosario when I ask them about it.

    Zak: When Hollywood and Universal were ready to release Taxi Story, they were cautiously optimistic of it’s chances of success at the box office as while they had confidence in you, the cast and the crew they didn’t know if a low-profile story of an unlikely friendship between a taxi driver and a store owner could succeed against a crowded market of tentpole blockbusters but they didn’t want to put in the dump months of January and February so they would give a release date of March 17, 1999, for the film. Nonetheless, they would launch a modest marketing campaign that brought some attention to audiences interested in seeing your next team up with Joe Pesci and Chazz Palminteri on a slice-of-life comedy drama and putting in March would help the film in the long run.

    Robert: Well, I’ll say that the Hollywood and Universal execs believed in our movie and they didn’t want to leave it to die in the winter and the Super Bowl so I’m glad that they gave us a chance to market the film in a decent release window to spread the word to people who had an interest in watching Taxi Story or similar such films.

    Harry: Little did many know that Taxi Story would be a surprise comedy hit for both studios grossing $165.7 million on a budget of $30.5 million and receiving favorable reviews for the performances of you and especially Pesci, the story, the cinematography and your direction. While the film didn’t win any Oscars, it still made it’s mark in theatres as a worthy follow-up of sorts to Holy Rollers! with the same hilarious brand of comedy from you and Pesci.

    Robert: Honestly, I wasn’t expecting Taxi Story to be as much of a hit in theatres as we thought it would do moderately well but through word of mouth more and more people were watching my movie and laughing with not just me but Joe as well. When I read the news coverage for the film, I was so happy that many people came out to support it and I even made a statement thanking them for keeping the movie afloat.

    Zak: 10 years later, Taxi Story has gone far beyond it’s status as an unexpected hit and became a De Niro comedy classic watched by millions on television. You feel so proud to make this film, do you?

    Robert: You’re damn right. I am absolutely proud of making Taxi Story for not just New York but the entire world and I can find people on the streets who told me that they like this film!

    Harry: Over the last six years, you’ve made your mark in the world of directing with an emphasis on urban settings which include nun heist comedy Crusaders, sister-led thriller The Safe House and more recently a biopic of Al Capone titled King of Chicago to critical and commercial success[5]. With a storied career as an actor and a thriving career as a director, there is no doubt you will remain a big player in the world of Hollywood (not the studio) for years to come.

    Robert: You bet. I’ve been in the acting business for four decades now and when I die, I will be remembered by future generations for films like Raging Bull or Taxi Story.

    Harry: Thank you for being on Storytellers, Mr. De Niro.

    Robert: You’re absolutely welcome.

    Zak: This is NPR’s Storytellers signing off.


    Footnotes
    [1] The success of A Bronx Tale under Columbia ITTL encouraged De Niro to direct more movies including Holy Rollers! and Taxi Story.
    [2] The scene itself will become a copypasta meme online because of the chemistry between De Niro and Pesci.
    [3] Long story short, Jake and Richard have multiple meetings with these people enough to make them friends at the end of the movie.
    [4] With Pesci getting a Best Supporting Actor nomination and his appearance in Holy Rollers! he will not quit acting full-time as he is encouraged to star in more movies because of them along with Taxi Story’s success.
    [5] And what are these De Niro movies you may ask? Stay tuned! (Hint: Heather O’Rourke is involved in one of them).
     
    The Future of EPCOT
  • EPCOT New Millennium
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    “The 21st century has arrived at EPCOT…” - EPCOT NM Tagline

    What is EPCOT New Millennium?
    EPCOT New Millennium (codenamed Project Infinity) is a 5-year long renewal project done by Disney Imagineering celebrating the 21st century and the emerging hope for the future. The overall goal of the project is to update EPCOT from its outdated aesthetic into something more modern and possibly more timeless while adding desperately needed attractions and events to the theme park (which started to wane in popularity in comparison to Magic Kingdom and Animal Kingdom).

    In short, this is a far more ambitious version of OTL Project Gemini that will preserve the spirit of EPCOT as new features and attractions are added to keep guests entertained.

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    What EPCOT NM should look like aesthetically (Image Source: Disney Parks)

    Inspired by the wild success of Tomorrowland 2055 and Disneytown Berlin, Disney decided to import the same Green Futurism aesthetic into EPCOT’s Future World, replacing the old 80’s style pathways, and some buildings (though most were never converted due to the cost of demolishing and later rebuilding them). There was also significant effort in adding greenery at the center of CommuniCore and the surrounding pavilions in an effort to make them seem more alive. While most guests had a positive reception to the new look of EPCOT, there was a distinct minority that missed the old 80s aesthetic of the whole park, calling it a time capsule, though that opinion never really caught on with the general public or most of the Disney Parks fandom.

    New Pavilions
    Future World

    Play Pavilion (1999)

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    The Play Pavilion, sponsored by Nintendo, is an entirely new Pavilion centered around all forms of play, though it is mostly centered around video games. With Waldo C. Graphic and Bit/Byte as the hosts of the Pavilion, it is a massively beefed-up version of the ImaginationLands commonly seen in Disneytowns, as it contained the latest arcade machines, consoles, and VR equipment that are continuously experimented on by Nintendo and other companies. As such, it served as a blank canvas for many Disney-commissioned games over the years with their own IPs, though properties by Nintendo, Lucasfilm, Marvel, and others would occasionally appear. However, the star attraction (and one that has endured to this day) is Cyberspace Mountain, where guests can create their own roller coaster tracks and ride them inside a simulator, with each iteration of the game proving the potential that VR would have over future audiences.

    Mind Pavilion (1997 - 1999)
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    Built near the old Horizons site, the Mind Pavilion, sponsored by Eli Lilly, was a step up from the previous Dream Pavilion that was demolished for the New Horizons Pavilion. While there was already The Living Body Pavilion that dealt with human anatomy and bodily interactions, the Mind Pavilion took exceptional notice of the nature of the human brain, the effects of stress and depression, drug use, mental disorders, trauma, and other issues in order to teach people about the importance of mental health. Jim Henson was particularly interested in the creative development of this pavilion over the others due to his personal experiences of losing many friends over substance abuse and poor mental health, seeing it as an opportunity to make a positive change in the world, something that would fall completely in line with EPCOT’s message.

    New Horizons (2001)
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    The newly built New Horizons Pavilion, sponsored by General Electric, was highly anticipated by many Disney fans, as its demolition in the early 90s was met with great sadness and even some outrage over the possibility that it would disappear forever, but those fears were quelled when Disney would announce a new version during EPCOT New Millennium. While the show building was much larger than its original counterpart, the ride itself has remained largely the same, though just like the building, has also greatly expanded. Instead of three endings, there are four, reflecting the deep sea (underwater city + aquaculture), the deserts (land reclamation and renewable energy), the air (weather manipulation and efficient air travel), and outer space (interplanetary/interstellar exploration and colonization).

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    The New Horizons Pavilion

    The Living Earth (2003)
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    The Living Earth Pavilion, sponsored by the Bass Brothers, is a counterpart to the Living Seas Pavilion, one that deals with geology and the surprisingly dynamic nature of the Earth itself. While Jim and the others in Imagineering were concerned with the Bass Brothers pushing for oil extraction as the Pavilion's central focus, they were shocked by their statement to push for renewables instead as their focus shifted towards green energy. As such, the Pavilion featured attractions that dealt with natural phenomena like earthquakes, gemology, the layers of the Earth (in a Journey to the Center of the Earth kind of ride), tectonic plates, volcanos, and even geothermal energy. While Imagineering was not expecting it to be a massive success right out of the gate, the unique rides and overall theme resonated with many guests who were awed at the chaotic yet beautiful processes of the Earth, making it an instant classic among EPCOT fans.

    Outer Space (2005)
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    The Outer Space Pavilion, sponsored by Virgin, is an entirely new Pavilion for Disney, as it deals with simulating space travel and how humans will be living in Outer Space. As such, Imagineering took great care in recreating that experience, from the space launch simulator (much like OTL Mission Space) to the exploration of different planets in a different simulator experience. Due to the need to implement bleeding-edge technologies into the Pavilion’s construction and the size needed for the building, the Outer Space Pavilion was easily the most expensive Pavilion ever built by Disney. Still, it paid off massively due to the vastly increased guest numbers in EPCOT. It is considered by many Disney fans to be the inspiration for DisneySpace, the fifth gate at Walt Disney World, and as such did not last long when it was constructed around the late 2010s, being replaced by the Construction Pavilion, a Pavilion based on architecture, material engineering, and the history of human construction itself.

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    The Outer Space Pavilion (before its conversion to the Construction Pavilion)

    Construction Pavilion (2021)
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    Built shortly after the opening of DisneySpace in 2019, the Construction Pavilion replaces the Outer Space Pavilion which was considered to be outdated by Disney Recreation. Sponsored by Caterpillar, it focuses on both the intricate engineering and the artistic expression that is used for architecture and construction. Many of the attractions and offerings are either demonstrations of different engineering principles such as the Stress Test Demos, or dark rides like A Single Brick which takes guests back to the days of old EPCOT as it is much more focused on edutainment than their recent offerings in EPCOT and in other parks, showing the history of architecture from the Ancient Egyptians and the Romans to modern architecture. While not as popular as the Outer Space Pavilion, it was a worthy replacement by the Parks fandom and future architects and engineers have cited this pavilion as one of their influences in joining their profession.

    World Showcase
    Millennium Village Pavilion (1999)
    A temporary Pavilion made for EPCOT’s Millennium Celebration, it was a space dedicated to sharing the cultures of the world that were not part of the World Showcase, as funding and sponsoring a Pavilion at EPCOT is still considered to be prohibitively expensive for most countries. Countries like Scotland, Greece, Jamaica, New Zealand, South Korea, Ethiopia, Brazil, Sweden, and more sent representatives, and some even built interactive exhibits to show off certain traditions in their respective countries. It also included an artisanal workshop where some artists showed off their wares (like furniture, souvenirs, pottery, etc.) and a UN quiz game. While it didn’t last long, closing around 2003, it left an indelible mark on EPCOT’s history and spurred some like South Korea to even agree to build Pavilions of their own in EPCOT.

    USR Pavilion (2000)
    After much deliberation, the USR was able to reach an agreement with Disney over the construction of the much-awaited USR Pavilion. While it was previously conceived during the late 80s and early 90s as a new Pavilion for the Soviet Union, the collapse of the USSR and the formation of the Sovereign Union meant that it was put on hold due to the government being unstable and the USR’s economy being on a severe downturn. However, with the USR finally stabilizing, it was given a go-ahead as a way to foster political goodwill between the USR and the US into the new millennium. Featuring a smaller-scale replica of St. Peter’s Basilica, the Hermitage, and the Kremlin, it showcased elements of Russian culture, Ukrainian culture, Kazakh culture, and other cultures of the USR, including indigenous ones like the Nenets, Tuva, or the Nivkhs. A dark ride that detailed both the formation of the Slavs and the history of Russia was also exhibited. While it proved to be quite a success for Disney, it was not the smash hit that Imagineering had initially envisioned as other pavilions like Japan, Denmark, Australia/NZ, and eventually, South Korea was more popular.

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    The USR Pavilion’s concept art during the Early 90s (Image Source: Disney and More)

    Denmark Pavilion (2001)
    Considered to be a “companion” to the Norway Pavilion, the Denmark Pavilion represented another aspect of Scandinavian culture, though the Imagineers were careful to distinguish it from its Norwegian counterpart. Featuring a facade resembling a Danish town akin to Copenhagen or Roskilde, the centerpiece of the entire Pavilion is a replica of the Frederiksborg Castle from the Renaissance (as opposed to the Viking-like Stave Church) which hosted a ride based on Disney’s Heart of Ice as a dark ride based on Nordic history already existed as Maelstrom. To make up for that, another dark ride was built (inside a Nordic Bronze Age tomb) which depicted several Nordic legends, ending in the apocalypse known as Ragnarok (albeit shown in a far less bloody manner). Eventually, it ends with the resurrection of Baldr as he led the two remaining humans alongside the surviving gods into the new world. Aside from that, the other draw for the Denmark Pavilion was its food, offering Danish pancakes, rice puddings, pastries, and some savory meals. It even had a LEGO garden at the behest of its theme park partner Pearsons who owned Legoland.

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    Early concept model of the Denmark Pavilion (Image source: Disney Wiki)

    Australia and New Zealand Pavilion (2003)
    The result of a lucrative partnership between Australia and the Walt Disney Company over the development of Disneytown Sydney (later Sydney DisneySea), which later included New Zealand in the following years, this Pavilion proved to be exceptionally popular with guests once it was opened. With a miniature model of the Sydney Opera House as the background, it hosted all sorts of theatre, musical, and singing productions, highlighting the cultures that inhabit both countries from the Aboriginals to Maori to Aussie/Kiwi stories and legends. It also included a small kiddie park area that highlighted the Gold Coast’s many theme parks and other attractions (and scratched the itch of many families who wanted to take their kids on a thrill ride without needing to ride something like Test Track or the Mt. Fuji attraction). Lastly, there were restaurants that served authentic Australian barbecue or shops that sold Aussie/Kiwi fast food like the Chiko Roll, Meat Pies, or candies like Tim Tams. However, the overall favorite from Disney guests was the iconic ANZAC Biscuit.

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    The Sydney Opera House at EPCOT (Image Source: Parkz)

    Future WS Pavilions
    South Korea Pavilion (2008)

    With the opening of Disneytown Seoul, Disney and South Korea naturally agreed on an EPCOT Pavilion, especially as South Korea started to become more relevant as a cultural juggernaut on the global stage as an Asian Tiger and therefore saw this deal as a way to extend its soft power. The Imagineers went all-out on the South Korea Pavilion with it considered the most intricate and detailed Pavilion ever since EPCOT first opened its doors. Featuring a replica of Gyeongbokgung, the Joseon Palace in Seoul, the complex provided several attractions and restaurants, with one dark ride detailing the legendary story of Yi Sun Sin and his exploits during the Imjin War as well as another explaining the life of famous Korean figures like Jumong of Goguryeo and Sejong of Joseon. Even the restaurants were top-class, featuring options like Korean BBQ and Fried Chicken as well as more traditional Korean fare (with the most expensive offering royal court cuisine). All in all, the South Korea Pavilion was a massive success for all parties involved and some even partially attributed it to the rise of South Korea’s prominence in Western culture during the early to mid-2010s, though others dispute this, citing K-Pop and K-Dramas as a more important element with South Korea’s rise to fame.

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    Gyeongbokgung Palace (Image Source: U.S. News Travel)

    Egypt Pavilion (2019)
    Partially driven by South Korea’s success with its own pavilion and to showcase its historic culture to the world, Egypt partnered with Disney to build a Pavilion of its own at EPCOT, making it the second African country to actually get a Pavilion after the Morocco Pavilion. Much of their motivation was due to a rise in Egyptian nationalism as well as the growing realization that partnering with Disney meant an overall expansion in a nation’s soft power and tourism, something they were well aware of after the United Arab Emirates received a Disneytown in Dubai. The Egypt Pavilion was of course expertly crafted by Imagineers which combined its Ancient Egyptian and Islamic heritage together neatly into a single space. The centerpiece of the Pavilion was a replica of the Cairo Citadel which stood behind an Ancient Egyptian gate based on the Luxor Temple. Of course, there was a replica of the Pyramid of Giza which hosted a ride based on Ra’s voyage across the night, as he is protected by many of his fellow spirits against monsters like Apophis before being reborn as Khepri to carry the sun barge across the world. There was also a Sphinx that hosted a gift shop that sold local Egyptian souvenirs. Lastly, there were restaurants and stalls that offered Egyptian cuisine to guests, which later became popular among vegans and vegetarians due to its diverse and tasty plant-based options like Ful Medames or Koshari. While it proved to be very popular among Westerners, there were many critics that either chastised the Egyptian government for using it as a red herring for their local people’s poverty and suffering while others (especially fundamentalist Muslims like the Muslim Brotherhood or other Salafist organizations) disliked it for emphasizing its pagan history and culture which they saw as idolatrous. Despite its many controversies, Disney saw it as an overall success and a shining example of what EPCOT can provide to many of its guests at Walt Disney World.

    New Attractions
    Future World
    Test Track (1999)

    The replacement of the World of Motion dark ride, this new thrill ride, sponsored by General Motors, centers on car manufacturing and testing, as guests go through a testing facility and figure out what cars are being tested on before full production and release to the public. While there were many great moments in the ride and inside jokes about the automobile industry, the best part of the ride was the speed testing where the ride vehicles ride on a high-speed track, sending the guests whirling through a long road. The use of the iconic and patented vehicle track technology was originally used for this attraction before being used for future ones in Walt Disney World, Disneyland, and Disneyland San Antonio.

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    Test Track during the 2000s (Image Source: Theme Park Tourist)

    Journey into the Imagination (2000)
    After Apple took over Kodak as the sponsor for the ride, Apple agreed to maintain the spirit of the attraction, though they also wanted to input their own ideas as well, being the new sponsor. For the refurb, Imagineers sought to expand the track space, enhancing the ride vehicles and visuals with techniques they've learned from DisneySea and subsequent projects, while also bringing more characters from the loosely-defined but growing universe of Figment and Professor Dreamfinder like Wizard Gellz and his assistant Gellzya. In this iteration, guests wander through “The Dreamscape” a magical realm where Prof. Dreamfinder resides. Through the power of his own imagination, he creates a friend of himself with Figment and they head to his home, the Dreamport in order to find new ideas to make all sorts of contraptions. The main difference with this iteration compared to the old one is the introduction of an engineering room where Figment tinkers with punch cards, computer parts, and wires in order to create a new machine friend (signifying that even engineering and mathematics require a bit of imagination), something that Apple requested to encourage young people to go into STEM. Another difference was the introduction of Wizard Gellz and his female assistant Gellzya who would escort Figment and the Dreamfinder to their own home, where they do magic tricks with the power of their own imaginations (as a way to indicate that imagination can bring in new friends). All four of them would fly together along with the guests in the final scene as they sing the iconic “One Little Spark” through an ethereal and warm sky.

    The new iteration proved widely popular among guests and was one of the highlight attractions at EPCOT’s Millennium Celebration. It even spawned a comics adaptation by Marvel where Professor Dreamfinder and Figment would go on wacky adventures through the Dreamscape, encountering new friends like Wizard Gellz and his assistant while also fighting back threats along the way, though they can always rely on their imagination and each other to back them up. Eventually, the entire universe where Dreamfinder and Figment reside would be brought to life in Disney’s Imaginarium, the second gate at Disneyland Valencia, a whimsical theme park full of creativity and imagination.

    World Showcase
    Mary Poppins Jolly Holiday (2001)

    This ride was considered to be a passion project of Tony Baxter’s and there were many stories from Imagineering about his initial response to this ride being greenlit and how he put even more energy into this whole attraction than even Tomorrowland 2055 and Nextworld, despite his old age. Using his old notes and artwork as his guidelines, he drastically improved upon the concept using the experience he had gained over the decades he worked as an Imagineer. The end result was considered to be nothing short of magical. Set in an expanded space in the United Kingdom Pavilion called Cherry Tree Lane, the ride was an immaculate dark ride that took guests through a colorful and animated experience watching the Banks family and Mary Poppins go on a wacky adventure together.

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    Cherry Tree Lane (Image Source: Disney Wiki)

    Mt. Fuji Rollercoaster (2004)
    With Kodak out as the sponsor of the Imagination Pavilion in favor of Apple, this meant that Disney could ask Fujifilm, their competitor, to sponsor an attraction. Although hesitant, when they received word of what the Imagineers were planning, they immediately accepted. EPCOT was well known within Imagineering and by Parks fans to be a park “without a Mountain”, as it lacked a thrilling E-Ticket attraction by the likes of the Matterhorn or Space Mountain. However, the new Mt. Fuji Rollercoaster changed that, as not only it was massive, but also extremely exhilarating due to the track design and special effects the Imagineers used like falling snow or the sounds of a dragon to make it even more thrilling. While the attraction was very popular, it became even more popular once Fujifilm started a campaign during the mid-2000s to advertise photos on the Internet as a way to get people to buy their products. During the 2010s and 2020s, it received a resurgence as people shared their selfies on social media, trying to present themselves as being in Japan when in fact they were in Florida.

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    The Japan Pavilion with Mt. Fuji

    New/Recurring Events
    Flower and Garden Festival (1994)
    One of the first festivals that opened under George Kalogridis’s direction as President of Walt Disney World, the event was designed to increase EPCOT’s attendance numbers when it waned during the opening of Hollywoodland. It was a minor success and became a core part of EPCOT’s Spring Season when yearly attendance would usually wane after the holidays. Featuring elegant floral displays and miniature topiary/model sculptures, the festival mainly centers around agriculture and gardening, offering unique souvenirs, lectures, and exhibits about the wonders of gardening and flower displays. One of the highlights of the Flower and Garden Festival was the Hanami viewing event as the Japan Pavilion has a wide open space that contains a large array of Sakura trees. Disney cast members often set up picnic grounds where families and guests can relax under the flowering trees, which is made even more cinematic by the massive Mt. Fuji attraction below them.

    Food & Wine Festival (1995)
    Inspired by George Kalogridis's trip to Aspen during the early 90s, he immediately thought of bringing this to EPCOT as allowing different countries to showcase their cuisines besides the Pavilions was considered to be a big positive for the concept. Opening during the fall of every year, it proved to be even more popular than the Flower and Garden Festival. Focusing on highlighting new cuisines from all across the world from Argentina, India, Brazil South Africa, Nigeria, etc., EPCOT opens up a number of booths that offer dishes that are not part of the usual line-up in World Showcase. In contrast, the Pavilions themselves offer an expanded list of offerings across all of their restaurants and stores. There are also cooking tutorials and shows performed by either Disney’s culinary staff or celebrity chefs that are popular throughout the festival. With the larger amount of Pavilions during EPCOT NM and the bigger budget pool, the Festival became even more audacious and extravagant by the 21st century.

    EPCOT Millennium Celebration (1999)
    Tapestry of Nations (1999)

    A festival dedicated to the unique and diverse nations of the Earth, it differs from its OTL counterpart by utilizing performers and puppeteers from all around the world, taking advantage of Jim Henson’s personal connections and the Aye-Ayes, which is Imagineering’s international division. The parade involves a massive array of puppets from multiple nations from American Muppets to Taiwanese Glove Puppets to Japanese Bunraku and many others.

    IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth (1999)
    Same as its OTL counterpart, this night-time fireworks show was located in the middle of the World Showcase Lake and replaced its original counterpart. Focusing on the story of the Earth, it divided the show into three parts, based on “Chaos”, “Order”, and “Meaning”, which emphasized humanity as a single group and the importance of unity with everyone across the world.

    Projectorama (1999)
    A projection-based light show in Future World, it displays a brilliant show of colors and effects on Spaceship Earth, which was temporarily modified to have Mickey Mouse Ears for the Millennium Celebration. This continued to be a popular nighttime attraction until the mid-2010s as Disney replaced it with an upgraded attraction called Points of Light where Spaceship Earth was studded with multiple LED lights that allowed them to do complex displays of light.

    Leave a Legacy (1999)
    A promotional program done by Disney for the EPCOT Millennium Celebration event, it consists of a set of stone monoliths that have images of parkgoers on metal plates. The submission period happened in 1998 during preparations for EPCOT New Millennium and continued for years after the renewal project ended, only ending in 2008. Meanwhile, the stone monoliths continued to be at EPCOT’s entrance in front of Spaceship Earth until the late 2010s when they were moved from the place close to Spaceship Earth towards further in the front to provide more space for topiaries and other flower arrangements. Regardless, they are an everlasting testament to the hopes of the parkgoers going into the new millennium and a mosaic of humanity's diversity.

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    The Leave a Legacy Monoliths (Image Source: Yesterland)
     
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  • So remember the X-Men: Mutant High and 1999 Spider-Man show's I mentioned in my Excelsior! - A Retrospective of the late 80’s/early 90’s X-Men and Spider-Man Series guest post? Well here at long last is the very long follow up to that:

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    New Millennium Heroes! - A Retrospective of X-Men: Mutant High and the 1999 Spider-Man Animated Series
    Post from Nostalgia Zone Net-log, by Terry Vera. September 22nd, 2015.


    So a few months back I did a retrospective on the heavily influential and legendary late 80’s/early 90’s X-Men and Spider-Man animated series which both debuted in the late 80’s and lasted well into the mid 90’s. If you haven’t seen it there’s a link here, but I thought it was about time I went over the two animated series based primarily on the same respective characters which followed in their wake, 1999’s Spider-Man and 2000’s X-Men: Mutant High.

    Now the thing about both shows is unlike with their predecessors, I never actually watched them as they were coming out. I was in High School by this point and as much as Marvel and comics were becoming more mainstream and ‘cool’, I was going through a bit of a weird phase where I thought I just wasn’t interested in watching animated Saturday morning cartoons. While I did eventually watch both shows, it ultimately wasn’t until the mid-2000’s when both shows had finished their runs and I was in college that I finally took the time to give them a try.

    What did I think when I finally saw them? Well I can honestly say I came to regret not giving X-Men: Mutant High a chance earlier. As for Spider-Man? Well I’ll go into that in a bit, but first here’s some context surrounding the creation of both shows.


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    An ITTL after effect of the rising Marvel Cinematic Universe in the late 90’s is that Marvel Comics started getting a huge boost in sales as the movies helped draw in new fans. Naturally Marvel TV execs wanted to tape into that for two of their main lines whose cartoons ended right before this new boost. (Source: TFW2005)


    In late 1998, the Marvel Movie Universe was getting into full swing with the Avengers only a mere two years away from lighting up our theater screens. Comic sales meanwhile were reaching a bit of a high point as interest from the films and animated shows drew in more new readers every day. Of said shows, the original 90’s MCAU was on its last legs as the Avengers and Thor were currently airing what would be their final seasons, while the original Fantastic Four, X-Men and Spider-Man animated series had all finished their respective runs on TV, with the latter two have finished their runs before Marvel had reached this new high.

    Though both shows had seen a preview boost in sales from their films, it was noted that the hype for the upcoming Avengers movie combined with the popularity of the animated series was drawing in a unprecedented number of new sales for Avengers comics and the respective main characters featured in a primary roles in the show, like Captain America and Iron Man. For Spider-Man and the X-Men however, both their animated shows had ended a few years before and the previous increase in sales had since begun to drop or weren’t rising as high, though X-Men would see some boosts following the release of each film. It was perhaps worse for Spider-Man, as even ignoring the current issues driving down sales in his comic at the time and the fact he would appear in then upcoming Avengers film, his last mainline starring role in a film was in 1995 and he wouldn’t return again to star in his own film until 2004.

    So as you might expect, Marvel became interested in bringing back Spider-Man and the X-Men to the small screen in the hopes it’d help boost comic sales. While Spidey and the mutants had appeared in supporting roles in the Avengers show, Marvel wanted to expand the recent sales boost created by the films and shows for Spider-Man and X-Men by ordering new shows centered on both to be made. Makes sense right?

    Well there were two points of issue that Marvel had to figure out, that being continuity and well Spider-Man himself.


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    One repercussion of there being a smoother and less chaotic ITTL 90’s Clone Saga that didn’t fail ITTL like it did in OTL is that Marvel was now forced to handle a weird situation it never had to in OTL: How to adapt Spider-Man in animation while still trying to boost sales when in said comics the more popular well known person known to the public behind the mask (whom let's not forget the most recent films were also about) is now retired and his replacement has a bit of a convoluted and complicated backstory that might turn new fans away. (Source: TVTropes.com)


    The first was a fairly simple decision all things considered: Should Marvel try to fit both shows in the 90’s MCAU and make the shows continuations of the previous shows or should they start fresh in a new continuity? And if they did start in a new continuity, should both shows be set in the same continuity, or separate ones? Ultimately Marvel decided it’d be less of a hassle to try and start fresh then to continue where both previous shows left off. In terms of continuity they also decided to have 1999’s Spider-Man and X-Men: Mutant High to be set in two separate continuities and not have to worry about potentially contradicting each other as had been a frequent concern with the earlier animated shows. While the wider Marvel universe would exist and be mentioned or even shown in both shows, it wouldn’t be until 2009 that Marvel Animation would again attempt a single unified animated continuity, but I’ll get to that one day.

    Unlike the relatively simple issue with continuity though, deciding how to handle Spider-Man would be much more complicated. See in 1998, Marvel’s current main Spider-Man was not Peter Parker, rather it was instead his clone Ben Reilly. Peter Parker at this time was basically “retired” for the most part, and wouldn’t officially come out of retirement for another three years. Instead the retired Peter was busy raising his first child Ben Parker alongside his wife Mary Jane Watson while also working as an assistant to Reed Richards. Whenever Peter did put the suit back on, it more often than not was to help the F4 as the unofficial fifth member of the Fantastic Four, leading to the team in this era to often be lovingly referred to by fans at this point as the Fantastic Five [1].

    This naturally led to the question of whether Marvel should make the show about Ben Reilly or Peter Parker, since at the end of the day the show was meant to help further boost the sales of the comic, especially since of all the comics at the time Spider-Man was the one receiving the smallest boost. As you can imagine, making a show about Peter Parker when he wasn’t even Spider-Man at this point in the comics seemed a bit contradictory to this, which left Marvel in a bind.


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    Though not actually a member of the team, this era of Peter’s life ITTL would eventually often be referred to by fans as his Fantastic Five era, having ironically all but finally joined the team after decades following their first meeting in Amazing Spider-Man #1. (Source: Fandom.com)


    On one hand, Peter Parker was considered the safe choice for the central character. Not only was he the more familiar Spider-Man to general audiences thanks to his previous three live action films and the original 90’s cartoon, but (at least to execs and some readers) he, unlike Ben Reilly, also didn’t have a complicated clone origin attached that viewers would need to accept and wrap their heads around if they wanted to watch the show. Ben Reilly on the other hand had a more complicated backstory but was the main Spider-Man, which meant the show’s mission to promote the comic meant they should be trying to focus on him rather than Peter.

    This therefore led to a bit of a behind the scenes battle, with some prominent Marvel and Disney TV execs really wanting the show to be about Peter Parker, while Marvel Comics Editorial (who had a few influential ties of their own to some Disney and Marvel execs and used them to involve themselves with the show) strongly wanted it to be about Ben Reilly, with some even arguing that Ben, unlike Peter, outright needed the show. They arguably weren’t even wrong to think so, since despite Marvel Editorial’s stubborn support of Ben Reilly over Peter Parker at the time [2], sales for Spider-Man comics had indeed stagnated and weren’t exactly doing as great or at least as many new readers compared to other Marvel comics since Ben Reilly had fully taken over as Spider-Man.

    In fact it was even noted by some detractors of Ben Reilly that 1995's Spider-Man 3 had not resulted in nearly as big of a sales boost as the first and second film had, in likely no small part due to the fact that by the release of Spider-Man 3 Ben Reilly had already seemingly permanently taken over the role of Spider-Man and Peter had retired. Simply put, far too many new comics readers seemed to get confused about Ben’s presence and the clone origin [3] or didn’t like the fact the comic didn’t star Peter (which still remained an issue even despite Ben’s growing fanbase) and despite this Marvel Editorial had no intention at this time of bringing back Peter officially despite some increasing pressure to do so.

    And none of this was even getting into the fact that the original highly celebrated Spider-Man: The Animated Series cartoon would no doubt cast a long shadow on this new upcoming successor show, so a lot of people at Marvel Entertainment wanted to distance themselves from it and make something distinct from the previous show, so the shows creators (Duane Capizzi and Patrick Archibald) also had to factor in the fact that later half of the last season of the early 90’s cartoon had already adapted the Clone Saga, nor that while the whole behind the scenes battle between Marvel TV execs and Comic Editorial was going on upper Disney management was currently distracted by a massive proxy war with right wing crazies and religious nuts.

    The end result of all of this messy behind the scenes, which would notably continue a bit on throughout the shows run even after it’s premiere (though not nearly as openly since by the show’s premier in 1999 Disney upper management was no longer distracted by the whole proxy war), is that the showrunners decided to just split the difference and centered the show on both Peter and Ben by having both share the title of Spider-Man rather than have Peter retire, even opening the show [4] with yet another direct adaptation of the 90’s Clone Saga (meaning if you watched this and the previous show back to back, you’d be treated to essentially watching two consecutive adaptations of the exact same six month storyline).


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    The messy battle to decide who to center the show on would go on to dominate the behind the scenes for the 1999 Spider-Man animated series, leading to the show to try and center itself on both. (Source: benreillytribute.x10host.com)


    While the show’s dual protagonist nature was interesting in my opinion, in my view the show as a whole ultimately suffers a bit from a sense of listlessness as it struggles to both define itself and escape the shadow of its predecessor. It honestly just feels like the team behind it weren’t sure what to do half the time and often weren’t sure who (between Ben and Peter) to even focus on. A lot of that was certainly due to the ongoing behind the scenes drama and Duane Capizzi leaving after the first season, but another was clearly a sense of fear of being unable to match the award winning and critically acclaimed beloved show which came before it. Not helping things was the way the show decides all too often to just keep going back and adding even more Clone Saga-type shenanigans even after the conclusion of the first opening episodes, leading to it often being nicknamed by fan as Spider-Man: The Clone Saga Animated Series as a way of differentiating it from it's predecessor when it's not simply called the 1999 cartoon.

    In fact not only do they make Jackal the main villain of the first season, but they keep adding additional new clone characters other than Ben and Kaine, to the point that the show just makes you honestly all cloned out and tired of clones in general. Marvel certainly got cloned out too, since clones got really uncommon in comics for a few years after the end of the first season. Don't get me wrong, sure some of the new clones created for the show like the Spider-Woman [5], Armsy [6], Spider Gwen Stacy [7] and the Spider MJ clones that show up in a few episodes are all actually kind of interesting and well written (even if the concept behind them are kind of simple and cliché), but if I’m being honest they’re more the exception than the rule. Instead most of thirteen new clones introduced in the show, like the kid clone from the 7th episode, the clone of Ben Reilly (not Peter) from the 9th episode, just overall all feel tacked on and lazy, ultimately feeling more like the showrunners just wanted to add more clones just for the sake of adding more clones.

    Still there are plenty of things to like here despite the various problems the show has. Voice actor Rino Romano for example brings to the table a pretty well done take on wall crawler, even if he’s ultimately no Robert Hays (though to be fair, I don’t think any Spider-Man voice actor, except maybe Josh Keaton, has escaped Hays’ long shadow). In fact I’d go as far as to say that one thing he actually manages to improve over Hays is that he makes the effort and does a good job at making his voices for both Peter and Ben both distinct yet still similar enough to make it clear they are technically the same voice. Tom Kane meanwhile provides a memorable performance as the Jackel, while Jennifer Hale makes for a decent Mary Jane Watson, though like with Peter/Ben, one can’t help but compare her to OG 90’s cartoon MJ actress Joely Fisher.

    Ultimately while the show has its core fans even to this day, it definitely struggled to keep most of its audience as it went along and ultimately only lasted two seasons before it got canned, something which I can’t say I’m all that surprised about having watched it. The main aftermath to note about the show’s relative failure and the behind the scenes spat that was going on during it between Marvel Editorial and Marvel TV Execs is that it barely did anything to increase sales of the main comic and in fact did a lot to weaken the strength of the pro-Ben Reilly faction at Marvel Editorial to the point that Ben got killed off in 2001’s ‘The Death of Spider-Man’ comic [8] and Peter got brought back out of retirement during Tom Delfaco’s third run on Amazing Spider-Man later that year, where Peter would mentor Stanley O’Brian, a teenager who like Peter before him would find himself gaining incredible Spider-like powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider [9].

    So in a way Marvel Editorial’s steadfast and stubborn pushing for Ben Reilly to be made the sole star of the show inadvertently led to his death in the comics, the very return of Peter Parker that Marvel Editorial had originally been against, and the introduction of fan favorite and new Marvel Editorial golden boy Stanley O’Brian. Go figure.


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    While not really exact, there are definitely a number of similarities between OTL X-Men Evolution and ITTL’s X-Men: Mutant High where you can consider it it's OTL counterpart, although the argument can be made that it's also this timeline's equivalent of Young Justice despite being Marvel and not DC, due to being made by the same creators and having a similar kind of story telling. (Source: Wikipedia and GeekDad)


    The good news is that for all the ongoing issues with 1999’s Spider-Man, the other new Marvel show which followed it, X-Men: Mutant High, would manage to escape any such needless drama when it premiered in early 2000, which thank god because this show is way too good and I honestly don’t know what I would have done if it got sabotaged by pointless behind the scenes drama. Then again if it had been ruined by BS, I probably wouldn’t be here wanting to gush and rave about it.

    Though it would also find itself facing having big shoes to fill (although not nearly to the extreme as Spider-Man did), X-Men: Mutant High chose to try and escape the looming shadow of its predecessor by not adapting any particular X-Men comic or team and instead creating something new and holy original, focusing not on the classic X-Men but on the next generation of young mutants who were destined to succeed them. Instead of giving the spotlight to the well known X-Men, the show would instead focus on a group of six young new and original mutants created for the show who would find themselves attending Xavier’s School for the Gifted and gathered together in a new young team as the next generation of the X-Men [10]. Meanwhile traditional X-Men characters like Xavier, Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Beast, Colossus, Shadowcat, Storm, and Jean Grey would be relegated to older mentor roles as the various professors of the school. While they were still recurring characters and there might be a episode or two where the OG characters got a bit of direct shine and attention, showrunners Greg Weisman, Craig Kyle, and Victor Cook pointedly kept the focus on the show's six primary protagonists. In fact, of the OG classic X-Men, only Wolverine (voiced by David Kaye) would find himself getting a really prominent role and even then only due to his familial connection and mentorship with one of the show’s main characters, Musume Oyama aka Weapon XIII [11].

    I suppose that’s actually as good a jumping point as any to talk about the show’s main six protagonists, and there’s no better place to start than the aforementioned Weapon XIII (or as she’s later known in later seasons, Talon), who is voiced by Grey DeLisle. The tragic daughter of Wolverine and Lady Deathstrike, Masume was forcibly (although arguably only confirmed as such in the comics) conceived while both her parents were a part of the Weapon X program and grew up under the program that bred her where she was trained as little more than a weapon and assassin, at least until she escaped her handlers and sought out her father, leading to her enrollment at the school. Throughout the show the quiet and anti-social Masume is forced to learn how to be a human girl and not a weapon, growing over the course of the show’s seven seasons from a cold, emotionless former weapon to a thoughtful and caring girl, Masume would often find herself facing off against Weapon X and her own mother Lady Deathstrike throughout the shows run, as said mother sought to return her wayward daughter back to the Weapon X program she served.

    Quickly becoming a fan favorite following her premiere in the show, Weapon XIII would also become the first original character from the show to make the transition from the small screen to the comics, debuting in the comics less than seven months following her debut on the show. While most if not all of her fellow teammates would follow her into pages of comics, Masume stands as the fastest to do so.


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    Basically the ITTL of both of these OTL fan favorites, as Weapon XIII is basically X-23 but with an origin closer to that of OTL Cassandra Cain. (Source: fightersgeneration.com and DCDatabase.com)


    Joining Masume as a main character on the show is her best friend, a character who technically both is and isn’t an original character: Rachel Summers aka Marvel Girl (voiced by Tara Strong). Now if you're a X-Men comics fan who’s lived under a rock and never watched the show you might start scratching your head here since Rachel Summers is very much not a original character that was invented for the show having debuted all the way back in 1981 as part of the famous Days of Future’s Past comic, and you’d technically be right to think so. The reason instead that I say that this Rachel is an original character is because though she shares the same name, powers, and parentage as her comics counterpart, she does not share her origin nor much of her comic personality.

    Though her comic origin would be given a nod in Season 2’s Days of Future Past themed episode [12], this version of Rachel was not a time traveler from a war torn future where mutants were hunted like her comic counterpart. Instead this version of Rachel grew up in a peaceful life, if somewhat sheltered life by both her parents. Having grown up without having to deal with anti-Mutant racism due to her upbringing, Rachel starts the series as a bit of an arrogant spoiled brat but quickly finds herself forced to face the ugly truth of just how the world views mutants as she leaves her sheltered childhood and joins the school where she also finds herself facing the scrutiny of classmates due to being the daughter of two of the school’s leading professors. Over the course of the show she goes from being arrogant and stuck up mean girl to humble and very empathetic woman who cares for others and finds herself being a proud defender of Mutant Rights [13].

    Oh and did I forget to mention that due to being the daughter of Jean Mother F-ing Grey she’s also destined to be the next host of the Phoenix Force and therefore the most powerful mutant ever, which becomes a bit of a major plot line for Season 4? No? Well now I did, so you're kindly welcome.

    Anyways I’d say that overall this version of Rachel is pretty different enough from her comics counterpart that I would honestly equate them almost as being two separate and distinct characters. She’s also debatably the more interesting of the two, though that’s probably more a matter of personal opinion. Sadly she’s the only one of the main show’s team to technically not debut in the comics afterwards, though comics Rachel did start taking on a lot of personality quirks from show Rachel, particularly her friendship with Masume/Weapon XIII and her memorable ice cream obsession.

    Whether Marvel will ever do more than that, I guess we’ll see, but with the show reaching its 15th anniversary this year, I doubt it. [14]


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    The appearance of the show’s version of Rachel Summers would mostly resemble this image of her OTL comic counterpart. (Figurerealm.com)


    Next is Matthew Lincoln aka Starforce (Voiced by Khary Payton), the leader of the young team of mutants. Just as Rachel stands in as the teams equivalent to Jean Grey/Marvel Girl and Masume stands in as its own Wolverine, Matthew stands in as the teams own equivalent to Cyclops, as not only is he the leader, but his light based powers are not too dissimilar from that of Cyclops own (although truthfully they arguably more resemble that of Cyclops brother Havok), as they allow him to store any light that comes into contact with him in his body, making his body almost like a battery, and then release that light energy in a devastating photonic attack [15].

    While Starforce goes through less character development over the course of the show, with him already starting out as a charismatic and gifted leader who stands as the team's rock of stability. Instead where Matt’s development comes in is not through some massive character change, but instead that he has to learn how to actually gain experience and try to manage being a team leader. It's not just handed to him and he's suddenly a great leader, instead he has the potential of one but has to earn and grow into the role. Really the show does a great job of representing that just because someone has a natural talent for leadership, it does not mean they are instantly a leader or that they suddenly have the experience to do so.

    Where the real juicy stuff with Matt’s character comes into the show is in how it deals with and demonstrates the struggle of a black kid who's already dealing with racism due to the color of his skin also has to deal with racism from being a mutant. If done badly that topic could honestly have sunk the show, but I think it does a great job at maturely handling the issue and providing good commentary on racism as a whole. In fact one of the episodes centered on Matt’s personal struggles with racism towards fellow blacks and mutants, “Sunkissed” from Season 2, even went on to be nominated for an Emmy.

    While I can't say he's exactly my favorite of the team (Masume, Tempus, and Biokenis are my personal favorites), he still makes for a pretty cool and compelling character. Plus his romance with Tempus in later seasons is honestly adorable.


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    Though not strictly the same, there would be a lot of similarities between the ITTL show and the OTL comic New X-Men: Academy X. (Source: Amazon.com)


    Next there was Julian Vargas aka Biokenis (voiced by Dante Basco), the loud and bombastic biokinetic (hence the name) whose powers, though at first seemingly giving him nothing but a simple ability to heal others, quickly grow in scope as they are revealed to actually give him complete and total control and manipulation over any and all biological matter he comes into physical contact with [16].

    In some ways representing the teams equivalent of Bobby Drake and Shadowcat due to being the youngest and the least mature, Julian ultimately goes through the darkest arc of the series when in season 3 it’s revealed that with his powers not only can he remove another’s mutant mutation, but he can also make anyone who’s not a mutant now suddenly a mutant, which can be transmitted worldwide when combined with his ability to affect bacteria in order to create any kind of plague or virus he desires. Over the course of season 3 Julian finds himself becoming the number one target of various mutants like Magneto and his Brotherhood as well as the various human factions who oppose mutantkind, as each wishes to either use his power to either make everyone mutants (in the case of Magneto, who I should mention is voiced here by Tom Kane), use him to end all mutants, or simply kill him to ensure he can no longer potentially do either, culminating in him eventually becoming orphaned when his home is attacked and his family is killed.

    From then on Julian goes from the comic relief of the main cast to a much darker and more moody character, bitter and angry against the world. And while it ends up being the love and support of his team that helps to prevent him from falling off the metaphorical edge of the cliff and truly going down a darker path, we still end up paying witness to the devastating destruction Julian can cause if he ever snaps across multiple instances of the show. A prime example of this comes in late season 3 when a angry and vengeful Julian infects the entire town of human supremacists whose leaders killed his family with a painful mutation that not only makes them all mutants but deforms their appearances and leaves them all looking monstrous and inhuman, before leaving them all at the mercy of a group of oncoming Sentinels, an act which comes to haunt him and fill him with guilt throughout the rest of the show.

    Yeah, for a supposed kids show, it surprisingly doesn’t hold itself back. This show can and does get very dark, despite being technically aimed at kids.

    Anyways, even with the support of his friends, it’s not until season 5 when Julian encounters a future version of himself in Bio that our Julian finally starts trying to move away from the dark path he’s been marching himself towards over the past two seasons. Bio, a alternate future version of Julian who snapped and wiped out most of all life on Earth in his future with a deadly virus, becomes the central villain of the show’s 5th season when he travels back in time and decides to ‘fix’ everything by forcibly turning every human on Earth into mutants [17], leading to the team and Biokenis to have to undo it (even if it puts them at odds with Magneto who wants to defend what Bio has done) when it’s revealed that Bio’s fragile psyche caused him to mess up the virus and that all the new ‘mutants’ he created are cellularly degrading and dying.

    Like I said, Julian is probably one of my favorites, as he goes through the darkest arc yet he still manages to come out of it a (mostly) good person, even starting to crack jokes again by the seventh season.


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    While Biokenis is sort of this timeline’s equivalent of Elixir from OTL’s X-Men, as a character he and his powers end up coming more in line with Amy Dallon/Panacea from OTL’s Web serial Worm. (Source: Fandom.com and Pinterest)


    Next is Cynthia Cartwheel aka Tempus (voiced by Venus Terzo), probably the most heroic (she's certainly the shortest) member of the team even if she arguably has the weakest power. Though her power allows her to control time by pausing, speeding, slowing down, or reversing it, she can only do so for a limit of up to 15 seconds for each and she can’t try going back or forward consecutively after use without becoming exhausted or blacking out. While she can and has temporarily broken that 15 second limit during times of extreme stress, even in one episode going back a whole day into the past and in another accidentally launching herself decades into the far future (leading to my favorite episode of the second season that gave us its own interpretation of Days of Futures Past), for most of the series she tends to be stuck with the small 15 second interval time limit to her powers.

    Yet where she lacks in power she makes up for in motivation and pure heroism, being the first team member to decide to join the X-Men and serving as the team’s heart and soul, if not the Team Mom [18]. Of course she’s not perfect, and like a lot of the characters on the show she has her own flaws. In Tempus’ case it’s the fact that she can at times be a little too selfless and overbearing, which stems from the loss of her grandfather, a police captain who lost his life saving hundreds from a terrorist attack a few years before. It’s his heroism which ultimately inspires Cynthia to try and follow in his example and be the best inspirational hero she can be. Yet often this results in her both being willing to get involved and put herself in danger she sometimes can’t handle if she thinks someone else is in danger and needs help as well as often being overly concerned for her teammates and being willing to sacrifice herself for them due to fear of losing them.

    Still it is something she eventually gets a handle over during the course of the series, as in later seasons she’s willing to trust her teammates to handle themselves and not being as self-sacrificing as in the beginning. Plus hey, despite being the weakest member of the team, you can’t say she isn’t a total badass considering she gets pretty skilled and eventually even manages to solo and take down freaking Magneto in the sixth season with nothing but her wits, her fists, and her short term control over time.

    There's a reason I love this pint sized total badass.


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    Basically an earlier version of X-Men character Tempus from OTL, although with a different real name, personality, and origin. (Fandom.com)


    Finally completing out the original six members of the main cast is Jake Jackson aka Canvas (voiced by Quinton Flynn), a character whose powers allow him to temporarily bring up to five things at a time from any image he sees to life which he can fully command and control. An example of this is during his first scene when he takes a photo of a rampaging Juggernaut who’s trying to capture Jake under the orders of Magneto and then proceeds to bring to life two weaker copies of the Juggernaut himself to fight the original.

    Now you’d rightfully think that’d make him really OP, especially with the fact that the copies he creates can have the same powers and memories as the original person at the moment the photo or painting was taken/made, but there are tons of interesting little limits to Jake’s power. Some of these include a time limit for how long a copy can exist in the real world before it begins to weaken and disintegrate (which will occur at a faster rate depending on how more powerful the original source is), a copies powers often being somewhat weaker than the original, a hard limit that lets him only create five copycats at once and makes him wait until one disintegrates before he can summon another, and a limit which makes copies of objects more stable and long lasting than copies of people, particularly mutants. A result of that last means he more often tends to create copies of really powerful objects like Thor’s Hammer (which lacks the worthy limit of the original but otherwise gives him the same power of Thor while using it), Captain America’s Shield, Doctor Strange's cloak, or even a fictional plasma gun from a video game he likes playing, since he ultimately has less reason to worry about them quickly disintegrating at an inopportune moment.

    Jake of course isn’t a perfect character despite his arguably OP power. In fact, as much as this sarcastic and witty kid did start to grow on me over the course of the show, he nonetheless starts off as a very unlikable and rude brat, not helped by the fact he can and has caused drama due to abusing his powers. In one season 1 episode he gets rejected by a pretty girl while visiting the town near the school and has the bright idea of stealing a photograph of her to create a copy of her that will date him, which if you’ll remember the fact that he has complete and total control over all his copies and that they have the memories of the original makes this honestly pretty creepy and disgusting (especially with some of the implications the show eventually makes about the copies behind sentient/aware living beings), even if you excuse it due to Jakes being so young (he’s barely fifteen in the first season). Thankfully the show and it’s other character agree with me at it being creepy and disgusting since it makes a huge point to show how wrong and vile Jake was for doing that, but that ultimately is just an example of how terrifying Jake’s power is and how willing he is to abuse it.

    And sadly it’s not the last and only time he will abuse it. When his mom dies in a car accident in season 3, he keeps trying to bring her back as a copy and tries to hide the fact from his team, thereby nearly getting them hurt in a battle because he didn’t tell them he was using one of his copy slots and could only create four copies rather than his usual five. When the anti-mutant Senator Kelly seems poised to get a worrisome piece of Anti-Mutant legislation passed in the 4th season that the rest of the X-Men are trying to peacefully and legally prevent getting past, Jake has no issue going on his own to betray the teaching of Xavier and the professors as well as the rules of law by creating a copy of Emma Frost to change the memories of four senators allied with Kelly while creating and marching four impersonating copies of those very same senators to ‘turn’ on Kelly and vote down the bill.


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    If you've ever watched something like Chalkzone, you'd think being able to bring anything from an image, whether fictional or real, to life as a power seems pretty tame, but now imagine having complete control over them and the people or objects being brought to life having the same powers and memories as the original, and put it in the hands of a completely irresponsible teenager. Not so tame now is it? (Source: Pinterest)


    And while he does improve over the show, even choosing in season six to only create copies of people who approve being copied beforehand, his is definitely one of the most terrifying and most easy to abuse powers in X-Men and they are ultimately in the hands of a person who very frequently demonstrates over the course of the show that isn’t entirely responsible with them. Let’s just be thankful that he never went villain, at least not in the show (yes readers, I’ve read the recent issue of Uncanny X-Men and yes Canvas going bad is definitely terrifying [19].)

    Still I can’t deny that some of my favorite episodes from the show have involved Jake’s powers or been caused by them.

    One great example of this is season four’s, Dark Phoenix Reborn, which involves the one and only time Jake ever manages to actually break the limit on his power and create a permanent copy of a person that doesn’t disintegrate or affect his number limit. For those who haven’t watched the episode, basically during a fight with Emma Frost and her students (I’ll get more into that in a moment) he creates a copy of a eighteen year old Jean Grey from when (at least in the timeline of the show, since she was probably much older in the original comic at that point) she was Dark Phoenix, only for her to then not to disintegrate as normal after a certain time, even when he loses his control over her and regains his fifth copy slot. Long story short, the X-Men realize the Phoenix Force intervened to save the copy of its favorite host, they have to fight her, and we get treated to an awesome battle between a Phoenixed up Jean Grey and Rachel Summers against the Dark Phoenix and defeat it. Not a super complicated episode, but definitely a cool and fun one, especially since it ends up giving us the show’s version, and what is arguably my own favorite version, of Madelyne Pryor [20].

    As for the aforementioned Emma Frost thing, in the the show’s second season they decided to introduce and adapt the Generation X storyline from the comics, which in case you might have forgotten basically involved a rival mutant school that was headed by X-Men nemesis Emma Frost (voiced by Erica Schroeder). Naturally it had its students who served as rivals to our heroes, with the most prominent and recurring being Chamber, the M-Twins, and Synch. Eventually the school would be attacked by human supremacists in opening of Season Six, resulting in most of what’s left of the school either merging with the Xavier institute or joining Magneto, thus forcing our heroes to have to get used to the idea of not only having former enemy Emma Frost as a teacher but being classmates with the kids they were rivals with and once fought against. That season as a whole does a good job at showcasing former enemies and rivals being forced to get used to the idea of no longer being on opposing sides and having to come to accept each other and work together for the common good.


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    1994's Generation X comic still comes into existence ITTL just like it did in OTL, leading to it getting adapted in the show as a recurring rival mutant school who often come into conflict with our heroes. (Source: TVTropes)


    Honestly there’s a whole lot more about the show I can gush about, like how it introduced a lot of fan favorite characters like Pixie, Surge, Prodigy [21], Hunter, Freight Train, and Weapon XIV [22] who would over time gain prominent roles in the show and also see themselves make the transition to the comics, the show’s outstanding third, fourth, and fifth seasons (all the seasons are great, but those three are really when the show reached its height), or how it did a fantastic jobs of dealing with a lot of the themes of the original comics like overcoming and peacefully fighting discrimination and still also balanced in everyday normal regular teenage problems and issues like relationships, school, and puberty, or how it went on to define and influence the course of X-Men comics for years after more than even the 90's cartoon did. But honestly if I did we’d be here all day if I did and this post is getting way too long, so all I’m going to say is that I’m really glad I finally went back and watched this masterpiece when I did and if you haven’t watched it you really need to give it a shot, even if you aren't an X-Man fan.

    Anyways, next time I’ll be talking about Marvel's second attempt at doing a Spider-Man show following the end of the classic 90’s animated series when I discuss 2002’s Spider-Man Unlimited.



    [1] - Not surprising perhaps since while Peter isn’t really officially a member of the team, he joins in their adventures often enough that he’s all but a fifth member.

    [2] - This is sort of tying into the attitude of Marvel Editorial that in OTL lead to the infamous and justifiably hated One More Day comic where Peter Parker and Mary Jane sold their marriage to the devil to save a dying Aunt May. Essentially a number of people at Marvel Editorial don’t like Peter and MJ’s marriage and don’t want to have to deal with it, hence why a lot of Marvel Editorial is rallying so much around Ben Reilly here ITTL. Basically Ben being the main Spider-Man lets Marvel have its cake and eat it too as they get to retire Peter without undoing his marriage and give him his happy ending, while at the same time telling all the stories they want with a single Ben Reilly. The fear of bringing Peter officially back is that it’ll undo all that and open the can of worms they just shut on whether or not to end the marriage like they eventually did in OTL, while also disrupting Peter’s happy ending.

    [3] - Let's be fair, Ben’s origin is a lot more convoluted for a new reader than Peter’s relatively simple origin is, meaning new readers need to understand or know about both the 70’s and 90’s Clone Saga just to understand Ben and his origin. Seriously, as much as I like Ben Reilly, it’s hard to imagine him being able to stay as the main Spider-Man for long, even with the ITTL 90’s Clone Saga being a lot cleaner and shorter than in OTL.

    [4] - The first three episodes of the show that adapted the comic clone saga would then later be merged together and repackaged as a TV movie that could then be sold on home video, kind of like how the first few episodes of Aladdin: The Series and Buzz Lightyear of Star Command in OTL became Aladdin 2: Return of Jafar and Buzz Lightyear of Star Command TV movies that in OTL got sold on home video.

    [5] - Sort of a ITTL version of Ultimate Jessica Drew, in that she’s a female clone of Peter that appears in a one off episode. She notably eventually makes her own ITTL comic book semi-debut in the form of Mary O’Brian during the ITTL early 2010's when the third Spider-Man, Stanley O’Brian, gets his own little three issue clone saga, with the main difference between the cartoon and comic versions being which Spider-Man she’s cloned from.

    [6] - Basically a clone of Peter from a one off episode who was born with 6 arms and becomes Man-Spider like in the OTL 90’s show.

    [7] - Before anyone complains, Jackal is known for having a Gwen Stacy obsession and frequently makes Gwen clones when he's not making Peter clones, so the idea of him making a clone of Gwen but with Peter's powers is not outside the realm of possibility. Ultimately this Spider-Gwen, for lack of a better term, won't really resemble her OTL in any way, simply being a clone that shows up in a one off episode who's a version of 616 Gwen who also just so happened to have Spider powers. In a show that keeps almost seemingly throwing darts at a wall to see which clone idea can stick, it was bound to have eventually created Spider powered clones of Peter's love interests, Mary Jane Watson and Gwen Stacy.

    [8] - Notably since this was the death of the second Spider-Man and led only to the original Spider-Man returning, there’s no general expectation that Ben will necessarily return, so don't worry about this leading to the beginning of the OTL comic trope of death being a vacation that emerged prominently after the OTL Death of Superman comic.

    [9] - As mentioned before in my ITTL Spider-Man 2 movie guest post, Stanley is basically a earlier ITTL equivalent to Miles Morales.

    [10] - So basically the ITTL equivalent of OTL’s X-Men: Evolution, but if it leaned more into New Mutants aspect, with elements of OTL’s 2001’s and 2004’s New X-Men plus New X-Men: Academy X mixed in. I’d argue it can also be viewed as this timeline’s equivalent to the Young Justice cartoon, since it’s from the same creator as that and OTL’s Spectacular Spider-Man and has a number of similarities to Young Justice despite being X-Men focused rather than DC. In fact, considering this show ends up treating the older classic X-Men much the same way Young Justice treated and handled the Justice League, I’d say the comparison is even more appropriate.

    [11] - Basically ITTL’s version of X-23, who still exists because her creator Craig Kyle is still involved like he was with OTL’s X-Men Evolution. Though she has a somewhat similar origin and identical powers (like OTL X-23 she has two claws on her hands and one on her feet along with the general Wolverine power set), the ultimate big difference (other than her prominent Japanese ethnicity) between this version of Laura (named Masume, which is Japanese for Daughter. If you can’t take the hint, it’s because that is the only thing she was ever referred to as growing other than Weapon XIII) and her OTL counterpart is of course the lack of cloning in her origin which is mostly as a result of cloning headache caused by the then ongoing 1999 Spider-Man show making the showrunners for this X-Men show want to steer clear of clones whenever possible. Instead her origin is kind of more similar to that of OTL’s Cassandra Cain, except instead of Lady Shiva for a mother, it’s Lady Deathstrike.

    [12] - If you know about Rachel Summers in Days of Future Past, you can probably already guess what said hint is of. If you don’t, look up Rachel Summers Hound. It's honestly kind of messed up.

    [13] - I’d kind of almost compare her to Weiss Schnee from RWBY, if you want a example of a character with a similar character development and transition.

    [14] - In ITTL 2018, so about three years after this was written, they would sort of finally do this by having Rachel Summers in the comics experience and gain the memories of an alternate life and childhood which is basically almost or at the very least similar identical to her life from the X-Men: Mutant High show. Thus sort of trying to merge comic Rachel with her popular show counterpart.

    [15] - Admittedly I’m taking inspiration for this character's powers (Just the powers mind you) somewhat from an original character from a X-Men fic called Extraordinary Times by Kenchi618. I’d highly recommend reading it if you haven’t and are a fan of the X-Men.

    [16] - While one could argue that he could be considered the ITTL counterpart/equivalent of Elixir, in truth Biokenis’s powers (and arguably much of his character direction after season 3) more closely resemble that of Amy Dallon/Panacea from the web serial novel Worm by Wildbow, minus the fact that like Elixir and unlike Amy, Biokenis can also affect his own biology. There’s no manipulation of life force like Elixir has, instead Biokenis how the full ability to control, reshape, and manipulate any and all biological matter he comes into physical contact with.

    [17] - Arguably that makes this arc from the show’s fifth season the ITTL equivalent of House of M, since it features a world where mutants "win" and everyone is a mutant.

    [18] - If you want examples, you can almost say she’s the Katara (from Avatar: The Last Airbender) of the show, though sort of also mixed with Ruby Rose from RWBY.

    [19] - You'd know that if you read the Hensonverse's Uncanny X-Men #598! :openedeyewink: In all seriousness though, Canvas has a scary OP power and when combined with his willingness to abuse it and his general a-hole type attitude, it's unsurprising that ITTL comic book writers would decide to make him a villain for a bit. The show writers for X-Men Mutant High even briefly considered doing it for the show's third season as well before they went with the dark and tragic Biokenis arc by considering having Canvas betray the team. While it didn't happen, knowing his character doesn't really make it all shocking.

    [20] - So yeah that’s sort of how the show introduces Madelyne Pryor, who both is and isn’t a clone. She’s basically a copy of Dark Phoenix era Jean Grey created by Canvas that due to an intervention by the Marvel Universe’s literal embodiment of life and creation basically got saved when she would have started disintegrating after Jake’s power was no longer attached to her and therefore keeping her alive. She then goes on to fight the X-Men, her older self, and her alternate daughter before getting defeated and separated from the Phoenix by the combined efforts of her older self and alternate daughter. Then she kind of finds herself struggling to move past the trauma of not being the real Jean Grey, having been Dark Phoenix and briefly being completely and totally having her body and will controlled by Canvas, as well as having a hard time adjusting to living in what is essentially her future with her alternate future self and said alternate future self’s daughter and husband Cyclops (who from the perspective of young Jean was her boyfriend before she got copied and brought to the future). In the following season young Jean runs away from the school, goes rogue, and meets Magneto. She briefly then becomes a villain in Magneto's Brotherhood for a while before getting a redemption arc in the final season, rejoining the school, and even starting a romance with Logan. Oh and during all this she decides to adopt the name Madelyne Pryor, which in the universe of the show is Jean’s middle name (Madelyne) mixed with her mother’s maiden name (Pryor).

    [21] - All three of whom you might notice are the ITTL equivalents of the characters from the same name. Though all of them were created in OTL in 2004, the reason they or rather alternate versions of them still exist here is because they were all created by Nunzio DeFilippis and Christina Weir. In case you aren’t aware they’re both comic book and television writers, having worked on X-Men comics and the show Kim Possible. I figured therefore it’s not outside the realm of possibility they end up working on this show and end up introducing some of the same, or at least close approximations, of the X-Men characters they created in OTL.

    [22] - Think X-24 from the OTL movie Logan. He’s basically a mindless clone of Wolverine who’s under the control of Weapon X.

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    So yeah that was a lot. I guess tell me what you think?
     
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    I Want my MoTV
  • MTV to Start its Brand Refreshing and Reshuffling for the 21st Century

    Entertainment Weekly Magazine, January 5, 2000
    Guest post by @Plateosaurus and @MNM041


    Much of the general public and other works of entertainment have been mocking MTV lately and for the past few years for focusing less on actual music and increasingly with mindless reality TV and (admittedly good) scripted animation aimed at teenagers, with even the Em’s own shows have taken aim at itself for abandoning it’s original goals of “all music all the time”, not helped by competition from the rising success of RSTV and the rise of online media. However, following a staff shakeup late last year that would put the network under the WB and the assumption of leadership by John Sykes, the network announced last September instead of Music, the M in itself will now stand for Motion in its new logo and promotional materials[1]. “Since its inception in 1982, MTV has always stood for moving, whether your body in dance or to moving to improve your wold, and of course music videos made up of pictures at fast speeds” a press release stated, “and MTV’s new image will both help it adapt to these changing times and help make all that clear, reflecting what we stand for.” Insider reports indicate a focus more on scripted content including animated series, and most crucially will mandate musical episodes per ordered season, to retain a focus on the music side.

    In the months after the VMAs at the end of the year, the network aired several bumpers that kicked off their latest ad campaign, "Move into the Millennium". The first commercial was a montage of dance, music, and counterculture throughout the 20th century playing in a futuristic museum before VJ Carson Daly and Trevor Horn (who was the first singer on MTV in Video Killed the Radio Star) would introduce us to a glowing portal representing the year 2000 and the third millennium. After that on New Years Day, the network officially kicked off the period with a short animated film about an archaeological dig uncovering a giant MTV logo in disrepair, and restoring to its glory, only replacing “music” at the bottom of its pedestal with “motion”.
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    Mockup by Plateosaurus

    Some have welcomed the rebranding as allowing for more flexibility in regards to what content it airs without being made fun of by plaudits or seem to undergo further network decay as heavily, as motion can refer to social movements, dancing, or motion pictures. Others are much less positive to it, saying its making the next milestone for MTV's downward spiral away from their original roots in favour of mindless pandering to the lowest common denominator as WB seems to focus less and less on it, effectively nothing more then a cost-cutting survival mechanism. Some have even noted the focus on scripted content (such as animated works and drama) could backfire, making it fail to stand out in the already crowded world of cable television, which seems to be trending away from specialty channels as a whole in lieu of more broad focuses for wider audiences.

    Continued on next page 34[2]

    [1] It will still be registered as Music Television, however, usually in behind the scenes and legal stuff and the public isn’t meant to see.
    [2] Eventually, MTV will rename itself to Moveit in 2005 entirely. Originally it's gonna be Motion like the last five years promoted, but (just like @MNM041 did), its pointed out this would make it feel like an outdoor network that appeals to Baby Boomers and earliest Gen Xers as opposed to the golden teenage/young adult demographics they want. It’s changed to a portemanteau because the marketing department thinks it will sound cool (it isn’t).

    Just something small for Monday I had on my mind for a while.
     
    Evil is Resident Here...
  • George Romero's Resident Evil (2000), A Retrospective

    Guest Post by @MNM041 with executive assistance from Mr. Harris Syed and @Plateosaurus
    From Swords and Spaceships Magazine, January 2010
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    In 1996, Capcom released Resident Evil, which breathed new life into the survival horror video game genre. Because of the game's massive success, a film adaptation seemed inevitable, especially with the joint successes of 1993's Super Mario Bros and 1995's Mortal Kombat. Wanting to capitalize on the growing market for movie adaptations of popular video games, Capcom went straight to the granddaddy of the zombie movie genre: George A. Romero[1].

    Romero's last directing gig was in 1989, with the Smart Slasher movie Final Girl[2], with most of his other projects at the time having been films he produced, such as Mel Brooks's Carmilla and Tom Savini's Dad of the Dead (which of course featured Robert Englund playing a fictionalized version of Romero)[3]. He was no stranger to the Resident Evil franchise, having directed Japanese commercials for the second game. Romero naturally accepted the offer to direct Resident Evil and even watched someone play through the first game while he took notes. The first thing Romero knew would have to be fixed was the infamously atrocious dialogue within the first game. After working on the screenplay with Peter Grunwald, John Romero (no relation), and John Carmac, Romero submitted a script to Capcom that adapted the first game, which would be accepted, and later sold to Triad Entertainment with him attached to direct.

    Val Kilmer would be considered for multiple roles during casting, ultimately being cast as the villainous Albert Wesker. Romero wanted the character to be less obviously evil than the game, giving Wesker a faux-affable persona that Kilmer played wonderfully. One of the more surprising picks ended up being Nicholas Brendon, who auditioned for the part of Chris Redfield in the hopes of preventing himself from being typecast as dorky side characters such as Newt Pulsifer from Good Omens or Xander Jones from Final Girl: The Series, a character considered by some to be the worst aspect of that show. However, he would win the studio and Romero over partly due to an impressive physical transformation that Brendon would claim helped him kick his drinking habits[4].

    For the other prominent roles, Amy Jo Johnson would be cast as Jill Valentine due to her willingness to do her stunts, aided by Johnson's own background in gymnastics. Reportedly, Kilmer jokingly told Brendon during filming, "This lady could kick both our asses." Comedian and actor Neil Flynn ended up being cast as Barry Burton, who ended up somewhat serving as comic relief given that in the game, Barry ended up being the one with the funniest lines (the only difference is that in the film, his lines were meant to be funny). Lastly, Danielle Harris would end up being cast as Rebecca Chambers, which would become one of her first significant roles after she became an adult[5].

    The remaining actors who rounded out the cast included Steve Buscemi as the cowardly Brad "Chickenheart" Vickers, Guillermo Diaz as Richard Alvarez (due to the original character having a Mexican accent), and Bill Mosley as Enrico Marini. Additionally, Michael Clarke Duncan would play the T-002/Tyrant basing his portrayal on the Hulk from the 1994 film The Incredible Hulk.

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    Film concept art of Chris, Rebecca, Jill, Wesker and Barry (image sources “r/residentevil”, “residentevil.fandom.com” and “giantbomb.com”)

    The cast all fully committed to their roles, playing through the game to a sense of the story and giving feedback on how their characters would act. Additionally, Romero would include multiple references to his previous works, especially the Living Dead movies, which made him famous in the first place (most notably a cameo appearance by Ken Foree when the main characters are being debriefed in the situation). He was also given a look at the plans for the Resident Evil games further down the line, including the prequel game Resident Evil Zero, which the movie includes references to (even including an appearance by Billy Coen, who in the film is played by Noah Wyle).

    Aside from the cast, the film's soundtrack also took heavy priority, consisting mainly of rock music, featuring songs by Alice Cooper, The Misfits (both eras), Rob Zombie, Black Sabbath, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Nine Inch Nails, and Nirvana. The songs in question were dark, moody, suspenseful, and mysterious, befitting the film’s Night of the Living Dead-inspired tone. In addition, Romero would bring on the legendary Tom Savini and David LeRoy Anderson for makeup, while Douglas Trumbull was brought on for the set design. In the effects department, Romero used a mixture of special and practical effects for the zombies, gunfire and explosions with military vehicles lent to the production by the US military who served as consultants for the film as well as a few members of the Pennsylvania National Guard, whom Romero met while making Dawn of the Dead. Other notable horror heavyweights, such as the Mustafa Akkad of the Halloween franchise, were also brought on to work on the film. For horror fans, Resident Evil was a dream come true, and fans of the franchise generally loved Romero for faithfully recreating the atmosphere and cinematography of the games.

    Romero had pitched the idea to studios as Mission: Impossible meets Night of the Living Dead. A special ops team is sent to uncover a strange occurrence at a seemingly abandoned house and must survive an onslaught of the dead. When Triad and 20th Century Studios picked up the rights to Resident Evil, they allowed Romero to have as much creative freedom as possible. So naturally, Romero would go all out with that freedom, constructing a full-sized recreation of the Spencer Mansion from the first game, complete with a working elevator, as well as hiring a large number of zombie extras to both play the undead hordes roaming the mansion, and for the carnage of the opening scene. According to George Romero, the number of zombie extras in Resident Evil reportedly doubled in 1985’s Day of the Dead.

    The film begins with a news report on a series of bizarre murders on July 24, 2000, on the outskirts of the fictional Midwestern metropolis of Raccoon City. Baffled by these killings' strange, sporadic nature, Raccoon City Police Department's S.T.A.R.S. team was assigned to investigate who or what was behind these incidents. After contact with Bravo Team is lost, Alpha Team is sent to investigate their disappearance. Alpha Team locates Bravo Team's crashed helicopter and lands at the site, where a pack of monstrous dogs suddenly attacks them. After Alpha Team's helicopter pilot, Brad Vickers, panics and takes off alone, the remaining members of the team — Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine, Albert Wesker, and Barry Burton — are forced to seek refuge in a nearby abandoned mansion. The team is separated and forced to investigate the manor for their missing teammates.

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    (REDFIELD is walking with VALENTINE in a section of the mansion)

    REDFIELD: So not only has that the pilot completely abandoned us, we're basically on our own in trying to solve this mess.

    VALENTINE: When this is over, remind me to put in a transfer. I feel like we just got stuck in a bad horror movie.

    REDFIELD: Who's bright idea was to have the guy with the nickname "Chickenheart" man the chopper anyway?
    —--------

    Alpha Team would continue to explore the mansion hoping to find answers. Along the way, they encounter dangerous creatures roaming its halls. The team eventually learns that a series of illegal experiments were being undertaken by a clandestine research team under the supervision of the biomedical company Umbrella Corporation. The creatures roaming the mansion and its surrounding areas are the results of these experiments, exposing the mansion's personnel and various animals and insects to a highly contagious and mutagenic biological agent known as the T-virus. Throughout all this, the main characters also encounter several members of the Bravo Team, including Enrico Marini, who reveals that one of the Alpha Team's members is a traitor before being shot and killed by an unseen assailant.

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    (BURTON looks around the dark corridor, gun drawn, looking for the assailant)

    BURTON: Who fired? WHO FIRED?

    (BURTON is then struck from behind and knocked out. WESKER emerges from the shadows.)

    WESKER: It's a shame, Barry; I always kinda liked you guys.
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    The only surviving member of the Bravo Team is Rebecca Chambers, a rookie who is found in an isolated room by Redfield and Wesker. The two men ask Chambers about what happened and how she got into the room. She explains that she was trying to hide from something and was sealed inside for her protection. Wesker asks Chambers what this "something" was, but she refuses to say who or what was trying to kill her. Redfield tells Wesker that he will join up with his sister soon and rushes to find her, unaware he has ulterior motives.

    Eventually, Chris and Jill discover a secret underground laboratory containing Umbrella's experiments. In the lab, they find that Wesker is a double agent working for Umbrella and plans to use the Tyrant, a giant humanoid supersoldier, to kill the remaining S.T.A.R.S. members. However, Wesker is supposedly killed in the ensuing confrontation, and Chris and Jill defeat the Tyrant. Then, after activating the lab's self-destruct system, they reach the heliport and manage to contact Brad for extraction. At this point, they are confronted by Tyrant one last time and defeat it again, saving Barry and Rebecca in the process.

    The movie ends with the main cast limping out of the burning manor just as the sun is beginning to rise. Chris and Jill kiss as the helicopter begins to descend for pickup. Chris’ sister Claire Redfield (played by Brittany Murphy) makes a brief cameo over a phone call to set up a sequel at the movie's end.

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    Among the few changes from the games we get, some of the more notable ones are that we spend time with the main characters before they get to the mansion, giving them time to interact with each other. In addition, Romero included a romantic subplot between Chris and Jill, which added more to their dynamic. Finally, many fans felt Wesker's betrayal was given more weight by showing him as a trusted teammate and friend to the others.

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    (CHRIS and JILL both have their guns trained on WESKER. He seems unusually calm as he turns around with his hands raised.)

    CHRIS: How long have you been manipulating us?

    WESKER (rolls his eyes): Oh, so dramatic. You know this is nothing personal.

    JILL: We trusted you, you asshole!

    (WESKER quickly moves towards JILL and pins her against the wall.)

    WESKER: Now, now, that's just impolite.

    (CHRIS points his gun square at WESKER'S head.)

    CHRIS: I swear to God, Wesker, if you don't put her down, I will rip you to pieces.

    WESKER: Ya know, I always thought you had a little thing for her, Chrissy, but I've got a little surprise if you go through with that plan. See, this building has a bunch of explosives rigged up to my heart rate. So if it stops, we're all going up in smoke[6].
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    Aside from Claire’s brief cameo, Romero also name-dropped Leon Kennedy as set up for a potential sequel. This would prove to be the right call, as Resident Evil would become the highest-grossing horror movie of that year, making $137 million worldwide on a budget of $39 million. Critics would also praise the film, citing the phenomenal chemistry between the lead performers and the eerie and suspenseful atmosphere evocative of Romero's earlier zombie classics.

    George Romero is primarily credited for this success, running a tight ship and ensuring he captured what made people love the games. Val Kilmer even went as far as to say that Romero was among his favorite directors to have worked with.

    With the success of the first film, Brittany Murphy would go on to star in Resident Evil 2 soon after, with then-unknown New Zealander actor Antony Starr joining as Leon Kennedy[7] and Thuy Trang, who had previously played Kitana in the Mortal Kombat movies, as Ada Wong (who was made half-Vietnamese at her actress' request), with Romero, of course, returning to direct every subsequent installment. Some of the main cast would also be given roles in the following games. Romero's Resident Evil series is often credited, along with Ted Raimi's Doom, is often credited with starting a mini-boom in similar adaptations of horror games, such as John Carpenter's Silent Hill movies, Wes Craven's Alone In The Dark, or James Wan’s Oni.


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    [1] Romero did pen a script for a Resident Evil movie with Peter Grunwald that was passed in favor of the Milla Jovovich star vehicle by Paul W.S. Anderson. That movie won’t exist, and Romero will get to make Resident Evil. As for Anderson, he’ll make more action and sci-fi movies with varying reception and box office numbers as he did with El C.I.D. and Shopping in his native UK.
    [2] Brendon had already booked a fairly prominent part in Final Girl: The Series as Xander in 1993, meaning he never took a three-year hiatus from acting and later got more roles. The fact that he and Romero worked together previously also helps with auditions.
    [2] Dad of the Dead and Carmilla were covered in Vampires, Zombies and Filmmakers…Oh, My! post, if you recall.
    [4] Here, since Nicholas Brendon has a better career, it's more likely he'll be able to get help for his various problems and his life won't turn into the depressing saga that it has much like Jake Lloyd after Good Omens and especially The Sixth Sense.
    [5] Danielle Harris also gets a better career out of this and finds more work outside of the Halloween franchise.
    [6] This was an actual plot point in the Romero script.
    [7] Yes, the same Antony Starr who would be best remembered as John/Homelander from Amazon Prime Video’s The Boys. Bare in mind that Romero had a knack for finding lesser-known actors and Starr will be approached by a talent scout to audition.
     
    She's Heeerrreeee....
  • Heather O'Rourke: From Child Star To Horror Royalty

    From the Bloody Scary Netsite, July 17, 2015
    Guest post by @MNM041 with assistance from @Plateosaurus, Mr. Harris Syed, @nick_crenshaw82 and @Nathanoraptor
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    She’s HHHHEEEE-reeee… after a long career hiatus to direct horror films! (Source: sergeykozyarsky on TikTok)

    To many, Heather O'Rourke will forever be Carol Anne Freeling, the creepy little girl from Poltergeist who uttered the famous line, "They're here,", but not many know the story of the woman who became one of the biggest names amongst horror directors. O'Rourke by her own admission, had fallen ill by the time she was twelve years old due to intestinal stenosis, which according to her parents led to her having a near-death experience. Thankfully, she survived, though her parents thought it best to pull her out of acting for sake of her health[1] which was actually the reason that Heather wasn't at the premiere of the third and final Poltergeist movie.

    "I had only really been alive for twelve years, and I had already felt like it might be the end. I remember feeling like I had missed out on a lot of my life because of working on movies, so I think I was kind of glad that it stopped for a bit, because I didn't want to spend my childhood growing up on camera," Heather explained when she sat down for an interview with us, "but at the same time looking back, I'm glad I got the those opportunities and I'm glad to be back working in entertainment."

    O'Rourke also said that she had, "a much more normal childhood than many people probably think I did. The biggest difference was that some of my friends were famous, but I also had quite a few friends I don't think realized I was famous. That's the thing, I wasn't Jack Nicholson or anything, I was just in three big horror movies and a few episodes of stuff like Happy Days."

    When Heather was fifteen, she decided she wanted to go to film school, inspired after rewatching herself in the Poltergeist movies, as well as by the Smart Slasher boom of the early 90s, and eventually found herself enrolling in NYU's prestigious film program. Heather said that growing up, she was “obsessed with Final Girl”. I even got a tattoo of the logo on my arm back while I was in college. After spending a lot of my middle school years being sick, I found myself gravitating toward Buffy because she was as strong as I wanted to be. A guy I liked in high school once said I looked like her and I swear to God, that was the best compliment I ever received in my life."

    It was in NYU she developed the concept for her first project, Meet the Joneses, a black comedy and satire-filled horror film that pastiched 50’s sitcoms like Leave It To Beaver and The Dick Van Dyke Show. As with the eventual full film, it told the story of a single father and his daughter moving to a new neighborhood next to a seemingly picturesque family harboring some dark, twisted secrets. However, most significant was that Drew Barrymoore would have a supporting role. Despite some controversy over the more shocking elements of the films from Evangelical conservatives, the film ended up making the rounds on entertainment news in 1995, both for how well it showcased her potential (winning several awards at film festivals), as well as the fact that actress Drew Barrymore played the main character in this film. A sharp, biting satire of suburbia and the nuclear family, this and her short film Running Scared quickly caught the eyes of many studios, and just as O'Rourke was starting to return to the spotlight as well.

    Two years later in 1997, Heather had begun to reestablish herself in the film industry, starting by landing a supporting role in the mockumentary Who Is Alan Smithee?. In the film, O’Rourke played a member of the documentary crew filming the antics and misfortune of the main character. Heather shot scenes for her character in her first acting role in over a decade and served as a mentor to the other unknown actors as she was the most experienced. "I kind of had to guide the others, because I was the only actual film school student there, which kind of made me feel like a douchebag because I was constantly telling the others that they weren't doing something right, even if it was something obvious. I swear that was probably the hardest job I'd ever had, because we were all spending most of our time trying to not laugh at Dana and Mike." said O’Rourke.

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    Brittany Cummingham (Source: ebay.com)

    Meet the Joneses was still on her mind, but even she had her doubts it would get picked up, as it possessed far more taboo subject matter than the likes of Poltergeist. In fact, even O’Rourke was shocked that she was able to get Barrymore on board for something as messed up as Meet the Joneses.

    "Everyone I knew was shocked that I was able to get Drew for my student film but the thing is, I just called up my best friend and asked for a favor. Drew was essentially the only one I knew from my child star days who I still talked to. She also tried to shield me from some of the more messed up aspects of the entertainment world as we got older, which I'm certainly glad for having heard most of the horror stories." Indeed, Drew Barrymore and Heather O'Rourke had been friends since childhood. The two quickly became close friends and Barrymore remained a consistent fixture in her life even after Heather left the spotlight. "I genuinely couldn't have asked for a more supportive friend throughout all of this." Even still, Heather has admitted that her friendship with Barrymore led to some frustrating moments. "An annoying number of my classmates, who I don't think realized who I was at first, suddenly thought it was okay to just assume everything about me was dumb luck which unfortunately became something I had to get used to hearing."

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    Drew Berrymore & Heather O’Rourke, circa 1982 (Source: Pinterest)

    Regardless of your thoughts on how she got her foot in the door, Heather still got her foot in and then some, as soon after, the film was picked up by Universal Pictures and produced by Barrymore’s own Flower Films[2] with Don Mancini, the creator of the Chucky franchise, being brought on to help tighten up the script and O'Rourke once again seated in the director's chair. On the making of the film and the changes made during it’s the transition to the big screen, O’Rourke said that while much of the script from the student film was included in the final product "Don really helped freshen it up and I really credit him with helping me bring the story in really incredible directions. He's really one of my favorite people to collaborate with[3]."

    When casting began for Meet The Joneses, it was essentially a given that Drew Barrymore would return to play the final girl, Brittany Cunningham, and here she would also serve as a producer on the film. "I knew straight from the jump, I wanted Drew to still be attached because she'd been such a big help getting the movie off the ground. We've joked that Meet The Joneses was the last film she ever did before she aged out of playing high school students."

    John Ritter was brought on to play her widowed father, George. Heather explained why she cast him to play the father "John Ritter was just the nicest guy on set, and he was honestly just game for whatever we had to throw at him, I just think the world of him."

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    Mr. Jones (Source:mad:nick_crenshaw82)

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    Mrs. Jones (Source: nick_crenshaw82)

    Casting for the titular Jones family on the other hand proved slightly more difficult, eventually ending up with Gary Cole as the father Robert, Jamie Lee Curtis as the mother Lucy[3], and Matthew Gray Gubler, Busy Philipps, and Rory Culkin as the children Richie, Carol, and Wally. According to Heather, "I just remember when we were doing auditions, all the guys auditioning for Robert were trying to lean into the creepiness, saying every line like a direct threat, then Gary just came in and read the lines he was a corny sitcom dad giving out life lessons and it just made my skin crawl for some reason. I knew after that was what I really wanted the family to come off like."

    Aided by her talented crew, O'Rourke crafted an immensely eerie satire, drawing from the works of Tobe Hooper and John Waters. "So some of the inspirations for this film were the shocking, often transgressive works of John Waters so when I heard that he wanted to be an executive producer how could I say no. Not only that but he took time out of his schedule to help me on set, he became one of my greatest mentors."Much like the student film it was based on, Meet The Joneses focuses on Brittany and George Cunningham as they move into a new home in the town of Castor Ridge, Colorado after the recent death of Brittany's mother. Across the street to them is the seemingly perfect Jones family, who all encapsulate the seemingly perfect American family which was intentional as O’Rourke wanted the Joneses to have “this sort of Leave It To Beaver style look for all of them like they just leaped out of an old sitcom. They just look too pastel, too artificial, and I wanted that to be reflected in their home. The car too I wanted to just seem out of place, so we ended up using a concept car from the 1950s."[4]

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    The Joneses home exterior, interior, and the family car (Source: IMDB, Zillow, and auto.howstuffworks.com)

    "I remember that I first came up with the idea for the film after hearing about this scrapped Leave It To Beaver movie that was being made around the time I was starting film school. In my head, I just thought how the Hell could you make a film based on Leave It To Beaver? Updating it would just make it dated, and if you don’t, everyone would just look creepily stuck in time. As soon as that came to me, it was like the ideas for this film just started pouring out of me, just ways to make what was presented as the ideal American family back then creepy as Hell."

    Indeed, the first act contains many instances of odd and disturbing behavior from the seemingly perfect American family and hints of disturbing secrets within the picturesque small town they inhabit, further emphasized when people around the neighborhood start going missing and the Joneses keep popping by the house and act rather condescending. Brittany begins to suspect that the Jones family may be involved, and though her father doesn't buy into it at first, a neighborhood boy named Andy (played by Paul Rudd) does, even claiming to have seen proof she's right through his bedroom window. When it came to casting the part O’Rourke admitted she "hadn't really met Paul before auditions began” but the reason why he won the role was because “Drew had worked with him before and was adamant that we cast him. I have to say that this was the right call, and I'm always glad to work with him again even after how famous he's gotten after No Worries[5]. He's actually told me before that he can't watch Meet The Joneses because he thinks he looked stupid playing a high school student by that point, much to my confusion because he hasn't aged at all since he first appeared on No Worries."

    As Brittany and Andy investigate further, more people begin to disappear more as their suspicions about the family are slowly but surely proven right, culminating in a dinner party that plays out like a Norman Rockwell painting from Hell. "I wanted to have a scene that was like that Norman Rockwell painting Freedom From Want with the end of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I even had an earlier draft that would have included a grandma for the family played by someone like Cloris Leachman, though realistically speaking, it probably would have just been me wearing a lot of old person makeup since I don’t believe Cloris or a Cloris-type elderly actress would sign onto this role because of scheduling or concerns over the subject matter. I suppose it's kinda fitting that Tobe Hooper, one of the guys who gave me a start when I was a kid would be one of my big influences." Heather told us in an interview on the making of the film.

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    A scene from early on in the film shows Mrs. Jones putting together a Halloween costume with the help of her husband (wearing the mask)

    Indeed, one of the climax's many shocking revelations includes that the Joneses are cannibals, having killed and eaten several of their neighbors. Even more disturbing, that "roast" that the Cunninghams and Andy had been served was actually made from the remains of a private detective, who has been investigating the various disappearances. The Jones family satirizes suburbia's obsession with maintaining the status quo and keeping their neighborhood presentable, as they see the newly-arrived Cunninghams as a major annoyance to their routine. Heather, while writing and going over the script, debated with Don with how much they could get away with in terms of content to avoid getting an NC rating since they were aiming for R unlike other films of the same genre. "Sometimes Don and I wonder if we went a touch overboard writing the script. Between the cannibalism, the fact that the dad turned out to be a Neo-Nazi, and the incest between the twins. I remember Don said that he thinks we'd have gotten obscenity charges if we made this even a decade earlier[6]. Honestly, I'm kind of proud of that. For my big debut, I got a bunch of big names, and a big studio behind me, and I basically made an exploitation film."

    While nothing of that sort happened, the film did receive controversy over those aspects, but that may have helped it at the box office, as Meet The Joneses became one of the highest grossing horror flicks of 2000 after it's release on July 4th of that year, grossing over $48.6 million on a budget of $25 million. Even O’Rourke was surprised at the film’s success and remarked "I remember, I had like a mini-panic attack when I found out how many people had seen it, mostly because I wasn't expecting to make something that big. I still kind of get goosebumps thinking about it. Like, I somehow went from a short film that nobody saw to the biggest horror movie of the year in like three years." The film was also praised by several big names in horror, including David Cronenberg and Rob Zombie, both directors whom O'Rourke would appear in the films of.

    "Rob Zombie is hands down, one of my favorite people I've ever worked with, always willing to take a chance on out there ideas and I think we've both helped iron out each other's worst tendencies as writers."

    Naturally with the film turning out to be a hit, Heather was brought on to write a sequel, despite the fact that O'Rourke intended to have it so the family died in the massive house fire Brittany started to rid Castor Ridge of them during the climax. "They tried to make us cut out this scene at the end where, when the house is burning down, the Jones family all went back to the dinner table and just started saying grace as their house burned down. That's supposed to be it for them." While ultimately this wouldn’t happen, many solutions were proposed. One solution suggested would have been to pull a retcon showing they had survived and implying a supernatural origin for the family which Heather was against. Another they proposed was making it a prequel instead, taking place before the events of the first film. There was even a suggestion to instead make it in question a TV spinoff about them, in which the Joneses would off a new victim each episode pastiching stock sitcom plots, but while it did garner support from the two, it was ultimately shot down due to concerns that they would be unable to find actors who could replicate the performances.

    The result was a film, Meet the Joneses: The Guest going the prequel route, and released in 2002 - right as Heather was cast in the film adaption of Scooby Doo which was the first sign that the film would end up having a troubled production. O'Rourke openly admits that her main reason for directing the film was that she didn't want someone else to make it. "After how much time I had devoted to those characters, I didn't want to suddenly just have that handed over to someone who would turn that into a cheap gorefest. I knew that after that film was over that whatever I did next would not involve the Jones family."

    The plot of this prequel centered on a 15-year old runaway (played by Amber Tamblyn) getting picked up in the dead of night by Mr. Jones while a search party was being led by her parents (played by Brent Spiner and horror icon Heather Langenkamp) and her older sister (played by Jude Barsi).

    "Production on The Guest was certainly… an experience to say the least. I basically decided that since I didn't want to make another one, but since executives were kinda forcing me along, I figured I'd just take a page out of Joe Dante's handbook and kind of do whatever the Hell I wanted to for the film. We basically all went to insane places and everyone was on board for it. That didn't stop things from being hectic, unfortunately. Looking back, I feel like the result was all over the place, and I don't think my approach of using everything and the kitchen sink was the right call. It was certainly a learning experience."

    Nevertheless, the film was largely disowned by Heather O'Rourke (using the Alan Smithee-like credit of Rick Carpenter as a means of voicing disapproval) and Don Mancini (the latter didn’t even have a hand in writing it, as his own directorial debut was beginning production at that point), though both of them would notably go on to work with much of the film's cast again. O’Rourke described the film as “A massive migraine for me though I was glad to get a chance to work with everyone involved. Especially Jude. I'm so glad I got to meet her."

    Barsi became one of most regularly recurring actors in O'Rourke's work, jokingly calling herself O'Rourke's muse. "Heather's like a big excitable kid, you can't help but feel happy around her. She's quite possibly the most beautiful soul I've ever met in my life. I love that woman." Barsi said of O'Rourke in a 2002 interview with NPR when asked about their relationship. Heather herself came out as bisexual later that year and the two officially announced their relationship in 2005.

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    O'Rourke and Barsi, circa 2005, shortly after the two went public.

    After the prequel, Heather made a return to acting albeit in supporting roles, starting with playing the character Mary Jane, the roommate of Daphne Blake in Kevin Smith’s[8] and James Gunn's aforementioned Scooby Doo adaptation. O’Rourke fondly described her experiences working with Smith and Gunn describing the two of them as "absolute joys to work with and I had a blast working on that film. I knew I wanted to keep acting and knew that I probably have to shake the child star off me, so to do that I ended up taking a role where I ended up making out with both Jennifer and Matthew. I feel like a lot of people were surprised by me in those films, but I'll be honest, I really didn't have to do that much acting."

    After that, her next films would also be about retro-horror subverting childhood, from 2004’s The Wendigo, about a group of scouts who get lost in the woods with the titular cannibalistic creature in a homage to 70’s backwoods horror, to Doctor Satan, a Grindhouse film about a mad scientist from the town of Halestown, Kentucky raising an army of undead mutants as the residents of the area he resides form a mob to take him down, and her television debut “Can I Keep It?”, an episode of the British anthology horror series Primeval about a child who finds a baby dinosaur in their garden… and asking the question… what happens when it grows up?

    Heather would nor be confined to horror, however. Whether it was family adventure films like 2008’s A Dinosaur in Central Park or the Kandi-esque drama film Sweetie spotlighting the mistreatment of child stars in the entertainment industry[9], Heather would still explore secrets and lies and the dark underbelly of nostalgia. "I like exploring the idea of exploring the twisted side that we consider comforting or normal and how it can ironically be disturbing to others, I mean Meet the Joneses was probably the best example of this but I think you can find this even some of the non-horror stuff I've done. I think that's probably the most recurring element of my career since I got into directing and writing, even in films I'm just acting in."

    Heather was also slowly brought into Tim Burton's Skeleton Crew Productions via Jude and has been working on films with them since 2003. "That's been a real dream come true for me, I've worked on a lot of amazing projects through them."

    However, in 2010, Heather announced a temporary hiatus from directing, citing a mixture of stress from a recent surgery and (with Jude jokingly saying that “I’m the breadwinner now”) a desire to spend more time with her and Barsi’s son, Jonah [11].

    But now that it's over and she’s back, who knows what she’ll do? But we can certainly say that Heather O'Rourke is here, and she's here to stay.

    [1] Hat tip to @nick_crenshaw82 for the idea for this movie.
    [2] As a result of Barrymore and Flower Film’s involvement being busy with and other butterflies, Charlie’s Angels (2000) will not exist as in OTL.
    [3] Don Mancini has very few credits to his name IOTL outside the Chucky franchise, with the outlier being that he wrote for Hannibal.
    [4] Recall in An Alan Smithee Production post that O’Rourke avoided a misdiagnosis and took a break from acting until her grand return in Who is Alan Smithee?
    [4] Yes, She does have Halloween jokes, like using a kitchen knife as her weapon and a few shots mimicking Michael Myers.
    [5] The concept car in question was made by the Kaiser-Frazer Corporation and once its featured, it will get a lot more recognition from both gearheads and the public, with any reference often being next to a Meet the Joneses joke.
    [6] This movie is kind of Paul Rudd's big break on film, as he ends up getting a lot more work after its success and proves that he’s not just Josh Lucas.
    [7] A reference to what happened to Sam Raimi after the release of the first Evil Dead.
    [8] The Director’s Cut does restore this, with O'Rourke and Mancini both stating that it depicts the family's canonical deaths.
    [9] Much like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, Heather becomes a regular collaborator with Kevin Smith.
    [10] Stay tuned for a future guest post on what these projects are like.
    [11] Credit to @Nathanoraptor for the name.
     
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  • Blown Out of the Water: How Aquaman became the Success It Was
    From the “ComicsCraze” Netsite by Noah Florence

    Guest post by @Nathanoraptor, @Plateosaurus and @MNM041

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    Generally this movie…. But not quite

    2000’s Aquaman seems like it’d be a lovely recipe for disaster - the second instalment in the 90’s DC movie universe without Sam Raimi’s even tangential creative involvement (even The Justice League had been based on a - significantly altered - Raimi outline) right after the similarly-Raimiless Catwoman had financially underperformed, about one of the B-List Leaguers - who was a comedy relief character in his introductory movie who was played by a comedic actor whose chops as a leading man were unproven - and directed by an “untested” director who had mostly done mid-budget horror films.

    It seemed guaranteed to sink (pun intended)… did it?

    No.

    Let’s dive into the story behind it, shall we? Let me take you back to the summer of 1998. As the new millennium approached, Warner Bros, after falling out with Sam Raimi over the creative direction of the DC movies (and eventually pushing him out), were in a pretty precarious place - whilst Garry Marshall had managed to salvage The Justice League, which had done quite well at the box office (and had received mixed-to-positive reviews), despite the vocal outcry from fans about how Raimi had been treated, the underperformance of Catwoman was making Warner nervous - whilst general audiences had seemingly been ambivalent on Raimi’s exile (and subsequent defection to Marvel), there was fear that The Justice League had been a fluke. For all intents and purposes, the franchise was still in limbo.

    The sudden - and tragic - death of Superman actor Robert Downey Jr had also caused ructions within the upper echelons of Warner Bros, with debates as to whether it might be best to kill the character off or simply recast - aware that the fans, who weren’t particularly enamoured with them anyway, (and Downey’s co-stars - many of whom had attended his funeral) would make such an endeavour walking on eggshells. And, if the franchise was going to be tied up anyway…

    A source who was close to the discussions at the time said, “It was a perfect storm for us - Sam [Raimi] was gone and had taken whatever plans he’d had with him to Marvel, Catwoman had underperformed and Robert [Downey Jr] - our flagship actor - had tragically died. People were looking at Aquaman and crossing their fingers - if it flopped, then we really were doomed.”

    Now, the film had the superficial advantage that critics and audiences had deemed Hank Azaria’s take on Aquaman as among The Justice League’s high points, with even negative reviews of the film praising his performance - however, whilst the fact that the character could stand out (and memorably so) in an ensemble was very much in evidence, whether he could carry his own movie was rather more of an issue.

    Regardless, the film got into production anyway, with Anthony Hicox in the director’s chair, with a script co-written by Hicox and John Logan. Tia Carrere was cast as Arthur’s love interest Mera. Whilst Carrere’s casting proved controversial at the time - despite the fact that she had been (coincidentally) Raimi’s ideal choice for the character - Carrere's has ultimately become the “default” look for the character.

    Recalling the controversy, Azaria said, “Tia got it pretty bad from the fans… well, no, a certain angry, insecure subset of the fans, I should say. It was surreal - if you’d told me that people were losing their minds about Mera’s skin tone, I’d have asked what decade you came from. What’s funny is that those same fans liked Tia in the role in the end and, in every DC thing since then, there’s a Mera that looks like Tia’s… so, basically, they lost their shit for nothing.”

    Regardless, there’s a wonderful screwball energy in Arthur and Mera’s interactions, with the stoic Mera often being forced to play the straight woman to the snarky, somewhat eccentric Arthur. According to Carrere, it was harder than it seemed, “I repeatedly had to fight back laughter when working with Hank - he has such a gift for comedy. But, of course, Mera rarely smiles and she never laughs.”

    And Azaria gets to show off a much wider emotional range than he did in The Justice League, whilst being just as hilarious. Screenwriter John Logan recalls, “We wanted to make Arthur kind of a trickster, rather than a fighter, in the sense that he’s someone who prefers to use his wits to get out of situations - and you don’t know how much of what he does he’s planned and how much he’s just pulled out of his ass.”

    Azaria further adds, “What I wanted to do was play him the way Sam intended, what Sam had sold me on - this guy who’s quirky and a bit theatrical and is a mediocre fighter, but makes up for it by using his wits… and willingness to cheat. We’d obviously seen hints of that in Justice League, but obviously, he wasn’t the focus there - he was just one of the crew, there to bicker with Superman and add levity to darker moments.”

    The effects are top-notch and Atlantis is beautiful-looking when we see it - with visual effects done by Framestore (who’d gotten famous with the documentary series Where Dinosaurs Roam[1] the year before - several of the marine reptile models from which were reskinned and used for Aquaman, partly as a budget-saving measure and partly due to Hicox’s desire that the marine reptiles look as accurate).

    Aside from all the creatures in the film (the sharks, hippocampi and marine reptiles that the Atlanteans ride), the deep-sea dwelling, anglerfish-like Dagonites and mermaid-like Tritonians were entirely CGI creations, done through Digital Acting, and, for the time, are surprisingly expressive.

    The film chronicles Arthur’s return to his estranged motherland (metaphorically speaking) after the first battle with the Apokolipsians and finding himself having to deal with his treacherous half-brother Orm (Alan Cumming), who schemes to conquer the Seven Kingdoms of Atlantis, allying with Black Manta (Peter Mensah) and the Xebelites, led by Mera’s hot-headed brother Leron (Jason Scott Lee). The key to stopping him is the legendary trident of the First King of Atlantis - the Hiawatha-style figure who first united the Seven Kingdoms - which gives its bearer power over the seas.

    Throughout the film, we reveal Arthur’s backstory - he is the illegitimate son of Crown Prince Atlan (Karl Urban) with a human woman named Teresa Curry (Maribel Verdu). Returning to Atlantis after his dalliance, Atlan married an Atlantean noblewoman, Atlanna and had a son, Orm, periodically sending Atlantean vizier Nudis Vulko (Morgan Freeman) to keep an eye on Teresa and Arthur (and teach Arthur about his heritage).

    Unfortunately, thanks to the manipulations of Atlan’s scheming brother Orvax (Neal McDonough), the King of Atlantis (Brian Blessed) (Arthur’s grandfather), found out about his son’s bastard, and reluctantly ordered Teresa and Arthur killed. Both of Arthur’s parents died protecting him and Arthur ended up being raised by his uncle, Thomas Curry (Federico Luppi).

    When the king heard the news of the death of his son, he died from grief and Orvax took the throne (surreptitiously ordering his sister-in-law executed for trumped-up sedition charges), manipulating his nephew Orm into becoming his puppet in the process.

    Pursued by Black Manta and Orm’s men, Arthur and Mera eventually find the ancient trident and the First King’s crown in the custody of the Dagonites, seemingly degenerate, deep-sea-dwelling Atlanteans who are viewed as savages. Arthur and Mera find a still-living Atlanna (Ursula Mohan) - who was taken in by the Dagonites (who are fully sapient) after escaping her attempted execution.

    Arthur has a talk with his “kinda-sorta” stepmother, who reassures him that his father loved him. Bolstered, Arthur gives a speech to the Dagonites (with Atlanna translating), apologising for the sins of the other Atlanteans against them - and they become Arthur’s main allies, with the promise that they will be integrated into Atlantis.

    Arthur, Atlanna, Mera and the Dagonites, with the First King's trident, head back to Atlantis to challenge Orm, who has united the remaining Kingdoms to his banner. The Dagonites battle Orm’s forces, whilst Mera duels her brother on ichthyosaur-back, eventually defeating him.

    Eventually, not wanting to risk the lives of his soldiers, Arthur challenges Orm to a duel - winner gets the throne. Whilst Orm, on his giant pliosaur mount, proves to be formidable, Arthur eventually defeats him by fighting dirty on his smaller plesiosaur - however, he chooses to spare his half-brother. Realising there’s no way to win here, Orm surrenders and is taken into the Dagonites’ custody. Arthur ascends to the throne of Atlantis with Mera and Atlanna by his side.

    Perhaps shockingly, Aquaman was a commercial and critical success, with critics and audiences praising the effects, performances (particularly Azaria and Carrere’s interplay) and the classic Hollywood adventure film feeling. Gene Shalit described Aquaman as “a terrifically - and unapologetically - cheesy adventure flick that does not display its B-movie sensibilities as much as proudly broadcast them”, whilst Sheila Benson said, “Hank Azaria’s marvelous performance (already a standout element of The Justice League) is the icing on the cake for a brilliant film that is set to rehabilitate the much-disrespected Aquaman’s status in the eyes of fans and audiences alike, whilst setting a new standard for CGI.” More critically, Roger Ebert said, “Aquaman is a bombastic, incredibly enjoyable, visually spectacular adventure film… rather sadly, that’s all it seems to aim to be.”

    Whilst The Justice League had proved Azaria’s ability to stand out in an ensemble, it was Aquaman that proved he could more than stand on his own as a leading man - in the aftermath, his film career went stratospheric, with him becoming Hollywood’s go-to actor for hammy and/or eccentric characters (alongside, of course, Nicolas Cage), most notably Captain Jack Swallow in Disney’s Red Sails franchise[2]. The film also made stars of three of its supporting cast - Tia Carrere, Ursula Mohan and Peter Mensah, the latter of whom would reunite with Azaria multiple times, most notably, in Red Sails: The Lost Souls, where Mensah played Dylan ail Don to Azaria’s Jack Swallow.

    Commercially, Aquaman proved to be 2000’s darkhorse hit, making over $400 million worldwide and managing to give Godzilla 2 a run for its money - rather more gallingly for Sam Raimi, it beat Iron Man (which Raimi exec-produced) both commercially and for the Best Visual Effects Oscar - even if Iron Man did slightly better critically.

    Recalling the whole shebang, Azaria said, “I never saw us as being in competition with Iron Man - none of us did. The press played it as a feud, when it wasn’t - I saw Iron Man and I loved it. I talked to Sam at Rob’s funeral about it and he was excited about Aquaman. I don’t know what the higher-ups think, but, with the creative people, the writers, actors, directors, you will find that most of us don’t buy into all that competition shit - many of us are fans of both Marvel and DC.”

    He continues, “It was bittersweet, to a degree - you’re happy when people like something that you - and a lot of people - have worked very hard on… however, Rob’s spectre hung over the film. Everyone was aware we were doing this for something more than just ourselves - at the end of the day, these movies are Rob’s legacy and you’re doing the best you can for the memory of a dear friend.”

    Aside from saving the 90’s DC film continuity and boosting Azaria’s career, the film rehabilitated the much-disrespected Aquaman from the joke pile. Many give the credit to Azaria’s own multi-layered performance as the character - combining hilarious quirks and oft-theatrical badassery with a surprising nuance and vulnerability.

    Warner were revitalised by Aquaman’s success. With Aquaman proving that the non Big-Three Leaguers could carry movies on their own (giving them time to work out what exactly would happen with recasting Supes), WB began looking into adapting others - they decided to start with Green Lantern.

    And the rest, as they say, is history.

    – – – –

    [1] - Verdu and Luppi were cast to reflect Azaria’s real-life heritage - he’s an American Sephardic Jew of Greek-Spanish descent. Yeah, now you know.
    [2] - Yup - this is this TL’s slightly blasphemous take on Pirates of the Caribbean. With Nic Cage and Hank Azaria playing Tony Stark and Aquaman in the same time window, they pretty much become Hollywood’s two go-to guys for eccentric and hammish badasses.
     
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  • 2000: Godzilla Rules Again!
    Excerpt from Kaiju Kingdom! A Brief History of Massive Movie Monsters, by Gogota “Go” Jira

    The Production:


    With the success of 1997's Godzilla, Universal and Toho were keen to continue collaborating – then-Universal chairman Jeff Katzenberg and Toho’s Shogo Tomiyama, in a joint press conference, announced a Godzilla trilogy, with the first sequel being scheduled for summer 2000, and theme park collaborations.

    With the sequel, director Renny Harlin and screenwriter John Logan (replacing Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, who were ultimately too busy working on City of the Sun and Iron Man with Disney-MGM to write the script) were eager to dip their beaks in the Toho library and have Godzilla face off against one of his classic foes. However, Toho's own revival of the Godzilla films, starting with 1999's Godzilla 2000, complicated matters, due to the studio's long-standing agreement that, aside from Godzilla himself, no two monsters could appear in the same film [1].

    When monsters were being divvyed up for the sequel, Universal quickly earmarked Anguirus, Rodan and Mechagodzilla for the film (Katzenberg was initially reluctant to use the former - who had appeared in Elliott and Rossio's original outline - but Harlin and Logan reassured him that Anguirus enjoyed a sizeable fandom), but were unable to use Mothra, due to her appearing in Shusuke Kameko’s Godzilla vs. The Guardians - ironically, because Godzilla 2 meant Kameko was unable to use Anguirus[2]. Mothra would later appear in Godzilla 3.

    Inspired by bulls, rhinos and hippos, as well as fossil dicynodonts/dinocephalians, Anguirus' more mammalian design is great, honouring the Toho versions whilst still staying true to real animal anatomy. Of the non-Godzilla Kaiju, it is he who gets the most – and the best – scenes - his emergence in Mexico and his role in the final battle against Mechagodzilla in Dallas granted him many fans in the early portion of the 2000s and gave the spiky Kaiju, absent from film for almost three decades, a much-needed boost in popularity.

    Now, Rodan's role is much more minor (he could be replaced by an original Kaiju and not much would change), but he gets some pretty good scenes – in particular, his emergence from the Great Lakes (as sensed by an elderly Native man) is one of the best Kaiju entrance scenes ever.

    The theme of the Kaiju being part of mythology (hinted at in the opening montage of the previous film, as well as in its Discovery promotional mockumentary[3]) in times past is reiterated with these two, as both are associated with mythological creatures in the places where they emerged.

    Particularly, Rodan is associated with the Native American Thunderbird, emerging in Iroquois territory, where most Thunderbird myths originate and there's a scene where an old Native man (who appeared earlier in the opening) senses his awakening. Even his leitmotif uses Native instruments. Pay attention to this – it’ll be important later.

    The Story:

    Three years after Godzilla's emergence and battle with the Broodmother, the existence of giant monsters has been revealed to the world… and, aside from Godzilla, other kaiju (Anguirus and Rodan) have emerged in the intervening years - Rodan emerging from the Great Lakes, whilst Anguirus emerges in Mexico.

    In the wake of this, an organisation, an organisation called the Kaiju Defence Force (KDF) has been founded to study and find ways to counteract the Kaiju. Dr. Henry Saperstein heads it, along with other scientists, in particular Dr. Lorelei “Lori” Andrews (Jennifer Aniston) - and Ben Wasserman (John Stamos) and the rest of his unit from the first film are members of it.

    The film opens with Godzilla, suddenly and unprovokedly, attacking San Francisco – whilst the KDF manage to drive him off, a good portion of the city has been destroyed. After the attack, Larry Morton (Jack Black) is under the belief something’s fishy – because Godzilla would never attack a city unprovoked, a sentiment shared by Dr. Andrews. Wasserman, however, is unconvinced.

    Shortly after the incident, Wasserman goes to see his father, John Wasserman (Robert Redford), a retired US general and decorated war hero. Father and son have a little philosophical debate - Ben defending Godzilla and the KDF, whilst John believes the KDF are side-stepping the issue of protecting people from these potentially dangerous giant monsters (and he's not entirely wrong, given that Saperstein, the KDF's head scientist, practically seems to worship them). It’s clear that there is some tension between father and son – and not just on the issue of Kaiju.

    Shortly after his son’s visit, Wasserman is contacted by Joseph Wilkins (William Shatner), an old friend of his from their military days, and now a US Senator, who, after a bit of reminiscing, asks him for a little favour…

    Taking Wasserman senior to a secret facility, bankrolled by him, Wilkins plays on John's belief that something needs to be done to protect people from Godzilla and other monsters, Wilkins argues that Godzilla is a destructive, dangerous wildcard, as are all the Kaiju - the Broodmother and her offspring coming close to wiping out the human race proved that. So, he concludes - shouldn't we have something that can stand against Godzilla in case he turns on us?

    (This is all bullshit, I should point out - Wilkins doesn't give a rat's ass about protecting people. This is all to sate his greed and ego)

    Wilkins reveals his solution - Mechagodzilla, a gigantic robot built in Godzilla's image that can give humanity the advantage it needs. The reason why he needs John is, ostensibly, good PR (because a decorated war hero endorsing the Mechagodzilla project is good for the optics) - however, secretly, it's so Wilkins can spy on the KDF. Convinced, John agrees.

    As the film goes on, Godzilla, Anguirus and Rodan rampage across America, whilst the KDF struggle to contain them. During a press conference, Wilkins announces Mechagodzilla – “humanity’s new protector!” Ben starts to ponder whether Godzilla has, indeed, turned on humanity, as his father tells him – Larry, however, is unwavering in his faith and convinces Ben there’s something worth investigating.

    Investigating the attacks, Ben, Larry and Dr. Andrews head back to one of the ruined buildings at the San Francisco rampage, they find a destroyed device that appears to be some kind of sonic transmitter. They also find that all the cities Godzilla, Rodan and Anguirus attacked have buildings owned by a shell/holding/whatever company… linked to Wilkins. In some of the other buildings, they find transmitters too.

    Meanwhile, the finishing touches are put on Mechagodzilla – and it’s time for a “test drive”. Tracking Rodan to Wounded Knee, Mechagodzilla attacks the pterosaur Kaiju – whilst Rodan puts up a fight, he is quickly subdued and brutalised by Mechagodzilla. Horrified at the brutality, John attempts to convince Wilkins to stop – however, Wilkins refuses to listen, with a smirk on his face. Realising he can’t win on reason , John punches out Mechagodzilla's pilot before Mechagodzilla can land the killing blow, allowing the wounded Rodan to limp off.

    Through their investigations, Ben, Larry and Lori have figured out enough to tie Wilkins to the Kaiju attacks – and the Mechagodzilla project. They are about to put together a case for their investigations when they promptly get a call from KDF HQ - both Godzilla and Anguirus have suddenly starting heading to Dallas… and their paths are looking to cross.

    Meanwhile, Wilkins and Wasserman senior argue over the incident with Rodan. It is here that Wilkins reveals his ultimate plan – lure Godzilla and Anguirus to Dallas, using his neural transmitter, where the two will fight each other. Once both have been weakened (and enough of the city has been destroyed), Mechagodzilla will swoop in and finish both of them off. Disgusted at his old friend’s greed and dismissal of innocent lives, John storms off to warn his son and the KDF. Sneering at Wasserman as a “coward”, Wilkins heads to Dallas on a helicopter, saying, with a smirk on his face, “When Godzilla breathes his last breath… I want to be the one who spits it back at him.”

    Meanwhile, Godzilla and Anguirus both arrive in Dallas – and begin to fight each other, with Godzilla quickly gaining the upper hand. Tracking down the facility in Dallas, the KDF, arriving on John’s warning, manage to subdue Wilkins’ men and find the transmitters, managing to deactivate them – smugly declaring that they are “too late”, Wilkins summons Mechagodzilla, who begins beating on the exhausted Godzilla and Anguirus, before running off. The KDF team manage to disconnect Mecha-G’s controls, causing it to stop in its tracks.

    A few minutes later, however, Mechagodzilla reactivates on its own… before going on a rampage on its own accord – displaying a strange, and particular, obsession with killing Godzilla. However, Godzilla and Anguirus team up to take him down and, whilst Mechagodzilla puts up a good fight, Godzilla and Anguirus ultimately overwhelm it, eventually destroying it by ripping its head off.

    Now, very briefly, we see a small, pulsing, organic brain inside Mechagodzilla’s cracked skull casing… before Godzilla crushes it between his jaws[4]. (This would come back in Godzilla 3 – in a big, big way). Godzilla and Anguirus roar in triumph at the felling of their mutual enemy… before giving each other a respectful nod and part ways.

    There is a brief lull as everyone celebrates the victory… before an enraged Wilkins walks up to them, holding a gun, ranting about Mechagodzilla’s destruction, the failure of his plan and how “they chose the side of the monsters”. He prepares to shoot John - however, Godzilla crushes him before he can. An overawed John gives Godzilla a salute, finally understanding his son’s respect for the monster, which Godzilla seems to acknowledge.

    The film ends with a montage of Godzilla, Anguirus and Rodan peacefully roaming about the US (Anguirus napping in a large canyon, Godzilla swimming though the sea and a healing Rodan drinking from one of the Great Lakes) as Saperstein gives a monologue to a group of Senators about how co-existence with Kaiju is necessary.

    The Acting:

    The humans of the film are a slight improvement from its predecessor. Most of the unit from the last film are back and do a pretty good job, with John Stamos and Jack Black as Ben Wasserman and Larry Morton providing wonderful interplay as their characters banter throughout the plot. Black gets significantly more to do – his firm and unwavering faith and admiration of Godzilla and the Kaiju, compared to Wasserman’s pondering on whether the great Kaiju has turned on humanity, as his father and Wilkins espouse, provides good foundation for some of the more emotional moments of the film.

    Of the new characters, William Shatner is almost deliciously evil as corrupt US Senator Wilkins, whilst an against-type Jennifer Aniston is adequate, but largely forgettable as Dr. Lorelei "Lori" Andrews, a scientist for the KDF. However, she would get a far bigger role in Godzilla 3 so, as an introduction, it’s not half-bad.

    For those who are mourning Robin Williams' absence, Robert Redford's John Wasserman, estranged father of Ben Wasserman, provides an apt substitute. Having the best character arc of anyone in the film, Redford imbues his character with paternalistic gravitas and conviction, conveying his growing disquiet with Wilkins' project (and his eventual disgust and defection spurred by the brutalisation of Rodan) perfectly.

    However, as usual, it is Steve Buscemi's Dr. Saperstein who steals the show. Serving as the pro-Kaiju mouthpiece of the film, Saperstein gets all the best monologues, which Buscemi performs with all the dignity and conviction of a Shakespearean monologue, maintaining gravitas even when the content is a tad cheesy. A particular stand-out is his closing speech, to a committee of Senators at the end:

    "I think the events of the last few weeks have made it clear, Senators, why the KDF is needed - and perhaps more importantly, why killing Godzilla and his fellow Kaiju is a fool's endeavour. Our history indicates that we co-existed in balance with them once - a co-existence that we have long since forgotten. And, faced, with our mismanagement of the planet in their absence, they have returned - the first gods, the old gods. The true gods.

    Now, some may believe the Kaiju are destroyers - but I can tell you that nothing could be further from the truth. The Kaiju provide an essential balance to our world and their duty is to protect it and us - even from ourselves. Especially from ourselves. Senators, if we are to survive, we must find ways to coexist with them - as we did once. This is the dawn of a new age - or the return of a very, very old one. Or both. It all depends on your point of view. By looking at our past, we can learn how to live in our future."

    The Themes

    Whilst the first Godzilla told a (mostly) original story, Godzilla 2 serves as an in-spirit remake of 1974's Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla. The two films have an identical premise - a normally benevolent Godzilla suddenly and inexplicably becoming destructive, because of Mechagodzilla.

    When Mechagodzilla's revealed, he first explodes out of a mountain and tears apart a weaker kaiju before Godzilla challenges him. Mechagodzilla gives Godzilla a hard time and, at one point, has a beam war with him (and wins) and almost managing to bring Godzilla down, to the point where Godzilla has to team up with a mammalian kaiju to defeat him, and eventually ripping his head off.

    However, there is one important difference in this Mechagodzilla - rather than being an alien creation, this Mechagodzilla is 100% American, a product of the military-industrial complex - the brainchild of corrupt Senator Joseph Wilkins (William Shatner). And this allows the film to analyse some very interesting themes…

    An aside here, non-American friends of mine have often told me that they are unnerved by the borderline worship the US places on its military might – certainly, celebration of military might is a key component of American hyper-patriotism.

    Unlike previous incarnations, Mechagodzilla is designed in a very Art Deco/World War 2 style[5], with weaponry that deliberately leans towards the ostentatious - yes, he's designed to fight giant monsters, but fourteen cannons is probably overkill. As well as this, Mechagodzilla has a powerful armour coating, which, as Wilkins emphasises, is made with white-hot, cold-rolled Pennsylvania steel.

    Wilkins hypes Mechagodzilla as the world's new protector - reflecting the US' post-WW2 portrayal of benevolence on the world stage, protecting the world through its military power. However, it's made abundantly clear that Wilkins' rhetoric is bullshit - all Wilkins cares about is the money and the power, appealing to Wilkins’ greed and ego, mirroring the disturbing imperialistic subtext of certain aspects of US foreign policy.

    As well as this, the Kaiju rampages that Wilkins proclaims Mechagodzilla is needed to stop were engineered by Wilkins himself, to drum up support for his anti-Kaiju movement, echoing conspiracy theories about various terror attacks in the previous years (in particular, Oklahoma City and the Disneyland shooting).

    This theme is best shown during Wilkins' "test-drive" of Mechagodzilla, where the robot brutalises Rodan and is only stopped from killing him by Wasserman senior's interference. This choice is not accidental – and relates to a little bit of historical symbolism.

    As mentioned before, Rodan is associated with the Native American Thunderbird. Therefore, Mechagodzilla brutalising him represents a darker aspect of US military worship - the US cavalry overcoming the Indian nation, which nearly wiped out the Native American people. The fact that Mechagodzilla's brutalisation of Rodan takes place on the site of the Wounded Knee massacre furthers the point – what Mechagodzilla represents was founded on the violent subjugation (and near-genocide) of a people.

    Even when the symbolism is removed, there is nothing admirable about the scene – it is a wanton, unprovoked act of brutality, showing just how petty and cruel Wilkins really is and how unjustifiable his aims are. Even two decades on, the scene is horrifying - Rodan's pained screeches and the terror on his face have stayed with many 90’s kids, myself included.

    The Release:

    Godzilla 2 debuted at Grauman’s Chinese Theater on June 20th and received a wide release on June 23rd 2000 opened at the # 1 slot, knocking Aquaman off the spot … before being knocked off itself two weeks later by X3: Rise of the Phoenix. It would eventually gross $420 million worldwide on an $100 million budget, managing to perform quite well (being the highest-grossing non-Marvel film in the summer of 2000)

    Despite out-performing its predecessor, its critical reception was rather more mixed, with critics praising the effects, performances (especially Redford and Buscemi), and action sequences, but the script and some of the characterisation were criticised. Roger Ebert said, “It is what you expect from a monster movie – bombastic, visually spectacular and enjoyable – but it is, regrettably, not boundary-breaking in any way.” It was nominated for Best Visual Effects at the 2001 Oscars, but lost to Aquaman.

    The Legacy:

    Godzilla 2's impact cannot be understated - after the critical and commercial failure of Universal's own Creature From The Black Lagoon and the box office disappointment of Disney's Dinotopia: A Land Apart From Time three years prior, studios worried that the Jurassic Park bubble had burst. Universal had put Peter Jackson's planed Kong remake on hold (after the film had already entered pre-production), Disney had put Dinotopia: The World Beneath on indefinite hiatus and Warner had been reluctant to greenlight their long-discussed Beast From 20,000 Fathoms remake.

    However, the one-two punch of Godzilla 2 and Jurassic Park 3 a year later provided a boost to the genre - aside from completing their Godzilla trilogy, Universal put Peter Jackson's long-standing King Kong remake back into production, Warner finally greenlit their The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms remake and Disney defrosted Dinotopia: The World Beneath.

    True, the boost was a temporary jolt - after the Godzilla trilogy ended and a planned Jurassic Park 4 took a decade to even enter production, even the hit that was King Kong and the minor success of Beast from 20,000 Fathoms and The World Beneath weren't enough to save it slipping into obscurity for the next decade – before a grand revival (including the return of both Godzilla and Jurassic Park) as part of the 2010’s obsession with all things 90’s –but, hey, it was nice while it lasted.

    – – – –

    [1] – This is slightly different to OTL – the deal, IRRC, is that two Godzilla films can’t be in production at the same time.

    Because of this clause, that each studio has “backup” choices in case they can’t use the monster they want – for instance, for this movie, Baragon and Varan were Universal’s backup choices in case they couldn’t use Anguirus and Rodan. (But of course, Katz would try and get the popular Kaiju right off the bat).

    [2] – The GMK Ghidorah is butterflied – instead, Kameko makes a compromise, replacing Anguirus with Mothra and Varan with the also-obscure Manda. Now, Kameko wants to replace Baragon with Manda (so you’ve got Mothra, Varan and Manda – who were all guardian monsters in the films they were introduced in), but Toho won’t let him (because Baragon’s surprisingly popular in Japan), so he has to replace Varan with Manda instead.

    [3] – At some point pre-ABC merger, Universal get a stake in Discovery – and they use that stake to make a promotional mockumentary. Basically, it’s Jeff Corwin searching for a mythical “Sea Titan” in the South Pacific (which is Godzilla) - the mockumentary ends with Corwin going on a sub to a deep part of the Pacific… and we get a Godzilla cameo.

    There’s also a “Behind the Monsters” doc series, in which the reality behind various Universal movie monsters is shown. For example, the episode about King Kong, which ties into the release of Kong: King of Skull Island, has primatologists talking about the "killer gorilla" myth and how it relates to the portrayal of Kong in the 1933 film, before those same primatologists talk about what we've found about gorillas since then, with famous gorilla scientists and famous gorillas (e.g. Koko, Jambo, Bushman) being discussed, and how the portrayal of Kong in King of Skull Island reflects those changes.

    In addition, cryptozoologists and folklorists discuss the notion of the wildman in world mythology and how that connects to the 1933 Kong, with things like Bigfoot and the yeti being discussed, aswell as this, the "lost world" archetype in fiction is brought up and how it feeds into the portrayal of Skull Island. Finally, palaeontologists talk about Gigantopithecus as sort of a "real life Kong" and you give information about it. It's also mentioned that Gigantopithecus wasn't discovered until two years after the original film's release.

    [4] – As for the organic brain… all I’m going to say is that it’s a thread for Godzilla 3, which both delves into the history of the Godzillas and features a certain tri-headed Golden Demise. The Mechagodzilla brain is tied into one of those factors – and yes, it becomes a thing in TTL Godzilla media that Mechagodzilla has some sort of organic component (of various points of origin).

    [5] - The designers look at things like aircraft carriers to make him seem like a piece of US military hardware, with a deliberate lean towards the ostentatious - or to put it in layman's terms, literally the only thing that would make him more "AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!" is if he were draped in the American flag.
     
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  • How to Revive a Franchise—20 Years of Transformers Evolution!
    Article 111, The Deston Basic, 04/07/2018 [1]
    Post by @TGW and @Nathanoraptor


    So, let’s lay out a hypothetical for you.

    Recently, a combination of natural nostalgia for long ago days of happiness and an artificial blast from the past in the form of a very successful movie has triggered a desire to create a new incarnation of a well-known (though not perhaps highly regarded) franchise for a new generation. It’s been ten years, not exactly to the day but near enough, of the last time your franchise had a cartoon on the TV barring commercials for merchandise. And it ended on a pretty conclusive note, on the whole, at the recommendation of the much respected and much reviled Jim Henson. The comics too wrapped up albeit not too long ago, with perhaps a more open ended story than you might have expected but even so. [2]

    And for whatever reason this silly little show struck a big chord in the youth of the eighties. The reason why the gravy train ran out can, in some respects, be placed upon the shoulders of careless executives who did not realize that while they saw toys to be removed from shelves, children saw characters getting slaughtered. [3] So you have the choice of sticking to the canon (But being beholden, to a certain extent, to the decisions of ten years ago which is creatively limiting) or going off on your own direction (which will piss off said invested fans and in the worsening climate, maybe that’s not a great thing).

    You are Disney, and you are about to start work on Transformers.

    How do you go about it?

    Of course, we know the answers to this. Transformers: Evolution as it will become known will go on to run from late 1998 to 2004 in various forms from a proper animated series to a movie that flipped on a coin between being released theatrically and going straight to TV. [4] A whole new generation of fans will come to regard the show as ‘their’ Transformers, and while that will pay off dividends in terms of merchandise and in keeping the show running long enough to get to a conclusion, the battle between Geewuns and Geetooz [5] will not be resolved by the end of it. The staff on it will receive their due credit and the careers of many up-and-coming animators and writers will begin to take shape from the series. But back then, Isenberg was bluntly honest about not having a clue what to do.

    So we’ve decided to create a guide to show the process of perhaps the most important first step. While never officially given a name, the first season of the show was a thirteen-episode arc that fans have come to refer to as ‘War in Heaven’. It is this first season we will focus on, as it is here that many of the decisions that will affect the series will be decided, where its strengths are discovered and tested.

    So we’ll not be talking about the introduction of the Dinobots/Combaticons, or the arc where Rapticon dies and Packrat must grieve his death or even the infamous "Enemy Within" episode. We’ll not mention the Children of the Makers or the acclaimed “Heart of Energoa” finale. Perhaps another day, or perhaps not. No instead we will focus upon the twelve-episode, and what it has to say about how the series became so well loved.

    The Staff

    With the, admittedly somewhat vague, remit of a new Transformers show, the first step was to begin building the writers room. The aim was to build a mix of old and new, with veteran Transformers writers mixed in with “new blood”.

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    Some of these guys (Image Source: TFWiki)

    The most notable of the “new blood” was Marty Isenberg, one of the earliest to be contacted, who had, by this point in his career, done several freelance scripts for all sides of the animation nation. From working with Greg Weisman on that show with the gargoyles to a brief stint on The Spirit to even dabbling a little in Y’allywood for a time. [6] Nonetheless, his body of work impressed the Disney execs enough to ask him to be co-showrunner – which was still at a nebulous stage as the Board had decided that while a revival of the series would go ahead, no one was quite how to handle it. He met with Jim Henson and the two had a frank conversation about the issues that were going to be faced. Following the discussion, Isenberg began gathering a ‘crack commando’ squad to work with him on developing the new series.

    Three of the initial recruits were Transformers veterans. David Wise may have been busy working on the TMNT franchise but he had been equally as hard working on the Transformers during it’s peak. Despite his somewhat infamous reputation from cribbing off his own plots for various shows, he was well-regarded and seen as a good force to be reckoned with. The comic book writer Marv Wolfman had also wrote several episodes of the show, but this was a happy coincidence as Isenberg picked him due to his excellent runs on stuff like the Teen Titans. Despite some grumbles in the early 90’s, he had remained at Marvel following the conclusion of his work at DC and with his contract coming to a close, Isenberg was able to convince him to bring his genius back to the animated screen. [7]

    However, for co-showrunner and lead writer, both Isenberg and Disney only had one name in mind – long-running Transformers scribe Simon Furman, “We picked Simon—” said Isenberg in an interview in 2008, “—because A: He was responsible for taking a lot of the stuff that the cartoon had created and running with it, and B: We knew early on we were going to be competing with stuff like Gundam and those Brave shows, the Transformers rip-offs….shit, is that going to get quoted? But anyway, if we needed an epic feel, he’d be the one to go to for that.”

    Perhaps surprisingly, he initially turned them down. Recalling, Furman said, “The people at Toon Town called me and asked me to be the showrunner. I turned them down because I had no experience in showrunning or television writing. However, they said ‘You’re working with some of the best writers in the business and you know this material better than anybody else. You’ll do fine’. So I thought it over… and I changed my mind.”


    In addition, one other would join who were quite fresh to the franchise but was no stranger to Hasbro. Christy Marx had worked on a lot of series over the years but had been responsible for the introduction of Jem and the Holograms into the world. [8] Her choice was deliberate as one of the things that Henson and Isenberg had agreed on was that the Transformers would be a little less boy-centric this time around. This caused some early friction amongst the team, one of the only acknowledged arguments that has been released.

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    The woman herself (Image Source: TFWiki)

    “Simon is a great guy, I like him a lot. And he’s got some really interesting ideas about how the Cybertronians should be different to the humans. I want to stress that once we had the female Transformers, he never wrote them any less competently than the men, or never tanked them, or was never spiteful towards them. But he has this thing where he believes that you should always write the Transformers as….well, robots. Sometimes that works, he was the one who pushed for romances between Transformers of all genders because, of course, robots would have no moral hang-ups or consider such relationships taboo. We pushed that a little further than we might have done thanks to him. [9]

    But that had its downsides, because he believed that there was zero point in having a robot have gender because why on earth would a robot have one? We did stymie him a little by asking why, in that case, they had to be all men but the argument continued. It was never anything unprofessional or mean-spirited but it was getting to a point where it might be. [10] In the end, we finally got him to calm down by putting forward two points. One, while in a technical sense it was true that there was no reason that a robot should have a gender, the kids are really, REALLY not going to be caring about that when they’re smacking the toys against each other and making “Pew pew” sounds. And two, we had the compromise that all Transformers were technically genderless, but, as they came into contact with alien races that did have genders, began identifying as whatever gender they thought fit them best. Having your cake and eating it too, it rarely works but it seemed to satisfy that very, very odd itch of his.” [11]

    The Setting

    “The important thing I remember in my meeting with Jim—” Marty remembers “—was that I came away with a real understanding of how he had come to terms with the Transformers in his first few years. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get why he was so against them at first, but the explanation he gave was one that sat in my head for a good while afterwards. I didn’t really get it until we started planning things out and it all just clicked into place, y’know?”

    The meetings, made before the pitch was required, were useful in hashing out several details. Firstly, the story would not be a continuation of the original cartoon or indeed the comic. While Wise and to a lesser extent Wolfman made the argument for continuation, both Isenberg and Furman were in agreement that there had been too much introduced and established for their liking, or for the new audience to follow. In particular, the culling of the original 86 movie was something that was going to be hard to undo, especially given that many killed were the more famous Transformers that people actually liked. [12] However, references to the original would be littered throughout the show proper which we will get into in a moment. [13]

    With a post-Rebirth series out of the equation, Isenberg found that the writers, Hasbro and Disney didn’t need to think for very long on the direction they wanted to take, “Hasbro, Disney and the writers room each wrote down our first idea for a new series on a piece of paper. Our unanimous selection was ‘Beasts’.”

    Next was the matter of their preferred animation. On this, all were in agreement. If Transformers was to fit in the new world created by the influx of imported mecha anime, it would need to be animated in a style similar to it, preferably by a Japanese studio. In the end, Hasbro executives recommended that Ashi Productions and Trans Arts Co be used to animate the show proper. [14] The result was a very smooth and distinctive style that fit right in with the current market, but with designs unique enough to set them apart. And it was of those designs that the next decision was made.

    The story took shape from each writer’s ideas. Marx proposed that while a downsizing of the cast was going to be necessary, it would be of some worth to have a good amount of characters to work with even in the first season. [15] Hence the unofficial ‘ten-a-side’ decision enforced across the series.

    When it came to the setting of the series, the writers were conflicted – should it be set on Earth or on an alien world? Wolfman and Wise both raised points about how Transformers fans enjoyed different styles of episodes, Wolfman arguing for science fiction and Wise defending the traditional earth-esque setting. Furman suggested a compromise – an Earth-like “jungle planet” (later called Energoa), which would provide them with a degree of leeway on what animals the characters would be turning into. [16]

    An increasingly rare meddle from Henson himself made a request for something to be included, as Furman recalls, “Jim [Henson] has always been interested in environmental issues – and he wanted to keep things grey in the series… principally because he’d been initially uncomfortable with the Sunbow stuff and wanted to avoid some of the notions he’d found uncomfortable… So he suggested this third faction of Transformers who want to preserve the natural harmony of Energoa… and who view both the Maximals and Predacons as negative influences. So we came up with the idea of the Makers and this third faction that came about from their tinkering stasis pods.”

    The writers came up with a common theme in the series – putting individual differences aside in the name of a common good. Isenberg, Furman and others have repeatedly stated over the years that there was nothing metafictional about this at all (not many believe them, but still) With the players all decided, it was now time to cast them. Taken by Henson’s reading of the original Autobots, Isenberg put forward what he would later refer to as the ‘Commandments of Cybertron’ in tongue in cheek fashion. They were, more or less, the following:

    1: Maximals carry weapons, but they are not weapons. Predacons have weapons built into them, always ready for battle. This carries over from their Autobot/Decepticon ancestors

    2: Due to the extremes of the planet, the Maximals and Predacons must take on beast modes.

    3: Maximals have much more respect for the nautral harmony of Energoa than the Predacons do - the Predacons seek to conquer and stripmine the place, whilst the Maximals try to stop them and preserve the planet's natural harmony (where they can, of course).

    4: The Children of the Makers prefer more traditional melee weapons - almost no blasters/cannons/whatever.

    5: A recurrent theme of the destructive consequences of war on the harmonious world of Energoa should be pushed.

    He half expected to get laughed out of the room. But to his surprise, Furman loved the idea and noted that he had a few things he’d yet to work into his comics if they needed them. The presentation went better than expected and, after some consideration and haggling, the project was a-go. But there would be one final thing to work out, one last argument to be had and it's one that arguably changed the direction of the franchise forever.

    About ten months ago at the time of this article, a book entitled ‘The Free Lunches’ was published which detailed the often frantic and harried discussions between animators, story editors, higher ups and the like during the ‘lunch’ break. Others not tangentially involved in the process itself would arrive and get to tuck in and get an additional show, hence the title of the book. One of the more infamous is a battle between David Wise and Simon Furman regarding the Transformers and K-I-S-S-I-N-G though whether or not they were sitting at the tree at the time is not known. Isenberg regards the whole thing with a laugh and an embarrassed shake in the head, but he gave us an explanation of what went on.

    “We were talking, I think we were, about the Transformers and romance. I remember we’d had plans for the first season proper to introduce Elita-One who had been in the original cartoon, we thought it a good chance to bring her in and have someone for Prime to bounce off. It was Marv who’d come up with the idea to pair Pounce and Ursodiol up too. And that brought Simon out in one of his ‘creative’ moods. I say that like it’s a bad thing, it really wasn’t, but every so often he’d stick on a problem he had and never let it go. That problem being romance. Once again, why would a robot-based civilization have romance. But unlike the last time when we were all pretty adamant about having female Transformers, it was David who did the lion’s share of defending.

    See, Simon never watched the original cartoon when he was writing the comic books and he thought them a little childish at the time. I’ve since learnt that the day after our argument he went out and bought a VHS of it and came back a convert. He shook David’s hand and everything, told him he loved Season 2. Fair play to the man, he got back on the good side soon enough. But anyway, he hadn’t done it back then because he'd written what he considered the more ‘adult’ version of the Transformers. [17] And I think someone must have mentioned that to David and something about it, the tone, the words, the implication that he’d done better work than David, something triggered this burst of anger. Particularly seeing that Wise had written two episodes that featured romance heavily, one with a human-transformer relationship and one where he’d done a sort of ‘Hero’s Journey’ thing with Optimus Prime and his girl back home Ariel, who later turns into Elita One. So I think Dave waged the war on that front.

    Anyway, they start arguing with me stuck mediating. They gave very good points to both sides. Simon argued that whether they were factory drones like in the cartoon or created by a god like in the comics, there was no feasible point for the Transformers to have relationships of a romantic nature. He in particular indicated that the reason they could not was because there was no such relationship to be had without sex, and what the hell were they implying? David fired back that in that case there was no point to having the Energoans be a big part of the story since the fact they have kids clearly indicated that sex had occurred. He further pointed out that no one, except maybe the perverts and that was a smaller market than Simon thought, gave a damn about the Transformers having sex and if anyone thought that an innocent kiss on the cheek or holding hands equalled erotic and passionate love-making they were off their damn heads. “Every other show has something like what we’re offering and what, just because they’re robots we have to come up with all these weird justifications for it?!”

    Then Christy slid a piece of paper across with both her and Marv’s handwriting upon it. “Will this do?” she asked casually, as though she had just finished dusting down the table or something. And that was where the ‘Sparks’ came into the story. Both of them were….well, mollified is a strong word but they both seemed to cool down a little bit. I added a little touch of my own, suggested we take a break and then went to find the nearest bottle of strong stuff that I could.” The Spark Document is, to the writer’s knowledge, the first time that a detailed description of the Transformers life-cycle was established. Previous writers had come up with little ideas here or there, the brain module from the Marvel comics or the corpse of a dead Transformer turning grey from the cartoons. But this was the first time that a step-by-step explanation was offered and while future incarnations would ignore it or reimagine it, all were now aware of it’s existence. For those wondering or needing a refresher on what the document contains, let’s break it down simply:

    1: The Spark is the centrepiece of all Transformers life. Like our species, Transformers often attempt to work out whether their existence is the result of science or a higher power, so too is the spark regarded as potentially a highly sophisticated piece of machinery or clear proof of a ‘soul’. Sparks are typically found in a Transformer’s chest, buried deep inside, hard to reach and easy to destroy. They can be transplanted but the operation is not an easy one.

    2: Sparks are a naturally occurring phenomena on the planet Cybertron. Depending on whom you believe, either the great god Primus planted an infinite multitude of sparks into the planet or they are a naturally occurring resource independent of anyone’s desire. In any event, sparks are harvested from the planet and taken to Vector Sigma. Again, depending on you ask, Vector Sigma is either a mystical being and the legacy of Primus made manifest or it is a very advanced computer that is merely doing it’s job. In any event, Vector Sigma manufactures a body for the spark and then places it inside. The activation of the spark causes the subconscious elements of the personality therein to alter the body for it’s own purpose. But soon a Transformer emerges. This explains why Starscream had the Seekers and Bumblebee had his many mini-bot clones, and so on and so forth.

    3: The difference between the two sides and their approaches to Sparks cannot be more different. The Maximals believe in the ability of a single being to alter the course of their destiny, that there is no fixed role in society for a single Transformer and that said Transformer can experiment and learn what their own path is. Predacons have a semi-functionalist approach (ironically enough, given the most common origins for their Decepticon precursors), if you transform into a drill you are a construction robot, if you are a tank you are a warrior, a communications terminal takes you to news reporting etc, etc. (Obviously, the Preds we see, being a bunch of renagades, have since adapted out of this).

    4: The Transformers have attachments but not as we know them. Transformers do not need to have sex to procreate, for the supply of sparks makes that a moot possibility. A Transformer lives for millions of years at the very least, so it is not a matter of keeping the population high. Sex does not enter into any conversation. Attachments are therefore based around connection, joy, a platonic love and desire to spend time with those important to you. Sometimes this takes the form of long term friends and colleagues, but in terms of what we humans call ‘romance’, two Transformers may decide to become colleagues because they feel that they make them a better person or because it brings them happiness that is not achievable with friends.

    “Well, if we read all that out on the air, it would be damn boring wouldn’t it?” chuckles Isenberg, “No, we decided to make a joke out of it, I wrote the joke incidentally. The old ‘Pounce and Ursodiol learn about sex’ bit is one of those that I thought would get cut somehow. I suspect that Jim might have pulled a few strings, he laughed quite a bit when we showed it to him.” [18]

    And what of Packrat and Rapticon? Two months after the Free Lunches was published, Wall Street Journal had their newscasters talking about an alleged plot to indoctrinate the children of the late nineties with gay propaganda thanks to confirmation by Furman and Wolfman that they’d come to write the two characters’ arc as a romantic one. Marty considers this for a moment and then shrugs, “Sure we did! It wasn’t intentional at first, they were just the whole Odd Couple thing – these two characters who bickered, but eventually became friends. But then someone, I forget whom, showed Rob and Maurice a piece of fanfiction of the two and we walked in on them acting it out. It was very funny, to be frank, and the person watching had clearly picked up on the characterisation very well! But as they read it, your mind starts to consider the possibility even just to mock it. And I can’t remember which one of us suggested that we…slyly indicate to the outside world that this was the case, but we were all giggling like kids when we did it.”

    While the five of them wanted to drop the pretence by the end of their arc in Season Two (with Packrat telling Rapticon he loves him as the latter lies dying), in the end Disney went above them. But Chairman Henson was quick, in the nineties at least, to quell attempts to shut down the light amusement. “We were not as careful as we thought we were,” admitted Marty, “Myself, I blame Rob and Maurice. We’d give them two-takes each time – one time they’d do the banter as belingerently flirtatious… the other time, normal. But every so often the editor would get mixed up and put the other read in. It was never swearing or cursing or anything like that, it was all within the realm of innocence. But that bastard Falwell threatened to raise a stink, we insisted that it was all just two mismatched friends giving each other hell. Certainly it was nothing worse than, say, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson. Or some of those Tom Cruise movies. It was such a storm over nothing that even Jim defending us and insisting that Falwell was making something out of nothing didn’t make the headlines of the paper. He was all for them being a couple, but he gently and firmly insisted that we cool down a little bit. So we did….didn’t stop the animators finding a way to sneak occasional semi-romantic glances, or Packrat leaning against Rapticon. I’m amazed it took this long to be worked out!” [19]

    The Plot

    Before we continue to the cast, we may as well discuss the plot of the mini-series. We will be condensing the plot down considerably, there is as per always More than Meets the Eye (Yes, yes, I know!) with these episodes and we recommend you get your hands on a copy! So, let’s provide a quick synopsis as easily as we can so that we do not spoil anything for any newcomers.

    In this continuity, the war between Autobots and Decepticons has been over for many, many years. The Autobots and Decepticons have ‘evolved’ into Maximals and Predacons – and an oft-uneasy peace has come between the two factions. Over the centuries, Cybertron has become isolationist, with the exception of scientific exploration. The series’ setting is the world of Energoa [20] – a mostly untouched, pristine world, home to dangerous wildlife and a race of multi-coloured beings known as Energoans who are at a roughly tribal level of development, who worship a race of mysterious aliens called the “Makers”. [21]

    Over the course of the thirteen-episode first season, a group of Maximals led by Maximus Prime (at least initially) track a Predacon stealth vessel that lands on the planet and prepares to make it their new base of operations. With the planet’s energon fields necessitating them to take on new beast modes and mysterious structures indicating a mysterious presence on the planet, it seems that even when the battle is over, the war has just begun.

    The focus here is primarily on two aspects, spectacle and character dynamics. In the former, every episode of the first season tackles a different kind of massive emergency from the first battle to the fifth episode’s long-since copied reunion of Primal and Megatron on the top of a waterfall in homage of the original G1 series to a tragic loss midway through the first season. Perhaps the most well remembered of all of these is the long fight that starts at episode ten’s end, continues throughout eleven and then finally concludes three quarters of the way through episode twelve. Beginning at the rim of an active volcano which (In a reversal of fortune from the original cartoon) the Predacon ship crashed into, the Transformers battle each other both in and outside, before it is discovered that the volcano is some sort of weapon – constructed for an unknown purpose. As the Maxies and Preds throw it down, Megatron and Optimus truly come to blows for the first time and the end of the world seems to be inevitable. Ending with the Predacons forced into retreat, Primal left with big shoes to fill and the Makers deciding that the Maxies and Preds have brought too much destruction to Energoa for them to not interfere, it made for a hell of an impact with the kids of the 90’s.

    Character-wise however, a lot of focus was put on getting interesting relationships between the characters. Pounce and Prowl bicker over the direction to take the Maximals, while Pounce serves as constructive criticism and friend to Optimus. Optimus struggles with the chains of command, after (SPOILER) Maximus Prime’s death near the two-thirds-mark of the first season. The Energoa-bound Maximals argue with each other (Jawbreaker and Bumblebee in a brother and sister nature, the Maximals’ mistrust of the recently-defected Rapticon) but ultimately all love each other very much. Even the Preds get decent development. Megatron hates Lazerbeak but finds him amusing and useful in small doses, contrasted with his respect for Leatherwing, who in turn is loyal to his leader, whilst Scorponok schemes in the background, plotting his own agenda.

    A short summary, simple and to the point. Have to watch the rest of the series to get the best stuff.


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    Elements of these two shows bleed through despite their elimination from the timeline (Source: TFWiki)

    The Toys
    The merchandising sales, as Isenberg recalls, were particularly important. “All that shit with the Shepherds happened just as we were breaking Season One and one of their attack points was that Disney was ‘wasting time’ on IP that hadn’t been relevant in years – the Muppets were a specific target in this regard, but Transformers was thrown in there too.”

    Fortunately, the toys sold like gangbusters, with Isenberg fondly recalling, "Oh I loved them! Yeah, we actually got to test some of the toys with the kids which, I mean, thank gods we weren't all in the same room. Some of them were pretty easy, I seem to recall – I seem to recall Optimus Primal’s toy reused some of the transformation scheme from G1 Razorclaw. A few had this 'Gold Plastic Syndrome' which I'm told was a real nuisance from back in the day. And I remember that Darksteel was a big seller, people couldn't get enough of him!”

    Hasbro, however, found some of them harder than others, “I remember we got a very polite letter from Hasbro half-jokingly asking if we could refrain from doing snake Transformers – because Coiler had been such a nightmare to manufacture! I thought they all looked great, they looked cool in both modes. Never saw all the problems people had with them but then I'm not a kid....well, in body anyway. I don't want to think about all the effort that got put into them, I hope whoever it was got compensated for it."

    The Cast

    You’d think the decision to make a clean break with the show’s past would make things easier when it came to casting. On the contrary, it did not – whilst some roles were easy to cast, others were not. Whilst many of the Disney animation talent pool (including original TF voice actors Frank Welker, Rob Paulsen and Maurice LaMarche – and others like Jeff Bennett and Jim Cummings) were available, many American TV studios had begun working with Canadian studio the Ocean Group, to strengthen ties between the voice acting unions of LA and Vancouver – many of their talent pool (including future Evolutions cast members David Kaye, Scott McNeill, Venus Terzo and Blu Mankuma) had worked on the Disney-distributed dub of the Russian animated film Adventures of Mowgli.

    In the end, while several actors who had performed in the eighties cartoon would return, none would appear as their original characters (or the equivalent of their original characters). Overall, and including the occasional comment by Isenberg and the alternate modes, the cast included the following:

    Maximals

    Optimus Primal:
    Rather than the veteran leader of the Autobots, this Optimus is new to the chains of command – having gained the role after the death of his superior, Maximus Prime, midway through the first season. Furman and the writers didn’t have to look far for inspiration, “We based him off Jim Henson, this constant battle to try and do the right thing even when the world is screaming at you. And Garry [Chalk] rose to the occasion beautifully.” [22] His beast mode was a lion.

    Pounce: The cocky, snarky second-in-command (and literal “cool cat”), Pounce often acted as a foil to Optimus. Beau Bllingslea ultimately voiced the character, with Isenberg recalling, “Beau portrayed the character as a mix between Tupac Shakur and Little Richard”[23]. His beast mode was a leopard.

    Maximus Prime: Deforest Kelley was the guest star for the first season, a role that would begin with Episode 1 and end with Episode 10, as essentially ‘Bones’ in metallic form. Chuckling, Isenberg remarked, “God bless him. He told me, wryly, that Leonard had suggested he ignore the whole thing but he needed the money. [24] Turns out he wasn’t too great in terms of health, but he gave it his all. It might have been how positive he was about the show, he did not have to do that by the by, that got Leonard back for the series. A dear, dear man.” [25] Maximus’ beast mode was a mammoth.

    Hound: Voiced by Jerry Nelson [26], this Hound (a relic of the time when the G1 names were all being used) returning the character to his original significance albeit as a far more in-tune with the planet kind of person, described as the ‘cool but Kooky old uncle’ of the makeshift family. According to Furman, “We got Jerry entirely by accident, we were asked what the characters would be like and I think it was Christy who said that Hound was like Jerry. I’m really happy he was so willing to play ball, Hound could have been far more annoying if we hadn’t have had him.” Hound’s beast mode was a coyote.

    Jawbreaker: Voiced by Cree Summer, Jawbreaker was conceived as a mix of the warmth and kindness of the original Arcee with the bloodthirstiness of a Whoopass Girl, of whom the character was conceived as a tribute to. Her beast mode was a spotted hyena.

    Packrat: Rob Paulsen, portraying a snarky, Brooklyn-accented demolitions expert who provided much of the comic relief with his relationship with Rapticon. His beast mode was a pack rat.

    Rapticon: Maurice LeMarche, using his Doctor Strange voice to portray the aloof ex-Predacon, who was more at home in his beast mode than expected. According to Isenberg, “Pairing up Rob and Maurice was an accident, but we thought we’d roll with it. Of course, it worked out great, as it always does.” His beast mode was a Utahraptor.

    Hot Spot: Voiced by Ian James Corlett, a kid-appeal character in the Bumblebee vein, initially a somewhat impetuous rookie with a chip on his shoulder who had to develop into a better bot over the course of the series. As Isenberg chuckles, “Yeah, we struggled with names for him for a while, before someone came up with Hot Spot as a pun - because cheetahs have spots. I never said it had to be a good pun!” His beast mode was a cheetah.

    Prowl: Steve Blum, marking one of his first big roles since his correspondence with actors Bob Bergen and Jack Angel [27], played the flustered and by the book strategist of the Autobots, with a darker role in the coming seasons. Furman gushed, “For his first big job, I think Steve did great! We were pretty sure he was going to be on to bigger and better things as the years went on.” Prowl’s beast mode was a wolf.

    Ursodiol: Tress MacNeille, a pill-popping, energon-drinking, foul mouthed doctor who is perpetually on the brink of a nervous breakdown. Chuckling, Isenberg recalls “Learning that our equivalent of Ratchet was going to be a woman early on in the original treatment was, apart from a finishing blow to Simon, a good starting point. We wanted as chaotic a character as we could think of, and Tress delivered!” Her beast mode was a bear.

    Additions

    Razorbeast: Voiced by John DiMaggio, this surly, snarky warrior, noted for his tenacity and hot-blooded nature made for an entertaining addition to the series. His beast mode was a warthog.

    Digger: Digger, based on G1 Cosmos, quickly became a breakout character, partly due to April Winchell picked to play a character who, if brought to series, would be recurring as opposed to a main. According to Isenberg, “We needed a comedy relief character, Digger was that way. We didn’t realize the little geek would be so popular, and that’s on us, again.” Her beast mode was a mole.

    Grimwing: An honourable, chivalrous and somewhat aloof warrior, Grimwing slips into the role of Packrat’s straight man after the death of Rapticon (no romantic subtext here, though). Scott McNeill (who also voiced Stinger) was ultimately cast in the part, playing it with a combination of aloof dignity and humour. His beast mode was a gryphon.

    Dinobots:

    Grimlock: Voiced by Clancy Brown, this Grimlock, unlike the Hulk-speaking primitive of the cartoon, was a powerful, aggressive and brutal warrior (but with an ultimately noble heart) – his take-no-orders attitude caused him to chafe with Optimus Primal, whilst his destructive, hot-headed nature led to clashes with Tigatron.

    Slug: The Dinobot second-in-command - voiced by John diMaggio (doing a Scottish accent) - Slug was just as hot-tempered and aggressive (if not more so) than Grimlock. His beast mode was a Triceratops.

    Snarl: Voiced by Jeff Bennett, Snarl was sarcastic, aggressive, rude and ill-tempered - despite this, he was good at spark. His beast mode was a Stegosaurus.

    Sludge: Voiced by Bill Faggerbake, Sludge was the bruiser of the Dinobots, but with a sensitive, friendly side. His beast mode was an Apatosaurus

    Swoop: Voiced by Rob Paulsen (doing a Groucho Marx-style voice), Swoop acted as the Dinobots’ scout/demolitions officer – and developed an odd friendship with Packrat.

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    Optimus Prime, but not as you know him (Source: TFWiki)

    Predacons

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    Basically this guy, yeeess… (Image source: TFWiki)

    Megatron: This Megatron was cast in the vibe of Colonel Kurtz – a charismatic, ruthless, power-craving, would-be tyrant with vague pretensions towards godhood, who commands a small army of renegades on an isolated jungle world. Whilst many actors auditioned for the role, David Kaye was ultimately cast. Elaborating, Isenberg said, “We’d sent out a message looking for the guy who’d played ‘Grand Boss’ in one of the Braves and Shere Khan in Adventures of Mowgli - and David was pretty happy to test. I’m so glad he did.[28].” His beast mode was a dragon.

    Lazerbeak: An ambitious second-in-command in the Starscream mould, Lazerbeak was a capable aerial warrior (deftly explaining why Megatron kept him around), with an arrogant, cowardly and buffoonish side. The character was ultimately voiced by Hank Azaria (although Charlie Adler was a close second choice). Laughing, Isenberg says, “I tell you, the arguments we had over whether we cast Hank as Lazerbeak (back when he was Starscream), was just…it was a really tough choice. I’m glad we did, but even so, I can’t help wondering what would have happened if we’d have picked Charlie instead…” [29] His beast mode was a Cearadactylus – the pterosaur made newly popular thanks to Jurassic Park.

    Leatherwing: The Soundwave of the group, Leatherwing was the quiet communications officer/spymaster who had a fierce loyalty to Megatron. Paul Dobson ultimately voiced the character. His beast mode was a vampire bat, with Isenberg saying, “We spent a lot of time trying to figure out what beast mode best fit him – and then we came on a vampire bat, hanging upside down in the bowels of the Predacon base. I think it’s as good a job as we could have done.”

    Scorponok: The Predacon mad scientist (who was secretly serving his own agenda and would eventually go rogue), an against-type Rob Paulsen was ultimately cast, giving a surprisingly terrifying performance as a twitchy, deranged evil genius whose twisted demeanour and maniacal cackling caused even his nominal comrades to be wary of him (and gave a whole generation of children quite a lot of nightmares). His beast mode was (you guessed it) a scorpion.

    Stinger: The comic-relief “butt monkey” of the Preds, Stinger’s buzzing, rambling speech, whining at his lot and constant bad luck would lead to him being a well-loved character. He would eventually quit, angered at his treatment, and join the Children of the Makers. His beast mode was a wasp.

    Bludgeon: Portraying the fan favourite from the comics was one of the harder tasks, despite Furman pushing for it heavily. In the end, the decision to focus upon his own twisted honour was what finally triggered what they wanted to do with the character. His skeletal form, raspy, terrifying voice (courtesy of Jim Cummings), crocodile beast mode and his contribution to the body count of the series cannot be understated.

    Manterror: The snarky, abrasive Manterror quickly became a fan favourite with his malicious quips. Most of this can be attributed to the performance of his voice actor Kevin Schon (doing an impersonation of Nathan Lane), as voice director Susan Blu recalls, “Most of Manterror’s quips were ad-libs from Kevin.”

    Spittor: Voiced by Richard Kind, this disgusting Predacon toady (literally) acted as one of the comic relief characters of the series. His beast mode was a toad.

    Additions:

    Coiler:
    The Preds’ “bad girl”, Coiler was a smart, deadly and resourceful femme fatale – however, as the series went on, she became more sympathetic, eventually joining the Maximals. According to Isenberg, this was not planned from the beginning, but was changed due to her voice actor, Kath Soucie’s performance, “Kath brought a wonderful vulnerability and nuance to the part, which led to us rewriting her role somewhat”. Her beast mode was a cobra.

    Darksteel: Voiced by Carlos Alzaraqui, Darksteel was a Latino-accented “street punk” with a motor mouth and a fondness for quips. “Concerns were raised of having a Latino-coded character who was this aggressive punk type”, Isenberg recalls, “These concerns were allayed when it turned out that Hispanic kids loved the character”. His beast mode was an amphithere (a feathered, winged serpent from European heraldry).

    Silverhound: A Cockney-accented short-tempered bruiser who was often annoyed by Darksteel’s constant quipping. Fred Tatasciore was ultimately cast, with Isenberg saying “Fred and Carlos just had a wonderful energy together”. His beast mode was an amarok (a hulking, wolf-bear creature).

    Combaticons:

    Onslaught:
    Corey Burton, doing his best Christopher Lee as the savvy tactician with his own private ideals and plans for his Combaticons. His beast mode was an Asian elephant.

    Brawl: Voiced by Brad Garrett, Brawl was a dumb bruiser with a deep desire for battle and war, and a surprisingly philosophical side that he tries to hide as best as he can. His beast mode was a water buffalo.

    Vortex: Voiced by BJ Ward, Vortex was one of the most terrifying Combaticons – a rather unhinged aerial warrior with the demeanour of an incredibly twisted little girl. Her beast mode was an eagle.

    Blast-Off: Voiced by Chuck McCann, Blast Off was portrayed as a snobbish cyber-ninja with a surprisingly deadly move-set. His beast mode was a shark.

    Swindle: Neil Dickson, doing his slick and savvy salesman schtick once again, this time with an additional hint of menace that bleeds through despite his efforts to remain affable, ”We tried to get Eric Idle, and let’s be real he did so many of the other shows at the time, but I think the movie might have scared him off. Or maybe they paid him more, that’s probably it.” [30] His beast mode was a rat.

    The Makers and Their Children

    Tikaani:
    Sheena Easton provided the voice for the most prominent of the Makers, who was friend and foe in equal measure to the Maximals. Isenberg recalls, "Sheena brought this wonderful enigmatic energy to Tikaani."

    Tigatron: Blu Mankuma voiced the leader of the Children of the Makers, who, after their first encounter, developed respect for Optimus Primal's ferocity and fighting skills. Whilst somewhat aloof and holier-than-thou at times, he was ultimately noble. Beast mode was a tiger.

    Airazor: Voiced by Venus Terzo, second-in-command of the Children, she was often aggrieved by having to deal with the other members. Her beast mode was a falcon.

    Sabreback: Voiced by Dan Castallaneta, Sabreback served as the muscle of the "Children" - powerful, but not terribly bright. Despite his aggressive, dim-witted demeanour, he was strangely one of the nicer members. His beast mode was a Kentrosaurus.

    Formikon: Voiced by Jeff Bennett, this kind of creepy member of the Children viewed the Makers as his "Queens" – despite this, he was somehow one of the nicer members of the team (after Sabreback). His beast mode was a fire ant.

    Geochelyus: Voiced by Rob Paulsen (doing a Scottish accent), this aggressive, somewhat quick-tempered member of the Children often ended up butting heads with the Maximals. His beast mode was a snapping turtle.

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    The Makers are pretty much these guys… only a bit more sympathetic in intention (Source: TFWiki)

    Native Energoans

    Edo:
    Voiced by Dante Basco, Edo is a young Energoan warrior, who can be somewhat hot-headed at times. Despite initially mistrusting the Maximals, he soon develops a bond with Pounce, who is more than happy to take the young Energoan under his wing.

    Penni: Voiced by Deedee Magno Hall, Penni is Edo’s twin sister and his opposite in personality – bubbly, friendly and optimistic, she is the first of the native Energoans to really start to trust the Maximals

    Tomas: Ken Sansom, Penni and Edo's father, a former warrior, who lost his leg in a previous battle. The choice of actor was a deliberate reference, given his interactions with Hound (a character originally played by Samsom).

    Dariella: Brigitte Bako, The daughter of Chief Bergon, who appeared cold and above it all despite her best efforts to be friendly due to her restricted childhood. A gradual thawing in the relationship with the Maximals sees her develop into a warmer character.

    Chief Bergon: Voiced by John Stephenson, the chief of the Energoans initially mistrusts the Maximals, but eventually comes to respect Optimus for his leadership skills and bravery, “Very much inspired by Muska from Castle in the Sky.”

    High Priest Jero: Voiced by Leonard Nimoy, the Energoan shaman/high priest initially mistrusts the Transformers for disrupting Energoa’s natural harmony… however, he warms as the series goes on, forming an odd friendship with Hound (due to their mutual admiration of nature on Energoa).

    The Impact

    Twenty years on, it’s rather remarkable how much of the series holds up. The animation is stunning, the story does a good job of reinventing the continuity, the voice cast is incredible and it’s ending (An all-out war the like of which the G1 cartoon could only scratch the surface of) is breath-taking to watch even with all the advances in technology. Multiple franchise-defining tearjerkers, not quite up to snuff with Prime’s death, but certainly close [32], it has plenty of laugh out loud moments, action, excitement and intrigue. All thanks to five people who nearly killed each other getting the show made. Let’s quote Marty Isenberg before we wrap up.

    “People often ask me, are you proud of the series you made? I say, yes, of course I am, very much so. And then they ask me what I’d do differently. And I tell them it’s simple. I’d leave it the fuck alone.”

    [1] In OTL we have Seibertron.com, but with the butterflies it’s possible that this takes it’s place, or it could be just a similar website.

    [2] Given the somewhat open-ended nature of the previous post on Transformers The Movie, we've filled in the blanks a little. "The Rebirth’s" seven episodes end with Galvatron, Scorponok and all remaining Decepticon forces trapped within a pocket of time created by the Plasma Energy Chamber, to be watched over until the end of time by the Autobots. The comic series ran for 100 issues in the US (Of a four-issue mini-series, please note) and resulted in Furman getting to do his post Issue 80 plans properly with a hopeful ending of a new alliance between Cybertron and Earth.

    [3] That this happens to be my own opinion does not mean that there is no truth to it, as attested by a good many sources over the years.

    [4[ I think that the series would be popular enough to get a big screen movie but I can also imagine that being burnt so bad might prevent it so. I’ll leave that up to interpretation.

    [5] Yeah, Geewun is a OTL fan term, Geetooz is my own creation. I am rather proud of it, in point of fact! It goes without saying that the OTL Generation 2 gets butterflied away, along with some truly excellently awful colour schemes for the new toys.

    [6] OTL Isenberg did work on Gargoyles and Batman the Animated Series, and despite all the butterflies, it's not hard to imagine him still working on IITL counterparts/replacements/whatever easily.

    [7[ In OTL, Wolfman had moved to Marvel by the time the nineties had rolled around but would later leave following a dispute over his ownership of the characters. He’d also started the decade working at Disney Magazine, so in IITL he’s given a better shake for his troubles and gets to return to a job he actually held in OTL.

    [8] One of the authors was very tempted to bring Gail Simone into the mix, or someone of that ilk - but, from an intent to keep the butterflies relatively considerate with my butterflies, so Marx had to do!

    [9] A combination of the slow and often halting acknowledgement of queer characters and the sense that you can do more with cartoon robots than with people means the conservative news apparatus doesn’t really target the show. At least, not until it’s too late.

    [10] Unfortunately, there wasn't really any way to get around this - we're well aware that Simon Furman has some WEIRD views about fembots in his stories. Whilst, to his credit, he has never made a big deal about it (especially when he wrote stories with pre-established characters like Beast Wars and the like), the man is doggedly determined to stick to the idea that Transformers have no sex but if they did, they would all be male. We’re not even going to get into the mess that is IDW’s Arcee here, but a similar conversation came up in this and got shot down very quickly. It seems to be more of a bugbear than a particular animus against women….but then we're not the best people to tackle that. Now one of the authors (Nathanoraptor) would argue that a compromise about this would be to make gender in Transformers more a matter of identity than biology - "biologically" genderless, but male/female-presenting.

    [11] Now, this too will go unnoticed for a while... before the internet decides to make Evolution a LGBT trailblazing show and basically confirms that TFs as a species are ‘non-binary’'.

    [12] One of the authors (@TGW) debated about this a lot - it’s not as if the ideas is completely insane, stuff like Extreme Ghostbusters got made to pander to the nostalgia for the Real Ghostbusters era... but ultimately the leaps I’d have to make to get all the characters back onto a level playing field is just too much in the end.

    [13] These are mostly allusions in the backstory – before the Dinobots and Combaticons show up in S2. Cybertron’s isolationism is mentioned to be due to “historical incidents” on Earth and Nebulos and there’s also a mention for the “Reintegration Act” after “the Nebulan Wars” (the Rebirth).

    [14[ In OTL, both these studios will produce the Japanese exclusive Beast Wars II and Beast Wars Neo to fill time between the release of the original Beast Wars to Japanese shores. Incidentally, the more jokey jokey tone of the BW dub is butterflied away and Transformers remains a relatively strait-laced show in Japan.

    [15] It would take a small miracle to have a bigger regular cast than G1 - the numbers are relatively close to that of Beast Wars during it’s runs.

    [16] The name is used in OTL for Beast Wars II’s setting, but it’s a close enough name that it's hard not to imagine it being used.

    [17] OTL according to an interview with Furman....which at present I am struggling to find but might be on the Beast Wars Season 3 DVD?

    [18] Some of this would enter the franchise via fits and starts in Beast Wars, Animated and the IDW Comics, I don't think it's beyond the realm of possibility that some of these ideas would come up in conversation particularly seeing as Isenberg was a part of Animated at the very least.

    [19] See, this might seem absurd for the nineties but in OTL Beast Wars there's an episode where the ghost of Starscream arrives and possesses one of the characters (Roll with it) who then forms an alliance with the treacherous femme fatale to scheme and do Starscream esque things. As they walk away, if you pay very close attention, Starscream's hand starts going in a downward direction towards....well, you're all adults, you work out where. The point being that if you can get away with the implication that Starscream was about to cop a feel, a little touchy-feely stuff between two male Autobots might (just might) go under the radar. For source, the episode is here and I reccomend focusing on the section from 11:40 to 11:46

    [20] Now, the fact that the BW equivalent is very emphatically NOT set on prehistoric Earth leads to an interesting butterfly in the franchise down the line...

    [21] AKA, having the cake and eating it too. Wacky and serious side by side, as it ought to be with Transformers.

    [22] Chalk’s performance is similar to Optimus Primal’s OTL – however, there’s a bit more insecurity and nuance here, because, obviously, he’s got big shoes to fill.

    [23] Billingslea is one of many voice actors who gets involved in more mainstream productions thanks to the animation boom.

    [24] So why did DeForest take the role? The same as why he took a role in Brave Little Toaster goes to Mars per OTL? I’m not sure, though this does lead to a rumoured Transformers curse due to the deaths of Orson Welles in 1986.

    [25] I’m not entirely sure when Nimoy stopped thinking of Transformers as a low point in his career and became more enthusiastic to return for Michael Bay’s films (I mean, that he’s related to Bay through marriage helped I’m sure) but it gets accelerated by Kelley having a grand old time in his last days.

    [26] Possibly a little bit of a stretch here, but Nelson was clearly good at voice acting given his OTL duties to Sesame Street in the 2000’s and early 2010’s.

    [27] As per OTL! Again, with a massive boom in voice over work, Blum turns pro earlier and gets involved in union-work a good fifteen years earlier than OTL.

    [28] Basically, this is the beginning of quite a bit more collaboration between the voice-acting unions of LA and Vancouver (with quite a bit more cross-pollination than OTL)

    [29] Charlie Adler does, in OTL, voice Starscream in the live action movies for all the good it does him.

    [30] Eric Idle was going to be one of the authors' pick for the longest time before he remembered that he actually played Wreck Gar in the movie, which perhaps shows how little that particular performance had an impact.

    [31] Maximus Prime’s death, a furious battle between himself and several of the Predacons to cover the Maximals’ retreat in a pitched battle before Megatron mortally wounds him whilst he’s distracted. He dies in the next episode, passing command to Optimus Primal and bidding a fond farewell to his friends.
     
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    Jurassic Park is Frightful in the Dark...
  • Chapter 6: Jurassic Park III And Beyond
    Excerpt from Life Finds A Way: The Inside Story of Jurassic Park, by Nathanial "Nate" Reptorr

    Now, with the success of The Lost World, a third Jurassic Park movie would seem obvious – and, indeed, Crichton, Burton and Spielberg had been kicking around ideas for a threequel, with the finale of Lost World, with the T-rex pair rampaging across San Diego being taken from one of the outlines that had been suggested, and Raimi requested to keep the film open-ended for a possible third instalment. In June 1998, the announcement was made – a third Jurassic Park movie, with Spielberg and Burton returning as producers, with a summer ’01 release date pencilled in.

    Of course, as we all know, 1998 was a contentious time for the Walt Disney Entertainment Company and, early on, Burton and Spielberg were met with lack of internal faith. At this, Burton sighs, “Dinotopia underperforming and Black Lagoon being a dud caused a lot of uncertainty. Once the ‘Shepherd Rump Group’ came in, the guy they sent to the Creative Committee meetings basically kept saying ‘Could you prove to us that this is going to be a success? Do monster movies still have a market?’ I pointed out that Lost World had beaten Fantastic Four in ’97, so it certainly could compete.”

    So Burton began putting together what the story would be for the threequel. An early issue was finding a slot in the cast’s schedules. Pierce Brosnan and Winona Ryder were finding their commitments to the Marvel metaplot – playing Reed Richards and Lady Sif respectively – to be all-consuming and Geena Davis was busy with her new NBC series In The Ring, in which she played a female boxing manager. The only previous cast member whose schedule even vaguely lined up was John Leguizamo (who played Marty Guitterez in both the previous films) and even then, he couldn’t promise his full availability.

    With these, seemingly insurmountable obstacles, it is a credit to Burton’s determination that Jurassic Park III was made at all. Faced with the scheduling conflicts of the cast, Burton concocted a story idea that wouldn’t require any returning characters to play any prominent role, chronicling a group of teenagers becoming stranded on Isla Sorna, and would have dealt with the fallout of Sorna being revealed to the world in the last movie. In addition, in contrast to the vast ensemble that Lost World had required, Jurassic Park III, like the first movie, would have a much smaller cast – for most of the film, only five or six core characters would appear, enabling a greater focus to be placed on character interactions.

    But who would direct it? Sam Raimi had apologetically ruled himself out, citing his growing commitment to the Marvel metaplot. Whilst Burton briefly considered returning himself, despite his longstanding opposition to directing sequels – aware that this might be his last chance - he ultimately decided not to.

    But, then, who would take up the director’s chair? Burton came to this answer remarkably quickly. He had seen a promising script called Cabin Fever by two young writers named Eli Roth and Randy Pearlstein – a story that got down pat the necessary horror and adolescent drama elements that Jurassic Park III would require. Elaborating, Burton said, “As soon as I read the Cabin Fever script, I knew that Eli and Randy were the perfect candidates to make Jurassic Park III.”

    Contacting Roth and Pearlstein, Burton offered them an opportunity – to co-write the script based on Burton’s outline, and Roth to direct, for Jurassic Park III. Both fans of the previous two films, they accepted instantaneously. On Burton and Spielberg’s suggestion, Roth and Pearlstein immersed themselves into the world of Jurassic Park by accompanying Jack Horner on a dig in Montana. Pearlstein recalls, “We found ourselves pretty much prospecting for dinosaurs, getting a sense of the world of palaeontology and talking to palaeontologists – it gave us a lot of insight that would prove important for the script.”

    When the time came to write the script, Burton and Spielberg had one requirement for Roth and Pearlstein – in Jurassic Park III, T-rex would no longer be the king of the jungle. As Roth recalls, “Tim and Steve really wanted to shake it up – the T-rex had been done, in their view. Cooked. So we needed to find a different big theropod to be the ‘heavy’ – one bigger, toothier and meaner than T-rex.”

    For his reasoning, Burton elaborated, “I love the T-rex, we all do – however, I felt that there was nothing that we could really do with it that could top the San Diego rampage at the end of Lost World. Once you’ve had a pair of T-rex rampage through a major city, anything else would feel like an anticlimax – so I thought it was time for the T-rex to step aside and for a new dinosaur to take the spotlight.”

    The film’s palaeontological advisors were questioned for possible candidates – Carnotaurus was in the running, as was Giganotosaurus, but eventually, they had their candidate. According to Roth, “We settled on the Baryonyx, which is this big theropod from the Early Cretaceous of England. Now, we fictionalised it a bit – in real life, it was an aquatic animal that mostly ate fish.” Burton adds, “I found the Baryonyx very visually striking – it had this very long, crocodile-like snout, which gave it this wonderful Brian Froud look. If there ever were a dinosaur that looked like it had been designed for Dark Crystal, it was the Baryonyx.”

    To showcase the power shift, Roth and Pearlstein wrote a scene (which proved to be fairly controversial) where the main characters were chased by an adolescent T-rex… which is then met by the territorial Baryonyx who, after a brief scuffle, chases it off. Aside from showing the balance of power shifting, it also fulfilled the long-standing desire for the effects artists to have a dinosaur fight done in the style of Ray Harryhausen’s Go-Motion dinosaur fights.

    The Baryonyx was also made the star of the film’s chilling opening sequence, where it brutally dispatches a luckless band of would-be poachers, who had snuck onto Isla Sorna to hunt the dinosaurs. Throughout the scene, we only see little glimpses of the Baryonyx, as it picks off the gang in the misty swamps it calls home, slasher-movie-style, with Roth saying “There’s that wonderful tradition in monster movies of the ‘slow burn’ – in the original Godzilla, we don’t see him until twenty-one minutes in and that’s just a glimpse. So I wanted to build up the Baryonyx before we actually saw it.”

    The Creatureworks oversaw building an animatronic of this new monstrosity – which, at forty-four feet long and 2.4 tons, was one of the largest animatronics ever built by the Creatureworks… exactly the bigger, badder dinosaur that Roth and Pearlstein had envisaged. To distinguish it from the T-rex, according to visual effects supervisor Steve Williams, “The Baryonyx, unlike the T-rex, is something that’s more at home in water than it is on land – when it’s swimming, it moves very elegantly, but on land, it has this very lumbering gait. Kind of like a crocodile.” For several key aquatic scenes involving the creature (in particular a raft chase scene from Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park novel), aside from the animatronic being adapted for water use, a scale model of the Baryonyx’s head was created.

    The other franchise mainstays - the Velociraptors – had a rather different fate. Rather than being usurped, they were given an extended role. According to Burton, “I’ve always been fond of the Velociraptors – they hadn’t been all that prominent in Lost World, so I wanted to give them a bigger role in the story and portray them with a bit more nuance than they’d had before. We’d established that they are smart creatures – and me, Steve, Eli and Randy all wanted JPIII to further explore that intelligence and portray them as something more than just predators, as they had been portrayed before.”

    So Roth and Pearlstein gave the raptors an anti-villainous role in the story, pursuing the protagonists after conniving, resentful beta-jock Deacon (played by Michael Rosenbaum) steals two of their eggs. And, in an inverse of the original film’s finale (where the T-rex killed the last raptors), it would be the Velociraptors who would save the day, arriving at the last minute to distract the Baryonyx long enough for Paul, Lisa and Heather to escape.

    As they wrote the script, Roth and Pearlstein noted one crucial difference to the previous films. According to Pearlstein, “Jurassic Park III functioned more like a travelogue than the previous two. It was the characters trying to get back to the coast, travelling through the island and just encountering the dinosaurs. It enabled us to see more of Isla Sorna than we’d seen in Lost World – to get an idea of the artificial ecosystem that formed there when the dinosaurs initially escaped from Site B.”

    Rather fittingly, a greater focus was made on individual set pieces – in planning out the action sequences, Roth and Pearlstein had the advantage that, in the years since Lost World, the advancements in computer-generated visual effects had enabled for increased detail in the dinosaurs – including accurate flesh simulation software that could replicate underlying muscle, fat and tendons as the creatures moved, and more complicated action scenes to be devised.

    In addition, unlike Jurassic Park and Lost World, where clever editing and quick cuts had been employed to integrate the CGI and animatronic close-ups, both disciplines could be integrated in the same frame, with Roth saying, “As the script evolved, one thing that became crucial was that the transition between the CGI and the animatronics be as seamless as possible”. Elaborating, Williams said, “In JPIII, we could have CGI dinosaurs interact with animatronic dinosaurs in a way we’d never done before – in the other films we’d have to make a cutaway from the CGI to the animatronics. In this one, we could make physical contact.”

    One particularly chilling one is the scene where Lisa, Paul and Trent must navigate the old Site B labs, where the raptors have made their home, repurposed from a scene with Grant, Marcus and Gennaro in the Jurassic Park novel and combined with a scene in the Lost World novel where Grant, Marcus and their team explore the ruined Site B labs, as Grant talks about the history of the island. On the scene, Roth stated, “The scene is like a haunted house movie – they’re navigating this dark, ruined building and they have to constantly watch their steps because it’s just crawling with raptors. I liked the ‘rats hiding from dinosaurs’ vibe in a lot of the action scenes in Lost World and I wanted to build on that.”

    A set at the Disney-MGM studios, the Site B labs were designed to be, according to Roth, “this destroyed place, filled with history, with the feel of an abandoned castle. This was where the magic once happened but has since been abandoned.” Dead embryonic dinosaurs float in vats of greenish fluid, like some kind of failed experiment and old audio recordings from Victor Wu and Timothy Harmon chronicling the creation of the dinosaurs on Site B, as raptors stalk amongst the ruins of their ancestral birthplace.

    Another sequence was the dinosaur stampede – pursued by the raptors after their escape from the Site B labs, the group run into an open field filled with herbivores that soon begin stampeding at the sight of the oncoming predators. The scene was the payoff to something that had long been foreshadowed, as Roth recalls “In the first movie, Mulroney offhandedly remarks that the raptors can run at 45 miles an hour – in this movie, we get to finally see that.” (The actors, for the record, found shooting the sequence quite exhausting).

    And, of course, there was the grand finale, set in the Baryonyx’s swampy lair and where the main characters have their final confrontation with the beast. On the design of the lair, Roth recalls, “I really wanted the Baryonyx’s lair to be this dark, murky, claustrophobic place – there was that feeling that this huge dinosaur could be lurking anywhere and you wouldn’t be able to see it until it struck”. The scene is certainly terrifying – and has been the subject of many lingering nightmares for 2000’s kids.

    In addition, Roth and Pearlstein, on Burton and Spielberg’s request, wrote a conservationist theme into JPIII, tying the consequences of revealing Sorna to the world into real-world conservation issues, with Roth saying “Tim and Steve really wanted to use JPIII to tell the story of Sorna being revealed to the world, and basing the world’s reaction to it on issues that face endangered species in the real world – things like people sneaking on to the island to poach the dinosaurs”. Based on this edict, Roth and Pearlstein added a dinosaur hunter to later drafts to give the film a human antagonist, as well as introducing the idea that the dinosaurs were beginning to spread out of Sorna due to overcrowding.

    The ”dinosaur hunter” character eventually became Joe, a seemingly harmless, kooky castaway who turns out to be a ruthless dinosaur poacher. The character, who quickly became a fan favourite, was ultimately played by British comedy actor Adrian Edmondson (a suggestion from producer Burton, who had long been a fan of Edmondson’s comedic works), who could switch from the ‘eccentric, but seemingly harmless castaway’ to ‘unhinged, murderous hunter” to a degree that often surprised his co-workers. On his character, Edmondson said, “People always say that Joe was against type for me… but the reality is that he was no different to Eddie or Vyvyan – that sort of cheerfully violent dipsomaniac – the only difference is that he wasn’t entirely played for laughs.”

    Initially unconvinced, Roth was won over by Edmondson’s audition, saying “Ade can push the crazy right to the point of unnerving… and, at the same time, be genuinely likeable and funny – in a way few actors can. He’s a really good, really unique actor.” This sentiment was reciprocated, as Edmondson says, “I had a bloody good time doing Jurassic Park III – Eli [Roth] is both an incredibly talented director, with a great eye for balancing comedy and horror, and a very nice chap, and it was wonderful to work with such terrific young actors as Cerina [Vincent], Tom [Welling] and Rider [Strong]. I’d never really done one of these big effects-y movies and Jurassic Park III was an incredibly fun, new experience for me.”

    For the five core teenagers, Roth and Pearlstein wrote them around recognisable horror movie archetypes, with Roth saying “We looked at slasher movies and whatnot and built the characters around those familiar archetypes – we had the girl-next-door, you had the party girl, you had the charismatic big man on campus guy, the smart guy… we merged him with the comic relief, so we had a slot open for this resentful beta-jock guy”, with the aim of initially introducing them as stereotypical, but revealing their inner nuances as the story went on.

    For heroine Lisa, many young actresses were considered before the relatively unknown Cerina Vincent was cast, with Roth saying, “Cerina captured that wonderful ‘feisty party girl with a heart of gold’ energy we needed for Lisa”. When asked for her motivation for taking the part, Vincent, who had previously mostly appeared in teen movies, smiled, “I wanted to make a film where I didn’t have to take my clothes off and I got to punch a dinosaur.” For her quieter, more conventionally feminine friend Heather, Jordan Ladd was cast after playing off well with Vincent in the chemistry tests. Roth described JPIII as “really the story of these two young women – Tim and Steve wanted to continue the ‘grand tradition’, as it were, of the films being female-led.”

    For Paul, the comic relief smart guy, Rider Strong was cast, with Roth saying, “Paul, as we imagined him, was this kind of sarcastic smart guy – basically the nerd and the comic relief as a single character… and Rider certainly brought the sarcasm – and the underlying vulnerability – to the part.” His playing off Vincent and Ladd well in the “chemistry tests” also helped – to the point where Strong was romantically linked to both actresses by various aspects of the media in the wake of the film’s release.

    The quasi-love triangle between the three characters was expanded on in later drafts – and left unresolved by the end, with Strong commenting, “The situation these three people are in the end is not exactly conducive to thinking about which girl’s bones you’re gonna jump.” For the record, Vincent and Ladd are each insistent he eventually ended up with their respective characters.

    For manly man Trent, up-and-coming actor and male model Tom Welling was cast, because he, according to Roth, conveyed “that sense of all-American young masculinity” that they had been looking for. Welling, a fan of the previous films, was “amazed” that he had gotten the part – recalling, he said “I was unable to speak for a solid minute that I, Tom Welling, was going to be in a Jurassic Park movie.”

    During casting, Roth and Pearlstein, at Burton’s encouragement, rewrote the characters’ around their actors’ performances. A particular example was Trent – originally, the character was more unlikeable, “basically this bull-headed, but charismatic, semi-well-meaning jerk – this guy who thinks he’s the hero… a sentiment that is, at least initially, shared by the narrative”, according to Roth, but Welling’s performance led to him being rewritten into a more intelligent, charming and slightly goofy character. Welling described him as “a natural leader”, saying that “he’s very sure of himself, very charismatic, very strong-willed… which can be a negative trait a lot of the time.”

    Welling’s performance also led to Trent’s end, amongst others, being rewritten – originally, it was Trent, not Deacon, who would have been killed by the raptors in the group’s initial encounter with them, heroically attempting to drive them off as his “decoy hero end”, whilst Paul would be killed by the Baryonyx attempting to lead it away from Lisa and Heather. However, producer Burton found Deacon’s initial death (eaten by the Baryonyx in the group’s second encounter with it) anticlimactic and the chemistry between Rider Strong, Jordan Ladd and Cerina Vincent too strong to kill one of them off, so Deacon met his end at the claws of the raptors, Paul survived to the end of the film, and it was Trent who sacrificed himself drawing away the Baryonyx.

    On his young co-stars, Edmondson was gushing in his praise, “Cerina, Jordan, Rider and the rest are all brilliant young actors – any praise they got was well-deserved, in my view. And we all got on very well – it wasn’t like when you hear about how Ken Branagh fucking hated Zachary Ty Bryan on the Star Wars prequels. That mindset that we all “have” to be in competition with each other or that I’m expected to treat Tom [Welling] like he's muscling in on my territory is completely ridiculous in my view – I never felt threatened or outshined by them, and I hope they never felt threatened or outshined by me, because we understood that we were all part of an ensemble.”

    This praise was very much reciprocated as Vincent recalls, “Ade is one of the funniest, nicest guys you’ll ever meet. There were moments, working with him, where I almost passed out from laughing”. Welling agreed with this sentiment, “A lot of people – who only really know him from his comedic stuff – are surprised when I tell them that Ade is one of the greatest actors I’ve ever worked with. The guy has incredible range – and it’s honestly a shame that not a lot of people seem to be aware of that.”

    In addition, John Leguizamo appeared briefly as Marty Gutierrez at the end (on one of the patrol boats that ultimately picks Paul, Lisa and Heather up), whilst B.D. Wong and Christopher Lee appeared in vocal cameos as Victor Wu and Timothy Harmon (played on audio recordings in the Site B labs). Allegedly, Roth was unconvinced that they would get Lee for the cameo – whilst Lee had previously reprised his role for the opening miniseries of the Jurassic Park cartoon (set in an alternate continuity where he survived the events of the film), he had been replaced by Michael York – at Lee’s suggestion – for the series proper. However, Roth’s fears turned out to be unfounded, as Lee was “more than happy” to portray Harmon (even as a recording) for what could be the last time (and, very sadly, was).

    Director Roth’s style, overall, was a hybrid of Burton’s “mid-century monster movie” style and German Expressionist set design and Raimi’s slasher film extreme zooms and whip pans, but with an added Mondo-style dirtiness explicitly inspired by infamous film Cannibal Holocaust, a favourite of Roth’s. The score – this time done by James Newton Howard – incorporated some of Danny Elfman’s classic themes, but used more tribal instruments.

    Jurassic Park III performed well and got mixed-to-positive reviews overall, with critics praising some of the performances (especially Vincent, Ladd and Edmondson), the visual effects and the pacing, although criticism was drawn to certain aspects of characterisation and plot, with many comparing it negatively to the previous two instalments. Empire magazine put it best when they said, “Lacking the horror and pathos of the original and the grand scope of the second, Jurassic Park III is an above-average horror flick where dinosaurs jump out of the bushes and eat people – pity that’s all it really seems to aim to be”.

    However, it performed significantly less than its predecessors, grossing roughly $400 million[5], a roughly $60 million drop from Lost World (if one discounts the R-rated cut). Many reasons have been mooted for this – the gradual decrease in popularity of monster movies (despite the success of Godzilla 2 the year before), the lack of recurring actors (aside from Leguizamo’s small cameo at the end) and a competitive summer slate with films like WB/DC’s Green Lantern and MGM’s own Captain America: Sins of the Past.

    The replacement of the T-rex with the Baryonyx raised a few eyebrows among both paleo-enthusiasts and fans of the previous films, with some paleo-enthusiasts being angry at how “monsterised” the film had made the animal whilst others were simply happy that a non-tyrannosaur big theropod had appeared in a Hollywood movie. For the record, Baryonyx’s co-describers, Alan Charig and Angela Milner were, whilst flattered at their discovery making its Hollywood debut, disappointed at the various inaccuracies taken from the real animal and a little put out that no-one involved in the film had thought to contact them during production for consultancy purposes.

    Meanwhile, some T-rex fans were angry that the series mascot had been treated as a glorified punching bag, just to show how badass the Baryonyx was, with the Baryonyx’s scuffle with the T-rex often becoming a source of Internet mockery - however, fans have mellowed to the Baryonyx in the years since the film’s release, coming to view it as a worthy replacement (the several terrifying sequences staring it certainly helped). It has become surprisingly common in dinosaur-themed works after the film to have a tyrannosaur (usually a T-rex) throw it down with a spinosaur (either a Baryonyx or a Spinosaurus) – in those, however, the tyrannosaur generally wins (possibly as a take that to the film).

    Among those disappointed was Malcolm Morrison actor Johnny Depp (who was in The Shadow Over Innsmouth that year), who, on a publicity tour for Jimmy Rango two years later, when asked if he regretted turning down Lost World (and his character being resurrected), said, “No – in fact, I think I jumped off the bus at the right time. No offence to Tim, Steve or Eli [Roth], but look at Jurassic Park III - there’s none of the pathos, none of the majesty that we had with the first one… it’s just people running from a dinosaur that’s trying to eat them.”

    Cast member Ade Edmondson was defiant, however, “When people nitpick and say ‘That wasn’t the best in the series’ or ‘You were in the one that was rubbish’, I pretty much think, yes, it may not have been the best in the series, but it was still better than most everything that was in cinemas that summer. We worked bloody hard on it and we were, and still are, very proud of what we made… so it always annoys me when certain subsets of the fandom try and play backseat driver.” This is a sentiment agreed by Roth, who said, “A lot of the fan complaints were more about the film not living up to their preconceived expectations than anything else.”

    However, the film was enough of a success that Burton and Spielberg were talking about ideas for a fourth instalment – and, as the survivors watched a flock of pterosaurs fly off into the sunset (“in search of new nesting grounds”, as Guiterrez states), with the implication that the dinosaurs are overcrowding Sorna and beginning to leave, one was certainly set up.

    Little did they know…

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    [1] – Now JPIII went through a long and contentious development OL –the “group of teenagers stranded on Sorna” plotline was a story idea that was actually going to be used. In addition, at one point, Alan Grant was going to have been secretly hiding out on Sorna – presumably, he’d have appeared in the “stranded teenagers story”… but we don’t know at what point Grant was going to return.

    The take I have is that JPIII OTL was, in the early stages, written with the possibility that no returning characters would be available (before Sam Neill confirmed his availability). Here, Brosnan and Ryder are unavailable because of Marvel, Davis is unavailable because of her new sitcom/drama and Leguizamo cannot promise his full availability – basically, they’re 0 for 4.

    [2] – Baryonyx was meant to be the dinosaur Big Bad OTL before they picked the Spinosaurus - I assumed that "giant theropod different from T-rex" semi-automatically points you to a spinosaur.

    [3] – Yeah, all these people will be far bigger names than they are OTL. As for Edmondson, a lot of the 80’s British comedy names are far bigger in Hollywood than they are OTL, so it’s just the icing on the cake – even the film’s detractors will cite Edmondson’s performance as a high point.

    [4] – Slightly better than OTL – but still not breaking the box office by any stretch of the imagination. However, it is still quite a success.
     
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    Passing the Spider-Mantle
  • So for those following my ITTL Spider-Man movie posts and the general path of the MMU, here at long last is the retrospective for the Second Spider-Man movie trilogy in this timeline.

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    Return of the Webbed Wonder - A Spider-Man Second Trilogy Retrospective
    Post from Comics and Nerds Net-log, by Jim Verner. July 5th, 2019.


    In 2004, as the Galactus Saga drifted to a close and the Marvel Movie Universe began the road to its eventual conclusion and reboot in the 2010’s, audiences found themselves saying goodbye to some of the Marvel heroes who had lit up their screens for over a decade. Yet ironically the one hero who wouldn’t go out nearly as quietly was the very hero who’s own film back in 1991 had opened up that very cinematic universe which had become so beloved.

    Despite being already 30 years old by this point, actor Seth Green would continue to play the role of Peter Parker aka Spider-Man across three new Spider-Man films in what would arguably be the characters second trilogy. Though of course, the term of trilogy might be slightly misleading in this instance, as only the first two films in said trilogy fully starred Green as the main character, with the second being more of a passing of the torch film, while the third film would only feature Green in a supporting role while a new Spider-Man got the focus.

    But we’ll get into that later, instead let’s delve a bit further back and go all the way back to 1995 following the release of the third film and talk about the history behind how the second trilogy started and the story behind the original plans for Spider-Man 4.

    The Original Spider-Man 4 and the Avengers Years

    Yes, let's originally there were in fact plans for Spider-Man to get his second trilogy years earlier than what eventually happened, which Disney canceled and would not revisit until the Galactus Saga neared its conclusion. The reasons why that later 90’s second trilogy didn’t ultimately materialize at that time are a bit numerous, but the main reasons it didn’t happen then were due to Seth Green wanting a small break from the role and due to Marvel beginning to consider adding Spider-Man to their upcoming planned Avengers.

    Contrary to popular belief, Spider-Man was never originally a lock in terms of appearing in the first Avengers film, at least not back in 1995, primarily due to the character never having been an actual member of the team at the time in the comics. While he’d certainly fought alongside their membership from time to time, he’d officially never been among their membership, with the closest there’d ever been to Spider-Man actually joining the team was in Avengers #11 when a Spider-Man robot duplicate created by Kang the Conqueror infiltrated the team [1].


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    The first time Spider-Man ever fought with the Avengers and it wasn’t even really him. (Source: Wikia.com)


    This fact led to some initial hesitation among Marvel executives about including Spider-Man in the first Avengers film back in 1995. However, as plans for the film began to take shape, Marvel started to consider the possibility of bringing Spider-Man into the fold. While the issue of Spider-Man not being an official member of the Avengers team would be ultimately rectified somewhat when Ben Reilly’s Spider-Man officially joined the team in 1997 [2], back in 1995 the idea of including Spider-Man in the then upcoming Avengers film was still something that was regarded as more of an open question among Marvel execs than a actual certain fact.

    Ultimately there were several reasons why Marvel eventually decided to include Spider-Man in the Avengers film. One of the main factors was the success of the Spider-Man movies, which had catapulted the character to new heights of popularity. Marvel saw the potential in leveraging Spider-Man's popularity to boost the appeal of the Avengers movie, particularly among younger audiences who were already fans of the web-slinger.

    Another reason was the fact that the Avengers movie was set to feature a cast of lesser-known Marvel characters. While characters like Iron Man and the Hulk were well-known to comic book fans, they were not yet household names in the way that Spider-Man was. By including Spider-Man in the film, Marvel hoped to attract a wider audience and generate more buzz around the project.

    The decision to include Spider-Man in the Avengers movie was also influenced by the fact that Seth Green, who had been playing the character in for half a decade at this point, expressed a desire to take a small break from the role. In the end, rather than potentially recast Green, it was decided he would get a chance at a small break from physically appealing as the character, instead only doing voice work for the various cameos the wallcrawler would have for the next few years, but never physically appear unmasked on onset. Meanwhile 2000’s Avengers would see Seth Green make his full true triumphant return as Spider-Man as a member of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, while as mentioned Ben Reilly would join the team in 1997.

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    Seth Green circa 2005 when the fourth Spider-Man film finally released ITTL. Green would play the role of Spider-Man ITTL for almost 20 years, in a long stint almost comparable to that of Hugh Jackman’s stint as Wolverine in OTL. (Source: Alamy.com)


    The result of the prior decision to cancel however led to early plans for a fourth film planned for 1997 that Josh Weadon was already writing to be scrapped. While said plans would influence the direction of the eventual 2005 film, due to Weadon returning to write and direct and simply reusing a bit of what he wrote for the canceled 1997 version. One example of an element that got reused was with the film’s main villain, Venom, who was indeed planned as far back as 1995. Another reused element was the planned marriage between Peter and MJ, which would have occurred in the canceled 1997 film but would instead occur in end of the 2005 film, ending over a decade of jokes by fans of Peter taking a decade to finally pop the question.

    Of course there was also new elements that didn’t exist in mid-90’s that Weadon had to consider for the 2005 film, like Spider-Man having been a member of the Avengers and the existence of Stanley O’Brian, the new third Spider-Man who was introduced in the early 2000’s in the comics [3], who Marvel could potentially and ultimately would indeed include in the new trilogy.

    Casting for the role was extensive and widespread, with dozens of young actors of the day auditioning for the role, especially since it was guaranteed whoever got cast would go on to eventually play Spider-Man. Notably one of the finalists for the role, Wyatt Russell (son of Nick Fury himself, Kirk Russell), would later be offered the role of Stan’s younger brother turned greatest nemesis Terry O’Brian aka The Dark Spider, who would serve as the villain for the sixth Spider-Man film to be released in 2009.

    Yet ultimately the role of Stanley O’Brian itself would go to none other than a 20 year old actor by the name of Adam Wylie, whose character would be slightly aged up a College Freshman due to Wylie’s age at the time of shooting. Wylie would go on to not only play the character of Stanley O’Brian in live action, but he would also voice the character in various other appearances such as 2009’s Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon and in the 2016 Spider-Man video game.


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    Adam Wylie, the actor cast as the MMU’s second Spider-Man Stanley O’Brian, circa 2005 (Source: IMBD.com)


    As for the film itself, it would originally be scheduled for a release in early 2004 (it was in fact supposed to release before both Avengers films released that year), but production delays and Marvel putting all their focus on both Avengers films resulted in Spider-Man 4 being delayed until 2005. It thus ended up leaving the film in a bit of a weird place where it was explicitly set in Phase II before The Avengers: World War but released in theaters after the release of The Avengers: The End [4].

    At the time there was a lot of confusion among audiences who weren’t aware about the films timeline concerning the presence of Reed Richards and other characters who died in The Avengers: The End, despite the film making it explicitly clear that the film is set before the arrival of Galactus and thus their deaths. Time though has helped somewhat fix that and nowadays most fans like myself when rewatching the MMU simply watch Spider-Man 4 before rewatching The Avengers: World War. Marvel themselves have even tried to smooth things over, as Disney Direct even includes the film in its proper chronological order for their MMU movie marathon catalog.

    Still, despite its weird release schedule, one could argue that the ending of Spider-Man 4 serves unintentionally as a nice little goodbye and bow to Phase II, even if it was meant to be in-universe more of one last happy moment before the events of The Avengers: World War and The Avengers: The End.

    But I’ve gone over enough as it is about the behind the scenes that led up to the film, so let’s go over an overview of all three films from the second Spider-Man trilogy!

    Spider-Man 4 (2005)

    Set in Phase II before the events of The Avengers: World War and The Avengers: The End despite being released after both films, Spider-Man 4 delves into Peter’s long awaited marriage to Mary Jane Watson, his struggle with the symbiote, and ultimately his fight against Venom.

    Opening three months after the events of 2003’s Four, the film opens with Peter swinging through New York at night, with Peter giving us a bit of a monologue recap on how everything has been since the events of Spider-Man 3 and what Peter’s life is like at that moment. Notably however is that rather than his classic blue and red, he is wearing the Black Suit symbiote which he accidentally acquired during the events of 2003’s Four [5].


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    Basically what happened when Peter got the black suit in Secret Wars happens, but during the events of 2003’s Four. (Source: Wikia.com)


    Now how the film handles the symbiote itself is a bit of a small departure from the comics, as the symbiote is pointedly not evil. It doesn't actually intend to cause harm to Peter, but its influence on Peter's emotions starts to disrupt his life, since unlike in the comics, the symbiote amplifies all of Peter's emotions rather than just the negative ones, instead as Peter furthers his bond with the symbiote, it heightens ALL his emotions.

    One of the emotions that’s becoming stronger due to the symbiote is Peter’s own doubts and fears. When MJ almost gets killed in the opening of the film due to a fight between Peter and Vulture (played by Christopher Lloyd) after Vulture attacks and attempts to rob a gala hosted by the Daily Bugle, Peter gets flashbacks of Gwen Stacy’s death and begins to have pre-nuptial doubts, which combined with Peter’s fears about the world ending due to Galactus, makes him consider calling everything off.

    These distracting doubts and fears allow Vulture to escape. Peter is left further conflicted when he learns that a Daily Bugle reporter whom he does not like named Eddie Brock (played by Sam Witwer) was injured and hospitalized as a result of the fight with Vulture.

    As Peter’s doubts rise and the possibility of the wedding being canceled rises, Peter’s life gets even more complicated when he encounters the seductive thief in Felicia Hardy/The Black Cat (Katheryn Winnick), who he catches in the act as she’s robbing a museum while Peter is distracted by other goons. After a chase sequence between the two, Felicia decides to help Peter as he tries to track down Vulture. She acts as a seductress in a way, trying to encourage Spider-Man to consider abandoning his life as Peter Parker entirely and choose to be Spider-Man 24/7, playing on the heightened doubts he feels.

    Not helping matters is that with the symbiote increasing his emotions, Peter also starts to feel a great overwhelming feeling of lust toward Felicia, causing Peter to almost cheat on MJ when the two kiss and nearly sleep together. While he eventually is able to control himself at the last minute, it’s obvious that the moment of near betrayal shook him greatly.

    The following day after he nearly cheats on MJ, a skittish Peter goes to work, where we now see that he’s a teacher at ESU. It’s there that we finally meet Stanley O’Brian (played by Adam Wylie), whom Peter will act as a mentor towards. Yet Stanley has noticed how Peter has become increasingly erratic and eventually goes directly to MJ (whom he meets earlier in the film) over it. MJ, who was also growing concerned about Peter and now certain something is wrong with him, goes directly to Reed Richards and asks for his help, which Reed promises to provide.


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    Actress Katheryn Winnick, who plays Felicia Hardy/Black Cat in ITTL’s Spider-Man 4 and both Venom spinoff films. (Source: IMBD.com)


    Eventually Peter starts getting worse, as his emotions start going extreme (somewhat like how Picard is in that scene in TNG when he takes Sarek’s emotions) and he even begins scaring Felicia as his guilt over kissing her leads him to snap and be extremely cruel towards her. When they finally find Vulture, Peter’s anger over MJ almost getting hurt earlier in the film leads him to go ballistic on Vulture, with Felicia having to stop Peter from outright killing him.

    Peter, now terrified of what’s happening to him, is confronted by the Fantastic Four, who realize the symbiote is causing all of this and that it must be removed. Peter, panicking and not wanting to remove the symbiote, tries to fight the F4. Felicia, feeling guilt, tries to help the F4. Reed quickly realizes the symbiote is vulnerable to sounds however and uses a sonic amplifier to separate it from Peter. A sobbing Peter hugs MJ as the symbiote slithers away. It eventually finds a comatose Eddie Brock in his hospital bed and bonds with him, creating Venom.

    The Venom symbiote wants to rebond with Peter, so he escapes the hospital and goes after the F4, MJ, and Felicia. Peter, feeling guilty, is nonetheless now back in his traditional red and blue. He goes on to fight Venom and protects MJ when Venom goes after her after already having brutalized Felicia.

    Their fight eventually causes them to fall off a building and tumble into a DJ Dance Party club. Here the symbiote, wanting to rebond with Peter, sees an opportunity to bond with an injured Peter and leaves Eddie (who wants it back) and tries to go back to Peter. However Peter, who certainly does not want it back, fully rejects the symbiote and works with MJ to turn the DJ loudspeakers on at full blast and hurt the symbiote. The symbiote feeling betrayed, is captured by the arriving F4, who take it to the Baxter Building.

    The film thus ends with Peter and MJ finally getting married in a grand and happy sequence that features the Fantastic Four and cameos from all the Avengers (supposedly the scene was filmed while they were filming both Avengers movies) while a bruised and sad Felicia looks on from a building. Before we roll credits we follow Peter as he swings through the daylight of New York City with his wife in his arms.


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    Pretty much this image is the last scene of the film before the credits roll. (Source: Pinterest)


    Of course that’s not the last shot of the film, as there’s a after credit’s scene which shows a small piece of the symbiote that wasn’t captured and taken to the Baxter Building escaping into the sewers, passing by a newspaper that mentions a serial killer named Cletus Kassady (Jim Carrey) being captured.

    As you might be able to tell, this was setting up 2006’s Venom spinoff film, which would feature Sam Witwer’s Venom returning for his own film after Felicia Hardy breaks into the Baxter Building to try and destroy the symbiote, only for it to escape and rebond with Eddie, leading to Felicia having to then form an uneasy alliance with Venom (that grows eventually becomes a romantic fling) following the emergence of Carnage onto the scene.

    I’d go more into it, but despite that film featuring Seth Green’s Peter Parker cameoing, that film and its 2008 sequel honestly deserve their own separate film retrospective.

    Spider-Man 5 (2007)

    A passing of the torch film, this film will have Stanley O’Brian (who was introduced in the comics in the early 2000’s [6]) gain Spider-Powers and become Spider-Man, see Peter mostly retire, the birth of Peter’s son Ben, and will feature the Sinister Six. The Sinister Six are up of all the minor side villains Peter fought in his previous films, like Rhino, Shocker, and Vulture plus other villains Peter is mentioned as having fought between Spider-Man 3 and 4.

    Peter, due to his upcoming fatherhood, is considering trying to remove his powers and he thus starts experimenting with various Spiders to not only figure out how his powers work, but also how to maybe remove them. One of his Spiders ends up escaping Peter’s lab at ESU however and bites Stanley O’Brian. Peter, unaware of Stan being bitten, freaks out about the missing spider.

    Things get more complicated when a mass breakout at Rikers occurs when a mysterious villain called the Hobgoblin breaks out a number of villains Peter put away, like Shocker (played once again by Ben Mendelsohn), Rhino (Randy Savage), Electro (Michael Biehn), Vulture (Christopher Lloyd), and Sandman (Dominic Purcell). Peter tries to stop the prison break but fails to prevent their escape.


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    Hobgoblin leads the Sinister Six in Spider-Man 5, which is made up of Hobgoblin, Shocker, Rhino, Electro, Vulture, and Sandman. (Source: Deviantart.com and ComicArtFans.com)


    Stan meanwhile is ecstatic and having the time of his life with his new powers. Nor is he entirely doing a good job of hiding that he has them, even using them to try and impress his best friend Daphne (played by Talulah Riley) by pretending to be Spider-Man and wearing a cheap looking knockoff of Peter’s suit.

    Due to Stan’s awful efforts at hiding his powers, Peter quickly gets suspicious of the mysterious figure reportedly crawling on walls and jumping from building to building around ESU. As Spider-Man he confronts Stan and learns Stan was bitten by the missing Spider. Peter, realizing that there’s now a teenager with powers just like his, tries to mentor Stan and teach him the importance of responsibility and stop being so reckless with his powers. Stan however really doesn’t want to hear it or even do the hero thing, though he “appreciates the webshooters”.

    As Peter struggles to make the arrogant 19 year old college kid with spider powers see sense, the Sinister Six launch an attack on Grand Central Station to draw Peter out. Peter and Stan both arrive, with the former moving to fight the Sinister Six, who are led by Hobgoblin. Here Peter learns that said Hobgoblin is none other than Harry Osborn (played by a returning Henry Simmons), his old friend who wants revenge against Spider-Man for the death of his father Norman. Harry, as it turns out, had found his dad’s old equipment, formula, and uniform and had decided to create his own Goblin identity, the Hobgoblin [7].

    Meanwhile Stan finds his dying mother Josephine buried by rubble among the victims of Grand Central Station, having been one of the victims of Hobgoblins bombs. Desperate to save his mother, Stan pulls her out of the rubble only for her to die in his arms. Grief stricken, Stan swears revenge against the Goblin and the Sinister Six, though first he has to rescue the badly injured Peter who was defeated by the Sinister Six takes him to where he and MJ live to recuperate.

    Now willing to let Peter teach him, a recovering Peter helps Stan learn how to use his powers and even gives Stan his own Spider-Man suit [8]. When Hobgoblin calls out Spider-Man, Peter and Stan go to him. Naturally it’s a trap, but Peter and Stan are able to work together to defeat the Sinister Six, partially by getting the Sinister Six’s own egos to start infighting among them and them to turn on each other.

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    Picture something like this for Stanley’s Spider-Man suit. (Source: Edited by Nerdman3000)


    The Sinister Six are thus defeated, though unfortunately a very injured Harry escapes. Enraged, Stan starts attacking a downed Shocker, interrogating and demanding to know where Hobgoblin went, but Peter calms him down. Determined to find Harry, the two go home and decide they’d work on finding him tomorrow.

    Stan however arrives home only to find a bloodied but grinning Harry Osborn waiting for him. With Stan previously not entirely hiding his identity well, Harry was able to figure it out. Now holding Stan’s father, younger brother, younger sister, and Daphne hostage, Stanley engages the Goblin while telling Daphne and his family to contact Peter.

    After a tough final fight through the ruins of their apartment complex, Stan defeats Harry and expresses desire to kill him for the death of his mother. Peter, Daphne, and Stan’s father talk him out of it, with Peter reminding him of the whole Great Power, Great Responsibility message, resulting in Stanley sparing Harry.

    Harry though begins laughing, mocking them that Stan and his family will never be safe since he knows who Stan is (and as a result of Peter unmasking while trying to pled to Stanley, Peter’s identity as well). To their shock however, Harry is then stabbed in the back and killed, not by Stan, but by his younger brother Terry O’Brian (played by Wyatt Russell).


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    Actor Wyatt Russell circa 2006, who plays Stan’s brother Terry O’Brian, a character will go on to be the main villain of Spider-Man 6. (Source: CelebrityXYZ.com)


    As the day ends, the film cuts to a montage of Peter at the hospital with MJ welcoming their son Ben, followed by Peter deciding to put away his research into the Spiders into boxes then meeting Stan by Josephine O’Brian’s grave.

    The two talk, with Peter officially telling Stan that he’s retiring. He asks if Stan is sure he still wants to become Spider-Man. Stan says yes, saying that New York has seen the Amazing Spider-Man, now they’ll get to see the Ultimate Spider-Man. The film thus concludes with a laughing Stan and Peter both swinging through New York, racing each other against the city skyline.

    Like with Spider-Man 4, we get an after credit scene that shows Stan’s brother Terry, angry and alone in his dark bedroom, walking up to his bedroom wall and starting to climb it, just like a Spider. Fans of current Spider-Man comics at the time no doubt understood what this was setting up, which we would see in 2009’s Spider-Man 6 when Stanley O’Brian went up against the sinister Dark Spider.

    Spider-Man 6 (2009)

    Stanley O’Brian’s first and only solo Spider-Man film (though Peter still appears as a side character), Spider-Man 6 features Stanley going up against the Spider Slayers and well as against his own brother Terry, who plays the Dark Spider.

    The film opens with Stan fighting Hydro Man, Molton Man, an escaped Electro, and a bunch of goons by New York Harbor, before being surprised by the arrival of none other than a Sentinel. They are able to defeat the villains together, though not before the Sentinel gets briefly electrocuted by Electro and briefly short circuits.

    As we soon learn, Specter Smythe (played by Brendan Gleeson), CEO of Smythe International, is repurposing Old Sentinels from the Sentinel Program as a peace keeping force to go after super powered villains (like Hydro Man) rather than mutants. Hearing that Smythe is planning a demonstration of these reprogrammed sentinels at a presentation the following day, Stan decides to attend along with Daphne and his brother Terry. There they meet the true man responsible for the Sentinel’s reprogramming, Specter’s own wheelchair bound son Alister Smythe (played by James McAvoy).


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    Michael Biehn, who plays Max Dillion aka Electro in both Spider-Man 5 and in a cameo in the opening of Spider-Man 6 (Source: Blu-ray.com).


    Trouble happens though when the Sentinel from the day before goes berserk after it it activated and showcased at the presentation. Having reverted to its original programming, it starts targeting a number of mutants in the crowd, which surprisingly include Terry. Stan saves the day by defeating and destroying the Sentinels. Afterwards he confronts Terry, asking him why he never told Stan he was a mutant. The two get in an argument and Terry stalks off.

    Alistair Smythe meanwhile is humiliated by the failure and destruction of his Sentinels. Worse Specter, who is totally embarrassed by the entire fiasco, verbally abuses his son and blames the whole thing on him. Thus Alistair swears revenge on his father and Spider-Man.

    After a talk with Daphne, Stan goes to find his brother. Having a more amicable conversation now that their heads are cooled, Terry reveals to Stan that he has Spider like powers.

    Confused by this since as far as he knows there were no other spiders that could have bitten Terry, Stan’s younger brother reveals that the night Harry Osborn took them hostage, the stress of the situation caused him to trigger his mutation. Said powers ended up manifesting like those of Stan and Peter, who had both been nearby when it happened. Stan, surprised, eventually becomes ecstatic at the idea of Terry and him maybe fighting crime together. Terry is much less enthused by this and belittles his older brother. A little hurt by his brother’s rejection, Stan decides to visit Peter Parker and ask him for advice.

    Meanwhile Alistair Smythe confronts his father Specter at his office. There Specter continues to belittle and verbally abuse his son. Alistair, now certain he has no reason to regret what he’s about to do, kills his own father using a crude robot he built. With his father dead, Alistair inherits the family fortune and company, and begins production not on reprogrammed Sentinels, but on his own designs that his father previously rejected, Slayer Bots, or as they are now rechristened, Spider Slayers. Said Spider Slayers are now ordered to hunt down Spider-Man.


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    So like this but evil and you get Alistair Smythe for this film. (Source: Pinterest)


    While at the Parker household, we see that not only is Baby Ben now a walking and wall crawling toddler, but is now an older brother, as Peter and MJ had another baby, a baby girl named Mayday Parker. Peter tries his best to help Stan and eventually Stan, now feeling better, swings home.

    However, said swing is interrupted when Stan is attacked by a mysterious person in a black and gray suit who has Spider-Powers. Confused and realizing this isn’t Peter (despite the webs the other Spider person is using, which turn out to be organic webbing), Stan quickly realizes that the person attacking him is none other than Terry. Trying to defend himself even as he is utterly confused about why his brother is attacking him, the two battle each other. Stan eventually demasks his brother, only to see Terry seems mad and crazed, maniacally laughing at him and causing Stan’s mind to flash back to the Hobgoblin’s own laughter.

    Eventually Stan knocks his brother out and takes him home, but not before he calls Peter. The two strap Terry down at a warehouse, and when Terry finally comes to, he is noticeably confused. Stan and Peter ask Terry if he remembers what happened, and he claims not to.

    Moving away slightly, Stan and Peter talk quietly and try to assess what happened to Terry. Peter theorizes that Terry didn’t just manifest copies of their Spider powers when he got them, he also copies non-mutant powers. Not only that, but he also copied his powers off of the Hobgoblin, in particular Hobgoblin’s mental issues and dual personality which are induced by the Goblin formula. Essentially Terry may have his own Hyde personality to go with his Jekyll.

    Yet as this is going on, one of Smythe's Spider bots manages to track Stan as he leaves and returns to the warehouse to pick up Chinese food. As Peter and Stan begin to have an argument over whether Chinese delivery or Pizza is better, they are attacked by a Spider-slayer. While they are able to defeat the Spider Slayer, in the confusion not only did Terry manage to escape but a smaller Spider bot managed to get a sample of Stan’s blood and escape as well.

    Using the piece of Stan’s blood, Alistair begins work on trying to engineer a way to track people with spider powers in their blood. He also works on improving his Spider Slayer design based on the current data he’s received from his destroyed bots. He is interrupted to his surprise however by Dark Spider, who tracked him by following the small Spider bot that took a DNA sample. Terry offers him a deal of partnership, which a surprised and hesitant Alistair eventually agrees to.


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    The design for the Spider-Slayers would mostly be of an arachnid design, as seen here. The size will of course vary. (Source: Artstation)


    As Stan and Peter find and destroy a number of Spider bots that are causing havoc, they start noticing that the Spider bots are getting harder to beat. Eventually an entirely new larger Spider Slayer attacks them. As they dodge around the city away from it, they realize it can track both Peter and Stan. Upon defeating it, they rip open the bot and look through its parts. Peter eventually finds a scanner and realizes it’s tracking them by their Spider DNA.

    Peter and Stan quickly realize that if it’s tracking them by their Spider DNA, then the Spider Slayers have likely also detected Mayday and Ben and are going to be heading towards the Parker family home. Panicked, they race there. Luckily they get there in time and are able to defend MJ, May, and Ben from the Spider Slayers.

    Afterwards Stan tells Peter to stay and protect his family and that he’ll go after the one responsible for the Spider Slayers alone. Reluctant, Peter agrees. Swinging away and drawing a couple of Spider slayers away from the Parker home, Stan tries to find the source of where all the Spider slayers are coming from. He eventually realizes they are coming from Smythe International.

    As he draws nearer, Stan is attacked by not only additional Spider Slayers, but his own brother, who is wearing four metal arms strapped to his back similar to Doc Ock (basically pictured the metal arms MCU Peter had in his Stark Suit). Realizing his brother is working with them, Stan struggles and tries to fight off his brother and the Spider Slayers.

    Eventually they smash through the Smythe factory where Stan sees that a number of the Spider bots are building a giant Spider slayer that could wreck havoc through the city. As they fight, Stan tries to get through to his brother from behind the Dark Spider. He’s unsuccessful and eventually has to knock out his brother by electrocuting him with a loose wire.


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    Terry’s Dark Spider costume, which serves as a dark mirror image of Stan’s suit [10]. (Source: Reddit)


    The giant Spider Slayer meanwhile activates, leading Stan to engage in an epic fight with the machine. The Big Spider Slayer also has a speaker system which Alistair Smythe uses to reveal himself and taunt Stan. After an epic fight, Stan defeats the giant robot spider [9] and arrests a panicked Alistair Smythe. However, he soon notices Terry is gone.

    With Smythe behind bars, Stan calls Peter to inform him that Smythe and the robots have been taken care of. His call is interrupted to his confusion by a new call from Daphne. Answering, Stan feels a chill as instead of Daphne answering the phone, it’s Dark Spider. Demanding to know what he’s done, Terry tells Stan that if he wants to save his little girlfriend he better come quickly to the Empire State Building before she slips and falls.

    Racing there and calling Peter to inform him what happened, Stan arrives to see Daphne dangling by a web held by Terry. Seeing Stan arrive, a laughing Terry drops her. As Stan dives to catch her, Terry attacks him to try and prevent Stan from saving her. Thankfully though, Peter arrives just in time and catches her.

    A furious Terry then fights both Stan and Peter. As Stan once again tries to get through to his brother, Dark Spider reveals the truth: there is no double half anymore. Dark Spider has long since subsumed poor Terry. Realizing he can’t save his brother, Stan defeats and captures him, while Peter calls SHIELD to take Terry into custody.

    Checking on Daphne, a relieved Daphne hugs him and then surprises Stan by kissing him. Daphne tells him she was so close to dying and felt afraid that she would have died before telling Stan she had feelings for him.


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    Talulah Riley, who plays Stan’s best friend and love interest Daphne, circa 2007 (Source: Alamy.com)


    SHIELD arrives, led by Director Gyrich, to take Terry into custody [11]. Stan sees his brother one last time as Terry grins at him before he is put away. Saddened, he swings away with Daphne in his arms. He returns home to tell his father and sister what happened, leading to Stan’s dad crying in grief, which Stan eventually joins in.

    The movie ends with a short time skip with the Parker family, Stan, and Daphne at a picnic in Central Park. Peter and Stan chat, but eventually the sound of firefighters and police are heard. Realizing there’s trouble, a grinning Peter tells him that it looks like this is a job for Spider-Man. Stan grins back and we end the film with Stan swinging by himself through New York.

    Like in the two previous films, there’s an after credits scene that features Terry in his cell being offered a position in the Thunderbolts, and thus ends up setting up a potential Thunderbolts film that ultimately never materialized.

    Box Office, Reception, and Legacy

    On a whole, all three Spider-Man films were very successful, though the films did see slight diminishing returns at the box office. Spider-Man 4 for example made around $853 Million, while Spider-Man 5 made around $804 million. The most notable decline was for Spider-Man 6, which made $697 million at the box office, with said decline being attributed to audiences not being a bit put off by the film’s new protagonist and general superhero fatigue.

    In terms of reception, Spider-Man 4 was the best received by fans and critics while critical and fan reactions to both Spider-Man 5 and 6 tend to vary in terms of which film was better (I personally liked Spider-Man 6 the best out of the trilogy, but that’s just me).

    As for the new castings, Adam Wylie as Stanley was pretty much universally praised by fans and critics, while Christopher Lloyd’s sinister Vulture, Wyatt Russell’s Dark Spider, and Sam Witwer’s Eddie Brock/Venom have all pretty much become fan favorites. Katheryn Winnick as Felicia Hardy/Black Cat meanwhile did a really good job in the role, though it’s a shame she basically got relegated to a side character in the Venom films after Spider-Man 4 since her chemistry with Seth Greene was honestly much better than her chemistry with Sam Witwer.

    Ultimately though, despite being favorably received, the trilogy as a whole sits a bit of the weird middle child of the Spider-Man franchise, stuck between the shadow of the iconic and classic first Spider-Man trilogy from the 90’s and later the third newer Spider-Man trilogy from the 2010’s that featured the rebooted cast consisting of Logan Lerman as Peter Parker, Alexandra Daddario as Mary Jane Watson, Annabelle Wallis as Gwen Stacy, and John David Washington as Harry Osborn.


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    Yep, these two eventually play Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson, in a bit of allo-irony considering both were in Percy Jackson in OTL. (Source: Pinterest)


    Part of that is undoubtedly due to the trilogy being a bit uneven due to being less of a trilogy and more about Peter Parker passing the torch of being Spider-Man across two films starring Peter and one starring Stanley O’Brian. Another part of it is probably due to the somewhat standalone nature of the first trilogy, which does not require a person to watch the other MMU films while for the second trilogy you kind of at least have to know about them.

    Or maybe it’s simply that the first trilogy is such a classic and the third trilogy is so recent and of today that the second trilogy just gets a bit overlooked in comparison. Hence why I sometimes call it the weird middle child of the Spider-Man film franchise, even if the trilogy as a whole is really solid.

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    [1] - Yes, that’s a real thing.

    [2] - Officially this does mean Ben Reilly becomes an Avenger before Peter Parker in the comics. Peter himself wouldn’t join the team ITTL until after his official return in 2001.

    [3] - Who you may be familiar with if you’ve seen my other guest posts. Essentially Stan is ITTL Marvel’s attempt at making a new Peter Parker, specifically their solution ITTL to replacing the slightly problematic (at least in terms of sales) Ben Reilly as the new Spider-Man without undoing Peter Parker’s perceived happy ending. In execution Stanley is basically what if Ultimate Peter Parker (with bits of Miles Morales origin story) existed and was a new character introduced in Earth 616, even up to including his run being written by Brian Michael Bendis and his run being called Ultimate Spider-Man, while also existing alongside and even been mentored by the class 616 Universe Peter Parker.

    [4] - Basically sort of a OTL Black Widow movie situation, which was set during Phase III but released in Phase IV.

    [5] - This initially led to some confusion when Peter shows up in The Avengers: World War wearing his classic red and blue rather than the symbiote, at least at the time of the film's premiere.

    [6] - See my earlier Spider-Man guest posts for more on the character of Stanley and what led to his introduction in the ITTL comics.

    [7] - So basically the Harry Osborn Green Goblin origin but with the Hobgoblin name and aesthetic.

    [8] - Think a red and blue version of the OTL Superior Spider-Man/Alex Ross suit, but with the classic white eyes and black frames as well as a white spider.

    [9] - Jon Peters would be proud.

    [10] - So basically the gray and black Spider-Man suit that Alex Ross designed.

    [11] - A few fans would lament them killing off Nick Fury in The Avengers: The End, as this scene would have been hilarious if it was Terry’s actor Wyatt Russell getting arrested by his real life father Kirk Russell.
     
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  • In The Shadow of the Moon, The Sun Shall Shine Through: Masked Rider Series REVIEW
    Post from In the Toybox Netsite by Philip, February 14, 2016 [1]

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    A hero arrives from the light…

    Masked Rider has always been near and dear to my heart, ever since I saw the first few episodes when I came home from high school. It was utterly eye-catching and unique from the start, something that also happened to me when I saw Bio-Force as a child. In a way, both franchises, like their Japanese counterparts, share an intertwined history that has led them to become powerhouses within American culture today. Still, it might not have happened had things gone differently.

    To give some backstory, Bio-Force was a smash hit for Disney and Saban despite previous preconceptions about its success. Understandably, this led Haim Saban to desire similar success with more Tokusatsu adaptations from Toei. He received that wish when he acquired the rights to adapt Kamen Rider Black, which he packaged with Sailor Moon when he presented it to Disney in 1992. [2]

    However, Jim Henson, already satisfied with the success of Bio-Force, rejected Kamen Rider Black for its bleak tone and use of gore, recalling how it reminded him of the Transformers Movie where it was just senseless violence and death. [3] This led Haim Saban to search for another company to adapt the show. Fortunately, he easily found an eager buyer in the form of Michael Eisner, who easily saw the franchise’s potential as a possible rival to the longstanding Bio-Force franchise. From there, a new saga would begin, with the production of Masked Rider.

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    The logo for Saban’s Masked Rider Season 1 [4]

    The story follows a similar beat to the original show, with a pair of brothers, Dax Shepard (Jason David Frank) and Michael Shepard (Austin St. John) hanging out with their friends on an ordinary day. However, they are suddenly attacked by Gorgon, a secretive cult out to revive the Shadow King, an eldritch abomination whose backstory is directly inspired by Cthulhu, a being of unknowable origin and power. The cult kidnaps both of the brothers to turn them into cyborgs infused with the Shadow King’s essence in the form of the Sunstone and the Moonstone. From there, they are destined to fight each other until there is only one winner, after which he becomes the new ruler of Gorgon and as a result, will destroy the world and all of humanity. It is later revealed that their father was the one that set them up to become the bearers of the Sunstone and Moonstone so that their family can live peacefully under the Shadow King. Still, he soon grows to regret this decision as he sees his sons get tortured by the evil cult, leading to him freeing Dax from Gorgon’s control, at the cost of his own life. Now burdened with the responsibility of ending the evil cult, he resolves himself to become stronger to rescue his brother before he is forced to fight him and bring forth the end of the world.

    Unlike its older brother Bio-Force, which is decidedly geared towards young kids, Masked Rider strived to target older audiences, especially those who have grown out of the former franchise and wanted a darker and edgier hero. It also coincided with the rise of anti-heroes and morally gray characters from the Iron Age, allowing Hollywood Pictures to capitalize on the popularity of heroes like Batman for their show. Regardless, it followed a similar beat to the original source material and of Bio-Force, with most episodes (especially during early S1) consisting of a monster-of-the-week that Masked Rider has to defeat, often in more brutal ways than Bio-Force through its Rider Punch and the iconic Rider Kick.

    However, Saban took lessons from Kamen Rider Black and improved upon its story by making the cult more active in the day-to-day affairs of the heroes, by having them interfere in local politics, religious institutions, and even schools much earlier than in the Japanese show, thus making the complete infiltration of Gorgon into the American government much more believable in the second half. The three Grand High Priests would also fight Masked Rider much more frequently than in the Japanese source material and cause much more chaos throughout Haventown and the rest of the United States, with the people’s pain and misery being the power source in which to facilitate the revival of Shadow Rider in order to bring forth the Shadow King and end the world.

    Another difference from Kamen Rider Black is the supporting characters and their overall contribution to Dax’s character development and the story itself. While the family dynamic (which grew to be increasingly important) was a core part of the original show, Masked Rider had several other supporting characters that stuck around for the entire series, such as Frederick Jones (Walter Emanuel Jones), a high school friend and co-worker to Dax who even fought alongside him whenever met by Gorgon’s mooks and Katherine Hilton (Amy Jo Johnson), a new friend that served as the emotional support and love interest for him. They even had some minor comedic relief characters, Claw and Dredge, that worked in the same mechanic shop, though luckily, they were never as grating or cheesy as their Bio-Force counterparts. There was even a sentient motorcycle named Hopper, who was later upgraded in Season 2. All of the characters provided vital support for Masked Rider, especially when times were difficult as Gorgon’s monsters grew more powerful, though he eventually prevailed as the Grand High Priests continued their efforts to revive the Shadow King.

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    Shadow Rider appears! (Image source: Pinterest)

    The highlight of the first season was of course Shadow Rider, the archnemesis to the titular hero, who was fully revived during the second half, and much like the character in the original source material, completely dominated the audience’s attention with his dark and brooding charisma and absolute devotion to Gorgon, with his mindset to take over the world as the next Shadow King. It was even more tragic for Dax to see him this way, as numerous flashback episodes depicted his brother as kind, intelligent, and gentle towards him, so it’s a shock to see Michael become a terrifying villain thanks to Gorgon. [5]

    It all comes to a head during the last episodes of Masked Rider where Gorgon successfully takes over the United States through a violent coup, causing all sorts of chaos as they try to set up an authoritarian state for the Shadow King, allowing them to take over the world. [6] Dax eventually decides to leave his friends and family just so he can combat his brother and the rest of Gorgon alone, but ultimately he is helped by his two friends Fred and Katherine. After receiving the affirmation and confidence he needs from his two friends, he proceeds to defeat the Grand High Priests in the final arc, but not before Shadow Rider appears to fight him for one last time. With the world at stake, Dax removes all hesitation from his mind and attacks Shadow Rider in a brutal deathmatch, willing to sacrifice his loved brother to save humanity. [7]

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    The final fight between Shadow Rider and Masked Rider (Image source: Reddit)

    Ultimately, he manages to defeat Shadow Rider after a nail-biting fight to the finish, yet he cannot bring himself to kill his own brother, even with the world at stake. It is when the Shadow King appears, coercing Dax to finish off Shadow Rider to facilitate his revival, but it is at that moment where Michael breaks free from Gorgon’s control for just a moment and sacrifices himself to prevent the Shadow King’s revival, giving a heartfelt farewell message to Dax before dying. He bequeaths the Shadow Saber to Masked Rider, who now fights the Shadow King to end Gorgon’s tyranny once and for all, eventually killing him and banishing what was left of Gorgon’s dark forces into the void, saving the United States and the rest of the world from their evil. While the rest of the characters celebrate this hard-earned victory, Dax looks onward to this distance as a looming alien threat begins to emerge from the shadows: the Crisis Empire.

    It’s often stated that it was a miracle that the show ended up being this good when Hollywood Pictures and ABC were in utter chaos throughout the early to mid-90s, with Michael Eisner and Jeffrey Katzenberg’s legendary feud, culminating in the former being ousted from the company. With such odds, it was a question as to whether the show would even complete its run, though Saban lobbied hard to convince ABC to keep airing the show until the end of the first season. His efforts were well rewarded, as Season 1 proved to be a great success for the network, drawing in older teens with its dark and mature plot, intense action, and a great story. Although Eisner was gone, there was enough demand from fans and executives alike to continue the story. Unfortunately for Haim, Katzenberg was determined to kill what people considered to be Michael Eisner’s legacy within ABC. [8]

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    Season 2, which adapts Kamen Rider Black’s sequel, Black RX, also follows the same storylines as its Japanese counterpart. However, Saban took notice of the show’s apparent flaws and Season 1’s shortcomings to improve the second season. The Crisis Empire remains relatively unchanged, with them being a new alien faction that wants to invade and conquer the Earth, like their Japanese counterparts. Despite this, they’re just as vicious and memorable, with them immediately attacking the United States, as the Crisis Empire knows about the existence of Masked Rider, the only one that could stop their domination of the Earth. He is forced to hide along with his friends until they end their bombardment and send their troops down to Earth, in which he finally reveals himself to the grunts and transforms into Masked Rider, only for him to be swiftly captured by the Crisis Empire after sending their best commanding officer, General Drego.

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    The evil General Drego of the Crisis Empire (Image source: Prime Video)

    And of course, he is sent back to be experimented upon again, this time their experiments cause the Sunstone to crack, leaving Masked Rider completely powerless. However, at this moment, the ghosts of his father and brother show up, encouraging him to keep fighting and save humanity as he had before, as now the power of the Sun, once given by the Shadow King, has now become his power alone. With their last will, they turn the shattered Sunstone into a new transformation belt. Reinvigorated, he starts fighting out of his restraints as he transforms into an entirely new form unseen by the Crisis Empire: Masked Rider RX. Through this transformation, he is able to overpower the new monsters sent by Crisis and lives to see another day, resolving himself to destroy the Crisis Empire to save humanity.

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    The reborn Masked Rider RX and his different forms (with the original in the background) (Image source: Pxfuel)

    Subsequent episodes followed a similar format to the first season, with Dax trying to save a group of people from the Monster of the Week sent by the Crisis Empire’s general. However, with an increased production value and a better understanding of the fight choreography, the battles soon became more dynamic and more spectacular than even the original. There was even an added feature where Shadow Rider’s old Shadow Saber was transformed into the Solar Saber (the Revolcane) that became the main weapon for Masked Rider RX. Of course, there were scenes where he used the Solar Saber to brutally stab the Monster of the Week instead of doing the titular Rider Kick, reinforcing the franchise being a darker counterpart than Bio-Force. Additionally, he would gain new transformations in Bio-Rider and Robo-Rider, being triggered as a result of intense emotions like sorrow and anger respectively (as a reference to the original Kamen Rider material).

    Due to the diverging stories and characters between Masked Rider and the original Kamen Rider Black, Season 2 relied much more on original footage made by Saban rather than using clips from the latter show. Unlike RX, Dax continues to remain with his family and friends within the town of Haventown, while the villains of the Crisis Empire are filmed through a new set due to recasting several characters with American actors. Fortunately for Saban, they were slowly trending toward this kind of content with subsequent seasons instead of merely rehashing the Sentai material, thus making the transition seem seamless. However, this resulted in much higher production costs than Season 1, already raising tensions between ABC/Hollywood execs and Saban over the continued existence of Masked Rider.

    The story soon picks up when Shadow Rider returns unexpectedly, but this was part of the Crisis Empire’s plans, recognizing Michael’s connection to Dax as his brother and they are willing to revive the dead to do so. However, the resurrected Shadow Rider is a mere shell of what he used to be in Season 1, seemingly unwilling to hear Dax’s demands to return to him and his family. Due to fan demand, he’d stick around much longer than Nobuhito did in RX, who died several episodes later. Shadow Rider remained a constant menace to Masked Rider and his crew up until the final arc of Season 2 where Dax manages to redeem his brother and have him work together with Masked Rider against General Drego although he eventually sacrifices his life to help protect his brother from Gax. Eventually, Dax manages to kill Drego with the help of his friends, leading him to Emperor Crisis himself, who offers to give him the option to rule the entire Earth, but Dax refuses, leading to a final confrontation where Masked Rider finally manages to kill Emperor Crisis, leading to the end of the Crisis Empire, with many people celebrating the return to peace, with Dax kissing Katherine marking as a send-off to the series.

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    A New Masked Rider for a New Millennium (Image source: Anime News Network)

    Overall reviews of Masked Rider during its runtime were quite positive, and it’s not hard to see why. Aside from the darker tone and use of gore during its fight scenes, which were quite a shock to Western viewers, the singular focus on its main character and the antagonists meant that Saban could expand each of the characters with far greater depth than Bio-Force ever could. In fact, Masked Rider would be seen as the progenitor to the dark and edgy superhero live-action TV series we do see nowadays, as not only has it proved that it can be good, but it can also be popular. Unfortunately, the lack of Kamen Rider source material and Katzenberg’s hostility toward the series caused it to be canceled, leaving it in a similar limbo to its counterpart in Japan. Dubs of Kamen Rider ZO and J would appear for Western audiences, although Shin was skipped due to its content. However, it wouldn’t take long before the popularity of Masked Rider and its draw would attract executives, leading to an entirely new show in 2001.

    Personally, I highly recommend any Tokusatsu fan to watch both seasons of Masked Rider, even with my biases taken into account. Even if you watched the original Kamen Rider Black and Kamen Rider Black RX, the additions and changes that Saban made to the show not only made it distinctly memorable but also uniquely American, just like Bio-Force.

    MUST WATCH
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    [1]: The post was inspired by My Shiny Toy Robots, as his reviews have been critical in the making of this entire thing, so here’s a shoutout to him.

    As for the title, it’s a double reference to how Masked Rider (representing the Sun) emerged from Sailor Moon (which is the Moon, obviously) and of the brothers themselves (one has the Sunstone while the other has the Moonstone). Clever, isn’t it?

    [2]: It’s funny how a girly show like Sailor Moon would give birth to an incredibly dark and hypermasculine TV series like Masked Rider but that’s one of the things that makes this timeline so interesting.

    Saban acquiring Kamen Rider Black is just a random butterfly, but one that ultimately feels necessary because it is the first show that sets up the protagonist and antagonist relatively well.

    [3]: I am fully convinced that Michael Eisner would’ve been the only one that would adapt Kamen Rider Black faithfully in tone, as not even Jim Henson would have geared the show that way with him being at the creative helm of Disney.

    [4]: Logo was made by me, but credits go to Kicker Trial for the font and markolios for the Kamen Rider Black/RX logo for S1 and S2.

    [5]: Shadow Rider will not be a forgettable presence for the show. Quite the opposite as he will be just as iconic for Masked Rider fans as Shadow Moon was for OTL Kamen Rider fans since Saban maintains his dark and brooding energy, as well as his tragic backstory.

    [6]: A bit too on-the-nose for our timeline, but in-universe this is supposed to reference the increase in far-right terrorism and Christian fundamentalism in America.

    [7]: Not exactly the kiddie show that Masked Rider was IOTL, right?

    [8]: There’s no way Katzenberg is going to let something out of Eisner slide during the 90s. While some Masked Rider fans hate his guts for cutting a possible Season 3 for Masked Rider due to rumors, others don’t mind as much since they think Saban would’ve been incapable of doing an entirely original season with no Kamen Rider footage (Mind you that MMPR Seasons 2 and 3 are butterflied and Dino Warriors only ran for 1 season like all the other series).
     
    Movies 2001-2003
  • New York Times Movie Reviews 2001-2003
    Guest reviews by @Plateosaurus, @MNM041 and Mr. Harris Syed

    2001
    Oh Say Can You See?
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    This if its star was also behind the camera

    At long last, the Revolutionary War film Charles’ Town from Universal has been released with Mel Gibson once again behind and in front of the camera, although properly starring Gary Oldman as Benjamin Martin, a widowed farmer with a brave but brutal military past, who decides not to join up when the British arrive in 1776. However, when his son enlists and is later captured by the enemy, the former soldier must abandon his new-found pacifist principles in order to rescue his oldest child, and forms a regiment of Carolina patriots, whose guerrilla tactics prove pivotal to the war effort against the Brits.

    Gibson’s direction crafts a film loaded with action and patriotism just like Braveheart, yet unlike that film unafraid to delve into the nuanced and less than admirable aspects of the early US, including many actually having valid reasons to support British to yes, slavery that hypocritically denies freedom to an entire race of people[1], and how the Revolutionary War was more complex than many think. The result is a layered film enjoyable as both a historical action film and a drama, and suggesting Gibson is learning to move into a more thoughtful direction then his previous efforts.

    Charles’ Town, rated R for intense violence and racial undertones, ★★★[2]

    [1] With Gibson directing, he addresses problems he had with Emmerich’s changes to the script IOTL, such as the absence of slaves. As such, this film isn’t accused of whitewashing history the way its OTL counterpart was.
    [2] The movie makes a decent profit and has a better reception from historians with its more morally gray, complex portrayal of the American Revolution as opposed to the overly jingoistic war flick.

    Now Hear This
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    Not exactly this, being more gender-equal

    What does one want from Orion’s Watcha Want? Things to find funny and laugh as well as good romance in a story about an egotistical TV producer (Bill Paxton)[3] high up his own who gets a reality shock when gains the power to read minds[4] only to find out just how unbearable people find him, and decides to make amends by changing for the better and maybe win the affections of rival producer Darcy (Heather Langenkamp). The film does give audiences exactly that, if with scattershot results: sometimes its alternately funny and legit emotional watching Paxton’s Ernie Williams hears things he doesn’t want to and realize he’s not the all-loved alpha male he thinks he is, and tries to forge genuine bonds with people he’s hurt in an attempt to make amends, while Paxton and Langenkamp work well off each other. However, at other times it's mean-spirited and unfunny, to the point that there are certain jokes in the films that might make audiences’ attention want to learn more about the shows-within-the-movie Ernie produces in the hopes of finding something more interesting to watch. Watcha Want is overall the kind of film where it's a 50/50 between giving it a chance and loving it and not enjoying it, either way likely around Valentine’s Day with your partner.

    Whatcha Want?, rated T for some swearing and sexual references.

    [3] Mel Gibson is pulling double duty on Charles’ Town, both acting and directing the film, meaning he's too busy to be in this film as well, so Bill Paxton ends up playing the lead.
    [4] The film’s second drafts rewrite it so that the lead (here named Ernie Williams as a reference to ETA Hoffman who wrote a similar story) can hear the thoughts of both genders and thus hears people in general as opposed to just womens’ only, and so won’t be the sexist mess of OTL (though it does have a few Men’s Rights humor bits in it). This also means that there's no gender flipped version like what happened in OTL.

    2002
    A Stunningly Beautiful Tale of Adolescence and Family

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    (with a dash of Once Upon A Time in America) = this film

    Academy Award-winning director Steven Spielberg has done it again in his latest historical drama An Immigrant’s Tale from Universal Studios starting in May 20, 2001. This film is a simple story that focuses on Jewish-American sisters Rebecca and Shoshanah Zlotkin (Linda Lavin and Lauren Bacall) recalling their childhood (played in the past by Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson), along with their family consisting of the naive Abraham (Jonathan Lipnicki), the strict yet caring Frieda (Phoebe Cates) and the tough, determined meatpacker Saul (Tony Goldwyn)[5] in 1920s New York. As expected from a master of cinema, Spielberg infuses An Immigrant’s Tale with heartfelt pathos as he makes us feel for the plight of the Zlotkins as they struggle to keep up with the changing times within the Lower East Side such as the Ku Klux Klan (represented by Tom Hanks’ Joseph Gallatin) and mob violence especially when (spoilers!) their son is tragically killed in a mob war between the Italians and the Jews. However, the film never descends into unrelenting bleakness as Spielberg makes sure that there are some laughs to be found in the quieter, smaller moments with the family, the kooky antics of local salesman Raphael Bernstein (Adam Sandler) or when we simply see Rebecca and Shoshonah on screen together.

    The cast all give top-notch performances from the wonderfully compelling Portman and Johansson to stage veteran Michael Stuhlbarg and John Turturro as the terrifyingly monstrous gangsters Louis “Big Louie” Rothberg and St. Joseph Rinaldi respectively. Even the rather stereotypical Irish immigrant cop Thomas O’Duffy (played by Pierce Brosnan) has some surprisingly heartfelt scenes particularly the one with the Zlotkins after Abraham is killed and opening up about his own experience as the son of struggling immigrants. The cinematography and score from the legendary John Williams are fantastic and give you a feeling that you’re really in the Roaring 20s with the Zlotkins and Spielberg’s direction is flawless. As we will eventually get to the Academy Awards, An Immigrant’s Tale looks to be a strong contender with a talented director, cast and crew that bring this immigrant story to life with magnificent results[6].

    An Immigrant’s Tale, rated T for some swearing, violence, brief nudity and some adult situations, ★★★★.

    [5] Since An American Tail was never made because of Amblin’s different relationship with Disney, Spielberg will make this film as his portrayal of the Jewish immigrant experience in a changing America. He will also take inspiration from Sergio Leone’s Once Upon A Time in America in it’s 1920s setting with Jewish (and Italian) mobsters, union strikes and flashback framing device with the older versions of the protagonist(s) albeit in a much more hopeful direction than that film.
    [6] Whereas An American Rhapsody was a well-meaning yet forgettable and mediocre film that made only $850,225 at the box office, An Immigrant Tale will make $115 million on a $46.5 million budget with Universal Pictures distributing and do well at the Academy Awards.

    A Suitably Cosmic-Scale Biopic
    A four nation co-production a decade in the making[7], Bernardo Bertolucci’s Copernicus chronicles the life of the Polish astronomer (as played by David Thewlis) as his observations of the night sky leads him to question the belief that everything revolves around the Earth and Humanity, even though to publicly announce his findings he could face prosecution for blasphemy, and starts hallucinating vivid but terrifying visions of God punishing humanity for hubris and pride and his own execution alike, and fights to keep himself intact.

    Copernicus is well-shot and acted, but what separates the film from others of its kind and other accounts of Copernicus is that he wasn’t a quasi-atheistic rebel who bravely dared to speak against a dogmatic church as Galileo later is known as, but a devout Catholic who believes wholeheartedly in God’s perfect creation, and Nicolas sees the geocentric model as too convoluted to have been made by Him. Indeed, the film presents its Catholic Church as one that has been corrupted by the sin of pride and the wrongful belief of Man’s superiority, in need of humility and a better cosmic perspective through recognising the true place our planet has. The result is a film both science and history lovers and the devout will enjoy.

    Copernicus, rated T for scenes of torture, suggestive imagery, and language, ★★★★

    [7] Long story short, first comes a biography of Copernicus written in 1991 because of minor butterflies, which is read by Dino De Laurentiis. The film rights are bought in 1994, but political issues of the time make the studio reluctant to release, with production only starting in 2001.

    Double Standards Demolished
    If the 90’s have shown us anything, it is that sexual assault and harassment isn't funny and needs to be adressed… when it happens to a woman, but if it's guy, then it's perfectly acceptable to laugh at the victims, as seen in many a comedy. Lovey Dovey, a satirical erotic thriller from Mary Harron based off the NYT best-selling thriller by sees a woman (played by Fairuza Balk) who has been quite the jerk to her ex-boyfriend (played by Jason Lee) starts dating his friend (played by Ethan Suplee), only for him to start giving him the same treatment. It explores the highly problematic treatment we give to female abusers, particularly with our tendency to laugh at male abuse victims just like we used to defend male abusers, by having the friend do exactly the same comically abusive stuff she did, only reframed in a serious light, and further more argue that doing so hurts women as much too byu normalizing. The result is something might turn some off if taken at face value, but if you give Lovey Dovey time, will certainly make you think.

    Lovey Dovey, rated R for scenes of assault, erotocism, violence, md drug use, ★★★.
    [8] The film will develop a reputation as one of the first of the men’s rights works, albeit one that’s an an Unbuilt Trope.

    Ruh-roh!
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    The original draft is this

    It's Hannah-Barbera's Scooby-Doo gang like you've never seen them before in a modern update for modern audiences that honestly has no right being as funny as it is. Directed by Kevin Smith and written by James Gunn[9], this film takes the classic characters you know and love, drops them smack dab into the middle of a horror comedy.

    Starring Josh Hartnett as Fred Jones, Reese Witherspoon as Daphne Blake[10], Jennifer Love Hewitt as Velma Dinkley[11], Matthew Lillard as Shaggy Rogers [12], with Frank Welker returning to voice Scooby himself, this star-studded film reveals the origins of Mystery Incorporated meeting for the first time in college[13]. While it proudly boosts that it's a Scooby Doo movie, make no mistake, this isn't your dad’s Scooby-Doo. The humor of the film makes every joke about the franchise that fans have made, and the jokes are surprisingly well done. But don’t mistake it for a simple comedy, this is very much a horror comedy with scares coming in just as much abundance as the laughs. This film holds the various horror classics that came before it with just as much reverence as the show it shares it name with, with references to the likes of Freddy, Michael, Jason and more and in particular, this film certainly owes quite a bit to the Smart Slashers, Final Girl star Reese Witherspoon playing Daphne as much less of a damsel in than many have called her. In fact, all the leads here have gotten personality upgrades for the modern era which makes the characters more three-dimensional.

    The leads all have impeccable chemistry with each other, and they play off the ridiculousness of the story perfectly, striking the right tone between serious and silly and features a great supporting cast, including Tim Curry[14], Brad Dourif, Heather Langenkamp, Heather O'Rourke, Tom Franco, Judith Barsi, Phil Hartman[15] and Kane Hodder.

    That said the film isn't quite perfect and has a few too many jokes that don't land, some of the winks to the camera can be a bit grating at times. That said, if you're looking for a fresh update on an old classic, Scooby Doo is certainly a good time for you.

    Scooby-Doo, rated T for some language, violence and crude references, ★★★★[16].

    [9] Kevin Smith was one of the names that was at one point attached to direct the project, and here he never has to back out. As for Gunn, recall he had his mainstream debut with the TV adaptation of The Neghostiator on ABC and Scooby-Doo will be the first big budget blockbuster with his name on it. The film in TTL is much closer to his vision than the final product.
    [10] OTL director Raja Gosnell wanted an actual couple to play Fred and Daphne, hence Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr being cast in the roles. With Gosnell never going into directing due to Home Alone 3 being butterlied, Kevin Smith takes the reins and since he and Gunn make no such stipulation it leads to Hartnett and Witherspoon being cast.
    [11] Hewitt in OTL was considered for the role of Daphne but here ends up getting the role of Velma.
    [12] In the case of Lilliard, he already has Hackers and The Crow as both films gave him some recognition with Scream being butterflied in the Hensonverse thanks to the Smart Slasher boom of the 1980s and 90s. He’s pretty much the only OTL cast member of the film to still play this character in TTL’s film aside from the obvious exception of Frank Welker.
    [13] As per Gunn’s original script IOTL.
    [14] There were rumors Curry was going to play Rowan Atkinson's character in the movie OTL, but backed out due to a hatred of Scrappy (though Gunn has said there were other reasons Curry wasn't involved). Since Scrappy-Doo is not the main villain here, as the film is set before the gang even met him, the villain is a more traditional type of Scooby Doo villain, though the supernatural elements from OTL's movie are also present here.
    [15] Recall that Phil Hartman’s wife got into rehab before she could kill him thanks to Tupac Shakur and Aaliayah which led him to get more roles as a veritable supporting actor.
    [16] Will make $336.5 million on its OTL budget of $84 million thanks to much better reception. The film will spawn two sequels that are just as well-received and start the trend of Columbia adapting Hanna-Barbera cartoons to live-action with The Flintstones, Josie and the Pussycats and others getting the silver screen treatment to varying degrees of success.

    Space Jocks
    It’s a little-known fact that Predator started out as a joke that Rocky would fight an alien in his next film, and if you knew that you’re probably joking Orion’s latest sci fi flick is the culmination of it. Set in the year 2047, Heavylander traces boxer-turned gym owner Claire de Santos (María Conchita Alonso) who’s glory days are far behind her and struggling to take care of both it and her own family relations - until the arrival of the gym’s new staff member, an alien of a species that practically has boxing gloves for arms, and in every fight picked with him he cold-clocks everyone, giving her idea to take it on the road and organize exhibition fights he can win and bring her the money and glory she needs. The premise makes no secret Heavylander indulges in all the hallmarks of sports underdog movies, just in a future setting where many aliens have migrated, and your views on the movie will depend on your level of acceptance for them. Of course, movies like this are less about the plot and more about the effects, the characters, and the setting. Sure enough, the mix of physical and digital puppetry are definitely good in an age of CG dominance, and the gritty urban Atlanta that accommodates all sorts of aliens produces some fun worldbuilding. Meanwhile, the boxing sequences between our scrappy underdog Lenny and us humans are well-shot and kinetic. Still, the story is very rote to its detriment (I felt little when the characters split up and hit rock bottom only to reunite).

    Overall, although it seems likely Heavylander will become a cult classic, it’s gonna be a while before that happens, and for now is just a perfectly fine outing.

    Heavylander, rated T for some language, drug use, and violence, ★★.

    2003
    Tasteless “Satire”
    A Triumphant Tragedy has finally debuted after six years in limbo and produced by the strange mix of StudioCanal and Troma[17], a good indicator of what it's about. The film’s is a thinly-veiled caricature of both Roman Polanski and Harvey Weinstein making an Oscarsploitive drama about Dachau only for the set to be haunted by several ghosts of Jewish men who take offense at the production exploiting the Holocaust just to net prestige at the Oscars, and will send the crew to their graves if it means their voices will truly be heard. It is exactly as tasteless as it sounds, but that’s tradition with creations from Troma: it doesn't really matter what your personal beliefs are going into this chances are good that no matter what they are, you will be offended, as that is what the film wants - more specifically, one ghost tells the audience outright they ought to be angry at studios and producers for exploiting tragedies in the name of meaningless, self-aggrandizing prestige, and even the most well-intentioned of them still make audiences look like gullible fools. In spite of the ghoulish reputation that the film garnered from premise alone, A Triumphant Tragedy does seek to spread some important messages, but they're somewhat bogged down as the film also attempts to satirize the shallowness and creepy stuff that Hollywood kept under lock and key until recently. As a result, the film suffers from a massive lack of focus. Yet for all of the film’s flaws, it can be commended for the effects work, particularly for the surprisingly effective designs for the ghosts, and the cast of complete unknowns all do as respectable a job as can be done with the material, with Juliette Danielle and Joshua Olatunde[18] pulling in great performances as the film’s final girl and guy and while his character is obvious caricature of Polański, Sonny Davis puts in a surprisingly compelling performance as Roman Moskowitz, the director….But these strengths don't make up for the rest of this self-righteous, vulgar lecture that’s trying to prove that it’s more than just a disgusting, crappy, and pretentious B-movie.

    Although nowhere near as gross and offensive as its reputation would lead you to believe, A Triumphant Tragedy is not as clever as it makes itself out to be, and many would argue its not even Troma’s best.[19].

    A Triumphant Tragedy, rated R for swearing, crude references, disturbing imagery, violence and brief nudity. ★★

    [17] The script was written in 1997 after screenwriter complained to his friend about how many movies about the Holocaust crop up lately, and despite him being Jewish, It quickly got on the Hollywood Blacklist with how insane the subject matter is and gets an inaccurate reputation as “a Holocaust comedy” and “the next Day the Clown Cried”. Kaufman, also himself Jewish, is the one to pick it up with director being Troma editor and actor Gabriel Friedman.
    [18] In OTL, she's known as Lisa from The Room, but since her performance is one of the film’s aspects given straightforward praise by critics, her career gets something of a medium boost, not just stuck doing trashy so bad it’s good flicks. Similarly, Sonny Carl Davis ends up getting a respectable career as a character actor in both mainstream and independent works rather than becoming a regular fixture of Full Moon's Evil Bong series and Olatunde isn't known solely for stuff like Poultrygeist.
    [19] While this review is indicative of the film's critical reception as a whole, the controversy surrounding the film and the debate surrounding it results in a large group of people going to see it out of morbid curiosity alone which results in the film becoming more profitable than anyone could have imagined, and overtime, the film will be both one of the many cult classics of Troma (even if its not entirely their creation) spark great debate both online academically on whether it's a brilliant satire or tasteless and hypocritical.

    The Mob Rules
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    Definitely not this, and without Affleck or J-Lo to boot

    Many remember Martin Brest for his 80s action comedy flicks Beverly Hills Cop and Midnight Run and he brings out his sensibilities for the genre in TriStar Pictures’ Tough Love[20] a pitch black mob comedy[21]. In essence, Tough Love feels like a Quentin Tarantino movie that Tarantino wasn't involved with for some reason yet it manages to perfectly capture the tone and spirit of his works. This gangster comedy centers around a low-ranking Los Angeles mafioso by the name of Larry Gigli (Nicholas Brendon) who is tasked with kidnapping Brian Durwood (Jeremy Renner), the mentally ill brother of a powerful lawyer[22], to save his boss from prison. What should have been a simple job quickly spirals out of control, especially after Larry's old flame Rochelle Valentine (Halle Berry)[23] is sent in to help him only to unintentionally cause more trouble for her ex-boyfriend.

    Tough Love has a lot going for it. Not just great direction and writing from Brest, but a talented cast, with Brendon, fresh off of George A. Romero’s Resident Evil, playing the wannabe tough guy Larry with an awkward yet endearing sense of charm and bravado, Halle Berry proves to be a great comedic foil to Gigli and Renner also seems to be having a blast playing a crazy hostage having too much fun in a dangerous situation and making the lives of his captors difficult. The film also has memorable appearances by Donal Logue as Brian's lawyer brother Barry[24], Steve Schirripa as Louis Pasquale, the more powerful mafioso ordering Larry around[25], Christopher Walken as LAPD Detective Stanley Jacobellis, and Al Pacino as Larry's boss, Carmine Goodman. But Tough Love’s greatest strength is the juxtaposition of goofy dark humor and silly mob antics which is well executed by the cast making you laugh as Gigli messily tries to pull off his plan to have Brian handed over to the mob while having arguments with Rochelle, some of which are relevant while others are comically mundane.

    Tough Love is a well-made mob comedy that might be the best movie from Brest to date and a shining showcase for both the effortlessly charming Berry and the surprisingly talented Brendon proving that he’s more than just Xander Jones from Final Girl: The Series. Tough Love offers a lot of lessons for other mob comedies and how to pull off the strangely funny mix between criminal schemes and intense romantic feuding[26].

    Tough Love, rated R for swearing throughout, some violence and sexual content, ★★★★

    [20] This was a working title for Gigli in OTL.
    [21] Tough Love (or Gigli) was actually conceived as a mob black comedy but the hype surrounding the Ben Affleck-Jennifer Lopez relationship forced Brest to rewrite the script to be a rom-com at the behest of Columbia executives. Here, since Brest took the film to TriStar (and his leads kept it in their pants) they didn't force him to make the terrible romcom we know today.
    [22] Recall in “Mansion of the Dead” that Brendon got a big career boost from playing Chris Redfield in the Resident Evil movies which helped him avoid the post-Buffy the Vampire Slayer troubles that plagued him after playing Xander. Brendon will be branching off onto other movies and TV shows after the conclusion of Buffy’s Hensonverse counterpart Final Girl.
    [23] Brian’s brother was a federal prosecutor in OTL’s movie but is a fairly successful lawyer here.
    [24] In OTL, Halle Berry was supposed to star in this film but her commitments to X-2: X-Men United meant that she had to drop out, which in turn led to J-Lo getting the part, and coupled with executive interference stemming from a desire to cash on Affleck and J-Lo's relationship, that led to the disaster of a romantic comedy we know today. Since the role of Storm was played by Pam Grier in the Marvel movies, Berry jumps at the chance to play Riki/Rochelle with the character now having a surname.
    [25] Brian’s prosecutor brother did not appear in Gigli but he does here in Tough Love and has a prominent role given that part of the plot involves trying to strong arm him.
    [26] Schirripa actually auditioned for this character in OTL but the role was given to Lenny Venito instead, which in hindsight was a blessing for Schirripa once the rewrites came in and the film ultimately tanked.
    [27] Tough Love will make a modest profit of $87.5 million on a budget of $54 million ($75.6 million in OTL). It also fared better critically, although some do end up taking issue with the film's depiction of the mentally-ill Brian. That said, since the film had better reception, Brest’s career is not going to be sunk by it whatsoever, meaning that the experience doesn't cause him to retire and drop off the face of the Earth and he will continue to direct more films afterwards. It also results in Nicolas Brendon and Halle Berry being teamed up for other movies.

    A God He Is
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    For all intended purposes this.

    Animator Tom Ruegger makes his live-action debut with All Hail Ed[29], a new Hyperion comedy film about the titular character as played by SNL cast member Paul Schrier[30]. Ed Donovan used to be an ambitious, scheming teen but is now a schlubby loser working as a mechanic whose plans to make things better for his friends, his family, his co-workers and boss always go astray. However, after getting into a car accident and having a near death experience, Ed finds he has the powers of a god: his thoughts become reality, he can make objects from anything else or nothing at all, and seemingly the only limit is his imagination. Naturally, Ed decides to help the world out as he always wanted, but because this is a comedy, his attempts to do good don't always go as planned. Ed's attempts to solve world hunger cause literal floods of food, removing bad people causes storms of black holes, even simply trying to help his best friend get with a girl results in a cult nearly forming around his friend. It gets so bad, a certain someone has to step in (as played by Helen Mirren) to help Ed get a grip[31].

    Ruegger applies his work in animation very well, with often zany visuals that aid in the film's somewhat cartoony atmosphere and Schrier himself manages to make Ed, a character that could have possibly come off as creepy or annoying in the hands of a lesser performer, feel like an endearing everyman that you want to see succeed. While it's certainly evident that the main character was initially written with his friend and fellow cast SNL member Chris Farley in mind, Schrier thankfully doesn't come off like he's attempting to imitate Farley, instead incorporating his own stoic comedic stylings into the character. Schrier is also backed up by a good supporting cast with David Arquette playing Ed's best friend Jake Norwood, Parker Posey as his love interest Monica Gilbertson, Fred Willard as his father Teddy Donovan, Mark Metcalf as Ed's boss, Thaddeus Quimby, and even some cameos from the likes of Dan Aykroyd and Phil Hartman. With all that said, the film isn't without its fair share of flaws such as some questionable writing, the humor not always sticking the landing and even the cartoony style can be distracting in the wrong places. The film also presents certain moral quandaries that, while likely inevitable to come up given the premise, aren't always handled with the most care.

    Still for what it's worth, All Hail Ed is a refreshingly funny comedy about the implications of playing God and wish fulfillment, propped up by fun performances and good direction.

    All Hail Ed, rated T for some language, violence and suggestive images[32], ★★★.

    [29] Almighty Hat Tip to co-writer @MNM041 for the idea, but also to @gap80, who briefly mentioned a film like this during his decades-spanning pop culture and politics timeline Kentucky Fried Politics.
    [30] ITTL Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers is just another season of Bio-Force subtitled Dino Warriors, and due to third order butterflies, Paul doesn’t get cast as Bulk; Instead he becomes an LA-based comedian who has a supporting role in Friends Like Us and later joins Saturday Night Live in 1997. He will prove to be one of the better comedians of the era before creating PFN’s The Schrier Show in 2000. All Hail Ed will also help Schrier nab more comedic and occasionally dramatic roles.
    [31] Since Morgan Freeman already played God in the Good Omens films, Helen will step in to play Him (or Her as it were) in All Hail Ed. Like Freeman, there will be memes about her playing God.
    [32] Despite what you see here and All Hail Ed doing decently at the box office, the film will get mixed to negative reviews from most critics, and Tom himself will decide to return to animation, while the film itself is mostly known as a cult classic.

    In Brief
    • Ghost World (2001) - Amy Heckerling directs a silver screen adaptation of Terry Clowes’ graphic novel in her first major post-No Worries project since the show’s conclusion[1]. Let’s just say that aside from the characters and setting, the film falls short of the witty, cynical comic[2] with boilerplate slice-of-life comedic hijinks in a Southern California suburb with a talented cast headlined by Zooey Deschanel[3]. ★ ½
    • Bullfighter: The Legend of Conchita (2001) - Fox Studios releases this well-made biopic of female bullfighter Concepción Cintrón with Jennifer Lopez delivering a surprisingly stellar performance. ★★★ ½
    • Crusaders (2002) - Robert De Niro directs this amusing heist film about Catholic priests and nuns who, faced with their church going bankrupt and taken over by a scummy televangelist, decide to raid his bank account. ★★★
    • The Heat Is On (2002) - A clever send up of the buddy cop movie starring Heather Langenkamp and Jamie Lee Curtis as two polar opposite cops trying to take down a drug smuggling operation.★★★
    • Narmer (2002) - This WB epic of the first pharaoh and the unification of Egypt is decent. ★★★
    • Redliners (2002) - Some enjoyment can be had in this Columbia-produced adaptation of the game, though it’s hardly more then a textbook popcorn film.[4]
    • Seoul Food (2003) - This black horror-comedy about an elderly Korean couple who capture Blacks to cannibalize does have a few hints of gruesome genius, but otherwise remains as cheap as the title.★★
    • The Tortoise (2003) - A decent indie drama about a boy with ADHD marks a fine followup for Michael Bay. ★★★
    • A Christmas Hippopotamus (2003) - This tacky adaptation of the Christmas novelty song sees a bratty little girl discovers an escaped baby hippo and assume its her christmas gift only to find herself way over her head caring for it.★1/2
    • What Happened to Harry? (2003) - A comedic biopic about the disappearance of Australian PM Harold Holt and the fallout on Parliament, that does raise some interesting jokes, but isn't exactly memorable.★★1/2
    [1] In OTL, the film adaptation went to Terry Zwigoff who went with the cynical and somewhat depressing ending of Enid failing to get into college and not better off than last time. Heckerling fresh off the successful No Worries will learn of Clowes’ script and buy the rights to it for her old employer Triad to make into a movie that’s basically in the vein of her previous work complete with a far more optimistic tone and ending. Aside from the changes in overall tone, Heckerling’s version has the presence of shopping malls, fast food restaurants and shopping malls as not a negative thing, the protagonists being snarky and far less cynical and Josh as the main love interest of Enid rather than Rebecca’s.
    [2] In later years, Clowes will disown Heckerling’s version as completely missing the point of the original comic and changing the tone and style. It’s sort of like how Quentin Tarantino doesn’t like Oliver Stone turning Natural Born Killers from a simple exploitation serial killer flick to a bleak satire of serial killers and the media in OTL.
    [3] Because it ends up with Triad via Paramount, Ghost World has a a slightly larger budget of around $17 million thanks to the addition of extras and has an average performance grossing around $35 million thanks to Heckerling’s reputation and being part of a larger studio. As Johansson is too busy with An Immigrant’s Tale, will take her place as Rebecca. Aside from the two leads and Brad Renfro, the cast has some No Worries regulars such as Dan Hedaya as Enid’s father Colton (named here) and the aforementioned
    [4] This is basically The Fast and the Furious for TTL.

    NOTE: There will be more soon, in seperate posts.

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  • Chapter 2: Jurassic Park
    Excerpt from Life Finds A Way: The Inside Story of Jurassic Park by Nathanial “Nate” Reptorr


    “I’d read Jurassic Park at some point in 1990 - Jim had recommended it to me and I was enthralled by it. I knew that Steve had been looking to make a film of it at MGM, so I just thought ‘hey, can’t wait to see that’. And then, when I was finishing up on Ed Wood, Steve gives me the call and asks… how would you like to direct Jurassic Park?”

    I am sitting in the London Creatureworks, which is like a cross between a museum and a very eccentric Victorian explorer’s trophy room. Burton is sitting across from me, next to a Jurassic Park raptor (one of the protofeathered versions from the second and third movies), which I haven’t taken my eyes off for the last twenty minutes – principally because I looked away once and I swear the damn thing moved.

    When I asked him what had made him take the offer, Burton said, “Jurassic Park felt like the perfect modern update to the classic 50s’ monster matinees. I’m a big fan of people like Ed Wood and Ray Harryhausen, so the desire to make a modern version of those films – introduce those to a new generation of kids – was very attractive to me. And, of course, the themes of the story about man’s attempts to control nature and the perils of using scientific power irresponsibly were also pretty interesting to me.”

    For his part, Crichton was surprised that Spielberg (his first choice for director) wasn’t, in fact, going to be in the director’s seat, but commented, at the time, “Tim Burton is a wickedly clever man – I have enjoyed much of his previous work and look forward to collaborating with him on this movie.” Laughing, Burton says, “Yeah, it was a big shock to Michael [Crichton] that Spielberg was not gonna be directing JP. Obviously, he understood why, because he knew that Spielberg had always been looking to do Schindler – it was his passion project, the thing he’d been talking about for years – but it was still quite a surprise to him. However, we became pretty good friends working on Jurassic Park – and he did adaptations of some of his other works with the Skeleton Crew.” Burton sighs, “He was a brilliant writer, a wonderful man and a dear friend. I miss him.”

    Whilst Burton and Crichton were sitting down and fleshing out the story, there were a few voices in Hollywood who believed that Disney/MGM were mad to embark on the project – a $60 million dollar film in a genre that many people thought was dead. Monster movies were trashy, low-budget affairs – made only for a niche audience of weirdo teenagers. The sort of people who (gasp!) read horror film fan magazines and (shock horror!) went to comic conventions.

    This sentiment was most notably espoused by an anonymous media analyst who said, “What do you get if you have an adaptation of a science-fiction novel – which audiences have learned are words to strike terror in anyone’s heart – about dinosaurs (which audiences see as ‘kid’s stuff’), done by a director with little-to-no experience with a large budget? You get a film headed to extinction”.

    Another, quoted in Variety, predicted a flop and pinned the blame on any potential failure on Burton and his crew, saying “Disney-MGM have made a massive mistake handing a ’93 summer tentpole to the untested Tim Burton and his ‘Skeleton Crew’. This is the equivalent of taking The Manhattan Project and giving it to a bunch of twelve-year-olds with a chemistry kit.” (This was before Dracula, mind, which proved that the Skeleton Crew were perfectly capable of working with a big budget).

    Other voices were more sanguine, with [made up punny name here] saying, “Whilst Disney-MGM are walking on a tightrope handing their ’93 tentpole to the untested Burton, the popularity of the novel it’s based on (and, hey, dinosaurs) is probably going to be enough to sway most casual audiences. And for hardcore sci-fi fans, the news that Crichton himself will be providing the script will probably convince even the most sceptical that Disney-MGM are seeking to do the book justice. Overall, if I had to put money on it, their chances are pretty good.”

    And so, Burton and Crichton sat down and began working on the first draft of the script, with input from Spielberg, Henson, Phil Tippett and executive producer George Lucas, among others. Frequent Burton collaborator Caroline Thompson (who did a couple of uncredited rewrites and has a “Story” credit in the finished film) recalled it as “the most collaborative script I’d ever worked on – everyone was giving notes.”

    Having to condense a 450-page novel into a two-hour film was no easy task, as Burton recalls “The big problem with adapting Jurassic Park, the novel, as a film script is that the first third is mostly build-up and exposition… and obviously, that doesn’t transfer well to film. So a big challenge was to work out how to condense the lab tour, which is mostly exposition.”

    At Burton’s suggestion, the exposition-heavy lab tour was replaced with a cartoon that the visitors would be shown – with a cartoony DNA strand named Splicey (done in the classic Looney Tunes style and partially based on Epcot’s Figment) serving as host, providing a bit of comic levity to proceedings, before the story gets darker.

    A surprisingly famous voice played Splicey – an uncredited Joan Cusack[1], doing a Texas accent. Recalling, Cusack said “Tim wanted something that was a cross between a Looney Tunes character and a kid from a 1950s sitcom… which is something with a lot of elbow room. We tried a lot of voices for Splicey, before settling on the Texas accent. Tim loved it – he wouldn’t let me do a ‘Yee-ha’, however.” She smiles, “He did let me say ‘Gallopin’ Gallimimus’, though.” (Nuclear Family voice actress Yeardley Smith would later replace Cusack as Splicey for the cartoon – and has voiced the character ever since).

    It wasn’t just the lab tour that needed to be trimmed down, as Thompson recalls, “The other major area we had to simplify was the stuff with the compys on the mainland – the means by which the compy remains reach Grant is quite convoluted in the book. After the girl is attacked, Gutierrez investigates and finds a dead compy being eaten by a monkey, before he sends it to a university for a herpetologist to study, where a lab tech finds it, sees it’s a dinosaur and contacts Grant. Obviously that eats up a lot of time, so we had to streamline that.”

    In this condensation of events, Mike Bowman hits one of the compys attacking his daughter with a stick, killing the little animal – the corpse ends up in the hands of biologist Marty Gutierrez (ultimately played by John Leguizamo), who is investigating similar attacks on children in Costa Rica’s costal villages. Tracing the origin of the outbreak to a cargo boat that was transporting supplies to Nublar, Gutierrez noses into a possible connection with InGen and, finding Grant’s name on a list of InGen consultants, faxes him an image of the carcass, and has a discussion with him on the phone – taking the place of another character in Crichton’s novel.

    The ages of Harmon’s grandchildren were also switched round – in the book, Tim is the older one. Burton said, “I felt the girl was superfluous – there wasn’t really anything she was doing in the story. In the book, she’s just there to be dragged around and be kind of a brat – we found that making her the older one expanded her role and allowed us to explore the idea that she was trying to shield Tim from the realities of the divorce. I’d also promised Christina Ricci a part, so…”

    Another major change was the ending, in which the Costa Rican government has the island napalmed, wiping out the dinosaurs (except for some raptors, who somehow manage to get off and escape into the Costa Rica jungle). The Disney/MGM board, as well as producers Spielberg and Lucas, were vehemently opposed to this ending, partly out of a desire to create an open end in case the film did well enough for a sequel and partly because they didn’t want kids, after having spent the whole film marvelling at the dinosaurs, to have to watch them all die.

    The board made many attempts to sway Burton and Crichton to change the ending – Bernie Brillstein perhaps put it best when he said to Crichton, in his trademark way, “Yeah, kill Barney, see how that goes down with the kids.” Whilst Crichton was resistant, the board’s sentiments were shared by Burton, who said, “I never liked that ending – it felt like it was portraying the dinosaurs’ existences as ‘wrong’. I didn’t want to punish them for being created. So Michael [Crichton], Caroline [Thompson], and I came up with a new ending, where the island was turned over to the dinosaurs… and creating an ominous implication as to what might happen in future sequels.”

    Some changes, however, were rather more cosmetic. Burton said, “In the book, the first dinosaur they see is an Apatosaurus – however, we changed it to a Brachiosaurus, because, at the time, that was considered the biggest ever dinosaur. It also looked more interesting – Steve liked the shape of their necks.” A scene where Grant and the kids observe Rexy ambushing a herd of herbivores by a watering hole (“this Attenborough-style scene where different herds of dinosaurs just mingling”, said Thompson) and killing a Gallimimus was also added. As well as this, the tour narrator was changed from Richard Kiley to David Attenborough, due to greater familiarity.

    More changes were made as the script went on. A second, juvenile tyrannosaur was removed from the script and its role as eater of Regis given to the big adult, because Burton felt the addition of a second tyrannosaur was superfluous. In addition, geneticist Victor Wu was spared in later drafts solely due to lack of space – making him the only character, aside from Grant, Marcus, Gennaro and the kids to survive the film.

    More substantially, a subplot concerning a pack of wild (and far more behaviourally stable) raptors on the island was removed, due to issues of space, with the finale changing from a battle between the raptor packs (with the villainous raptors being killed) to the last raptors being killed by the T-rex. This change was Burton and Spielberg’s choice as, since they had come to see the T-rex as the true star of the movie, they realised that they had to have it play a big part in the finale, with Burton saying “The T-rex had to be in the grand finale – we just knew it had to be.”

    Whilst the death of Malcolm Morrison remained consistent, multiple deaths for Harmon were considered – in one, Harmon sacrifices himself to save his grandchildren by trapping himself in with the last raptor in the visitor centre, leaving them both to be eaten by the T-rex. However, Burton kept on coming back to the way Harmon died in Crichton’s novel, eaten alive by a swarm of compys, saying that “It felt like a horrifying end – lying helpless as a swarm of little dinosaurs ate him alive. It made you sorry for him, in a way – as bad as Harmon was, you don’t want to see him die like that. You’d spend the whole film wanting to see him get his comeuppance… and then you’d kind of regret it.” With the bulk of the script done, it was now time to put together the players.

    . . . . .

    For the critical role of Ian Grant, whilst Spielberg had envisaged Harrison Ford, Burton and Crichton knew the actor that they wanted – Pierce Brosnan. Says Burton, “Rather than a rugged outdoorsman, I wanted to give Grant that 50’s science hero veneer, complete with the pipe – which we’d never see him smoking – and the notepad – only updated for a modern audience. Pierce fit that picture, bringing that Cary Grant-style sense of refined masculinity to the part, as well as that sort of paternal gravitas.”

    Playing Grant provided, for Brosnan, a surprising degree of catharsis, as he recalls, “My wife had recently died – and doing Jurassic Park gave me something to focus on, something to make the processing of the enormity of the loss a bit easier. Tim even said to me ‘I think this is going to do you a lot of good’.”

    Perhaps that’s why Brosnan got super-invested in the part, as he recalls, “I felt that the exposition I was delivering had to be as accurate as possible – I would even ask the script to be corrected if I came upon a detail in my research that didn’t mesh.” Brosnan even accompanied Jack Horner on a dig in Montana, “I went on the dig with Jack and we became quite good friends in the process. Over the process of Jurassic Park, I gained quite an appreciation for the science of palaeontology.” Brosnan’s other palaeontology-related ventures included campaigning against the private sale of T-rex specimen Sue, narrating the Dinosaur Isle short film for the Isle of Wight museum of the same name and narrating the BBC’s Saga of Life.

    Whilst the character of Elaine Marcus was originally written as younger (with Winona Ryder tentatively considered), as she was in the book, ultimately, the character was aged up and Geena Davis was cast, playing the character as a coarse, snarky dirt-under-the-nails tomboy. The character being aged up was partly to create a surrogate “mother” for the family unit that developed between Grant, Marcus and the kids, and partly so romantic subtext could be inserted that would be creepy if she were half his age and his student in a post-Clarence Thomas America.

    The role of Malcolm Morrison was incredibly hard to cast – with Jim Carrey, River Phoenix and Rowan Atkinson all considered… however, Burton’s Ed Wood collaborator, Johnny Depp was ultimately cast. Depp’s initial plan to play Malcolm as some kind of “gonzo philosopher” were discarded, to portray the character as a prickly and insufferable genius who would be thoroughly dislikeable… yet completely correct. Giving the character a British accent (as Crichton’s version had), Depp described Malcolm as “Ed Wood’s diametric opposite” – whilst Ed Wood was a wide-eyed, endearingly optimistic creative, Malcolm would be detached, insufferable and arrogant.

    Of course, Malcolm, after his encounter with the T-rex (after fleeing in terror from it), ends up seriously injured and spends most of the rest of the film (before dying) high on morphine. It’s because of this Depp saw the part as a dual role, “pre-attack Malcolm, who’s this arrogant, insufferable and persnickety genius, and high-on-morphine Malcolm, who’s giving deep philosophical monologues whilst amazedly staring at his own fingers.”

    Of course, some people thought Depp was being given sloppy seconds, “There were people who were saying I should have played Grant, which I knew Tim was quite opposed to. Somebody told me, ‘Johnny, it is not about you playing some weird mathematician guy – it’s about fucking the girl and carrying the gun,’” Depp says, with a notable scoff in his voice, “‘You need to fuck the girl, and you need to carry a gun.’

    It’s safe to say that, in the intervening decades, Depp has somewhat mellowed over Jurassic Park – it was once said that his agent would contact interviewers and ask them to not talk about Jurassic Park with him. Depp dismisses these rumours, “I never hated Jurassic Park… I thought it was just work – it was a film I did years ago that just happened to be one of the big 90’s nostalgia films[2]. Do I like it? Yes. Did I want it to define me? No. It annoys me when people come up to me on the street and say ‘Life finds a way’.” I feel the need to point out that his other famous line, “For what is a Frenchman, but a n****r undercooked?” from Richard Stanley’s kangaroo western Shadow of the Outback doesn’t exactly lend itself to public repetition.

    For the kids, Tim and Lex, Aaron Schwartz and Christina Ricci were cast. Whilst Ricci was Burton’s “first and only” choice, many young actors, including Joseph Mazzello and Jonathan Taylor Thomas auditioned for Tim before Burton cast Schwartz, principally because he liked “the sense of nerdy nervousness – and surprising inner bravery” that he brought to the part. Ricci, playing the athletic, tomboyish Lex, had to learn how to throw a softball for the part - for the scene where she throws it at a raptor's head when it's about to eat her little brother.

    The plot-critical role of Timothy Harmon was the hardest to be cast – whilst Crichton had envisaged Charlton Heston, the first actor asked was Vincent Price, who turned it down because of ill health (he would die mere months after the release of the film). Sean Connery was the next actor to be offered the role but turned it down because he was convinced the film would be a failure (when I asked whether he predicted it would be "a fucking stinker", Burton was enigmatic), whilst Martin Landau (who had worked with Burton on Ed Wood), whilst intrigued by the proposition, sadly couldn’t promise his availability.

    Whilst rumours that someone had suggested the notorious beat poet (and NAMBLA supporter) Allen Ginsberg for the role of Harmon are completely untrue, the search did indeed get quite desperate as Burton, head in hands, recounts, “Someone did the stupidest fucking thing imaginable – they suggested Marlon Brando”. On the face of it, it looked like their problems had been solved – the very well-respected Brando was fascinated by the story’s themes and was available to shoot… unfortunately, he was in that stage where he was taking his marching orders from the Great Gazoo, the tiny, effeminate green alien only Fred Flintstone could see…. and the Gazoo was working overtime.

    Aside from wanting an expanded role for himself, portraying Harmon as a sort of God-figure and Nublar as a Garden of Eden, Brando wanted Harmon to be constantly accompanied by a little dinosaur wearing a miniature tuxedo that would act as his assistant/sidekick. Strange, but fine. However Brando had also had the idea that Harmon’s grandson Tim be wearing gloves for the entirety of the film, before their being removed at the climax to reveal that he was actually a human/dinosaur hybrid with scaly, clawed hands.

    Crichton was enraged at these attempts at changing his story (in particular, the dinosaur-human hybrid idea), and Burton and Spielberg were dreading the notion of working with the notoriously demanding Brando. Ultimately, negotiations with Brando ended… although rather more amicably than has often been portrayed.

    However, eventually, they found their Harmon – Hammer Horror veteran Christopher Lee, who Burton had worked with on Mort. Lee’s casting led Burton and co. to rewrite the character - originally, Harmon was originally a far more unsympathetic character, like he was in the Michael Crichton book. However, Lee – uncomfortable playing so many villainous characters – wanted to bring some humanity to the role, as Burton recalls, “Christopher really wanted to make Harmon a more nuanced figure – principally because he didn’t really like playing so many bad guys. So Michael and I took another look at the story and realised that Harmon was a tragic figure, in a way – this was someone who had a vision, someone who genuinely wanted to create miracles… but rather sadly, through his own hubris and failings… destroyed it.”

    The “flea circus” scene, where Harmon wistfully recalls seeing a flea circus in his childhood to Marcus, was particularly valuable in this regard, as Burton recalls, “In the script, it was much more insincere - this PT Barnum-style sales pitch... However, when we rewrote the scene, we gave Harmon a childishness here - deep down, he’s still that enthusiastic little boy who saw the flea circus at Petticoat Lane and thought it was all real.” Whilst the consequences of Harmon’s actions are very much in play – and he is not meant to be absolved of fault – the rewrite put his vulnerabilities in full display… somehow both a far cry from and an elaboration on Crichton’s greedy mogul.

    For the staff of Jurassic Park, a focus was more made on character actors, rather than big stars. For Arnold Ray, Samuel L. Jackson, several years off his big breakout as Nick Fury’s right-hand-man, was cast, based on a recommendation to Amblin casting director Janet Hirshenson from none other than Whoopi Goldberg. Jackson won everyone over with his audition, with Burton recalling “Sam just sat down and rattled a whole scene in a few minutes – he just came in like a whirlwind and left. Okay, say no more!” Hirhenson also suggested BD Wong as geneticist Victor Wu – Wong, who was mostly a Broadway actor at the time, was “very eager” to take part. For lawyer Tony Gennaro – who mostly acted as the everyman the other characters exposed to – Jeffrey Jones was cast.

    Whilst Paul Reubens was originally considered for Harmon’s odious sycophant Ed Regis, ultimately comedian Nathan Lane was cast[3]. Lane described Jurassic Park as “absolute fun – it was a joy working with people like Pierce Brosnan and Christopher Lee. In addition, hey, I got eaten by a dinosaur! Not many people can say that!” Benicio del Toro, who Burton had worked with on The Addams Family was cast as James Mulroney, the borderline insane Jurassic Park warden. According to Del Toro, “I played Mulroney as this erratic, drunken, paranoid guy… who is absolutely right and who nobody listens to.” For the treacherous Donald Nedry, Burton got to hire Chris Elliott, who he had liked in Get a Life and had long wanted to work with. Elliott, who “liked the idea of being eaten by a dinosaur”, was very eager to take the part (and was as slimy as possible),and would later become a frequent Burton collaborator.

    Rounding out the cast, John Leguizamo played biologist Marty Guitterez, whose investigation of the compy outbreak on the mainland starts the plot, whilst Michael Keaton was cast as BioSyn sneak Lewis Dodgson, whose short, but impactful role involved a brief and memorable scene with Nedry. William H. Macy and Catherine O’Hara were cast as Mark and Ellen Bowman, who appeared briefly in the opening, whilst child actress Ashley Johnson played their daughter Tina[4], victim of the compy attack that triggers the plot. (Johnson would later make a cameo at the end in the JP film Kingdom, almost three decades later – playing a different character).

    . . . . .

    Whilst casting was going on, there was a major effects push at the Creatureworks[5], who had previously done dinosaurs with the 1987 film The Land Before Time. With Jurassic Park, they could take what had been done with Land Before Time and elaborate upon it. For the dinosaurs, they avoided leaning too much on previous works, instead rooting their dinosaurs in both palaeontological research and real-world animals. The paleoart of Gregory S. Paul was a key inspiration on how the film’s dinosaurs would look – leading to heavy avian influences in the designs.

    During this period, the Creatureworks design team had full access to Jack Horner, who was eager to ensure that the film’s designs would reflect scientific discovery as close as possible. Initial plans to have the raptors covered in a protofeather coat, like the Land Before Time raptors, were discarded by Spielberg because he didn’t think the designs were scary enough – the protofeathered designs would later be used in the second and third films, whilst an exchange between Grant and Wu was added that hung a lampshade on the inaccuracy.

    Jurassic Park featured more animatronics than any other Creatureworks film had at that point. The largest and most labour-intensive was the full-body animatronic T-rex, measuring twenty-five feet long and eighteen feet in height – it took almost four months to construct and they had to raise the roof in one of the workshops to build it in. Moving the damn thing posed another issue – the Baldo, which had been used on Spider-Man for the famous web-slinging scenes was used.

    Whilst Death Becomes Her and Spider-Man had begun pushing the envelope on what digital effects could do, the initial plans for Jurassic Park’s effects were mostly to do what had been done on Land Before Time – animatronic dinosaurs for close-up shots and Phill Tippet created go-motion dinosaurs for things like shots of herds, partly to recreate “the classic Harryhausen” look, according to Burton.

    However, then, a new recruit changed their perspective.

    This had been Steven Williams, a young effects artist who had worked on Terminator 2 – after he got suspended from ILM for insubordination (long story), he joined the Skeleton Crew and was swearing up and down that he could do the dinosaurs in CGI… and decided to prove it. Scanning pictures of a T-rex skeleton sent to him by his brother-in-law, who lived in Calgary, where dinosaur fossils had been discovered, he and Mark Dippe created a simple wireframe model, which he then animated with the aid of Stefen Fangmeier. It wasn’t anything much – just the skeleton walking into a spotlight – but it would be the start of a digital revolution.

    Presenting his little project to Burton and associate producer Kathleen Kennedy, who had been on a visit, the results were nothing short of astounding – even Burton, who had been pushing for stop-motion to keep the Harryhausen look, was impressed enough to reluctantly concede. (Burton would eventually get his wish with the “Harrywood” Special Edition). Once Spielberg had been alerted by Kennedy and saw the footage, he enthusiastically gave Williams some funding to finish the test, making a proof-of-concept, photo-real, no-excuse shot using the walk cycle – as well as a team from the Softworks and the Disney Digital Division if it all went off without a hitch – and get to work.

    The second crucial test was underway – a stampeding herd of Galimimus. Based on a hadrosaur stampede from Crichton’s book, the stampede was a task well suited for computer animation – one Galimimus model would be built and cloned multiple times, with each being slightly adjusted to create the sense that these were individual animals moving in a flock.

    Working from Creatureworks drawings, a digital skeleton was built for the Gallimimus and its run cycle developed, before it was copied multiple times, creating a group running as a herd. Composited over a jungle backdrop and shown from two different angles, when it was shipped to producer Spielberg, he was amazed. Meanwhile, Williams toiled to complete his T-rex footage – intending for the T-rex to be on screen for seven or eight seconds, long enough for any flaws to be obvious. For background, he took footage in Griffith Park in Los Angeles. Once composited and rendered, the shot delivered a photorealistic T-rex walking across the screen from right to left.

    Now came the true “proof-of-concept” footage – a scene with entirely CGI dinosaurs. In a homage to a scene from The Valley of Gwangi, a herd of fully skinned and textured Galimimus would run through an environment whilst being chased by a fully skinned and textured T-rex. If they could do that, everything else would fall into line.

    Which, coincidentally leads me to a very infamous story about the film’s teaser trailer…

    In his book From A Figment To A Reality: The Imagineering Method!, Marty Sklar recounts a story where Burton, assisted by Sklar and Brian Henson, showed the board an “Effects Test Reel” as a prank, which had the dinosaurs done in deliberately crappy stop-motion, before, when the board was good and panicked (except for, according to Sklar, Jim Henson, who cottoned on a bit earlier than everyone else – Jim has always remained tight-lipped about whether this is true)… a fully rendered, CGI T-rex ripped through the screen, before pursuing a herd of Galimimus. The board found it so good they used it as the tease and it still gets shown in film studies class to this day.

    With this digital revolution – the skin effects from Death Becomes Her, paired with the Digital Division’s vector graphics effects, they found they could go to the next level. As Sklar recounts, “We could have brachiosaurs lift their heads into the night sky. We could have herds of herbivores not just run by but move together like a flock of birds and capture the “emergent behavior of the flock” as dinosaur consultant Jack Horner put it.”

    For Phil Tippet, who remained on production as movement consultant, this was “bittersweet” – whilst he was impressed by the groundbreaking work, he couldn’t help but feel like he was being replaced. This remark made it into the film when Marcus asks Grant what he thinks of the park. “I think we’re out of a job”, the palaeontologist grumbles, to which Malcolm quips “Don’t you mean extinct?” For the movements of the CGI dinosaurs, the movements of real animals were looked at. For the giant brachiosaurs, giraffes and elephants were looked at, whilst the raptors had the motion of a secretary bird or an ostrich, but “the loping gait and upfront ferocity of a wolf”.

    For the dinosaurs’ vocalisations, realistic inspirations were looked at. For the T-rex’s roar, polar bear and alligator roars, with some gorilla roars and baby elephant trumpets, were composited (which, according to Burton, “led to something that sounded really demonic”[6]), whilst its grunts came from a surprising source – a male koala. For the brachiosaurs, whale songs were used, mixed in with donkey calls and, to fit the kinship between dinosaurs and birds, peafowl. The dilophosaurus’ vocalisations (whilst described as hooting in the books) came mostly from whooper swans, with some elements of howler monkeys and rattlesnakes put in. For the raptors, monkey screeches, walrus bellows, geese hissing, vultures screeching, and human rasps were mixed to formulate various raptor sounds. The raptors were given a wider range of vocalisations, according to sound designer Gary Rydstrom, “to fit how smart they were.”

    . . . . .

    Dinosaurs aside, Burton’s desire to subtly homage to the monster matinee films of the mid-century was felt in the film’s costuming, music and set design – he tapped frequent collaborators Cheryl Henson for costuming and Rick Heinrichs for set design. Heinrichs looked at German Expressionism with some subtle elements from actual Disney parks (“a sort of poking-the-hand thing”, according to Heinrichs). The visitor centre rotunda, where the finale would take place, had the juxtaposition of live dinosaurs fighting amongst dead ones.

    Composer Danny Elfman, with a subtle theremin and occasional blasting brass, gave the film a subtle mid-century sci-fi feel, as well as elements from Max Steiner’s classic King Kong score. In addition, Elfman added a subtle Wagnerian element in the dinosaurs’ themes – particular examples being the T-rex’s theme, some of which is similar to Fafnir’s theme in Das Rheingold, and the main theme (and “Journey to the Island”), which use elements of “Entry of the Gods Into Valhalla”[7].

    For the costuming, Malcolm’s all-black outfit was inspired by Crichton’s description, with Depp wanting to push the ensemble further by adding a leather jacket and sunglasses, built around the idea that the character saw himself as some sort of “rock star”. Conversely, Harmon’s all-white linen short sleeved shirt and trousers were meant to mark the character as something of a religious figure, to fit Harmon’s belief that Nublar is his domain – his Garden of Eden, as it were – and create an angel/devil dichotomy with Malcolm, only reversed.

    Meanwhile, for Grant and Marcus, the designers mostly focused on practicality (according to Henson, “they’re people who don’t really care about dressing to stand out”) – however, a subtle mid-century element was kept in their costuming. The kids’ costuming was designed to reflect Grant and Marcus’ – deliberately in Tim’s case, because of his hero-worship of Grant – to fit the idea that they became a sort of family as the story goes on.

    Aside from Grant, Tim’s costuming was also meant to homage another important man in his life –Harmon, his namesake and grandfather. Henson recalls, “Tim Murphy and Timothy Harmon are the only two people in the story who wear white clothing – they are deliberately thematically linked to show that Tim is his grandfather’s successor, in a way.” In Tim’s intelligence and curiosity, we see both the curious, enthusiastic little boy his grandfather was and hints of the man his grandfather should have been.

    With all that done, it was time to go on location.

    . . . . . .

    In August 1992, location filming began on the Hawaiian island of Kauai. – while the Dominican Republic and Costa Rica were considered as locations, given they are the novel's settings, ultimately, concerns over infrastructure and accessibility made Spielberg recommend Kauai, where he had previously worked, to Burton. Burton immediately fell in love with the place, “Kauai is one of the most beautiful places on Earth – it had exactly the Edenic feel needed for Isla Nublar.”

    The three-week shoot involved various daytime exteriors for Isla Nublar's forests, with the Valley House Plantation Estate was one of the main locations – the exterior of the Visitor Center was a large façade constructed on the grounds and the scene with the sick Triceratops (one of only two scenes involving Creatureworks Animatronics that was not shot on a soundstage – the other was the compy attack on Tina Bowman, which was shot on a beach in Kauai) was also shot there. The National Tropical Botanical Garden was also used as a location.

    However, a curveball was thrown in filming when Hurricane Iniki – unexpectedly – passed directly over Kauaʻi, costing a day of shooting[8]. Unable to be evacuated, the cast and crew were forced to hunker down until the storm passed over. Several of the storm scenes from the film are of actual footage shot during the hurricane, with Burton saying “Yeah, we decided – somewhat foolishly – to use actual footage of the hurricane for storm footage. We were getting shots of it until the security team on the hotel came to drag us back.”

    Whilst most of the cast and crew, whilst trying to keep in good spirits, were nervous as nature’s fury raged around them. Only Christopher Lee seemed wholly unfazed, as Schwartz recalls, “Christopher [Lee] just sat through it, reading a book – Lord of the Rings, I think it was. He just looked up at the ceiling at one point and casually said ‘the rain’s getting bad’, before going right back to his book.”

    Due to the destruction wreaked by the hurricane, the scheduled shoot of the T-rex ambushing the herbivores a herd of herbivores by the watering hole and seizing the Galimimus was moved to Huilua Fishpond on the island of Oahu, whilst one of the early scenes with the Brachiosaurus had to be created by digitally animating a still shot of scenery, with stand-ins for Brosnan, Davis and Lee composited in. The opening scene was shot in Haiku, on the island of Maui, with additional scenes filmed on the "forbidden island" of Niihau. Unfortunately, the set for Arnold Ray’s lengthy death scene where his character is chased and killed by raptors had been destroyed, necessitating an off-screen death.

    By mid-September, the crew had returned to California, to shoot the remaining sequences (most of the lab and control room sequences, as well as the scenes that required Creatureworks animatronics) at the Disney-MGM lot. For some parts of the kitchen scene, Creatureworks puppeteers operated raptor suits - given the kitchen set was filled with reflective surfaces, cinematographer Phillipe Rousselot had to carefully plan the illumination while also using black cloths to hide the light reflections, whilst a small unit went on location to Red Rock Canyon for the Montana dig scenes. While Crichton's book features electric-powered Toyota Land Cruisers as the tour cars in Jurassic Park, a deal with the Ford Motor Company, who provided seven customised Ford Explorers, modified to create the illusion of autonomy by hiding the driver in the car's trunk.

    One of the most frustrating scenes was the T. rex's attack on the cars – a scene which was complicated further when water soaked the foam rubber skin of the animatronic dinosaur, the animatronic would start shaking from the extra weight when the foam absorbed it, forcing the team to constantly attend to the creature. Depp recalls, “Every time the animatronic started shaking, a bunch of guys from the Creatureworks would come in and slap the water off the T-rex… while we’re standing there soaked through. Nathan [Lane] turned to me and said that the damn animatronic was getting treated better than we were – I couldn’t help but agree”. Fortunately, the film wrapped twelve days ahead of schedule on November 30, and within days, editor Michael Kahn had a rough cut ready. Post-production went smootly and, eventually, opening night arrived.

    . . . . .

    Buoyed by a massive marketing campaign, the jaw-dropping visual effects and the book’s popularity Disney had gone all-out in the marketing for Jurassic Park, so by the time it premiered on June 11th 1993, the audience anticipation was high… and it did not disappoint.

    Grossing $770 million in its original run, taking the worldwide box-office crown, Jurassic Park steamrolled its competition, staying at #1 at the box office for several weeks, with audiences enthralled by the revolutionary special effects. The critics hailed the film as a modern masterpiece, with Siskel and Ebert calling it “a mix of the old and new – beautiful, thought-provoking and gripping – Jurassic Park is a triumph of the blockbuster age.” In particular, Another Stakeout, the film Eisner had foolishly pit against JP[9]… sank without trace.

    An anticipated, almost Star Wars-like merchandising blitz, with an emphasis on toys and tie-ins to child-targeted merchandise, further established the franchise as a Disney-MGM flagship, with toy dinosaurs flying off the shelves. A Jurassic Park animated series, detailing Grant, Marcus, the kids and Wu’s attempts to rebuild the park in an alternative timeline, was also released (with BD Wong reprising his role as Wu for the series and Cristopher Lee returning as Harmon for the opening three-parter – Michael York would replace him for the rest of the series).

    There was some backlash about the violence of the film, with some parents’ groups questioning the integrity of explicitly marketing a T-rated sort-of horror film to children. The irony of it was that Burton and co. had avoided outright gore, with Burton saying, “We really wanted to do ‘show don’t tell.’ Basically, we don’t see the gory corpses of people who’ve been attacked or killed by the dinosaurs – we establish what the dinosaurs can do, but we leave most of it to the imagination.”

    Over the years, affection for the film has grown and grown. “Of all the films I’ve ever directed”, says Burton, “it’s Jurassic Park that people most talk about – it maintains a place in a lot of people’s hearts.” Says Regis actor Nathan Lane, “People will come up to me on the street and say ‘I loved Jurassic Park when I was a kid – I still watch it at least twice a year’… immediately followed by, ‘What the fuck was going through your head when you said yes to Moog?’ Rough with the smooth, I guess.”[10]

    This affection is most powerfully held by those who created it, with Brosnan saying, “Of all the films I’ve done, it’s Jurassic Park that has a very special place in my heart. Aside from being tremendous fun to make, it helped me through a dark time in my life.” Even Depp, who has emerged as the most reluctant to talk about it, admitted the results were there for everyone to see, “Jurassic Park was tremendous fun to do and I feel pretty happy to have been part of it. When you watch the dinosaurs on-screen, you have to remind yourself that they’re not real.”

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    [1] – Basically, for Splicey (hat-tip to my mum for that name), Ms. Cusack is doing a version of the voice she did for Jessie on Toy Story OTL (a part that she might not play – or might not exist for her to play – ITTL) with some “kid from fifties sitcom” elements (“Gee whilikers!”) – Yeardley Smith ends up doing closer to a Dolly Parton impression

    [2] – I vaguely remember reading somewhere that Depp did big franchise parts in the 2000s (such as POTC) OTL because his partner Vanessa Paradis pushed him to because she wanted the money. Now, obviously, the article I read it in was a dubious source (for one thing, it portrayed Paradis very negatively) – but it felt like the opinion he’d have on that gig.

    [3] – Meta-reflection here – originally, it was Paul Reubens (Regis’ actor is conspicuously not mentioned in the MonsterChat post), but I changed it when I couldn’t help but hear Nathan Lane in the part.

    [4] – Yeah, William H. Macy still gets to be in a JP movie (albeit in a much smaller role), whilst Catherine O’Hara was pretty much a random choice since she’s worked with Burton before. Ashley Johnson was pretty much the result of me scouring the Internet for actresses who’d be the right age and active at that time.

    On an aside, the JP sequel trilogy ITTL does the "chiastic structure, but slightly wrong" thing Geekhis did with Star Wars (and the TL as a whole). More to come on those later.

    Most relevant, there’s a scene near the ending of Kingdom (alt!Dominion), which has a little girl feeding a Fruitiadens in a park (kind of like a duck or a stray cat that's tame enough to allow people to feed/touch it) that mirrors the scene with Tina Bowman and the compy, bringing the films full circle. In the scene, Ashley Johnson plays the girl’s mother (who is most emphatically not Tina Bowman)

    [5] – Most of this is true OTL (only, obviously, it was Stan Winston’s studio, not the Creatureworks) –

    [6] – Given the greater horror influences, I thought that they’d want some of the dinosaurs to sound a bit scarier… and, if you listen to silverback gorilla roars, they are surprisingly chilling. Trust me.

    [7] – I figured Elfman would be looking for epic scope in some way and, well, there’s no better music than Wagnerian. So the main theme is a composite of John Williams’ OTL and “Entry of the Gods Into Valhalla”, with some Elfman-y touches.

    [8] – This is true OTL.

    [9] – So Eisner, either there are a lot of Fangoria readers out there… or Jeff Katzenberg was right. (Remember the MonsterChat post).
     
    The Horror Goes On...
  • Part 11: Between Worlds
    Excerpt from Slash! A History of Horror Films, by Ima Fuller Bludengore
    Guest post by Plateosaurus, @MNM041, and @Nathanoraptor


    The 1990’s and early 2000’s (collectively known to some as the Intermillenial period) were a definite golden age for supernatural horror, and the latter half of the decade was no exception. Everything from witches, to demons and spirits, to mummies, all had their time of popularity on the big screen.

    Other otherworldly horror works went with mashing it up with other genres, most prominently the anthology’s cousin, the procedural. The Neghostiator franchise as produced by Universal was one of them, starring Tony Todd as a a mix of an exorcist and a hostage negotiator that convinced spirits to move on and stop haunting with the help of a shapeshifting familiar (played by Steve Witmire), starting with a 1998 film and a subsequent TV series on ABC in the same manner as a police procedural. Indeed, the many, many horror anthologies that cropped up in the late 1990’s proved a breeding ground for horror directors to cut their teeth on.

    However, when the buzz and excitement of the new millennium arrived with the year 2000, a new chapter of horror was on the horizon for the decade. Otherworldly Horror, seemingly linked to the 1990s and influencing just about everything from science fiction to fashion aesthetics, seemed to be fading away into the mists as the decade progressed. The subgenre was being increasingly seen as formulaic, unnuanced, and preachy, and just retreading what had come before while its supporters acted like it had reinvented the wheel, not to mention was seen . All the while, just as what happened with Smart Slashers versus the Fangoria crowd, horror fans were becoming increasingly divided between those who wanted to push the envelope further into the realms of the bizarre and those who wanted more realistic scares.

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    Not helping the backlash was that many were also putting pre-existing works through the lens of otherworldly horror, but it didn’t always work. New Line rebooted Freddy Kreuger in 1999 with new mythology reimagining him as an ancient bogeyman, while in 2001 came remakes of Curse of the Crimson Altar and The Tingler, the latter notably having the involvement of Cronenburg and turning the film into a parable of emotional abuse and trauma. While all were successful on the initial release financially (and Tingler still is critically), many critics in the following years would say it only served to reinforce the criticism that Otherworldly Horror was just repackaging tropes of pre-existing horror but acted like it was creating things new. Such criticism was further exemplified in the Blaine Capatch-penned parody series for Haunting 101, wherein the hallmarks of the genre were spoofed and to a lesser extent the highbrow pretensions of otherworldly horror by having a group of spirits being trained to teach humans lessons. Reboots of also started to loose steam with the troubled production and release of Creature from the Black Lagoon to a bombing and mediocre reviews, which took the wind out of the sails for execs for a long while. Unfortunately, inertia and the success of another Universal film led to the greenlighting of re-adapting the short story House of Frankenstein as an Avengers-style crossover. A tumultuous production that saw the original slated director replaced by film editor and TV director David Nutter, the 2005 film became lambasted for it’s flat and workmanlike script and plot that emphasized episodic set pieces over actual scares, and the few scares that were there weren’t all that good, while the acting was derided as barely rising above passable, resulting in a film that star Russell Crowe disowned.
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    Imagine this but way worse (but you knew that from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen post)

    Not helping all the while were events like Al-Qaeda's bombing of Bismarck, which reminded many that real life could have as many horrors as fiction would provide.

    The final nail for Otherworldly Horror arguably came with the release of Dark Passage, a 2003 film about a woman who mistakenly passed into another reality, which had a very troubled, over-budget production that would be derided as confusing, poorly written, and, as film critic Richard Roeper put it, "edited like the filmmakers were trying to kill any moviegoer with epilepsy, which honestly, would have been much more interesting", and would both perform very badly at the box office. It didn’t help that the Goth movement that helped spawn it had lost steam as many saw it as just another mainstream subculture by that point. While there would be a few online projects emerging and efforts from indie and mini-majors in the genre, major studios would shun greenlighting or financing otherworldly horror for most of the decade, and it was considered over, sealed away.

    Horror thus at the tail end of the intermillenial age would instead drift away from the big and mystical of the last eight to ten years and towards more small-scale, grounded, and realistic styles as the early noughties went on. Of course, there was always going to be interest in the more high-concept and fantastical. Thus, the defining subgenres of early-mid 2000s horror could be roughly divided into two categories.

    On one side was a wave of science fiction horror, coming amidst growing fears of the technological advances the 90s brought and disappointment in their promises of them. Ironically, many of them originated from the internet and its video-sharing sites that were slowly starting to come to form and grow in popularity; it helped that relatively cheap to film, particularly in regards to creating artificial intelligence or robots which could be convincingly rendered or crafted on low quality CG or physical effects then living monsters.

    One of the first of them was 1999’s Transmission 13 as directed by actor Dan Aykroyd, which used both formats of raw handheld camera footage and using the internet for viral marketing to add a sense of realism and fake the possibility it would be real. At the same time, its handheld cinematography in question would be one of the first of another horror grouping: the found-footage style that relied heavily on not showing whatever horror was in it.

    Aliens also saw many horror films about them. Most of them would be of the standard alien abduction story or conspiracy cover up, or throwbacks to older styles from the Cold War era. But in 2001, there came the outlier Aggressive Specimens, adapted from a graphic novel written by Jason Alexander and Bernie Wrightson, in which aliens mistakenly abduct violent criminals who quickly get loose upon the ship. The film would invert a lot of the standard science fiction tropes of where a mindless alien would be picking off a mostly human crew, with the human intimates instead picking off aliens who despite having more advanced tech, are scared out of their wits.

    Still, others used the internet for their basis, emerging as the pop cultural yet dangerous juggernaut of the world, even incorporating elements of cyberpunk into their plots and villains. For instance, in 2005’s Adblocker, a horror-comedy described by its creator as “Gypsy curse for the internet age”, where an elderly hacker (Rosemary Harris) gets revenge on low lifes that make malware for a living who gave her computer a virus via a pop-up ad by creating sentient malware back at them.[1]

    Troika Games also created a multimedia promotional game[2] for the film The Galatea Project, about a series of secret corporate experiments to create advanced robots that may have become sentient and started replacing people. The year after, a similar promotion was done for the found footage horror movie Spin The Wheel, which focused on a documentary crew investigating the mysterious on camera suicide of famous game show host, only to become trapped in a twisted game seemingly run by his ghost.

    The Steam Romance subcultures would also crossover with the sci fi horror current around the mid-2000’s, incorporating concepts from Victorian and Interwar science and technology. This naturally provided the groundwork for a lot of the more high concept horror movies of this era.

    Even dystopian films of the time like Megapolis, Chrome Lords, and No One’s Home would have many in the way of horrifying imagery and plotlines of the oppressive regimes ripping apart minds and society to keep them in line, as well as having themes of paranoia and mistrust running through them with protagonists often unsure of who, if anyone, they can trust.

    On the other side, with a retro craze dominating the 2000’s, came throwbacks to other horror flavors being revived, which called back to various earlier parts. Killer animal movies in the vein of Jaws and Piranha, coming as an evolution of the 90’s monster movie, with movies like Serpentine, Ivory, and Stinger terrifying audiences worldwide, a focus more on audience titillation then the latter’s social commentary and deep themes - not that there were any with those. The Zombie film also came back from the dead, especially among fears of ongoing conservative movements that grew throughout 2000’s America, most infamously the men’s rights movement. Hierarchy was one such film that used such for the latter, where the zombies were created by dogma spread by a shock jock (played by Leo Geter).

    However most of all, as the generations that grew up with the first wave of Slasher films and other horror of the 70s and 80s and even the 90s had matured to adulthood, they would bring it back as they produced their own, not just for film but for television or even online projects. Even without them, enough time had passed that these genres, formant, and joke for a while, were being revisited by audiences and fans alike and reappraised as genuinely great. The rise in popularity brought with it a new pack of killers. Just some of the most successful examples were 2003’s Hoofbeat, about a polo-themed masked killer on horseback, 2004’s Drive-Thru of Death, about a psychotic projectionist killing the patrons of the titular drive-thru, 2007’s Clique, about a whole team of undead high schoolers each being a different high school archetype and 2008’s CoacHELLa, about a group of Satanists killing LA hipsters at a music festival[3]; all of them had a very stylized, neon-colored, hyper-violent take based off stereotypes of what slasher movies are thought to be in pop culture, but blended in the nuance and commentary of Smart Slashers - though you didn’t have to go far to find straight to VCD or burgeoning direct viewing flicks which were more than happy to live down to the classic models.

    Others signaled a return to the more lowkey Giallo-inspired roots of the genre, most prominently in films like Black Parade or The Mime, eschewing gore and humorous elements for a sense of impending dread and suspense throughout. In the case of Black Parade, a woman played by Christina Ricci begins hearing strange music that seems to come right before disaster, while The Mime showed the titular killer robbed victims of control of the bodies. Similarly, thrillers in particular would see a new rise, only this time with a punk or anti-authoritarian edge with corrupt authorities as the villain, such as Interstate 93, where a recently paroled small-time crook played by Jay Chandrasekhar is terrorized by a sadistic State trooper played by Bill Paxton. However, on the other hand came thrillers aimed at more conservative where the villains were punks or anti-authoritarians themselves, often riding waves of fear of hooliganism and urban crime among the middle and upper classes.

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    Not exactly these
    With the new generation came the old guard out of the darkness, still alive after everyone foolishly thought they were gone for good. Aside from the aforementioned Nightmare on Elm Street, there also came revivals from the likes of Friday The 13th (2003), Halloween, Candyman (both 2006), Child’s Play (2000), and even the Leprechaun horror franchises (2004). Some used the classic model just updated for intermillennial sensibilities and tastes, others demonstrated attempts to be more novel, if not gimmicky.

    It’s no coincidence that Resident Evil, one of the most successful films of George Romeo’s career, was released just around the start of this timeframe. Indeed on that note, adaptations of horror video games also rose to prominence such as Silent Hill, within that same timeframe, and many video game adaptations were released to acclaim and shook off the stigma around them. Changing the plots to fit more within the parameters of film but retaining the grim and for atmosphere of each of them, these would prove to be quite popular with both fans of the games and critics alike, although eventually they and other game adaptations would fade away as the decade went on. However, while official adaptations were obviously the largest, the time honored tradition of fan films also created unofficial horror adaptations that the best of which actually got major attention on. The best example would have to be Good Hunting, a fan adaptation of Sony’s 1996 Indigenous-themed horror game Bonevision, which would be praised on both the fan circuit and even the original developers.

    Both sides would reveal the direction it would take in the decade to create the 2000’s defining horror genre: Meta-Horror. It was a natural evolution of but not quite the Smart Slasher (itself coming back en vogue), as it covered other forms of horror, from monster movies to thrillers, and played with the conventions, style, and even presentation of those kinds of movies and offered commentary on the trends and nature of horror movies or even the reception of them, taking influence from things like arthouse films and surrealism to create what was the postmodern stage of horror film history. Both the old greats of the genre and aforementioned newcomers thrived in this new direction for the genre as nostalgic fans, now grown, discussed what was their childhood and the meaning of them. Many fans would even become directors and writers themselves.

    One of the first of the talent to engage was from former child actor Heather O’Rourke, Meet The Joneses, with her directorial debut that harkened back to the era of Smart Slashers proved to be one of the most successful horror movies that year. It is considered by many to be part of a much larger trend of horror reexamining things that may be considered nostalgic, both trademarks of O’Rourke’s filmmaking style. Ironically, another notable name to tap into that well was Oliver Robins, O'Rourke's on screen big brother from the Poltergeist movies, who would direct Heather in Poltergeist: Resurrection, a film that had a noticeable running theme of coming to terms with childhood traumas.

    One of the most shining examples of Meta-Horror was the 2005 Brains, a zombie film shot in handheld home video style about a bunch of horror film fans who find themselves in the middle of such an apocalypse and try to rely on their knowledge of the hallmarks of the genre to try and survive the onslaught. Not only did it become one of the high marks of the zombie film and its revival in the 2000’s, but also was praised for its humorous takes on the genre for the 21st century and satire of fan culture, even earning praise from the likes of George Romero.

    Some examples were more mocking than others, however. Filmmakers who had scorned the genre or even specific parts of it as cheap and shallow or even harmful to society created juvenalian stories that at best were irreverent and at worst insulting them directly, seemingly just for enjoying horror or willfully trying to ignore or defend the more problematic aspects, like the inherit glorification of violence.
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    Films like this are what the above are

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    Nevertheless, the era was not immune to criticism. Even with 90’s horror not in, critics felt that was still a golden age of innovation in horror, and those skeptical of the new directions saw it as recycling and staid, or mocking what didn’t need to be mocked. Meta-Horror in particular would receive its chiefest criticism that the subgenre was so loosely defined any horror sufficiently lighthearted or so much acknowledged its conventions could be included. For one example, Kevin Smith’s 2002 adaptation of Scooby Doo was deemed by a few critics to be Meta-Horror thanks to often comically skewering hallmarks of horror films, even though its writer James Gunn intended it was a horror comedy not attached to one genre. Smith even said in an interview when asked “I’d say it’s in the genre of ‘Can’t be pinned down to one and debates over this are dumb as hell'.” In contrast to that statement, stars Josh Hartnett and Jennifer Love Hewitt both seemed to agree that the film was at least influenced by the horror media of the time - though they added “Though what horror movie isn’t these days?”.

    Ironically in a repeat of the genre that it would replace, many horror fans would gate-keep and argue over what constituted meta-horror: was simply acknowledging and subverting tropes way more than the average smart slasher a meta-horror? Or did it have to specifically be nonlinear in story, avoid any cliche entirely, and break the fourth wall and address audiences directly to be such? The worst received of them, such as the much maligned The Other End, were derided for their mean-spirited “commentary” being more surface level then anything else. Even the more positively received ones still underperformed among audiences, the juvenalian mean-spirited tone of them were still credited as major subsequent factors.

    Another chief criticism particularly after the fact, was that with the pendulum swinging around, there was also a change in political values. Unlike otherworldly horror which skewed towards liberal values and came during the equally liberal 90s, much of 2000’s horror seemed to be more centrist or even conservative, perhaps reflecting the eventual election of John Heinz in 2004 and the subsequent shift in the nation. Though this was not always the intent of the filmmakers, as numerous creatives have complained about issues with studio interference to appeal to more conservative audiences, who scorned just about anything new or progressive - ironically the very groups that many a horror story has mocked.

    But despite that, horror films were still going well, as what was new became old and old became new, and time was plenty.

    [1] Eventually in the 2010's, the hacker will get a spinoff/prequel TV series about her younger days, that goes more in the direction of a spy thriller.
    [2] Term for ARGs ITTL.
    [3] Title for both Drive Thru of Death and CoacHELLa courtesy of Rob Sheridan.
     
    Genesis of a Franchise
  • Chapter 1: The Journey Begins
    Excerpt from Life Finds A Way: The Inside Story of Jurassic Park by Nathanial “Nate” Reptorr


    However, the story of the film Jurassic Park begins in 1989 – with both Spielberg and Crichton having gone to greater and greater things since that first meeting in 1969. Over the years, the two had kept in touch and Michael Crichton had circled back to his long-shelved Code Blue script, which he had renamed ER and who he had Spielberg in mind to direct[1].

    Whilst this idea ultimately ended up morphing into an acclaimed drama series in the 1990s, in those early days, it was just Spielberg and Crichton were having daily meetings where they traded ideas - it was over one of those meetings that Jurassic Park – the movie – was born.

    According to Spielberg, “I just asked him, casually, ‘After ER, what’s next?’ And he said, ‘Oh, I’m almost through with a book I’ve been working on for a couple of years…’ And I said, ‘What’s it about?’ Michael said ‘You know I never tell anybody my books before they’re published…’ And I said, ‘Oh, come on, Michael, just give me a clue!’ He said ‘Okay, I’m gonna give you a clue and nothing more – it’s about dinosaurs and DNA’. I immediately jumped to my feet I my office and said ‘I want to make it’. Michael said, ‘Are you crazy? Based on that?’ I said, ‘That’s the greatest logline I’ve ever heard! Whatever the book’s about, I’m committing right now!”

    As Spielberg was given more and more insight into the story, he fell more and more in love – with an interest in dinosaurs since seeing dinosaur skeletons on a childhood trip to the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia and a love of classic creature features such as the 1933 King Kong, Godzilla and the works of Ray Harryhausen, Crichton’s story was right up his alley.

    Spielberg knew that Jurassic Park was an ideal project for Amblin Entertainment – the production company he had founded with Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall in 1981, known for producing hugely imaginative movies with spectacular visual effects. Jurassic Park ticked all the boxes for Amblin, as well as deeper thematic undercurrents that fascinated him. As it happened, Spielberg also knew of someone else who would find Jurassic Park a tantalising prospect – with Crichton’s permission, he informed Jim Henson, then-Disney CCO, of what his old associate had been planning.

    Now, as an aside here, interviewing Jim seemed like a daunting prospect. This is the man, after all, who brought Disney from an industry joke (or "a real estate holding company that did movies on the side", to quote the late, great and eternally inimitable Bernie Brillstein) to a multimedia giant, fighting off dissatisfied shareholders, corporate raiders and activist investors along the way, and who built an entertainment empire in his own right both before and after that… out of nothing more than his mother’s old coat. To this day, even in his mid-eighties, he is one of the Four Horsemen of “How the fuck is this bloke still going?”.

    So you can understand why I was nervous.

    Fortunately, he immediately put me at ease. When I interviewed him at his Henson Center for Puppetry, Marionation, Animation, and Related Arts in the hills of New Mexico (which, believe me, is one of the most beautiful places on Earth), and (after a few amusing anecdotes to break the ice) asked him, three decades on, what attracted him to the novel, Jim told me, “I was blown away by the idea of what Crichton was writing – this was something more than ‘dinosaurs running around and eating people’. It was a parable about the consequences of scientific power and the perils of man attempting to control nature – that’s what was appealing about it to me.”

    When Crichton submitted his final manuscript to his publisher, Crichton knew that a lot of other people would find it appealing - in anticipation of this demand, Crichton had demanded a non-negotiable fee of $1.5 million for the rights and a substantial percentage of the gross. However, according to Spielberg, Crichton had his preferred candidates in mind, “Michael said, ‘Let’s put the business hats on. I need to maximise what I can get from this – I can’t sell it to you and Jim pre-emptively. I need to put it on the market. However, if the bids are close, I’m going to give it to you.’”

    At this point, to the book’s acclaim and popularity – it had been on the New York Times bestseller list for eighteen months – every studio in Hollywood had wanted to film it. Aside from Disney/MGM, who were bidding on Spielberg’s behalf, there were other contenders in the ring: Warner Bros wanted it for either Joe Dante or Batman director Sam Raimi (accounts vary as to which name they were intending on bidding for – the latter of whom would join the Jurassic franchise eventually, but that’s neither here nor there), Triad were bidding for James Cameron, whilst Ted Turner, eager to have a blockbuster franchise for Columbia, wanted to partner with Richard Donner.

    One studio had notably stayed out of the bidding war – Universal. Having regained the film rights for King Kong from the Merian C. Cooper estate (partly due to a reluctant surrender from Dino de Laurentiis after a sequel for the 1976 Kong remake met many hurdles and, ultimately, failed to materialise) and working on a Kong origin story with Robert Zemeckis and New Zealand rising star Peter Jackson, as well as beginning negotiations with Toho for an American remake of Godzilla after the success of the animated film Godzilla: Lord of Fire, they wanted to know, with Jurassic Park, which way the pendulum was swinging before progressing with those projects.

    Whilst Crichton had taken the time to talk with every studio who was bidding, there is a growing consensus now that, in all but the most extreme of circumstances, whichever studio was bidding on Spielberg’s behalf would have gotten the rights, since Spielberg had been the big driving force behind Crichton looking into making a film of it in the first place. In addition, the Creatureworks’ impressive dinosaur effects (both animatronic and go-motion) in the 1987 film The Land Before Time (which had been a co-production between Disney and Amblin and had Spielberg as a producer) were also probably a factor in pushing Crichton towards Disney/MGM[2].

    And some saw all this as quixotic. This sentiment was most infamously espoused by then-ABC/Hollywood Pictures head honcho Michael Eisner, who reportedly said, when his right-hand man at the time Jeff Katzenberg expressed concern about him pitting Another Stakeout against Jurassic Park, “How many people subscribe to Fangoria annually? Because that’s everyone who’s going to see Jurassic Park.” (Eisner, for the record, when I interviewed him for my earlier book Tales From Development Hell about the Columbia Lord of the Rings films, denied he ever said those words… he did, however, believe JP would be a flop[3]).

    Now, Katzenberg (who would usurp Eisner a year later… although probably not because of this remark) had himself briefly explored the idea of bidding for the rights for Jurassic Park – and had talked with some interested horror directors. However, no director he talked to could promise their availability, and, with little to bring to the table, Katzenberg ultimately backed down, instead contacting author John Brosnan for the possibility of an adaptation of his novel Carnosaur – aiming for a 1994 release.

    When I contacted Katzenberg and asked him why he backed off (although I put it in more diplomatic terms than that – I hope to be a screenwriter and he is a big player in a couple of the major Hollywood power blocs), he said, “I came to realise that carrying out my own bid was, ultimately, an exercise in futility – the only promise I would have was that I was talking to a few directors, one of whom might be available. And there were people saying that Disney/MGM, the guys who were bidding for Spielberg, would probably end up with the rights.”

    At this juncture, I have to ask… if Spielberg was the key – and Disney-MGM were the team he was on – why did the others even bother? To Katz, the answer is multi-faceted, “Some of it – especially from Turner – was probably a ‘he who dares wins’ thing. For others, I think it was crossing their fingers and hoping for the best – maybe they were hoping they’d be able to win Crichton over or get Spielberg to switch teams for a producer’s slot and convince Crichton to go with him. But I think everyone knew Spielberg was the key – and Disney-MGM were the team he was on.”

    The other factor, according to some sources, was that Disney-MGM were also more amenable to the condition that Crichton himself would write the script. Crichton, who was a talented screenwriter in his own right, was allegedly insistent on this matter, arguing that no-one could do his work better justice than he could.

    Now, Disney-MGM had conducted their bid with the idea that Spielberg would be directing himself, - however, they were thrown a curveball for the strangest of reasons. When the Amblin (under its Amblimation[4] label)/Disney adaptation of Art Spiegleman’s infamous graphic novel (I hesitate to call it a comic book) Maus, done for the WED-Signature line (back in the days where it was the animation prestige label), which Spielberg had been executive producer on, won universal praise, including the first ever Oscar win for Best Animated Feature… a long-time passion project suddenly came closer than ever.

    This project was, of course, Schindler’s List, a script that Spielberg had been toying with for years – alternating between directing it himself (aware that this big leap into drama from a “blockbuster” director would be met with scepticism from both critics and audiences) or partnering with another big-name director (Martin Scorsese and Sydney Pollack among them). Fortunately, he had Bernie Brillstein, the then-vice chair of MGM and another champion of the project, in his corner – and the film was ultimately proposed with a Christmas 1992 release and the intent that the Holocaust Museum in Los Angeles receive a portion of the profits.

    However, both men were painfully aware of what had happened on The Song of Susan – another “charity project”, this time for AIDS research (sparked by Richard Hunt and Howard Ashman’s twin struggles with the disease), which had caused the shareholders to nearly revolt. And, aside from that, a Holocaust movie was a fairly risky proposition besides (understandably, in certain corners of the international markets, that shit is a bit controversial) – they needed to sell the proposition to the board.

    So, for Spielberg and Brillstein, Jurassic Park became the bait in a two-picture Amblin deal[5] – if Schindler’s List were to financially crash and burn, the almost guaranteed success of Jurassic Park would soften the blow. However, Spielberg knew, given a choice, which one he wanted to helm himself – he chose Schindler’s List, remaining on Jurassic Park in a producing capacity… which was a surprise to both the Disney/MGM board and Michael Crichton.

    But who would take the director’s chair? Spielberg had only one person in mind – his and Henson’s mutual protégé – and director of Maus and Jonathan Scissorhands, both projects Spielberg had been producer on – Tim Burton.

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    [1] – Much of the early stuff is taken from OTL – the book Jurassic Park: The Ultimate Visual History was my primary source. It’s the most comprehensive account of the films' production that’s ever been written (at least in my opinion).

    [2] – Yeah, I figured Land Before Time - and the dinosaur effects in that - might have been another reason for pushing Michael Crichton towards Disney ITTL.

    [3] - Yeah, I figured Eisner would probably deny saying those exact remarks - re: the Tales From Development Hell bit on Columbia's Lord of the Rings, post incoming on that, BTW.

    [4] – This isn’t true – Nathanial Reptorr ITTL is just as piss-poor a fact-checker as OTL me. Verisimilitude achieved, right?

    [5] - Geekhis explained this in one of the Q&A things - with Bernie and Spielberg both up for Schindler (with the former even greenlighting it), they needed to convince the board that this wouldn't lead to another Song of Susan incident - so Jurassic Park becomes the bait in the deal. With his passion project a done deal, Spielberg can decide to focus on that.
     
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