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"Walking back to happiness, woopah, oh, yeah, yeah
Said goodbye to loneliness, woopah, oh, yeah, yeah
I never knew I'd miss you now I know what I must do
Walking back to happiness I shared with you"

- Helen Shapiro, Walking Back To Happiness


Are we really gonna hold to this convention?

I suppose so.

Why? It's not like anything interesting gets said in these bits, anyway. Nobody wants to see you slowly lose your mind instead of typing up a TLIAW.

Look - I'm not happy about it either, okay? But, we've got to uphold these traditions.

Why?

It's the right thing to do.. and I think something interesting could come out of me slowly losing my mind.

Yeah, like what?

Well, you're supposed to ask questions first.

Okay. What's brown and sti-...

Appropriate questions.

Fine, fine. What's this about?

To quote myself in the 16th Official PMQs and British Politics Thread - "Re-heated Bevanism and Helen Shapiro".

So... Barbara Castle becomes Prime Minister?

I'm not giving anything like that away. It might ruin the suspense.

So it's just plain old Wilson then?

Oooh, I'm afraid not. You're close, but no cigar.

THEN WHO IS IT?!

Who's in the top diamond?

What? Wait... who is that?

Exactly.

Exactly?

Exactly.
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