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Oh hello!

Hey Jack.

Are we still doing this again?

I think we have to.

He still sounds like he’s mental.

Yeah, he took that whole Jack Straw thing pretty hard.

Ah, that is a shame.

Anyway, what are we up to at the moment?

It’s a Timeline in a Week, Tom.

Neat idea, although it’s a bit of a tedious choice to do another General Election Nig....what the HELL is that?

What?

That word.

‘Presidential?’

We...we...don’t have Presidents in this Country. Unless it’s the Lord President of the Council...

My God - I think you’ve broken him.

Aye, that - uh - wasn’t what I had in mind.

Very Jacobite...Much Mosley...So EdT...

Yeah, he’s broken.

Sorry about that.

Still, that is what it says, isn’t it?

Yup!

So, it’s the 5th British Presidential Election...

Nope, it’s the ‘UK Presidential Election’

But that’s really clumsy grammar, unless - ah - this is all a quiet pisstake of Americans who don’t understand our electoral system, isn’t it?

Well...

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Oh, that’s excellent.



Maybe a little.


How are the flesh carriers doing?

andyoucannotdothatwithoutinfringingontheactofsupremacyandthatdoesnttakeintoaccountthe...build...build...build...constitution....

Tom, come on, how many statutes of Magna Carta am I holding up?

Better start off then.

We should. Anyway, not too long ago, on a miserable winter day in London...
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