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Ergh.

Yes, I know.

Another one? You really can't keep up with one timeline and now you want to do another?

There's no time limit on Never Such Innocence.

And what about this? A week?


Yeah, it won't get done in a week.

Exactly - we both know it won't get done.

Yes, yes. But, at least I won't have three thousand words to do per update.

Right, anyway. So I'm guessing there's an Essex Assembly? (ASB, ASB, ASB)

Bingo.

And Amy Childs is First Secretary, right? Or maybe Joey Essex?


My god, could you imagine? :eek:

Anyway, there's nothing like that. I'll try and keep to reality as much as possible.

It doesn't seem very possible, but I suppose we'll just have to wait and see
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Indeed. Now, can I get on?

Yeah, sure, go ahead. Bore us to tears already with Essex local politics.

Not even the local politicians can keep awake! I mean, just the other week, I saw-...

... ahem... let's begin!
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