TLIAW: The Curse of Maggie

Sorry. Marmite politician? What's that, for this poor transPondian?

It means you love her or hate her. Much is made in the UK of Marmite (a yeast extract spread) which people either love or abhor. I love it myself but Canada (or at least the Food Agency) hates it:D. It seems to have been banned from sale- contains added vitamins so falls foul of regulations.
EDIT beaten to it by Ares96
 
Wow, just wow! I join the chorus of praise and astonishment at this TL. Thande blows us all away. AGAIN!

Here, Here !

I don't remember seeing that quote before. But it does fit his image, doesn't it?

The quote about running away from the circus is attributed to Linda Smith, a British comedian who had a wonderful turn of phrase.


Yes, yes, this is a nasty stab at 'The Grauniad', but WHAT typo? I'm missing something.

It's referring to a spoonerism made by James Naughtie on the Radio 4 Today program, when he was announcing "Jeremy Hunt, Culture Secretary"


Cheers,
Nigel.
 


LEMBIT ÖPIK
(Liberal)

2014-2014


Reach for the Stars!

OH GOD YES!
As questionable a politician Lembit is I've always had a soft spot for him, mostly because he went to Uni with my Dad! I've met him a few times at reunions and such, quite a nice chap actually.
 
OH GOD YES!
As questionable a politician Lembit is I've always had a soft spot for him, mostly because he went to Uni with my Dad! I've met him a few times at reunions and such, quite a nice chap actually.

I must admit that I was impressed by his appearance on Have I Got News For You on the day after he lost his seat.

And on the subject of politicians appearing on HIGNFY, here's the obligatory Roy Hattersley clip.


Cheers,
Nigel.
 
Really enjoyed this. The key component of a good timeline, IMO, is getting just the right mix of familiarity and surprise. This had both, and more importantly, delivered the surprise element in a believable way.

Well done!

Will
 
I don't know if this is referring to an OTL incident (though I believe it is), but the typo would be an unfortunate substitution of the first letter of Jeremy Hunt's last name

OTL, he was once introduced on live radio with an unfortunate swap of initial letters as "the Hulture Secretary"
 

Thande

Donor
Anyway, almost forgot. Praise, praise and praise for your timeline! In particular liked the fact that you attempted to deconstruct the trope of "The happy marriage of Labour and Liberal Democrats and the subsequent perpetual coalition government". :)
Thanks, though I think that particular cliché has fallen by the wayside of late.

This TL did a really good job highlighting people who could never be President but could be PM (Cook, for example). And arguably for the better.
Thanks. Cook didn't think he could be PM in OTL for image issues (or so he said, anyway) and to an extent this TL has avoided or lessened the 'presidentialisation' of British politics (to be fair, people were complaining about that even in Wilson's day) to make it more viable.

I just applauded. Flawless butterfly execution.

Thande: A Cut Above
Thanks very much!

Well, I understood that reference, so all hope is not lost. ;)

So, in this world:

  • No UKIP
  • British Rail remains government-owned
  • No 9/11 and no GWoT
  • The UK has a much less acrimonious relationship with the EU
  • The British tabloid press is brought to heel
  • And most importantly, Spitting Image is never cancelled
Did you set out to make this a utopian timeline, or was that a side effect?
I decided TLs like this tend to 'default to dystopian', if only because of the grass-is-greener effect, so I went with a more utopian slant just to be different. I understand now why people avoid that--it's hard to find stuff to write about if you avert wars and stuff.

UKIP or something like them do exist in TTL, they're just still in the 'Tory pressure group' stage and their rise may have been delayed due to the euro-elections remaining FPTP (though I'm not sure if that would actually happen or not, I think it may have been an EU requirement to make them PR at some point).

There was actually an earlier 'war on terror' in TTL with Cuomo after Bush's assassination, mentioned briefly, but it stayed one of those slow-burning background things like the 'war on drugs' rather than provoking everyone to start recycling WW2 impassioned speeches while feeling around in people's digestive system at airports.
Anyway, a good read. The fact that an Unknowing Outsider like me can read and enjoy it is a testament to your writing skills Mr. Thande.
Thank you! That is always something worth going for if possible I think. That's why I gave all the PMs a little write-up on their background even though it's generally unchanged from OTL (barring bits like Brown's marriage, as I'd forgotten just how late in life that was for him). This is a work of fiction, but those of you who know less about British politics have now been introduced to a number of figures who played important parts in OTL without being PM, such as Cook and Mowlam.


Mick Jagger should've been PM.

More seriously, this is one great piece of work Thande. I've been thinking of doing a Swedish Shuffling the Deck, only to be disillusioned by how little there is to work with, but perhaps this could be a more interesting bandwagon TLIAD to adapt…
Feel free! Did you see the reference I inadvertently directed at Makemakean instead of yourself, btw?

I see what you did there.

A very enjoyable read. Not too predictable either. I liked it a lot.

*applause*

This TL basically kept me sane over the past two days. Thank you very much; this is delightful.

Thank you all!

OH GOD YES!
As questionable a politician Lembit is I've always had a soft spot for him, mostly because he went to Uni with my Dad! I've met him a few times at reunions and such, quite a nice chap actually.
I've always had a soft spot for Lembit as well, mainly because of SPAAACE. Iain will say he'd never survive to the top and he's probably right but I bent plausibility a lot to get this: not only Major's assault on Fleet Street meaning Lembit's bad habits don't get as much airing, but also giving him more success early in his career on the local and Euro level to give him a head start, and removing Simon Hughes as a rival for the presidency by making him Mayor of London instead.

Excellent work, Thande!

Fantastic finish there Thande.

Really enjoyed this. The key component of a good timeline, IMO, is getting just the right mix of familiarity and surprise. This had both, and more importantly, delivered the surprise element in a believable way.

Well done!

Will


Thanks to you both.
 

Sulemain

Banned
To add to what others have said, this TTL has get me from slipping into despair after reading about half a dozen academic papers that say "The Nazis did something terrible to group X for bullshite reason Y".
 

Thande

Donor
Wow, just wow! I join the chorus of praise and astonishment at this TL. Thande blows us all away. AGAIN!

Comments on the whole thread, as I seem to have gotten way behind.
Thanks. Replying in a separate post as this is a big one.

You forgot to black out the required tooth for a MAD cover.., :)
That is an actual front cover of the (I think short-lived) British edition of MAD, which I had never even heard of despite liking MAD Magazine. The joke (I believe) was that they had one side with that on and another side with Major on to cover their backsides if he won, so it's a good bit of resource for AH.

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Love the storm of speculation this launched. :)
BTW. We've enough Spanish commentors on this board that confuse the cognates (major and mayor), that I had to consciously check several times to make sure that the correct word was used throughout the TL. Which of course it was.
Someone did a thread the other day about John Major standing for Mayor of London. The words Major and Mayor were used almost interchangeably in that thread I think :p
Oh my. Will a circulating sex tape damp Diana's image down to real world proportions?
I don't see why, there was plenty of lower-level stuff in TTL that her worshippers all wilfully ignore.
Cracking down on the paparazzi is great (especially the obnoxiously intrusive British tabloid ones) but I do worry a little about free speech here.
I considered doing a bit where you see the dark side of Major's actions, like Gordon Brown giving his re-election speech at the Sir Jimmy Savile Memorial Children's Hospital or something, but I thought that'd be too much of a dampener for the character of TTL.
Turkey iOTL is a candidate for EU membership (in rather permanent limbo now, but still officially there). But Russia? Fascinating.

WHAT!!!! And no one else commented on this?!?!?
I can remember when it was considered inevitable that Russia would one day join NATO. Let that sink in. (Nemtsov was also tipped for the top for ages, from that perspective it's OTL that's the weird one that had this PM come from nowhere and then seize the presidency).

Yes, yes, this is a nasty stab at 'The Grauniad', but WHAT typo? I'm missing something.
This was a double reference to how David Dimbleby once referred to Cook as 'Robin Cock' on an episode of Question Time and the more recent incident people mentioned above about James Naughtie spoonerising "the Culture Secretary, Jeremy Hunt" into...well...
Fungus? Why Fungus. Looking at the picture, is it his facial hair?
Clarke was nicknamed Fungus the Bogeyman in OTL due to his alleged resemblance to the character by Raymond Briggs of Snowman fame. My dad once shared a lift with him (Clarke, not the Raymond Briggs character).

What? No Spice Girls? Ginger Spice never exists (and quits early)? Does not Posh Spice still marry David Beckham?
Not even TTL is utopian enough to avert the Spice Girls. Touch was simply an earlier name used by them (or rather their shadowy creators) in OTL which stuck in TTL.
 

Thande

Donor
To add to what others have said, this TTL has get me from slipping into despair after reading about half a dozen academic papers that say "The Nazis did something terrible to group X for bullshite reason Y".

Excellent work. Really enjoyed it. Especially Brown's comeback

Read through the timeline, loved every chapter :D.
Thanks to you three as well.

Now I will briefly comment on the inspiration for this. I've done a lot of PM lists on the PM lists thread (as one does) and this is basically just an expanded version of that format. Specifically this was developed from one where I took on the challenge that "it is ASB for John Major's Tories to beat Tony Blair's Labour in 1997". Not if you CHEAT! That scenario incidentally exploited the idea of Labour going through a rapid succession of PMs, so I decided to just expand that to all the PMs following Mrs Thatcher, and the rest is history.

I was originally going to do this before Christmas but poor Roem has a bottleneck on everyone wanting him to do his amazing graphics for their TLIAD. I think it worked better this way anyway as I was able to do it in this week (and it was inside a week, hurrah) leading up to a meetup.

Potential PMs considered and dismissed, for the sake of deleted scenes on the director's cut DVD release, include: John Prescott, Michael Howard, Patricia Hewitt, William Hague. I decided Hague was too cliché and restricted myself to only one background mention of him. I also didn't mention the Milibands at all, or Balls. I tend to think that in a situation where Parliaments tend to be more sharply divided, there are fewer safe seats and every one counts, etc., there would be less of a path into Parliament for special advisors and the like, and once they were in they would find it harder to reach the top. But that might just be born out of a desire to be 'different'. As you will often find in my TLs, there is also a (partial) aversion of the 'Cult of Youth', in part born of the aforementioned tendency for PMs to be less presidential in TTL.

Anyway, glad you all enjoyed it! It was nice to do a short project after finishing the very long one of volume IV of LTTW. I should think this will be the last bit of political AH I do before the general election in May, whose outcome will probably be less plausible than any ATL.
 
This was a double reference to how David Dimbleby once referred to Cook as 'Robin Cock' on an episode of Question Time and the more recent incident people mentioned above about James Naughtie spoonerising "the Culture Secretary, Jeremy Hunt" into...well...

You could have had him rescued by a young Ed Balls. The newspapers would have enjoyed printing a Cook and Balls story.


Cheers,
Nigel.

Edit: Also I imagine that some time around 2006, a cartoon like the attached would appear

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