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TLIAW: Shaken, Not Stirred
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Damoiselles and danger
Have filled the stranger's past.
Like a knife he cuts thro' life
Like ev'ry day's the last. - Shirley Bassey, "Mr. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"
The name's Fucious. Kung Fucious.
Good to see you Mr. Fucious! Things've been awfully dull 'round here. I hope we're going to see some gratuitous sex and violence in this one!
I certainly hope so too.
Now, what's all this then?
A very belated timeline shamelessly cashing in on the release of Spectre.
Uh, don't you think you missed the deadline?
Oh, shut up. It's here, and Spectre is still out in theaters, so what's the fuss.
So...it's a shuffling of the deck, with James Bond?
Well, when you put it like that...but yes.
But what's the POD? How does this all come about?
I suggest you don't worry about this sort of thing and just enjoy yourself! That goes for you all, too.