It's fine. :p The Tunney pun is quite clever.

No problem. Glad to help.

Yes it is.

Thanks for your help, it was useful with the running mates for the two challengers.

Yay! Four more years!
So sad about Bobby. At least he lived; decent trade between him and Teddy, cause I think he's the better Kennedy. At least we now have an extra Republican in the Senate in New York. My bet's on Malcolm Wilson
x'Dx'Dx'Dx'D Democratic VP ballot. You had to put Fred Bloggs didn't you? The British version of Joe Blow. ;)
Murphy ad-libbing the speech! Crazy like a fox!
Closest we will get to Rush Limbaugh for President. Hilarious, yet interesting that Wallace's party nominated a black VP.
Republican Biden!!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Sad the GOP didn't gain congress, but President Murphy will show them what's what!

Four more years indeed.
I'd agree with you there, I have genuine respect for Bobby and Jack; I have none for Teddy. Yeah I just factored that in, Wilson is a good bet for it; anything to get him away from Rockefeller after their spat on the abortion bill which Wilson opposed.
Yeah it was absurd OTL; I just had to.
He'll have to keep the act up for a bit now, otherwise he's at a bit of a disadvantage in terms of his voice.
Yeah, that was Beata Beatrix's idea, which I thank her for.
Yeah it's a real thing... :p
They didn't fall by that much; with the Democrats performing better than OTL, it had a ripple effect and helped them do better in Congress.

Poor Kennedy.

Good to hear Biden's family is still alive.

Well it's 'better' than OTL.

Yeah, I thought I'd take the opportunity to make his personal life a little less depressing ITTL.

I'm proud to have reccomended Smothers. Totally real guy.

I'm sure you know that the Democratic VP ballot is basically OTL.

Yeah, thanks for suggesting him; he's a peculiar and interesting fellow; who I've made a US Congressman! :D

I think by that stage they were all so sick and tired that they said sod it and basically messed about, much to the chagrin of the McGovern campaign.

IOTL, it had Mao Zedong and Archie Bunkers, which are a lot more crazy than Bloggs, in any case.

Didn't the GOP ballot one year have Pinochet on it? :p

You really do have something about political newsmen, don't you? ;)

Good update, btw!

Well this is a real 'news'man; basically think of a slightly less sweary Morton Downey, Jr. and you're in the right place.

Thanks, I'm rather proud of this update.
 
Glad to see that ITTL he was spared the OTL loss.

Yes, I thought if I had a chance to prevent it ITTL, I should have it be averted.

And of course the AIP get the first black VP nominee...

Blame/thank @Beata Beatrix for that! :p (Though that fellow was rather right-wing!)

You have me to thank for that.

Thank... *William F. Buckley eye roll and grin*



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Oh! What a lovely war!
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Oh! What a lovely war!


While the United States began to withdraw from Vietnam after the Paris Peace Accords negotiated by Secretary of State Richard Helms; the United Kingdom began to see major troop deployments in their very own ‘Vietnam’ - Southern Arabia. The desert state (the Federation of Southern Arabia) had been founded under the leadership of the anti-communist ‘President’ Abdullah al Asnag, who had led the FLOSY (Front for the Liberation of Occupied South Yemen) before becoming the leader of the newly formed desert Republic.

‘Yemen’ had been a political and diplomatic flashpoint for well over a decade. In 1962 the northern Mutawakkilite Kingdom of ‘North’ Yemen was deposed in a coup d’etat led by Abdullah as-Sallal, who proclaimed himself President of the Yemen Arab Republic. The United Kingdom, along with the Saudis and Jordan, supported the Royalist partisans, who were in turn opposed by Republican forces, backed by the Soviet Union and Nasserite Egypt. Support for the Royalist forces was more of a tactical move on the part of then Foreign Secretary Richard Crossman, who was well aware of the added threat a Nasserite Yemeni regime could put on Israel. Until 1968 there was a limited British intervention in the North, which led to a Royalist victory later that year. This was aided by the Egyptian withdrawal in February of that year, taking as-Sallal and most high ranking officials in his regime, to Cairo.

The al Asnag regime was generally in a shaky positions from the get go. Much of the nation’s civil service was made up by either British officials, still conducting their affairs as if the nation continued to be under complete British control; the others were usually disloyal and uncommitted officials who were waiting for the moment to overthrow al Asnag, and instead impose an alternative regime in the nation. This coupled with the nation’s dicey relations with the surrounding nations, made al Asnag’s regime seem like the British version of the regime in Saigon.

To the north lay the Mutawakkilite Kingdom of ‘North’ Yemen ruled by the absolute monarchy, King Muhammad al-Badr since September 1962. Despite being a nominally independent nation, the desert Kingdom was in effect a puppet regime held up their Saudi allies to show to the world that an attempt to establish a Nasser-esque coup, could just as easily fail. Despite this and the over half a decade of civil war in the Mutawakkilite Kingdom, the Saudis began to pump investment and money into the nation’s economy and infrastructures, which appeared to pacify the locals for the time being. The regime was supported by most other gulf states, primarily fellow monarchies such as Jordan.

Beginning in 1970, a group of civil servants fled after an attempted toppling of al Asnag and his regime; fleeing to the east of the nation, where they established a regime from the remnants of the National Liberation Front (NLF) that had fought for South Arabian independence alongside al Asnag’s FLOSY. The group had since drifted officially to the left politically, becoming a self-admitted Marxist-Leninist group in 1969. This was less to do with ‘principal’ and more to do with a desire to receive aid, funding, and weapons from Moscow. A communist revolt had succeeded in nearby Somalia in 1969, bringing another potential supporter to their cause. Later in 1970 the People’s Democratic Republic of Yemen was declared in the east, with the city of Al Ghaydah serving as the provisional capital of the new communist state. The new nation received immediate aid and support from the Soviet Union, and other eastern bloc nations, most notably East Germany, who constructed a military base in the newly proclaimed communist state. The banned revolutionary socialist inclined NDF in North Yemen meanwhile hosted a mass exodus into the PDRY’s territory, to help form a ‘people’s vanguard’ against the Imperialist and Reactionary forces to the north and west.

Al-Sallal meanwhile had not faded away as a minor footnote in Middle Eastern history, as some expected and hoped. Rather he proclaimed his very own Yemen Arab Republic government in exile, in Cairo, with full support of Nasser in 1968. Nasser meanwhile was planning his own ‘revolution’ in the grand scheme of things. In 1958 the United Arab Republic between Syria and Egypt. The union had collapsed within four years, though the desire for a pan-Arabic state remained. An attempted United Arab States had been formed with the North Yemenis, but this collapsed once Egypt began backing al-Sallal’s revolt in the Mutawakkilite Kingdom. In 1969 the Libyan monarchy was deposed by a generally bloodless military coup led by army officer, Muammar Gaddafi. This set into motion a chain of events that would lead to the creation of an Arab superpower and ‘mega state’ that could finally claim to be a pan-Arabic state. Nasser’s near death and recovery from a heart attack, saw him converted to the cause of a political federation instead of a unified state. In early 1971 a series of referenda were held in various Arab nations: Egypt, Syria, Libya, Iraq, and Sudan, to deem whether the people consented to the formation of a ‘Federation of Arab States.’ The results were a forgone conclusion, with the margins easily exceeding 96% in favour in all nations. Later, on the 1st of January 1972 the Federation was established. The new federation, with a Federal capital in Cairo occupied 2,274,644 sq miles, and had an estimated population of 72.5 million people. Power was de jure held between the federal constituent nations, with a General Secretary of the Federation elected by the newly formed, 100 member, Federal National Assembly; that individual being the intellectual father of the Ba’athist movement, Michel Aflaq (a Greek Orthodox Christian, who had been advocated by the Iraqi, Syrian and Libyan delegations; despite nominally having less than adequate relations with the Syrian branch who had ousted him in 1965.) In reality power was firmly in the hands of the post-Federation leaders, in particular Nasser. The FAR, with their PLO allies propped by al-Sallal’s ‘government in exile’ and aided him in his landing in Balhaf, with little to no fanfare. This saw four different Yemeni entities laying claim to the territory at the south of the peninsular.

The advent of the FAR led to nervousness in various other capital cities in the Arab world, and throughout the globe as a whole. The Saudis began to up their levels of support for the Mutawakkilite Kingdom in the north, while the communist bloc began to increase shipping and arms to the east of the nation. To the east in Tehran, Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, eager to prevent the delicate balance of power in the region from being tipped towards the Iranian’s rivals, the Saudis, nor to the Nasserite par-Arabic FAR; Pahlavi resolved to give support (as did the Kingdom of Afghanistan) to al Asnag’s beleaguered regime. Al Asnag, despite this welcome support from the north east, was still in dire need of assistance, primarily from London.

At the cabinet table opinion was generally divided on the question of intervention in the former colony. President of the Board of Trade, the Gaitskellite Anthony’ Tony’ Wedgwood Benn, argued that intervention on the behalf of the “tyrant” al Asnag, this was an opinion that was only shared by a few others in the cabinet, most of them were unlikely to raise their concerns against intervention. The Prime Minister and the Foreign Secretary, Anthony Crosland, were generally neutral on the issue, but were said to be (albeit from the memoirs of then Home Secretary Bob Mellish) ‘silent supporters of intervening.’ The former Foreign Secretary and then Chancellor, Richard Crossman and the then Home Secretary, Bob Mellish were both supportive of intervention in al Asnag’s favour. Mellish favoured it, as it enabled the ‘flexing of British muscle,’ while Crossman, a committed Zionist, believed that it was vital to retain one of the few pro-Israeli (or rather not opposed to Israel) states in the region (the other notable state being the Shah’s Iran.) After lengthy cabinet discussions it was decided that the government would recognise al Asnag’s calls for assistance. Several days later the proposed ‘peacekeeping force’ was announced at the dispatch box by Defence Secretary Denis Healey. The move was generally supported by the Shadow Defence Secretary, Julian Amery, while it was ridiculed by former Tory Defence Spokesman Enoch Powell, the architect of the so called ‘Powell Doctrine’ on foreign policy.

British intervention in the region began in Spring 1972 with troop numbers initially at 3,000 troops, under the command of Air Marshall Sir Michael Beetham; thought the most high profile was Lt. Col. Colin ‘Mad Mitch’ Campbell Mitchell, who was known for his role in the prior conflict in the Aden region, fighting the ‘Battle of the Aden Crater’ which was hailed in the press as the ‘Last Battle of the British Empire.’ Mitchell gave what was described as a ‘rousing eve of battle speech.’ The widely publicised speech, noted down in shorthand by Evening Standard journalist Max Hastings, began: “We go to South Arabia to liberate not to conquer. We will not fly our flags in their country. We are entering the Aden to free a people and the only flag which will be flown in that ancient land is their own. Show respect for them.” The speech, coupled with his reputation as ‘Mad Mitch’ inspired the creation of the hit BBC comedy series ‘NAAFI,’ which debuted later that year.

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The series, created by Jimmy Perry and co-written with David Croft followed a team of British soldiers in the conflict, who usually got involved in frivolous and humorous goings on at their bases NAAFI. The series’ theme tune ‘Mad Mitch’s March’ was performed the popular music hall and vaudeville entertainer Bud Flanagan; it was put to the series’ intro which usually included pictures of the members of the cast making strange faces with a variety of objects ranging from a cup of tea, to a union jack, a woman’s legs, news headlines, a cartoon version of ‘Mad Mitch’ and a red cross tent, then a distorted picture of Peter Sellers would appear with an upside down picture of a cup of tea in his hand, before pouring it over a stereotypical NLF soldier, before opening his mouth to the camera, which would reveal the show’s logo.

The show had a wide ranging ensemble cast, staring a variety of iconic roles. Peter Sellers starred as the flatulent and cowardly Naafi Manager Denis Bloodnok (a direct reference to ‘The Goon Show’); Leonard Rossiter played the pompous and unerringly patriotic Captain A. Mainwaring who would usually get into meaningless fights with Bloodnok. John Le Mesurier played the quiet and diffident number two to Rossiter’s character - Sergeant D. Wilson. Clive Dunn starred as the popular (with audiences) Major Geoffrey Jones, a veteran of the Second World War and the Korean Conflict who was portrayed as being an eccentric, somewhat senile, yet lovable nonetheless elderly commander who would drop into the NAAFI to take advantage of the “the lovely think brown lukewarm NAAFI tea” and “to get away from the missus” (played by Janet Davies.) John Cleese and Michael Palin, known from their time on ‘The Frost Report’ and later on their Radio Four comedy anthology show ‘A Horse, a Spoon and a Bucket’ (along with Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam; which ran until 1983); the two would star as Privates J. Vessey-Fitzgerland and C. Sinclair-Davies, two stereotypical dim-witted public school students who didn’t know the first thing about war. The series also starred Arnold Ridley as an elderly, yet brave Doctor Godfrey; Bill Pertwee as Captain Hodges, Mainwaring’s main rival who were usually at loggerheads (he would often ‘suck up’ to Jones, who would mistake him for making advances on him); Arnold Ridley would star as the Chief of Staff to Jones, ‘Frazer,’ usually portrayed as an ‘angry Scot.’

The show would quickly become a success, despite some concern from some in the BBC and in Downing Street that a ‘situational black comedy’ concerning ‘the emergency,’ could lead to a ‘lessening in war morale;’ nonetheless the series was given a green light by BBC Head of Comedy Michael Mills and Paul Fox, the controller of BBC 1 (with some alterations and cuts on the more controversial social commentary laid back or even removed.)

By early June 1972 Saudi forces had begun to enter South Arabian territory in the east of the nation, primarily to attack the communist linked forces (who had been engaging in rustling and robbery in border settlements on the Saudi side of the border.) The move was brought before the UNSC, and was voted on, on the 15th June, 1972. Despite Soviet protests, the only nation to vote against the resolution was Somalia; the USSR, FAR and India all abstained on the vote, while all other nations voted in favour of the resolution.

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By the time of the airing of ‘NAAFI’ British troops numbers began to head closer to their all time high of 30,000 solders; the largest force of all, far outnumbering the maximum numbers of Israeli (who had intervened not long after the United Kingdom in 1972; with 5,000 troops maximum), South Arabian forces (20,000 men), PDRY/NLF forces (10,000 men), FAR forces (15,000 men) and YAR forces (7,500 men.) This numerical majority did not necessarily translate into easy militaristic victories, with the rebel forces, the PDRY/NLF forces in paricular, employing highly effective ‘Vietcong’ guerrilla tactics against the British and South Arabians; by blending into the local population, attacking, and then blending in once again with little chance of being captured. This left British forces in particular with the impossible choice of either trying to catch the individuals involved or simply round up all men in the vicinity and search them. This tactic earned the British and their allies the ire of many locals.

By the end of the year comparisons were beginning to be drawn with the US’ longterm conflict in Vietnam - ‘Britain’s Vietnam’ asked on columnist in ‘The Guardian.’ Whatever the case, British involvement was continuing to be ‘dialed up to eleven’ by the end of the year, despite more and more coffins coming home draped in the Union Jack, putting a definite damper on the patriotic mood at ‘reclaiming part of the empire.’ Most British people were however still focussed on rising fuel prices after the FAR dominated OPEC opted to raise fuel prices, harming many western consumers. Despite the Callaghan Government’s best efforts, people were beginning to feel that perhaps the country’s best days were behind it; especially with the fuel crisis beginning to bite. The omens didn’t look good for Crossman’s Autumn Statement in 1972.

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Interesting update, as per usual (I'm starting to feel like a broken record ;)). It's always good to see overlooked parts of history IOTL blow up (metaphorically and literally in your case) in timelines.

So is M.A.S.H not on the air TTL, then?
 
Hoo damn this is original.

Thank you very much.

Wow. Just... Wow.

Thanks... I guess. :p

Interesting update, as per usual (I'm starting to feel like a broken record ;)). It's always good to see overlooked parts of history IOTL blow up (metaphorically and literally in your case) in timelines.

So is M.A.S.H not on the air TTL, then?

Thank you very much. This is sort of a British 'Nam, except it won't last as long. :p

It does get made ITTL; this 'NAAFI' is more like a slightly more serious version of Dad's Army, but still different to OTL M*A*S*H.

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Murphy
is a 1993 epic biographical film directed by Oliver Stone for Cinergi Pictures that tells the story of the political and personal life of former U.S. President George Murphy, played by Peter Finch.

The cast includes Joan Allen (First Lady Juliette Murphy), Powers Boothe (Chief of Staff William F. Knowland), Kevin Costner (SecDef Robert McNamara), Kelsey Grammer (Permanent UN Representative Daniel Patrick Moynihan), Larry Hagman (Harold Hughes), Ed Harris (Speechwriter Bill Safire), Anthony Hopkins (British Prime Minister James Callaghan), Bob Hoskins (FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover), John Hurt (Director of Central Intelligence James Jesus Angleton), Walter Matthau (Attorney General Richard Kleindienst), J. T. Walsh (White House Press Secretary Pat Buchanan), Sam Waterston (SecState Richard Helms), and James Woods (Speechwriter and Chief Advisor Joseph Sobran.) It also includes various cameos from political and media figures, including all Presidents after Murphy, seen in archive footage of his funeral.

The film performed rather lacklustre at the box office, but became a critical success and was nominated for five Academy Awards: Best Actor (Peter Finch), Best Supporting Actress (Joan Allen), Best Film, Best Original Score and Best Original Screenplay; winning Best Actor (Finch's second after the 1976 Film 'Network'), Best Supporting Actress and Best Original Screenplay.

This was Stone's second of four films about the American presidency, made two years after JFK about the assassination of John F. Kennedy and followed by Bud, the story of [RETRACTED], and Dick, the story of the [RETRACTED] Presidency.

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[SCENE: White House Oval Office during a Summer's day. 'Hail to the Chief' plays in a distorted fashion as GEORGE MURPHY (Peter Finch) barges into the office, followed by WILLIAM F. KNOWLAND (Powers Boothe), JOSEPH SOBRAN (James Woods), DANIEL PATRICK MOYNIHAN (Kelsey Grammer), ROBERT MCNAMARA (Kevin Costner) and RICHARD HELMS (Sam Waterston)]

MURPHY [With a croaky, hoarse voice and loud deep breathes]: Goddammit! What do these Limeys... think they're getting into over here in Yemen,-
MOYNIHAN: [Cutting in] South Arabia, actually sir...
[Screen cuts briefly to a zoomed in map of South Arabia, with a focus on the capital city, Aden]
MURPHY: Whatever Pat... Do we... uhh... know what exactly... is going on over there in... the desert...?
[Murphy sits down at the Resolute Desk as the others doughnut around it]
HELMS: Well Mr. President, I was on the line to Crosland... the British Foreign Minister earlier. They're mainly interested in protecting their interests in the region and ensuring that their Israeli allies are not swamped by Nasser's latest pan-Arabic state.
SOBRAN: Typical Jews, always trying to mess everything up in the region; first they buy the Jew York Times, then get their own state,-
MOYNIHAN: [Cutting in] Now steady on Joe...
SOBRAN: With regards Pat, if I may say, they have their own state and then want to upset the balance of power in the region. Their British masters, still having a hard time getting over being forced to flee with their tail between the legs at the Suez, are now determined to try and regain a footing on the world stage.
MURPHY: I thought they told us... told... uhh... Lyndon's Administration to fuck off... and to let them leave the region... Didn't they Bob?
MCNAMARA: Yes, Mr. President... It was in line with the foreign policy of Crossman, the former Foreign Secretary...
SOBRAN: Crossman, that Zionist nut?
[Screen cuts to a zoomed in close shot of Moynihan's face as he looks perplexed and exhibits a furrowed brow]
MOYNIHAN: Now wait here Joe...
MURPHY: Didn't that cocksucker Croslam or whatever he's called, didn't he tell Dean Rusk to fuck off?
HELMS: I believe that was a misconception printed in the Times...
SOBRAN: Well I mean they,-
[Murphy scowls at Sobran]
HELMS: ...It was either some low level Minister or an aide who get ahead of himself.
KNOWLAND: You don't say...
MURPHY: Right...! Enough... Back to you Dick... uhh... What are we going to do about this South... Arabian situation?
HELMS: Well Mr. President, Bob and I have drawn up a plan to give tacit support to the South Arabian regime - it helps with our regional interests, especially in regards to Tehran and Tel Aviv.
MURPHY: So we're not going to get involved... then... [Breaks into coughing fit] right...?
HELMS: Yes Mr. President...
MCNAMARA: [Cutting in] Unless there is a threat to our interests and allies in the region...
KNOWLAND: [Correcting] Oil sir.
MURPHY: Ah... Right so that concludes our agenda then?
[Sobran looks to Helms and then to Knowland]
SOBRAN: Well not entirely sir...
MURPHY: Oh...?
SOBRAN: As you asked, I spoke to Angleton a few days ago... he gave us some information concerning the Brits and the government over there...
MURPHY: Go on...
SOBRAN: He thinks, and this is based on his source in the Parliamentary Labour Party over there - who we've nicknamed 'Benedict' after Benedict Arnold...
[Light chuckle from the others assembled in the room]
SOBRAN: Basically according to 'Benedict,' says Angleton... There are two things that you should know...
MURPHY: Go on... spill the beans...
SOBRAN: It appears that Callaghan is on the way out - leave on a high note and so on.
MURPHY: That's the first point..., right?
SOBRAN: Yes sir. The second point is that he believes there to be some... rotten apples among the bunch who could succeed him.
MURPHY: Shit. Do we know about any for sure?
SOBRAN: Yes, we believe at least one is in the pay of a lesser.... entity...
MURPHY: Right... right... I believe you should go back... to Angleton and make sure that... he is right... if he is... then tell him to ensure that we get a Pink Lady in...
SOBRAN: Yes sir...​

[1]Thanks to @SargentHawk for creating the movie poster; it is of an exceptionally high standard and quality, as all of SH's work usually is.
 
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Very interesting take on an altbiopic, but I'm wondering if Murphy would have the reputation to get a big budget biopic of him.

And I think you're being unfair to McNamara with that casting!
 

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Speaking of movies, what is the state of Hammer, Amicus and the other British horror film companies of the time ITTL?
 
Very interesting take on an altbiopic, but I'm wondering if Murphy would have the reputation to get a big budget biopic of him.

And I think you're being unfair to McNamara with that casting!

Thank you. Murphy is pretty much Reagan and Nixon rolled into one; his actions will have major repercussions for Presidents after he leaves office.

Who would you propose as an alternative? :p

I want to watch that movie.

So do I! :p

Speaking of movies, what is the state of Hammer, Amicus and the other British horror film companies of the time ITTL?

Pretty much as OTL, films like Dracula series have a wider release ITTL, though some in the 'Moral Majority' are calling for greater 'censorship' by the BFA to some of the more 'gory' (horror) films, currently to little or no avail.

Nixon did, and Ol' Taptoes occupies the same place in popular culture.

Pretty much, though he's more like Reagan in public and is pretty much the same philosophically as well.
 
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