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"You may sing of your soldiers and sailors so bold
But there's many and many a hero untold
Who sits at the wheel in the heat and the cold
Day after day without sleeping"
-Extract from Champion at Keeping Them Rolling
Aren't you busy with other stuff right now?
Well, yes.
So how are you going to sort this out?
Because there is a plan.
Well, I suppose that bodes well. Whose plan is it?
HELLO I HAVE PLAN
Oh fuck, what's that smell?
What are you talking about? Aren't you an internal monologue? Do you even have nose?
If I don't have a nose, this guy isn't covered in shit.
I AM COVERED IN SHIT
I don't think he has skin.
Who are you talking about?
Did someone say 'covered in shit'?.
Oh, hi Bob. I'm so glad I've not met your internal monologue, he sounds weird.
You have no idea.
How is this guy the one with a plan?
Don't be rude. You're supposed to be performing a literary function.
Oh, terribly sorry. What's this about then?
IRELAND
I guess I can't fault him for being direct.
It's about Ireland.
I know.
Then why did you ask?
Bob just told me.
No he didn't.
What are you muttering about.
My internal monologue is asking dumb questions.
My internal monologue just screamed 'IRELAND'.
Oh, I get it now.
Who did the graphic by the way, it looks far too phresh to be done by either of you.
Shut it you slags, and get on with it.
YEAH SHAT IT YEW SLAIRGS
okay pls dont hurt me lim
Okay, but it's a bit late. Shall we start tomorrow?