And a Happy Holidays. So, this is your 'annual TLIA*'?
The Kennedy one?
The one you thought may be distasteful given what's happened in the last year and month?
Yeah, but I've stopped worrying about that.
Okay. Doesn't look very... Kennedy to me.
What'd you mean?
Stars, stripes, amphetamines, I mean, it's oran-
Not that Kennedy. And it's Amber.
Oh. OH. Right, right, yes, you're a LibDem, aren't you?
That I am.
And you're writing a T...Li...Af?
Fortnight. We've used them before, remember? Anyway, due to seasonal pressures I fear I couldn't do this in a week. And hey, at least this isn't a Pot.
Okay, so you're writing a TLIAF about the LibDems-
-that I am-
-yes, though he's not the PoD or even the main focus-
-so presumably this'll be a bit of a wank, right?
No, actually. It's focused on the LibDems, but it will not wank them like a hypothetical timeline by Howard Dean would.
Not even a little bit?
Okay maybe a little bit. But it won't be like I'm propelling them into the Great Offices.
So what's the gimmick?
You know, last time all the Prime Ministers were analogies for the Chancellors of Germany, and those weird shuffling lists you've been doing...
Look, telling you the gimmick would be spoiling the fun, wouldn't it? So lets wait and see...