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Title graphic by Lord Roem
Look, I know you're struggling to move on from Lavender, but I have to say this doesn’t seem like a winning idea.
Goddag.
I mean, it’s looking a bit like you’re trying too hard to be differen... wait, what?
Hej.
Why are you talking like that?
Jeg er lige kommet tilbage fra Danmark.
What? Why?
Jeg er dansk.
Oh, you’re Danish. I forgot about that.
Hvordan? Er du ikke mig?
No, I’m not you, I’m your internal mono- Look. Just tell me what this is about.
En timeline uden mange ændringer i fremtiden.
A timeline without many changes in the long term? How the hell will that be interesting?
Måske vil det ikke være interessant...
Oh, no, I didn’t mean to suggest that… well, I did.
Er vi venner?
No. We’re not friends.
Er vi ikke?
No!
Bedste venner?
NEJ!
Ha! Now you’re speaking Danish. I can do the whole timeline in English now.
For helvede.
Our story begins in (drumroll please) 1945...
