uhhhh........Actually, he never did...the cancer metastasized and took over his entire body. By 1960 Sam Carsten was little more than a gigantic, self-aware tumor who had singlehandedly seized control of the entire US Navy. He was stopped before he could contact his overlords on the planet Melanoma and tell them that all was in readiness for the invasion. Forces led by Irving Morrell II and using specially-designed zinc-oxide spraying barrels played a role in his defeat...