Timelines: Assault On America trailer

[Alamo]

So, there's a new AH game coming out. Trailer is here and, well, its, uh, interesting....

 

[KN1]

"Germany conquers Cuba, and establishes a-"

*Closes window*

 

[Darth_Kiryan]

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[Dave Howery]

Oh my gosh! A video game has an unrealistic background! Seriously, it looks like an OK game, although I doubt I'll buy it...

 

[GodRaimundo]

I almost gave up when the narrator of a trailer for a game involving the NAZIS mispronounced the Wermacht.

 

[Redcat]

I DID give up when after repeatedly establishing the year as 1942, "Germany abandons its secret plans to invade Russia"...even though actually they had been at war since June 1941 -_____-

 

[MrHaakwood]

Story seems shit, Graphics seems shit, will it probably play when it costs 3€ and can be found in the Software Pyramide.

 

[Dirk_Pitt]

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[Ciclavex]

Clearly this is from an ASB timeline where Germany is the size of Russia with the industrial capacity of the United States due to the Earth being larger and history somehow converging ridiculously.

 

[Visigoethe]

Spikes Alternate History:The Video game

 

[ComradeTovarich]

Spikes Alternate History:The Video game

They probably tried to avoid Spike's mistake by throwing in the Soviet Union. The irony is that they ended up forgetting about the UK instead.

 

[Ninja Bear]

They probably tried to avoid Spike's mistake by throwing in the Soviet Union. The irony is that they ended up forgetting about the UK instead.

No, if you slow down the opening few seconds it looks like Germany has conquered Scandinavia, the UK and Spain, and is holding off the USSR on the Vistula.



I blame the Weremarked

 

[Redem]

I said this on another board

I hope history files charges

 

[ScorchedLight]

I actually liked this game. Brings back memories from 2004, especially the level in which you -

... what do you mean it's on "Pre-order"?

 

[Ynnead]

No, if you slow down the opening few seconds it looks like Germany has conquered Scandinavia, the UK and Spain, and is holding off the USSR on the Vistula.


I blame the Weremarked

Wait, the hell did Franco to warrant being conquered?

 

[GodEmperorG]

Wait, the hell did Franco to warrant being conquered?

I think it's just including all fascist states together in that red blob. How else to explain where Italy, Vichy France, and Spain suddenly became part of Germany? Also might be a fascist England we're looking at, would explain things somewhat on how any of this is even slightly possible.....

 

[ComradeTovarich]

No, if you slow down the opening few seconds it looks like Germany has conquered Scandinavia, the UK and Spain, and is holding off the USSR on the Vistula.

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I blame the Weremarked

Oops. Didn't see that there

Also, I think the narrator meant 'SS' when he mispronounced 'Wehrmacht'

 

[Generaloberst]

Wh...where's the infantry?

It looks like it's World of Tanks: the RTS Version.

 

[Incognito]

Looks interesting and will give it a shot if I have the chance.

Not sure why people are complaining about about no Nazi invasion of USSR or a Nazi-allied UK. Even if you are a stiker for "realism", you should guess that the game has some pre-1942 POD judging by the symbol used by these ATL Nazis.

Wait, the hell did Franco to warrant being conquered?

Who knows -- maybe the communists won the Spanish Civil War and Nazis invaded them after taking France?

 

[Marc Pasquin]

as the Balkankreuz on the map clearly shows, there is no nazi party involved and only the much saner Wermarket.