THIS TIMELINE SUCKS: A COLLABORATIVE TIMELINE

Stolengood

Banned
THE ENERGY TASK FORCE

W: Oman

In general, shoes, kids, and more than one wife. It's all like him for me, and go to hell, but I can not see the future, you know.

The first goal of the season went to Amit Google.

"Very few," said Leo Sayer, "but I'm ready to fight anyone with a Nazi."

He said you can see. The shear second, more important, however, can not be ignored.

"We have Google, Kurosugei, stop!"

Please purchase a black cloth 9 inches or less. Black and white muscle and face? But instead, the face of the hot girl on the cup?


Tissue: Committee

A crisis in red, followed by a phone number.

"...love."

"Yes," we said, "that is not the case, but this is, somewhat."

"This is a loan for me."

"You will not be able to perform tonight's pasta, my own."

"Of course, I was a young tree committee."

"This is... well, it is very good."

To be able in a very short time to solve this problem? Therefore, it is the same.

"This is the Day Stomach Project of Germany! So, here?"

On the other hand, if you want to come to China to get dirt immediately, you will play my daughter. Do you have her telephone number, if any? And bells and color; if you do not know how to put the ninja on it, single lady, you are to become a child like me and traverse the ninja obstacle course camp, innit? And fruit trees are a lot of competition; they're how I kill the blood cells and that red, beautiful mountain.

Living class of a beautiful woman, you can not see, Dr. Holder Camp? One hot dinner ninja blinds your life, for it is constant.


IN RUSSIA

"What did he say?"
 
FDR died in childbirth NeoDesperado, omg stick to the canon, god.

DUDE I KNOW THAT FDR CALLED NED BEFORE HE GAVE BIRTH I KNOW HOW TO DO HISTORY

Chapter 23 1/2: Operation Orange 2: Electric Polkadot

As Agent Ned Desperate flew towards the Japan Empire, he flew his jet over Papua New Guinea, which the bad guys were trying to attack. In the forest jungles far below on the island, the Usa commander Admiral MacDonald was fighting for his life against the japanese invading teh island. His men had fired all of their bullets and killed thousands of Japenese, but there were more Japanese then bullets and the Americans would soon die without help. Help in the form of Ned Desperate! Ned flew really close to the ground and used his jets razor sharp wings to cut off the heads of all of the Japanese attacking. Landing nearby, he jumped out of the jet with two machine guns and began shooitng the leftover Japanse soldiers because there were so many. General MacDonald ran up to him waving his arms.

"Thank you for saving us Agent Desperate. You came just in time!"
"It was the least I could do, Colonel."
"They're trying to kill all our guys and steal Papua New Guinea! I don't know what we can do!"
"It's simple, Commodore. Tell your men to attack the enemy!"
"Attack the Japenese? But that's crazy!"
"Crazy enough to work!"

So Doctor MacArthur ordered his men to attack the Japanese and they fired their guns and killed everyone on the island, down to the last Japanese gerbil. The American soldiers gave each other high fives and were glad they had survived the horrors of war. However, their celebration was shortlived, because in the Japan capital palace the emporer Hirohito saw that his soldiers on Papua New Guinea had been defeated. He shook his fist and screamed "Just you wait America, I will beat all of you!" He jumped into his kamikaze fighter which was loaded with Japan's secret nuke bomb they had been finished without anyone knowing. The emporer took off towards America to drop his bomb on Hollywood. "Ha ha ha! I will nuke Hollywood and leave your country without movies! Victory is mine!"

Watching the emporer fly his jet over Papua New Guinea, Ned Desperate narrowed his eyes and said "Not on my watch, Hiro-loser!" He then jumped back in his jet and took off to chase the emporer. Because his jet was so fast he caught up with him in no time and began shooting at the enemy plane. "Curses! I wasn't expecting to run into you Ned Desperate!" the emporer screamed. Then his jet caught fire and Hirohito used his parachute to land on Iwo Jima, where Americans and Japanese were fighting each other. The emporers plane which was flaming with bullet holes crashed into Japan, and the nuke exploded which caused an earthquake and made all the island sink into the ocean. Ned flew his jet down to make sure the emporer was dead, because emporers have many lives. Landing perfectly because he was an expert pilot, he jumped down and began shooting at the emporer who was trying to rip down the American flag on Surbachi Mountain. The emporer stopped and pulled out his ninja sword to fight Ned Desperate, screaming a loud Japanese war shout as he ran down the slope. Because he was an expert acrobat, Ned flipped over the emporer to grab the American flag and used it like a spear to spear the emporer.

Hirohito gasped and bleeded a lot. "How can this be?"
Ned stood tall and smiled. "It can be because I am Ned Desperate, and you were no match for my skills and good looks. Now go die." The emporer was so impressed that he obeyed and immediately died. All of the Japanese soldiers on Iwojima saw this and threw down their guns and surrendered, and some Japanese gaysha girls came out of hiding.

"Oh Ned Desperate, you were so amazing and strong that we decided to all have sex with you!"
Ned ripped off his shirt because he was strong, revealing sixpack abs and lots of muscle. "Of course ladies, lets start this party!" So Ned had sex with all of the gaysha girls, who all asked for more and to be his girlfriends because his wang was so big.

Later, Ned stood on top of Surbachi Mountain and looked towards America where his dead parents were buried. He almost cried, but did not because he was manly and strong. Then the spirits of his dead parents appeared before him just like dead Jedi ghosts in the Star Wars movie.

"Son, we are proud of you. You have killed Japan and gotten your revenge."
"I miss you Mom and Dad."
"We miss you too son. Some day we will be in Heaven together, but right now there is still war to do. You must keep fighting bad guys for us."
"I will, and I will keep you proud of me."

However, all was not bright in the Pacific War, because in the waters on top of the island of Japan sunk by the nuke, the emporers sun was in a boat and yelled "You killed my father Ned desperate and now I will not rest until I kill you back!"

Ned could not have seen that by killing the emporer he would make the emporers son angry, as angry as he had been when his own parents had been murdered by Japanese ninjas. His actions had helped America, but now the son would gather all the Japanese guys left and take his revenge. This made Ned Desperate a flawed character because he was not entirely perfect though he was still pretty awesome so can you shut up now Jason?
 
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King Kong Teddy Roosevelt, with Elphaba and Cuauhtémoc following about in a serpentine fashion with the Harrieioplane flown about in patrol-ish formation to both save on gas and expand their visual field of surveillance, travelled to Destiny.
 

Stolengood

Banned
Usually view speech gasoline apartment closure of the border, reviews, Teddy Roosevelt, Scorpio, Harry Diamond in the bag.
 
And secretly Brady Kjustice helped Ned Desperate in killing the emperor in Ipanima. But he helped... from the shadow's! The shadow's wear they no what evel lie's in mens heart's! He was bigger even than Ned Desperate but they were best bud's. Ned Desperate just didnt know it yet.

Brady Kjustice had a manly beard and had a big sword because he had a blakc belt in marital art's and is good at LARPing. He was 10-feet tall and had 50 inch-pectoral (chest) mussles and an 18 inch waist. He delivered the death blow to the emperor of the Nazi's with a ninja star that noone can see because its indivisible.

He's running to Japan in his sport's car that turn's into a speed boat and was now turned into a submarine. Hes going to resque the one person in Japan worth resquing, the one person hes ever loved. Osama Tezuka who in this story is a girl named Osamako Tezuka. So hes going underwater really really fast and getting to Japan. He see's the timer counting down for the nuke bomb to blow up and its down to 3 second's. Hes thinking about his Osamako-Chan and her giant eye's and sailor suit. But this is no time to think about love. This is the time to save the girl he love's! Now the timers counting down 5! 4! 3! 2! He just got to Japan.

And he see's Osamakos not home! But where? 1! Now Brady Kjustise figured out out! Shes in the mall! So he'll race to the mall really realy fast. He find's her there and turned his sport's car into a rocket flew away! The island blue up and theres a big fire ball almost but not quite everywear. And they make out while Brady flie's his rocket to america. He get's there before Ned Desperate because he know's a secret shortcut that only Brady Kjustice no's, going through Europe! Brady Kjuctise fights evil commie's on the way their because as everyone kno's now the commy's are secretly nazi's. And he kicked butt's especially lenins butt.

Then he got to New York in time to watch the ninja attack on new york. Hes just sitting on top of the Emperor State Building with his girlfriend watching the explosive's like firework's and the pretty airship's sailing by. (and he told his girlfriend they were firework's so she won't worry because hes sensive and caring like that). He waited until the ninja's killed everyone because new York is where alot of democrat's live and screw them. And he and his girlfriend has sex. Because Brady Kjustice is so cool he get's to have sex sometime's. She said "I ruv you Blady Kjustice! and he said I love you Osamako-Chan!"

Also, Brady Kjustice new that the Nazi's fighting New York werent Nazi's but were really American's hired by president George Luca's and Al Capone to stop the civil war by uniting the country aginst a common threat like Ozymandia's did in Watchmen. But it didn't work. After the ninja's killed everyone in New york (accept for Brady and Osakamo), Brady was like Rorshchasch and told everyone but he didnt die like that guy because Dr. Manhattan doesnt exist yet. And then Osamako got naked and he did her again. But then he found out she isnt Osama Tezuka! Shes the emperor in disguise! And then she stole Bradys the rocketship and flu away. Brady realized that he killed Osamako Tezuka with his ninja star because she wa's disguise as the emperor in that place with Ned Desperate. So he was sad. But than he stopped in a deli and ordered a bagle from a hot wateress who told him the good new's that the Libertarian's are winning the Civil War, and she had a big butt. So Brady Kjustice was happy. And he banged the girl with the big butt becus he was ahead of his time.

PC The emporers dead son also think's the emporors dead not alive and able to disguise himself as a pretty girl. This make's for tragic irony. Only Brady Kjustice know's and he wont tell no one!

BTW:
FDR died in childbirth NeoDesperado, omg stick to the canon, god.
Dont threaten Neo with a canon! You can go to jail for that and hes the coole'st!
 
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"Oh, no!"

The man that looked kind of like Mark Hamill was gobsmacked, shocked, and bemused.

"What is it, Jill?"

Jack stood nearby, cracking his knuckles, trying not to leer facetiously.

"It's just that..."

Jill begun to shed big tears.

"NO SEEMS TO GET THE IMPORTANCE OF


SPACE


BETWEEN THEIR LINES OF TEXT!!!!"


His voice caught.

"Oh the humanity!" they cried together.
 
Teddy King Kong Roosevelt, striding through the Atlantic Ocean (the water at that point came roughly up to his hips), with a passing dirigible hovering at the level of one of his fabulously bulging pecs, pointed at the reader and said, "HA HA!"
 
And after Brady Kjustice did the wateress. He thought about the only friend he ever had. Adolf Hitler, who died in World War I. He had wierd politic's but he was a good man. Brady Kjustice believed the world woudnt be a crazy mes's if Hitler were still around. Brady coldn't stop it from happening because he fouhgt for the good guy's and Hitler mistakenly chose to side with the bad guy's, but Brady alway's believed Hitler will come around if he only surived the war. He told Hitler "Please fihgt with the good guy's in World War 1 so we can be friend's" and Hitler said "I haff my doubbts but ve can be freunds das next time around." And he did the waitress in the butt becaus hes that far ahead of hi's time.
 
Epilogue

It was December 21, 2012.

A woman by the name of Jean d'Arc got ahold of a time-travelling device. She intended to travel back to the Hundred Years' War, to stop the British from dominating Europe and the world.

Unfortunately, instead of ending up in the 1400s like she wanted, she ended up in 732, right in front of Charles Martel. That distraction was enough. A stray arrow hit Martel in the knee and he collapsed on the ground, unable to block it with his shield. 5 days later, Charles Martel died.
 
Prologue

With the death of Charles Martel, his son Charlemagne converted to the only true religion of Islam, establishing the Holy Roman Caliphate.

Centuries later, Al-Francia is invaded by Hitler. As the Panzers march through the Al-Ardenas, Der Fuhjer says:

"Soon Francia will fall to me, and then, the world." With a maniacal laugh while riding in a tank.

Meanwhile, in the mountains near the tower Eifel, a hooded figure speaks to himself "It's time to avenge my mother, and live to my family name".

The panzers cross under the Arc of Al-Triunfe, and they enter Al-Paris through the Al-Sena

"I hope you can save us Teddy" the hooded figure says.
As the nazi flags reaches over the tower, he is filled with rage

"I am vengance." he whispers. "I am the Night."

"I am Saladin de Gaulle"
 
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"


It took a team of doctors and fifteen elite construction companies and a shaman and twelve mimes to get the Eiffel Tower out of Teddy King Kong Roosevelt's ass.


"Don't ask," Jill said.

"Elphaba was curious at first," The soldiers have been sent abroad. And then the Fire Nation attacked.
 
Teddy King Kong Roosevelt sneered at Himmler's decapitated corpse, pinned on top of the browned end of the Eiffel Tower.

"That'll show him," he said.
 
CHAPTIR FIFTEN

CHAPTIR FIFTEN

It was all a dream, said the douche as he rubbed his face with his hands. He had been smooching with Frau for over ten hours on the beech of France where his giant bridge would take him to Engladn. He liked smooching with her, even her unibrow. It was soft, like a catipiller. He liked to rub it with his toes. It made him think of happier times…before the war brok,e out. It made him feel like a man. He would think of those times when he would take a showeer in gym class with his classmates. He liked those memories. Not the memories of war. And Frau liked benito too. She liked his firm kneecaps and his smell. He smelled like a man should smell like. Like garlic and armpits.

“Oh my,” Frau said as she rolled onto her back on the beech, “You truely are's a man's man! You turely are a the douche! I never felt so alive, so fresh! I never had so much douche inside me before!”

“Yes, my love,” Benito Mussolini said as he zipped up his zipper to his pants and then put his weiner away inside his pants, “I am a real man who can make you feel good.”

Benito wanted to say something romantic to the young Girman girl.

“You are so beautiful,” he said waterly.

“Only because I am so in love.” She replied happily.

“Would you like to drink some tea?” Benito asked shaplessly.

“I would like some tea.” She replied wantonly.

“Then I will make some tea.” He replied harmlessly.
Benito stood up and zipped up his pants which made his bulge very huge to her eyes. She never saw such a bugling mass of hunkfulness.

“oh my,” she said silently to herself in her head so he could not hear, “what a bulging bulge he has.”

I will make you my queen, Benito said as he poured some tea which he had gotten earlier from the kitchen. It was good tea from India which was part of the Brtish Empire or British Raj [1] (rāj, lit. "reign" in Sanskrit)[4] which was the term often used for British rule in the Indian subcontinent, usually but not exclusively for the period between 1858 and 1947.[5] The term can also refer to the period of dominion.[5][6] The region under British control, commonly called India in contemporary usage, included areas directly administered by the United Kingdom[7] (contemporaneously British India), as well as the princely states ruled by individual rulers under the paramountcy of the British Crown. The region was less commonly also called the Indian Empire.[8] As India, it was a founding member of the League of Nations and the United Nations, and a participating nation in the Summer Olympics in 1900, 1920, 1928, 1932, and 1936. The tea was from there, and Benito made a cup of it.

“What do you think is happening in Australia?” Frau asked, wondering what was happening in Australia.

“My assasins are already in Australia preparing to kill Joseph Stalin and FDR and his wife, and Joseph Stalin’s wife and President Churchill. Soon nothing will stand in my way!”

Are you sure they are there? Frau asked curiousily. What if thewy are late?

“Late?!” Benito asked fartingly, “Italians are never late!”
 
Brady Kjustice sat in the watres’ses’ (sp?) bed and thought about the only girl he everloved. Adolfine Hitler! She was born on 4-20 day in 1889 in Austria to Aloise Hitler and his wife. Brady was born on January, 24 1885 in the Minnesota territory but didnt age after he turnd 28 1/2 (my age!!!) becus of a thing that happened like what happened to Captain Jack Harkne’s on that episode of Dr. Who’s show. And Adolfine Hitler was a girl ittl and a redhead which is plossible because theres redhead’s in Austria not just in Ireland. He loved her. And she was rilly nice becau’s she inharited the really nice gene on her extra X chromosome from her mother (Im notsaying all girl’s are really nice just that she got this one gene for it. BTW the chromodome thing. Everyone has 26 chromosom’s 1 for every letter of the alphabet except for girl’s who have 2 in the x space and an empty space in the Y space). They met in 1903 in college in the Dakota Territory (which later became the state’s of East Dakotaand W Dokata) When he met her she said she was from Austria and he said “Oh! Austria! Gday mate!” and she laffed at his Dumb and Dumber reference and they were in love. and he bangedher (she was’nt his first that was a long time ago) but she cunt love a killer she can only love a nice guy. So she fell in love with Otto Van Bismark who was living in grand fork’s to and was a Pacifist ITTL becau’s weedwas legal and he smoked a lot.. Then she ran off and marry’d him (Bismarc) and became an ordinary housewife. Now thought Brady, Bismark has the capitol of North Dakota Named after him and Brady had his Tardi’s stolen by the Empire of Japan on the emperor state building. That just go’s to show theres no justice in this world. Theres only Kjustice (Brady) so he has to fight hard to be the next best thing (to justice). 1 good thing though is Brady got to bang a girl with a big butt. The sadne’s (about Hitler thegirl leaving me but me being the best thing too justice) and the big butt made him decide to invent rap. So he sang a wrap song and all his friend’s came and breakdance’d. Ned wasthere and Thank’sallforthefish was there and Will Kurlikurl and Modelcitizen and Stolengood’s and Neo and Pelicano Shot’s and all you guy’s. And so wasTeddy Donky Kong Rosevelt! But we all rapped ironicly becuz wrap isnt as cool as rock which rock’s.

Then suddently without warning! Africas countrie’s were replace’d by the Africas country’s from the day thay became independent! So South Sudan is themost modern cuntree in theworld because its like 1940 and South Sudan wasnt a county until like last yer, so big south Usdan wank. And that not evin the wierde’s thing. All the africas counteir’s N of the equador were now ethnicly German, very nazi and worshipt Nor’s god’s, and th countrie’s S of the Ecuador were ethnicly confederate! andthey worshippd Roman god’s and liked to crusify ppl! So, yeah.Bad. And when these countrie's take over other countrie's those other contour's change too the same ethnicity! And African's all want to team up to take over the world. And Papa New Guinia. Which the world isnt prepared to fight becau’s Im pretty sure ttl aint got any nazi’s in it. And the arab’s will help africa to because arab’s are bad.

But the good new’s is Americas Civil War, Stalins Libertairan’s and Ted Nugents people united into one side! And they hugged! So now the only side’s in the civil war were them and the govermnt and Gorge Luca’s and the ninja’s that the govt hired to pretendtobe a a different sidein the war but the govt di’dnt know their really a differentside in the war(I dont remember if i mentioned that yet), and fdr and Mrs. FDR who was secretly siding with the Canadian lord from Halifax. And al capone which i think is a dumb addition to war because he wasnt mentioned in my original post and no one asked my permission but ill let him in to. Anway the bigger libertine group is bigger than the rest together and will win. To bad about africa tho. Ned Desperate and Brady Kjustice will have to team up for this one!

PS I like the eiffel tower thing its funny. And i like the big revelation about the time traveler and Arab's taking over france. i think it really make's cent's and tie's the story together. But i dont know what thi's is about a girl with a unibrow and a bridge.that was never in the story before. not in the part's i read. i think we should ban pellepino shot's from trolling our thread.
 
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Brady Kjustice sat in the watres’ses’ (sp?) bed and thought about the only girl he everloved. Adolfine Hitler! She was born on 4-20 day in 1889 in Austria to Aloise Hitler and his wife. Brady was born on January, 24 1885 in the Minnesota territory but didnt age after he turnd 28 1/2 (my age!!!) becus of a thing that happened like what happened to Captain Jack Harkne’s on that episode of Dr. Who’s show. And Adolfine Hitler was a girl ittl and a redhead which is plossible because theres redhead’s in Austria not just in Ireland. He loved her. And she was rilly nice becau’s she inharited the really nice gene on her extra X chromosome from her mother (Im notsaying all girl’s are really nice just that she got this one gene for it. BTW the chromodome thing. Everyone has 26 chromosom’s 1 for every letter of the alphabet except for girl’s who have 2 in the x space and an empty space in the Y space). They met in 1903 in college in the Dakota Territory (which later became the state’s of East Dakotaand W Dokata) When he met her she said she was from Austria and he said “Oh! Austria! Gday mate!” and she laffed at his Dumb and Dumber reference and they were in love. and he bangedher (she was’nt his first that was a long time ago) but she cunt love a killer she can only love a nice guy. So she fell in love with Otto Van Bismark who was living in grand fork’s to and was a Pacifist ITTL becau’s weedwas legal and he smoked a lot.. Then she ran off and marry’d him (Bismarc) and became an ordinary housewife. Now thought Brady, Bismark has the capitol of North Dakota Named after him and Brady had his Tardi’s stolen by the Empire of Japan on the emperor state building. That just go’s to show theres no justice in this world. Theres only Kjustice (Brady) so he has to fight hard to be the next best thing (to justice). 1 good thing though is Brady got to bang a girl with a big butt. The sadne’s (about Hitler thegirl leaving me but me being the best thing too justice) and the big butt made him decide to invent rap. So he sang a wrap song and all his friend’s came and breakdance’d. Ned wasthere and Thank’sallforthefish was there and Will Kurlikurl and Modelcitizen and Stolengood’s and Neo and Pelicano Shot’s and all you guy’s. And so wasTeddy Donky Kong Rosevelt! But we all rapped ironicly becuz wrap isnt as cool as rock which rock’s.

Then suddently without warning! Africas countrie’s were replace’d by the Africas country’s from the day thay became independent! So South Sudan is themost modern cuntree in theworld because its like 1940 and South Sudan wasnt a county until like last yer, so big south Usdan wank. And that not evin the wierde’s thing. All the africas counteir’s N of the equador were now ethnicly German, very nazi and worshipt Nor’s god’s, and th countrie’s S of the Ecuador were ethnicly confederate! andthey worshippd Roman god’s and liked to crusify ppl! So, yeah.Bad. And when these countrie's take over other countrie's those other contour's change too the same ethnicity! And African's all want to team up to take over the world. And Papa New Guinia. Which the world isnt prepared to fight becau’s Im pretty sure ttl aint got any nazi’s in it. And the arab’s will help africa to because arab’s are bad.

But the good new’s is Americas Civil War, Stalins Libertairan’s and Ted Nugents people united into one side! And they hugged! So now the only side’s in the civil war were them and the govermnt and Gorge Luca’s and the ninja’s that the govt hired to pretendtobe a a different sidein the war but the govt di’dnt know their really a differentside in the war(I dont remember if i mentioned that yet), and fdr and Mrs. FDR who was secretly siding with the Canadian lord from Halifax. And al capone which i think is a dumb addition to war because he wasnt mentioned in my original post and no one asked my permission but ill let him in to. Anway the bigger libertine group is bigger than the rest together and will win. To bad about africa tho. Ned Desperate and Brady Kjustice will have to team up for this one!

PS I like the eiffel tower thing its funny. And i like the big revelation about the time traveler and Arab's taking over france. i think it really make's cent's and tie's the story together. But i dont know what thi's is about a girl with a unibrow and a bridge.that was never in the story before. not in the part's i read. i think we should ban pellepino shot's from trolling our thread.

You can't ban me until I finish my "ponies" chapter!
 
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