The Strathconian Map Silo

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Hey guys! I've been posting this stuff on DeviantArt and Reddit for years now, but the time has finally come to bring it all back to the source.

PROJECTS TO EXPECT:
  • Tomorrow Country, a boring post-apocalypse where Northern Canada survives and thrives - amply researched, but currently on hold
  • New Columbia, a complicated and weird art project - the first goal is to create a Canadianized United States and the second goal is to rub at least one trashy graphic novel out of same
  • Prodigious amounts of stupid weekend one-offs
Before I start flailing around trying to explain my big two pet projects, I'll just drop my most recently finished weekend one-off:

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The cute little Republic of Vaudreuil-Soulanges is just a piece of detritus left over from the post-1995 dissolution of Quebec. Lacking a land border with the rest of its province, the RVS' position as the only absolutely reliable corridor between Canada and the City of Montreal has made it a wealthy microstate indeed, although the payoff is that the place might as well be Ontario's 52nd county for all the independence it enjoys. C'est la vie, eh?

I have a huge backlog, so expect a lot more - I'll probably be posting things one-at-a-time for maximum diffusion.
 

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Okay, I guess I should get into the project which is nearest and dearest to my heart. Here we go...

The Commonwealth of New Columbia
Land of Sunshine and Freedom
From Sea to Sea to Gulf to Sea
Liberty, Peace, Order, and Good Government
Fiat Lux

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As you can probably tell from the fucked-up coastlines, there's definitely no specific P.o.D. here: the basic idea is that France owned a little bit more of the Northeast and Spain owned a lot more of the Southeast. In 1791, a collection of illustrious individuals from all three sets of colonies somehow managed to pull off a successful triple revolution, resulting in the birth of a more-or-less trilingual federation. Was the result stable? Not really... but the young Commonwealth still managed to push itself over the Appalachians, and the process of Western expansion started to bind the nation closer and closer together against its own will. The rest of the world exists mostly unchanged, except Hawaii and Puerto Rico are both independent kingdoms for reasons of personal taste, and the real Colombia is instead called "New Granada" in order to prevent confusion.

This is a little bit shaky, and is also the reason I call this bad boy an "art project"... I like to think it's reasonably plausible, but fundamentally, all of New Columbia's history is deliberately designed by my hand so that the country ends up feeling like a weird Canadian-American hybrid in 2017, so it's definitely not governed by the butterfly effect. Think of it as a gigantic excuse to find out what Bolivarism-Trudeauism would feel like... of course, there's also an extra focus on prairie geography. (In order to improve the northern plains' economic viability, the Hudson Bay has been turned into the Manitou Sea, hence the removal of Nord-du-Quebec.)

The country is a federal parliamentary democracy, with the Premier commanding the confidence of the Popular House, and thus, the entire country. New Columbia has always been a monarchy (there's a whole closet full of crown jewels!), but the first Premier refused to ascend to the throne, and nobody else has ever tried to show him up. As a result, you'll find lots of royal symbolism around the nation, but no actual people who fill those positions. A directly elected Viceroy serves as head of state in the meantime, functioning as a marginally-more-powerful analogue for Canada's Governor General.

Ideally, I'd like to make a shoddy, essentially humourous fantasy comic book set in New Columbia, because I'd really like to try and develop something that feels magical but also completely and uniquely North American (or, uh, Novacolumbian, obviously). In order to achieve this compatibility, the country's illustrious history and geography will always be firmly in command of the fantasy stuff... because what better way to begin creating a funny narrative could there be than to take yourself really seriously?

This is my best-established project, so I've done a few province maps and a wide variety of other miscellaneous artworks (license plates, yes please!)... hopefully this introduction makes everything make a little bit more sense for those of you who have seen some of the other stuff floating around the Internet.
 

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And here's my other big project...

Tomorrow Country
The True North [...etc]

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National map c. ~2025

The world kept getting pettier and smaller and pettier until it finally contracted down to a critical point (incidentally, just as the votes were being tallied in Canada's nail-bitingly close second NATO membership referendum). So developed civilization was destroyed in one night of nuclear fire, but that's not interesting, right? The biggest casualty of the big war (and, uh, also a few centuries of unmitigated industrial emissions) was ultimately Earth's thermostat. The now-irreversibly warming climate caused certain Pacific gyres to begin circulating incorrectly, turning Australia into a monsoon-drenched emerald continent... and subjecting the vast North American interior to a habitual megadrought. So the Great Plains are back to being the Great American Desert, and the ruins of the Eastern Seaboard are buried under a thick layer of prairie topsoil.

But did you know that the Golden Boy on the roof of the legislature in Winnipeg faces north to symbolize the direction where Manitoba's future lies?

The broken climate and acute population pressures kick the door wide open for a tremendous expansion into the North, and that's what Tomorrow Country is really about: it's an excuse to dust off every starry-eyed northern dream ever conceived, firmly backed up by the contents of the University of Alberta's Circumpolar Library (which I used to think was just a quiet study space!). The mood is supposed to be wild and buoyant, where all that unthinkable destruction sets off a decades-long miraculous rebound for those few lucky regions positioned to take advantage of it.

Tomorrow Country is on hold for now, because it's still a bit too much of a downer for me to be able to turn it into a funny comic book yet, but, yeah, it's basically one gigantic ultra-wonky do-over of North/Western Canada's history. Who wouldn't be excited to see Grande Prairie, Alberta grow into North America's single defining megalopolis?
 

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This is just a newer follow-up to the last post: I didn't post it first because I don't find it quite as aesthetically pleasing, but most people would probably disagree with that assessment.

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[Tomorrow Country] National map c. 2067

By 2067, it's been 40-odd years since the big day - the majority of Canada's population now remembers no other world than one where their Dominion is naturally pre-eminent. All of the nation's once-marginal northern regions have come fully awakened: here's a province-by-province overview, because I know everybody loves agricultural geography. (Er, hang on, there's probably a better forum for detailed single-project-oriented write-ups... I'm just leery to make a bunch of new threads immediately after joining.)

Peace River commands the Peace River Country, an always-insular historical region that now serves as the largest expanse of intact, established farmland in North America. Isolated from the main body of the Canadian prairies by the rolling Swan Hills, the Land of the Mighty Peace has been fortuitously protected from drought (as also happened in the 1930s OTL), and its bounty single-handedly keeps the rest of Canada afloat (indeed, Peace River contains a slim majority of all Canadians).

The Northwest Territories (actually a singular province, but a really good name has inertia) has unlocked much of its boreal plain, taking much advantage of the slight frost-melting effects of the Liard, Hay, Slave, and Mackenzie Rivers. The NWT's growth seems liable to continue accelerating - after all, real-life popular legend already holds that the Mackenzie valley in the late 1900s has been warmer than the St. Lawrence valley was in the early 1800s. The country that controls North America's largest productive river basin will ultimately control the world...

It's no Central Valley, but Fraser has made good use of British Columbia's internal depression: lots of feed grains and other lower-grade materials get produced here, because the land is cheaper and the soil's worse than in the Peace.

Saskatchewan has also been growing rapidly: at first, it was just a barely-inhabited territory defined mostly for convenience, but some of the dust has been settling lately, and a process of resettlement has begun along the northern fringes of the parkland, where the wind doesn't blow as hard. This process has been slowed down by an unfounded public hysteria about radiation: most of Saskatchewan is barely spoiled, but nothing grown south of the big river is considered truly clean by those damn over-cultured Grande Prairians.

Manitoba isn't a very big winner, because global warming can't magically add topsoil to the Canadian Shield, but the province enjoys a tremendous hydroelectric overcapacity, so Thompson has grown into a swollen nickel-belt industrial capital. Some of the province's middle fringes are arable (especially around The Pas), but Manitoba is generally forced to skew more innovative than any other province: the place has more greenhouses than the entire rest of the country put together. (Oh, and of course the Port of Churchill is now one of the busiest in the entire world.)

New Canada's claim to fame and productivity is the Ontario Clay Belt, a surprisingly bilingual region of extensive glacial-lake soil smeared underneath the northwoods: the province has an incessant and petty rivalry with the NWT, both competing for that second-most-populated status. Other random pockets of soil exist scattered throughout the New Canadian wilderness too, but for now, the future-growth-potential advantage remains the NWT's.

Yukon is a rugged, surprisingly arid country, feeling mostly like a weird parody of Alberta - the province distinguishes itself with elk ranches in the south and caribou ranches in the north, and prides itself on its relative economic freedom. This is a pretty statist future, so Yukon isn't impressively free... but it and Nunavut are the only province where large-scale private grain buyers are even permitted (and Nunavut doesn't count).

Nunavut has seen the least expansion out of any province, but its natural birthrate is the highest. The rocky tundra up here doesn't yield nearly as much bounty as the other marginal lands previously described, so most agricultural ventures here are done on an experimental basis... and they're not successful experiments, either. In practice, Nunavut is autonomous enough as to be barely Canadian, and the province has successfully spent decades promoting Inuit Qaujimajatuqangit, its very own private code of values. With the Northwest Passage kicked wide open, though, Our Land's continued participation within Confederation at least makes economic and political sense.

What about America? Well, Alaska is doing about as well as the NWT would be, if the NWT had caught a bunch of direct nuclear hits (which it didn't)... and the less said about the Organized U.S., the better.
 

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Geez! I have so much crap to post, but the oldest stuff is too bad to unleash... I guess this is about as far back as I'm willing to go.

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Electoral Districts of New Deseret

Before I had Tomorrow Country, I had a much more generic Alberta-centric post-apocalypse... this map is good enough to post, but the rest aren't. (What is it about Mormons and amateur map artists???)

In real life, New Deseret is a trio of Alberta counties which are Canada's only Mormon-majority region: yes, the MorDor extends all the way up north of 49. When I was just learning Inkscape, I just couldn't resist turning them into a tiny independent nation, allied with the Kingdom of Lethbridge (what is it about feudalism and amateur map artists???) and serving as a key intermediary between the Northerners and the Southerners (because the 49th has become a cultural boundary).

Don't ask too many questions because this is an absolute one-year-old derelict of a creative project, but I distinctly remember that Taber was a continentally-renowned center of horse-drawn carriage manufacture and theodemocracy was absolutely a concept in play.
 

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Here's a really saucy one-off, title intentionally provocative...

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The Most Realistic Balkanized United States You've Ever Seen

This was a little 3-hour map challenge for myself. The principle here is that the United States won't split apart unless it wants to... so here's a country which has been perfectly happy to just peacefully slough off its outer extremities.

Other important design principles: state governments are more legitimate than everybody thinks, states won't ever be partitioned without a big fight, Deseret is a bad meme, Cascadia is a bad meme, countries can rely on their neighbours while remaining nominally independent, and the central United States will still spend a lot of time meddling in the affairs of its former members. Idaho and West Virginia, of course, are miserable buffer states.
 

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[Tomorrow Country] Agricultural Regions of the Northwest Territories

In real life, the NWT has about three square miles of farmland (at Paradise Gardens) total, so this map took a lot of hyper-wonkish research. It's only a couple months old, but ugh! I can already see a couple things I fucked up with visualizing the data. The visual look of this map all conforms to the official GNWT style manual, because I get a huge kick out of making fake things look real. (There's no such ministry as NWT Agriculture... yet!)

The NWT's soil was assessed for agricultural potential way back in the 1970s, so all I had to do was geo-reference those three maps together and make up some fake railway lines to serve those new regions. As far as I can tell, nobody knows if the largest obstacle to northern agriculture is climate or soil chemistry, so I picked the optimistic climate interpretation: here we see a hypothetical near-future NWT modeled very closely after its near neighbour, Northern Alberta. I read a bunch of books on this topic! Enjoy the little captions, they're all perfectly accurate (except they just haven't happened yet).

An even more optimistic interpretation would see an enormously productive Mackenzie Basin farming region stretching from Fort Providence to Inuvik, the seat of a true continental/global power... the dream has always been there, but god knows if we'll ever get to see that in real life or not. Wouldn't it be funny if Canada was actually able to one day equal the United States, though?
 

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Here's another inspiring one-off:
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United States of the Great Lakes


This one did well on Reddit because if you want karma, you need to tap into that big barrel labeled "Hometown Pride". As always, it looks nicer than it's really thought-out: the USGL was designed from the top-down in order to have aesthetically pleasing borders and recognizable place names (I even forgot to rename that Minnesota border town to "National Falls"!). The idea, I guess, is that the East Coast is fragmented, and the barely-any-natural-barriers-around-here USGL therefore somehow forms the largest coherent polity in North America: in population and industriousness, the nation is almost perfectly comparable to Germany. There's one star on the flag for each lake: in its geographic extent, it was necessary for the country to encompass Lakes Winnipeg and Champlain, both of which are sometimes each considered the sixth. Lansing, of course, is a big compromise: also notice the Michigan-centric projection here.

The high-effort part of this map was absolutely the internal borders, because I absolutely love drawing lines which can get away with being a bit silly because they don't serve as hard barriers - they're supposed to be pretty familiar, but also pretty well-thought-out.
 

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Now here's an excruciating premise for a map, because I want to make other people suffer the way that I permanently suffer.

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A Hypothetical Saskatchewan Municipal Amalgamation

In 2015 OTL, the Province of Manitoba forced all of its municipalities to amalgamate until they all had at least 1,000 inhabitants, while the Province of Saskatchewan didn't. The potential for alternative historical fun here should be blindingly obvious, right? (Thanks, Premier Lingenfelter...)

Using the results of Canada's recently conducted 2016 census, I manually went through and merged Saskatchewan's 779 municipalities down to a much more manageable list of a couple hundred - the old boundaries are all visible at 20% opacity so that you can tell how much work I had to do here.

I feel pretty proud about this map, but, yes, it shames me a little bit too.
 

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Here's an entirely fictional one-off, completely improvised over the course of about six hours in one sitting last semester.

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Mispon Province, Garden of the North Country (c. ~1880)

Have you guys figured out yet that I have a Canada problem?

As usual, the geography is all fictional, but the culture is all a bit familiar. Or is it? Mispon is a wacky de-colonial reconstruction of North/Western Canadian history if nobody had ever put the boot down, illustrating a single province of a fictional Metis nation where Nehiyaw (the Cree language) is spoken with greater vigour than English (as was frequently the case in real life). The Cree taught their children how to live, and the English taught their children how to prosper...

Geographically, Mispon is based on the real Lakes Lesser Slave and Nipissing, with patches of more fertile coastal soil sticking out of the great northwoods. Culturally, most of these place names have been correctly yanked out of an actual Cree dictionary.

In real life, of course, Canada's prairie provinces are just three little replicas of Ontario... for some reason, I keep finding the alternative idea of a bunch of little northern Paraguays almost hopelessly more romantic. Maybe one day my heart will finally ache enough for me to start the map of the entire nation...
 

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This is just one single aspect of a much more impressive map that I'm still working on, but, you know, I feel great enough about myself to post it anyway.

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[New Columbia] Counties of Kanamonta

During the 19th century, the roughly quadrilateral chunk of prairie cordoned off by the 110th, the 102nd, the 47th, and the Great Manitou River gained a new name - Kanamonta, the Endless Land (although this popular translation was revealed to be comprehensively false in the 1940s, and the name's origin remains deeply spurious). The correction lines here are perfectly accurate because I drew an entire fictional survey system from scratch, and this makes me a lot prouder than I should be.

Hey, how closely were you paying attention when I said that New Columbia was actually a prairie fantasy? So basically - okay, okay, I'm getting ahead of myself here, wait for the infographics, infographics will be posted shortly.
 

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Okay, this is the infographic. I would have called this thread "The Map and Infographic Silo" but good design is minimal, eh?

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[New Columbia] System of Government

Okay, the big twist is that there are a bunch of actual civic gods that barely anybody knows or cares about - one for the entire country, 60 for the provinces, and 3,600 for the counties. Simple, huh? Provincial gods all look maiden-ish, while municipal gods are formed out of uplifted personalities... unless the county's population is too low to have personalities to uplift, in which case its god ends up manifesting as an animal-headed person, because I'm basically a mind criminal. (If you've been eagerly following along, this unfortunate condition afflicts 6 out of Kanamonta's 60 counties.) What's going to make the comic so funny is that it'll be written as a giant paean to the power of secular humanism, but a few of the characters are gonna be neither secular nor human - ha ha, it's thematically ironic! (Alternatively, I'll give up and write a gay romantic comedy instead: nobody ever said creativity was easy.)

Uh, anyway, the system of government here is amazingly Canadian, from the sensible parliamentary setup to the useless upper house: the Viceroy enjoys much less executive power than the American President, but still manages to get more done than the Canadian Governor-General. In order to make things more interesting, the country's left-leaning third party is now Social Credit - yes, shenanigans ensue.
 

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To date, this is the only map I've drawn for someone else...

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City of Sundance, Alberta

The PoD is that about five meters of water have been added to Alberta's endorheic Pakowki Lake, filling it up just enough to actually start draining into the Milk River and behaving like a proper body of water. The result is that Sundance (the sunniest point in Canada!) emerges as a travel destination of national renown in the early 1900s. Backed up by a vibrant agricultural economy, the city eventually emerges as Alberta's third-largest, ahead of Red Deer in population by about 30,000.

This map is a real "if only I knew then what I know now!" project, and I can't look at it without shuddering about how incredibly tedious my process was when I drew it... but you don't have to know that. Hey, summer is coming!
 

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I can take a stab at transit maps, too...

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[New Columbia] Columbia City Metro

The Commonwealth's early history was marked by notable regional competition... and that's why the National Legislature changed its city of residence about 20 times between the years 1791 and 1833. But no east-coast location was ever able to serve as a suitable compromise! The result: a brand-new Midwestern capital, Columbia City, platted radially for exactly this purpose.

Columbia City's geography is Montreal meets St. Louis, since a very misplaced Ozark has created a beautiful river island exactly at one of the continent's most important confluences. It's like a permanent Expo 91! There's also a bit of Mexico City thrown into the mix... the beautiful new national capital has ancient bones, since it sits directly on top of the great mounds of some former Cahokia. The CC has a surprisingly important place in national history, since it was the first city on the continent to be explicitly trilingual by design: all of the exuberant cultural and linguistic pluralism which New Columbia enjoys today can trace its origins back to a single evening whiled away on the marshy banks of the Red River in the early 1800s.
 

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Gosh, have I reached the bottom of the barrel already?

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Pokémon if it was set in Western Canada because I have problems

Pretty much self-explanatory - I haven't touched a single video game ever since I filled out that Alola Dex five months ago (because geography is more interesting) and it probably shows. What were the mechanics here even supposed to be?? I vaguely remember I also wanted to work in some ridiculous "Battle Backroads" system. Since then, though, yeah, I've become much more interested with generating my own intellectual property instead of working with somebody else's.
 

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Aha, the barrel goes deeper than I thought.

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[New Columbia] License Plates of Gilgal

It turns out that all terrible hobbies are connected! I have basically nothing to say about this, it's enough of an elaborate shame to stand up all on its own.
 

Isaac Beach

Banned
(I don't know if you care for comments on your personal thread) But I think I speak for the wider AH map making community when I say we're fracking blown away by your skill, activity and enthusiasm in making these maps. I mean sweet Jesus your barrel-bottom work is better than the vast majority of what gets posted in the primary map thread.
It does raise the question though; how much post-worthy material regarding New Columbia do you have?
 

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Aw, comments are great - thank you people very much, I'm only using the phrase "bottom of the barrel" just because I'm running out of backlog material to post.

The big secret about Recreational Worldbuilding is that it looks like you have it all together, because if you map out about four provinces, it just seems inevitable that you also know everything about the other fifty-six... which is something that I have a good time taking advantage of, because oh man, way more of this stuff is improvised than it should be. Basically, every time you finish a big finished product, you also learn a little bit more (just a little bit!) about the entire country... but it all comes together pretty dang irregularly. (Some people actually write out long wikis, I mostly make flashy graphics slightly more than once a month.)

Here's one of my favourite one-offs... but my god, I had to trace this manually because I didn't have any data handling abilities back then, and it really shows.

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Fleming's Alberta


Oh boy, railway history! The first railway across Canada had a pretty damn contentious route. If it had gone further north, well... things would be more like what you see here, with the Edmonton/Calgary rivalry never actually having any chance to develop. I re-drew every single county border from scratch, because that's a really exciting thing to do!! The rest of this country would be a slightly interesting place: Prince Rupert might be a lot larger (larger even than Vancouver?!), Saskatoon would eclipse Regina, and the entire place might have been annexed by the Americans since there would've been no early southern route to protect the border fringes of the prairie from the slow encroachment of American economic interests.
 
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