The Great War in the Colonies: Asia
As the giants of Europe battled each other for dominance of the continent other battles were happening elsewhere. The colonies of the various European powers also prepared themselves for war, however unlike the veteran soldiers and master tacticians of their homelands the colonies instead often housed spoilt rich kids playing soldier, career criminals, bored servicemen and natives who preferred being the beater instead of the beaten. Much of these problems were made worse when many of the elite military organisations stationed in the colonies were sent back to Europe or to the Middle East to deal with the problems there. In their wake they left the dumbest of the dumb, the crooked of the crooks and the worst of the worst to fight out trivial battles which didn’t amount to much in the long run, let’s find out more shall we:
Battle in the Jewels of Asia:
As Europa fought the Russians in Europe in India things were relatively quiet, apart from the usual battles with insurgent tribes and the occasional religious zealot in Kashmir the Europan army wasn’t really doing much. In fact numerous troops would be shipped off to Europe to fight the Tsar in Europe leaving behind a rather motley force in its wake lead by distant cousin of Emperor Napoleon, a General by the name of Jean Louis Rossi. The son of an Italian Duchess and a cousin of Napoleon in 1870, Jean spent his entire life in luxury and comfort, especially after he was sent off to India as a Captain in the Europan Army. Despite the fact that Jean was terrible at tactics other than overwhelming his enemies with large numbers and heavy artillery he quickly rose up the ranks, thanks to a mixture of nepotism and blind luck ending up the head of the Europan forces in India by 1911. As word got out about the conflict between Europa and the Central Powers Jean decided to start planning an attack of Dutch South East Asia and to arrest numerous Central Powers residents living in India despite promises that the businesses in the region wouldn’t get involved in politics or the war. Throughout late November and Early December numerous Central Powers and Dutch residents & companies would move to Dutch South East Asia or to neutral Nepal (leading angry discussions between the Europan Ambassador and the Nepalese Government) and prepare for the worst.
Jean Louis Rossi (left) at Californian War Games in 1910
Picture of Rangoon in Dutch Burma, 1910
On December 10th 1911, Operation Joyeux Noel would be declared by Jean, a three pronged attack in which Europan forces would advance into Dutch controlled Burma and Ceylon as well as sending ships to bombarded Dutch Malaysia and Siam. Jean believed that Dutch South East Asia would fall by Christmas with Jean planning a victory parade in Bangkok once Siam was taken over, however that would quickly turn out to not be the case thanks to the work of the Dutch Commander of the South East Asian forces, Major General Johannes Drees.
Major General Johannes Drees was born in 1861 to Henk Drees & Juliana Drees, middle class owners of a Tea House in the Netherlands. In 1879 he would join the Dutch Army just in time for the Dutch invasion of the Zulu nation in 1880 which he would prove himself in combat during the battle of New Groningen being awarded the Imperial Dutch Medal of Valour and being promoted to Captain as a result. Throughout much of the 1880s, 1890s and the early 1900s Johannes Drees would raise up through the ranks, using his charm and cunning tactical abilities to help quash numerous rebellions across the Dutch Empire. He would become friends with the Dutch Royal family in particular Prince Herman Napoleon the nephew of King Louis Napoleon which would cause him problems. In 1906 French Newspapers would gain sordid pictures of Johannes and Herman engaged in intimate acts which caused a scandal amongst the high society of the Netherlands particularly once more details were discovered.
Major General Johannes Drees, 1911
Despite the fact that Johannes was happily married to his wife Elisabeth of 12 years it quickly became apparent that the pair of them had a rather open relationship and would often engage in intimate acts with other people often of the same gender within Dutch High Society (including several royals and a few business owners). In wake of the scandal the Dutch Royal Family did clean up, sending Herman off to be the Governor of Dutch South Africa whilst Johannes and his wife was sent to Burma (a country that would become infamous as a place to send important Queer Dutch individuals after their sexuality was discovered often leading the colony being mocking called “The Deviant Colony”) with Johannes becoming the Commander in Chief of the Imperial Dutch Asian Army. Whilst there Johannes would reorganise the military, become friends with both the Dutch and Asian High Society and make sure to prepare for the eventual war with Europa. By the time Jean Rossi incited his plan Johannes had already gotten Dutch Asian territories ready for war.
Members of the Imperial Burma Rifles, 1911
Member of the Europan Indian Army, 1912
From the get go Jean Rossi’s plan of overwhelming the Dutch with a combination of heavy artillery and manpower wouldn’t work, particularly as it became apparent that the Dutch weren’t going to keel over and submit. The attempted invasion of Ceylon was the first indication that Jean Rossi’s plan was flawed. Thanks to outdated information the Europan’s believed they were facing a small force of about 5’000 men, instead in the past several months Johannes had increased it to 20’000 Imperial Dutch troops alongside 6’000 native police and militia volunteers. Equipped with as many artillery pieces, mortars, coffee grinders and rifles as possible and lead by hand headed veteran and friend of Johannes, General Jan Klop the forces there were ready and waiting for the Europan forces. After the Europan Indian Fleet bombarded the Northern Shoreline of Ceylon, Europan troops landed there expecting light resistance. Instead they were greeted with mortar and coffee grinder fire whilst the artillery pieces fired at the various Europan warships that sailed nearby sinking one and damaging several others. The landing was a shambles and after two days of intense fighting in an attempt to head in land the Europan forces surrendered as the warships headed back to India. Jean Rossi was furious instead throwing all his remaining forces at advancing through Burma whilst the Europan Indian fleet was sent to harass Dutch ships and bombard various locations in Siam and Malaysia. Jean would also organise the few aeroships he had into a bomber squadron with several being sent to bomb Ceylon whilst the rest were sent to support troops in Burma.
Dutch Artillery Piece in the Ceylon Fortifications, 1911
Europan Battleship "The Pride of Lyon" sinking off Ceylon, 1911
The Burma campaign would quickly become a slog for the Europan forces, despite early gains they had quickly fallen into a stalemate when they reached the so called “Elisabeth” Line named after the Generals Wife, a series of trenches and fortifications that lay deep within the Burmese jungle which slowed down the Europan forces. The dense jungle often confused matters with Europan artillery and air support often causing friendly fire to occur, alongside that many of the troops would become sick with illnesses like malaria and dysentery. Jean Rossi tried to get his troops to advance before monsoon period began but to no avail and by May 1912 his forces had advanced only slightly further into Burma causing Jean Rossi to stop Operation Joyeux Noel and to have his troops dig in until the monsoon period passed. Instead Jean Rossi decided to start a bombing campaign of cities across Dutch Asia using his Aeroships which he hoped would crush the will of the people. It didn’t work as many of the colonial subject’s, even ones who despised Dutch rule joined together against the Europan forces. Attempts to organise and support revolts and riots in Siam and Malaysia were crushed by the local colonial police with ruthless efficiency and the perpetrators shot.
Europan Artillery bombard Dutch positions, 1912
Malayasian Rubber Plant on fire after a bombing run, 1912
In November 1912 Jean Rossi started a different plan, instead of trying to invade Ceylon and Burma he was going to focus on Burma instead with Operation Rangoon intending to finally gain the nation once and for all. On November the 25th 1912, Europan forces advanced yet again this time supported with not only artillery and aeroships but also gas. Due to a lack of gas masks the Dutch forces were forced to retreat with Europan forces reaching Mandalay by the 1st January 1913 much to the delight of Jean Rossi. However things back in India were getting out of hand, food shortages, lack of pay and nationalist sentiment had boiled over yet again and riots across the sub continent occurred. Jean Rossi’s troops would get in on it too leading to the Punjab Mutiny of February 1913 which Jean Rossi would have to brutally crush leading a massacre that killed 1’000 Soldiers. Having become addicted to alcohol and cocaine Jean was steadily becoming a toxic influence which was becoming apparent to the Governors of India as he tried to bully his way through Europan colonial society, punishing those who defied him and in one case stabbing a governor who told him that he couldn’t provide anymore food to the war effort. Fearing another Emperor Greer the various Europan colonial government plotted for Jean’s swift demise waiting for the right moment to initiate it. In April 1913 Johannes having finally gained additional strength from Dutch colonial forces from Indonesia and former members of the Royal Dutch Army alongside copious amounts of gas and flamethrowers would push the Europan forces back using Indonesia shock troops lead by Major Gerardus Johannes Berenschot to clear a path through the Europan forces. Outraged Jean Rossi would take an aeroship to survey the situation and to “put the fear of god into my men”.
Europan Troops during Gas Mask training, 1912
Indonesian Shock Troopers, 1912
Troops from Dutch Siam rest in Yangon, 1913
Whilst over the frontlines Jean Rossi would fall out of the aeroship to his death (it’s strongly believed that he was flung out by several crew members under the orders of the Europan Colonial authorities although it was never confirmed), with the position of the head of the Europan Indian Military going to the calmer and more sensible General Eduardo Delaine who organised a general retreat back to India. Upon learning about Jean’s fate, Johannes reaction was to laugh for several hours before telling his men to dig in upon reaching the Indo-Burmese border. Realising that the foolish Jean had been replaced with the boring but practical Eduardo, Johannes decided against pushing his luck. Apart from some small advances into Manipur, most of the Dutch efforts were about shoring up and preparing for Europan attacks into Burma again.
General Eduardo Delaine (left) showing members of Europan Colonial Society the trenches in Bengal, 1913
Dutch Imperial Troops engaging in Machine Gun fire in Bengal, 1913
This didn’t occur as the war between the Dutch and Europa would end in December 1913, leading to celebrations across Dutch South East Asia whilst India had a more dower affair mainly involving trying to quell the remaining riots and to normalise the situation. In February 1914 Johannes would return to the Netherlands and become a member of the new The Dutch Imperial Knights and win the Imperial Medal of Valour alongside Jan Klop & Gerardus Johannes Berenschot and many others for their actions in Burma. Meanwhile Eduardo Delaine was given the permanent position of head of the Europan Indian Military which he took with gusto, crushing several uprisings that occurred across the country with extreme ruthlessness. Of course India & Burma wasn’t the only colonies where war occurred as we’ll see next time where we see how the war went in Oceania (spoiler, Europan had some problems there).
A collection of rioters, terrorists and nationalists await to be executed, 1914