The Revenge of the Republicans: A Collaborative Timeline

ASB isn't extremely unlikely, it means not humanly possible without divine intervention or activities of alien space bats. If the Cleveland Browns has a time traveling alien on their team who arrived on a UFO, yes, that would be ASB.
I am still not counting Browns going 8-0
 
November 1, 2011: Mitt Romney, after being accused of being a Washington elite by Donald Trump, shoots back at him: "First of all, Mr. Trump, I've never worked as a public servant on Washing, D.C., I was Governor of Massachusetts for four years. Secondly, I find it very ironic that you call me a Washington elite when you have a golden house and dozens of properties. You've never held a political office in your life. Though you and I both come from wealth, I don't go around and pretend to be something I'm not." He then addresses the audience directly. "Ladies and gentlemen, Donald Trump is a liar and a hypocrite. And should he win the Republican nomination, I can't promise that I would support him."
 
I am still not counting Browns going 8-0
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(The Browns time traveling alien)
 
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