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This is made in the spirit of the TL about Al Gore and his minute by minute bodily functions.:D
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January 12, 2009, 5:31 AM: US President George W Bush suffers a fatal heart attack. For the next half hour, doctors try to revive him, but they fail.

January 12, 2009, 6:03 AM: George W Bush is confirmed to be dead.

January 12, 2009, 6:05 AM: Vice President Dick Cheney is woken up by White House staff and informed about President Bush's death. At first, the Vice President is angry at the staffers for waking him up in the middle of a dream in which he was fighting a tiger with bear arms, but soon forgave them in light of the grave situation.

January 12, 2009, 6:12 - 6:17 AM: Dick Cheney gets dressed. He decides to wear one of his regular suits. Also, rather surprisingly, the Vice President decides to wear a fedora to "keep it classy" as the kids say.

January 12, 2009, 6:19 AM: Before being escorted to his limo, Mr. Cheney asks his security if they can wait a minute as he has to use the restroom.

January 12, 2009, 6:20 - 6:26 AM: Dick Cheney defecates.

January 12, 2009, 6:27 - 6:33 AM: Mr. Cheney takes a limo ride to the White House to be sworn in as president.

January 12, 2009, 6:34 AM: While stepping out of the limo, the Vice President soon realizes that his shoes are untied. He ties them and later remarks in his autobiography that "it's always good to tie a double knot"

January 12, 2009, 6:36 AM: Dick Cheney is sworn in as the 44th President of the United States.

January 12, 2009, 6:39 AM: Realizing that he has some down time, President Cheney walks over to the white house kitchen to see what he can grab for breakfast.

January 12, 2009, 6:42 AM: Dick Cheney arrives at the kitchen and walks over to the pantry to see what's available in the cereal department.

January 12, 2009, 6:44 AM: After maneuvering around 12 boxes of Cocoa Puffs, Dick Cheney finally finds a decent cereal, Rice Krispies. The President will later remark to his wife that he is "disappointed in George's inability to pick out good cereal."

January 12, 2009, 6:50 - 7:03 AM: Dick Cheney sits down and eats his Rice Krispies. While eating, he admires the cereal box and attempts to complete the word search on the back. The latter proves to be too difficult and is left uncompleted at the end of the meal.

January 12, 2009, 7:05 AM: Dick Cheney pockets the spoon that he used to eat breakfast as he notices that it has Ronald Reagan's initials on it.
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