The Most Shcoking Films that never existed.

Well, there's that proposed version of Lord of the Rings which would have included a Frodo-Galadriel sex scene, the version of Superman that sees Superman reincarnate himself by way of Lois Lane's womb, Godzilla v. the Devil and 1960s campy Batman, and King Kong v. Frankenstein.....
What is this I don't even...
 
What is this I don't even...

It would have been a 1970s movie directed by John Boorman and if made would have been as forgettable as the animated Lord of the Rings movies made by Rankin Bass. The Boorman idea didn't include Celeborn, and it sounded like it would be So Bad It's Awful.
 
An animated propaganda movie of Japan, showing the 'glorious' work of the army in the Sino-japanese war(s), if by some reasons, USA (and maybe others) don't go to war with Imperial japan, and some bits at least survive...
 
Schindler's Ark. An underground so-called 'art house' film circulated by anti-Reich terrorists in the 1970s. It celebrated the work of blood-traitor Oskar Schindler and the 1200 Jews he is believed to have tried to keep from the resettlement programmes. Its underground success is believed to have motivated Riefenstahl Studios' 1977 family classic 'From Town To Country' about a wartime family of Jews who are resettled to a farm in Muscovy, with much hilarity ensuing from their lack of manners and general unsuitable demeanour. From Town To Country was key to the policy of 'racial détente' pursued by Heydrich during the middle period of his rule as Fuhrer. A viewing of the film was an integral part of President Kennedy's state visit to the Reich in 1979.
 
It would have been a 1970s movie directed by John Boorman and if made would have been as forgettable as the animated Lord of the Rings movies made by Rankin Bass. The Boorman idea didn't include Celeborn, and it sounded like it would be So Bad It's Awful.
Ah, yes...if you thought Zardoz was weird...
 
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