The most ASB moments to happen in history... that still happened (Pre-1900)

I assumed when somebody said, "building a capital in a swamp on one end of a great empire" they were talking about Washington, DC, but I guess that's just my American provincialism showing through. Still, it's kind of a funny coincidence how often that happens, that we've got more than one example.
I thought about bringing up the Sinking of the White Ship, and the resulting Anarchy, but it's not all that weird; you pilot a ship drunk as a lord, these things happen. And the English have had so many civil wars that the subject has it's own Wikipedia page.
Really, if you want to talk about ASB, the fact that a majority of the population of this planet speaks the language of a tiny insignificant island seems a wee bit suspiciously ASB to me. I mean, can you imagine Malay or Papua New Guinean being as downright ubiquitous as English?

If you think that the entirety of the Western civilization is heir to what once was a village hidden amid the swamps of Latium, it’s not really that ASB.
 
I assumed when somebody said, "building a capital in a swamp on one end of a great empire" they were talking about Washington, DC, but I guess that's just my American provincialism showing through. Still, it's kind of a funny coincidence how often that happens, that we've got more than one example.

Of course, DC wasn't built at one end of an empire, it was built in the middle of a postcolonial republic.

Really, if you want to talk about ASB, the fact that a majority of the population of this planet speaks the language of a tiny insignificant island seems a wee bit suspiciously ASB to me. I mean, can you imagine Malay or Papua New Guinean being as downright ubiquitous as English?

Do a majority of people speak English? I don't think that's true.

But yeah, I could imagine Malay being as ubiquitous as English. Or at least pretty close.
 
The early Arab conquests of the 7th century that came from nowhere, swept away the Sassanids and did irreparable damage to the Romans and created an incredibly enduring religious, cultural and to a lesser extent political unity across an enormous slice of the globe.
Under those term rome is a bigger ASB

I assumed when somebody said, "building a capital in a swamp on one end of a great empire" they were talking about Washington, DC, but I guess that's just my American provincialism showing through. Still, it's kind of a funny coincidence how often that happens, that we've got more than one example.
DC is just a political city, the true center of power of USA was extended NE and great lakes
 
Under those term rome is a bigger ASB

Rome took two centuries to become the dominant power over Italy and another two to become a superpower. She mostly fought similarly strong powers during that time.

In contrast the Arabs went from a fringe collection of tribes, beat up two superpowers and established a lasting empire in a century.
 
Do a majority of people speak English? I don't think that's true.

As first/native language? Definitely not.
But as a language that is spoken it might be spoken by the majority of people.

English is as a native language is in like the top 5 languages spoken. And a lot of people for whom English isn't the native language do also speak English.
 
Everything about Islam's growth and spread.

You could say the same thing about the rise of Christianity. A peasant in a small province of the empire that is known for being rebellious is proclaimed as the messiah, gets executed by the empire, his followers are also heavily persecuted by the empire and yet 300 years later the religion he founded is the state religion of the entire empire.
 
As first/native language? Definitely not.
But as a language that is spoken it might be spoken by the majority of people.

English is as a native language is in like the top 5 languages spoken. And a lot of people for whom English isn't the native language do also speak English.

Well yeah, obviously you have to include L2 speakers to get anywhere near a majority. I suspect it still falls short, though.
 
I got another one.

A small republic surrounded by powers that wanted to carve it up, of which France the HRE, across the sea from England, manages to revolt against Spain, and established a trading empire across the world, dislodging the Portuguese from the Spice Trade, and a navy to rival England’s

Also, the made tulips a currency at one point
And most of it was build on a swamp.
 
Napoleon, a leader of a republican revolution, declares himself emperor and the majority of his population supports him. And then he wins wars against all of Europe multiple times.
 
You could say the same thing about the rise of Christianity. A peasant in a small province of the empire that is known for being rebellious is proclaimed as the messiah, gets executed by the empire, his followers are also heavily persecuted by the empire and yet 300 years later the religion he founded is the state religion of the entire empire.

Yes, but Islam's progress was 3x faster. About a century after Muhammad died the Emirate of Cordoba was established. A century after the Crucifixion Christianity was still a small religion in the Levant and a few cities in the Mediterranean.
 
Jean Bernadotte becoming King of Sweden.

And then fighting a war against his old boss Napoleon.

Napoleon, a leader of a republican revolution, declares himself emperor and the majority of his population supports him. And then he wins wars against all of Europe multiple times.

Napoleon didn't actually lead a republican revolution; he rose to prominence afterwards. And revolutionary regimes falling under the control of military dictators is quite a common occurrence actually.

Yes, but Islam's progress was 3x faster.

From a much higher starting base, though.
 
Napoleon, a leader of a republican revolution, declares himself emperor and the majority of his population supports him. And then he wins wars against all of Europe multiple times.
Yea, I admit this me sounds like cheesy fan fiction. The kind that if you posted it here on AH.com everyone would say: "Okay, I KNOW you're a fan of this guy/gal but don't you lay it on too tick here?"
 
For Islam rise the arabic invasions wouldn't have surprised me and frankly it would be very believable seeing the horrible state of the Byzantine and especially the sassanid empire in 633 , it would be the first time a big empire formed out nomadic conquerors in the region.
no what I say that was the surprising thing is that the Arabs didn't assimilate to local culture like almost all the nomadic tribes rather the conquered people adopted arabic culture this was mainly due to islam
 
Jean Bernadotte becoming King of Sweden.
Bernadotte becoming King of Sweden is one of those events where the wider framing of things is completely nuts, but the smaller details all make a curious sort of sense. After all, the situation was that the Swedish government wanted to head off a potential succession crisis by electing a suitable foreign candidate (this happened all the time in the 19th and even early 20th centuries). Bernadotte being picked is odd at first glance, but makes more sense when you remember that in 1810 he's a member of the French imperial family, a gifted general and administrator, and quite popular in Sweden due to his honorable treatment of Swedish prisoners during the Prussian campaign a few years previous.

That and Napoleon put his thumb on the scales a little bit, since he seemed to think that Bernadotte would help him pin down Russia if ever it came time for a war in the east (which, he really should have known better the moment Bernadotte refused to promise that he wouldn't take up arms against France in the future).
 
Japan: from backwater to imperial power in the span of a quarter century.

The Philippines being one of the Spanish Empire's last colonies despite being the furthest from Spain even before the Suez Canal.

Africa going from mostly native rule to a bevy of European powers claiming control in the span of a decade or so.
 
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